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Once upon a time....

If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.

11/04/05 - i've been busy! sorry!

: Cloud_X_13 : i act gay but i like girls...

: Kristy[away] : laura have you ever quoted me

: kwj : if i wanted in her pants
: kwj : i'd just put them on

: BlackKitten : sometimes there's nothing better then a hot, throbbing cock thrusting...
: BlackKitten : oh
: BlackKitten : whoops

: Neal : I could have been Miku's husband instead. :\

: Shallow : Dude, last night me and my friends were hanging out, and I went downstairs to talk to Melissa, and when I came back up, I let out this huge ass burp
: Shallow : And I could hear all the guys laughing
: Shallow : And Shawn's lke
: Shallow : "We were all waiting for you to do it. You haven't burped all night."

: sinester : no proper english plz im a stoner lol

: sexy_mexican_chik : no hot guys
: rivia : im not hot, i live in bloody canada

: bina : cause i like the handwritin of caps

hornygal is zemmyz@=SFrurdcy-34-6-984-576.glfd.adsl.virgin.net

: tigerboy : call this number 02072373714 for free comdoms
: urplay : 02072373714

: Ev0luTioN : I sent everyone nude pics.
: Ev0luTioN : I feel er
: Ev0luTioN : errr
: Ev0luTioN : send.

* Ev0luTioN (Ev0luTioN@=nv67.178.108.110.dynamic.dejazzd.com) Quit (Kill by Keith!Keith@staff.webchat.org (Killed: Do not attempt to takeover a channel, further abuse can result in an akill.))
* Conflicted (Prox@=L1hf-fjaldan-usxw1z-54.chvlva.adelphia.net) Quit (Kill by Keith!Keith@staff.webchat.org (Killed: Attempting to takeover a channel is considered abuse. Please refrain from doing so again.))

: elder : -18:54:10p- (+gxx) it's not my place to say
: elder : a fucker with morals?
: elder : werid

: lil_miss_sexy : Top Model here where's the rest of my top model buddies at
: Hot_Male_Model19 : Hi any sugar girl who thinks she's sweet enough for this sexy belgian model ???

: gxx : i have 12.8 inches of dick
: gxx : i'm way ahead of you
: gxx : only 8 inches are mine
: gxx : 4.8 is my boyfriend's

(Technobabble) [17:01:43] (Technobabble) naw, fuck dat nigga, we threw!
(Technobabble) [17:02:05] (slim_waist_wit_a_BIG_bahind) i don't want ya'll to break up cuz he really loves u
(Technobabble) [17:02:18] (Technobabble) how you no
(Technobabble) [17:02:30] (Technobabble) he neva tol u we was goin out
(Technobabble) i think i still punctuate too much

: Bill_Gates_Bitch : any bit*** wanna chat hit my name and i will give you nerd love!!!

: Yonv : i totally just sprayed some lysol in my shoes
: Yonv : lmao

: Laura : kwisti i lubs u
: kristi : aw. i love you more.
: Laura : i love u mostest
: kristi : i love you mosterest plus one times infinity and to beyond :D
: Laura : omg
: Laura : i love u heavenly an godly then
: kristi : rofl!
: kristi : i love you EQUAL
: Laura : i love u + one
: Laura : hehe
: kristi : heeee
: kristi : <3^999
: Laura : haha
: Laura : <3n
: kristi : LOL.
: kristi : @ n
: Laura : =D
: kristi : lol laura
: kristi : nick is like wtf is wrong with you
: kristi : i'm sitting here giggling
=)))

(THE_BOSS) UR A DICK FACE AND I DONT LIKE U IV PUT A VIRUS INTO YOUR COMPUTER
i woke up to that pm

: NekkidChiCaPoo : im gone
: Kr1sty : o.O
: NekkidChiCaPoo : byeeees
: NekkidChiCaPoo : =D
: NekkidChiCaPoo : yonv ur in charge
: Yonv : fine you whore
* NekkidChiCaPoo is now known as Dia[siesta]
: Dia[siesta] : er
: Kr1sty : oh god
* Dia[siesta] is now known as Dia[out\cell]
: Dia[out\cell] : wrong one?
: Yonv : siesta
: Yonv : wtf
: Yonv : haha
: Dia[out\cell] : stfu
* Dia[out\cell] goes
: Dia[out\cell] : haha
: Yonv : durrr
: Yonv : my name is laura
: Yonv : and i dont knwo how to work my script
: Yonv : durrrrr
: Dia[out\cell] : wrong f key..
* Dia[out\cell] flips u off
: Yonv : :O
: Dia[out\cell] : durr im yonv i fall in shit twice durrr
: Dia[out\cell] : an yes i cussed
* Dia[out\cell] goes
: Yonv : HAHAHAHAHA!
: Yonv : omfg you totally burned me
: Yonv : that was so awesome
: Dia[out\cell] : =)
: Yonv : durrrr haha
: Yonv : its so awesome when someone gets me
: Yonv : and its a good one
: Yonv : i hate when ppl come up to me trying to say something all cute and they are half stepping
: Yonv : and im like omg what did you just say?
: Yonv : and then i have to own them
: Yonv : and then harlem shake
: Yonv : haha
<3 haha

: bryan : well if the stereotype isn't true, why don't you see more male asians in american porn?
: bryan : hey.. wrong window.
: Dia[indesignstuff] : nice bry
: bryan : :<
: Yonv : haha
: Yonv : asians have little penises!
: Yonv : omfg speaking of penis
: Yonv : i was eating peanuts today
: Yonv : and i had a mouth full
: Yonv : and dustin was like.. omg what are you eating?
: Yonv : and i was like PEANUTTHHHSSS
: Yonv : cause my mouth was all full
: Dia[indesignstuff] : haha
: Yonv : and it sounded like iw as saying penis :\

: spun : u betta get tested u neva no whut u gunna catch from me

: ATOWNCHEER : don't say my name pour favor!

: bryan : uncircumsized penises
: bryan : are probably the ugliest things ever
: gxx : lol
: MinnyBean : i agree even though im against circumcision
: MinnyBean : i was circumcised myself
: MinnyBean : but i think circumcision should be illegal
: MinnyBean : until its a conscious choice
: bryan : don't get me wrong
: MinnyBean : from the guy
: bryan : vaginas aren't pretty either
: MinnyBean : its hard to do it when ur older and stupid
: bryan : i mean, i love vaginas, but when you think about it
: MinnyBean : but circumcision i think is immoral and unethical
: bryan : vaginas are fucking weird looking
: MinnyBean : even tho im glad im circumcised
: MinnyBean : lol

: sexy_man_12_love_her : theres any 12 years old f there if there is p2p me(be sure ur from USA)

: bryan : i just don't like the fat vaginas that look like they have a tongue sticking out of them
: bryan : when you half expect a fucking dead canary to fall out
: bryan : i like my vaginas
: bryan : organized.

: cuite_299 : will do u what to wepssser with me
: cuite_299 : the devil do u what to wapsser because u not have msn
: The_Devil_Inside : no thank you

: Katie : lolll i love it when i get quoted, it gives me time to reflect on the stupid things i come out with
: Katie : \o/
: Sarah : hehe
: Sarah : Yea, I know what you mean. I just love how Laura quoted me talking to myself. *nods*
=D

: cyborg_123 : i like it cause its half human half man

: cyborg_123 : cyborgs pee oil and crap metal

: gang_member : any girls like ******* dogs pm me

(bettyjan1) anyway i'm going to pray for youbecause you need jesse he is the only person who can help you
(Ev0luTioN) bettyjan1: hahaha, I need jesse..?

(Rebekah) [00:37:49] (C-U-P-I-D) thanks
(Rebekah) [00:38:02] (Rebekah) what for?
(Rebekah) [00:38:56] (C-U-P-I-D) nobody thought i could hack into the chat room
(Rebekah) [00:38:56] (C-U-P-I-D) u did
(Rebekah) [00:39:12] (Rebekah) I did?
(Rebekah) [00:39:19] (C-U-P-I-D) i play basketball

: CandyLand-Chic : HEY GUYS IF U ALL DONT STOP BEIN SUCH A PERV ME & CUTIE GONNA BE LEZ & IM REAL SEXY BOYS DONT LOSE YOUR CHANCE LOL

: StormyDawn : when i get mad at my husband i squirt him in the eye with my breastmilk

: Venetta : a vet at work
: Venetta : had a dog's anal glands squirt in his eye

»»» yourpenisisgay (Lots@=CIqio-650-74-819-777.dsl.chi2ca.pacbell.net) joined
: yourpenisisgay : lol
: terd : whats so funny yourpenisisgay?

: HOT_GUY_222 : any one got a computer?
: HOT_GUY_222 : does any body have internet ?

: hot_dude : ANY GIRLS WANT ME TO TALK DIRTY TO THEM P2P ME IT WILL B GOOD I PRONIS

* Knock: horny_virgin address is banned

: earthworm : Ive got a friend who lives there
: earthworm : you might know him
: earthworm : hes a dealer

: TOP_SHOTTA : well dats gud cz there r a few whites that hate uz blks an im always defendin us blks

(TOP_SHOTTA) y u kick me out
(NekkidChiCaPoo) cuz you're ignorant?
(TOP_SHOTTA) hw was i ignorant to
(NekkidChiCaPoo) exactly

: Spun : (Ratt) you know what spun be alittle bitch dunno how people can stand you your just a fucking rotten prick and raven i dunno and the pms who the fuck cares thats your gf Deal with it now fuck off and get hit By a Cement Truck Spun

: bigboy22 : all girls that r 7-11 that wanna have fun with a much older man p2p me with asl

: bettyboop : clint my cat had 5 kittens a week and a bit ago :P
: ScarFace420 : so shes a loose pussy now

(Dia[testbs]) n sex would be awesome if i wasnt bleedin like carrie hexed me

: Ev0luTioN : I love everyone.
: Ev0luTioN : As long as they suck my cock.
: Ev0luTioN : *cough*
: Ev0luTioN : :-\
: Ev0luTioN : clintx.
: Ev0luTioN : I love you.
: Ev0luTioN : :-X
: clintx : :x
* clintx touches adam.
: clintx : i fucking love your asshole.
: clintx : i mean, i fucking love you, asshole.
: Ev0luTioN : *giggles*
: Sarah : ...
* Ev0luTioN fingers Sarah's butt.
: clintx : harrrrrr!
* Sarah cringes
: Sarah : Stay away from my rear end.
: Sarah : kthx.
* clintx is now known as clint
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»»» ChanServ Sets +o binitza
* Ev0luTioN rotates, and fingers Sarah the old-fashioned way.
: Ev0luTioN : Better?
: Ev0luTioN : binitza: Terrible time to enter a conversation. :-\
: binitza : And whys that?
: Ev0luTioN : ...
: Ev0luTioN : n/m
: Ev0luTioN : :-D
: Sarah : dasfjklsafjd
: Sarah : STAY OUT OF ANY ORAFACES OF MY BODY KTHX

: Sarah : Adam, I married you cuz you helped me with something. You're supposed to be getting sex from your whores like clint.
: Ev0luTioN : Who has Taproot - Again & Again
: Sarah : www.livejournal.com/users/ncangel81
: Ev0luTioN : Sarah: Clint's asshole is too loose anymore.
: Ev0luTioN : Its like throwing a cucumber down a hallway.
: Sarah : lmao
: Sarah : He still has a mouth.
: clint : that's fucking funny.
: clint : fuck.
: Ev0luTioN : So you think.



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