Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
09/01/05 - i've been busy! but heres what i got for the last 2 months.. sorry!
: Teen_13 : how many chatrooms are in the chat thingy?
: bryan : about 35,000
: Teen_13 : are you seroius byran?
: bryan : if not more
: diva101 : whatever
: bryan : you, the stupid one, hush.
: diva101 : ok
: itZ_hAwt_caL[a] : learn how to spell
: Ev0luTioN : my CSE class has alot to do with binary..
: Ev0luTioN : and you know, number positioning is pretty important because there's only 2 digits, right?
: Ev0luTioN : ..my professor is dyslexic..
: Ev0luTioN : he mixed up about.. 13 problems..
: Clint : I owe the RIAA $28,650,000 (191 mp3s)
: Clint : what the fuck
: Clint : lol
: rhianna : I'm such a ppl pleaser...
: rhianna : SHUT UP, BOB! I WASNT TALKIN 2 U!!!
: rhianna : No offense, sorry!
: rhianna : I have temporary anger issues.
: acidklown : So obviously you've never had a white christmas
: pepper : acidklown neither have i except that time my cousin dated a white guy :X
: Tha_helping_hand : well if i spelled sumthing wrong,it must be because i was writing 2 much and needed 2 shorten my sentence young sir
: Venetta : Tha_helping_hand, sir? you do know that assumption is the mother of all **** ups?
: YellowJellyBean : young sir?
: YellowJellyBean : venetta is a woman! yay
: Tha_helping_hand : woops
: Venetta : and i am probably older than you!
: Venetta : fucktard
: YellowJellyBean : how old are you?
: YellowJellyBean : haha fucktard
: Tha_helping_hand : im 12
: bryan : i'm hung like a bee
: bryan : please don't laugh.
: gay_14_boy : wer is all da wee sxc boys wiv wee baws
: MoRgAtHaN : I dont give a ****. Being in the bloods is bad too but i aint going stop doing that.
: MoRgAtHaN : im 16.
: TIPPIN_ON_44 : ne gurlz wanna chat with a light skined boy wit them sexy hazil eyes n a good a** 12 pack holla at ur boy iight
: Andyrew : (Andyrew) Super_Fly, there's a flood in New orleans I need Floodhelp!
: Andyrew : (Andyrew) now you will apolgise to me.
: Andyrew : (Super_Fly) what channel ?k
: Andyrew : if I get akilled
: clintx : nevermind.
* Andyrew (Hollo@=Ofmtkz88-093-80-641.range81-152.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Kill by OperServ (Your address is not allowed on this network. [AKILL ID: "\cQA0Ab92b8QIfoM^"]))
* Yonv mouth fucks Tends
: Tends : Yonv: just don't
: Yonv : fuck you
: Yonv : i'll mouth fuck who i please
: Yonv : and if its you
: Yonv : then mother fucker your getting mouth fucked
: Yonv : bitch hold my drink
: clint : my god i hate how people abbrivate words.
: clint : especially aussies when they go 'wot'
: clint : annoying as hell
: clownin : clint your no eastwood so shut the **** up befor i pull out my magniums
:Andyrew : fuck off you jew, take a holiday to west bank, or Iraq
niiiiiiice
: ^Animosity^ : for the record, i have a *****, not a ****** so NO i will NOT cyber with you idiots
: DA_QUEEN : wats a mofo
: crazygurl908 : any guys that are 15 and needs a girlfriend that lives in the usa
: B-E-A-U-T-F-U-L_D : ne cali cuties wana chat
: Lumi : SHUTTUP B-E-A-U-T-F-U-L_D..You spelt Beautiful wrong stupid
: Britt : i want a guy who hangs out at starbucks ; )
: Laura : hey
: Laura : u guys
: Laura : help me think up other words
: Laura : like um
: Laura : for sexy
: Laura : n hot
: Laura : n all tha
: flugger : Jeff.
: HOT_HOT_GIRL : U KNOW GOT MILK U SHOULD TAKE A PRACTICE SPELING TOO
: queen_o_sex : hey n players out ther who wants t play me
: flugger : wee
: flugger : couldn't get my media player to play
: Yonv : gay4u
: flugger : ..kinda hard to jerk off to porn when that happens
: elder : hey Laura, do u work in the city?
: elder : oh no wait u work out of ur home
: Laura : lol
: Laura : i do work in the city
: Laura : diff place every time
: Laura : =D
: elder : oooo
: Laura : well sometime repeat customers
: Laura : tha sounds dirty
: Candy51522 : sorry my comp. disconnected but now i can internet sex
: johnnyo : any single girls looking for a single male im lonely and need my virgnity taken by a nice girl
: Yonv : hes so ugly
: Yonv : HAHA!
: Yonv : HAHAOLGHLAHAOHGAHAHAHAHA
* Yonv squats down n shits
: Laura : lol
: Yonv : HAHAHAH
: flugger : ;)
: flugger : jk babeh
: Yonv : omg
: Yonv : that made me laugh so hard i farted
: Yonv : iw ant to take a big ass dildo
: subq : laura
: subq : come back
: subq : and sexorz me
: subq : :(
* clint is now known as Laura
* Laura sexors kennay
* Laura is now known as clint
: subq : haha
* nigglet loves to get drunk
: subq : fucker
: subq : stay away
: nigglet : oh my!
: clint : hahahaha
: clint : dude
: nigglet : cool
: clint : kenny, i sent that to her query window.. so it's gonna be a quote
: clint : :P
: subq : bastard
: subq : she logs anyways
: clint : yea
* subq winks at laura
: clint : but you gotta point'em out
: clint : :)
: subq : me and laura
*shrug* haha
: Sarah : Whatever. Maybe you men need to pay more attention to the signs.
: Adz : it's not real flirting unless you're topless
: Adz : then I'd notice
: Adz : subtleness is over rated
: ConcreteAnge| : i dunno how u get more obvious with a guy then i was with adam, short of jumping his bones
* djak says "watz good any sexy ladiez wanna chat hit him up" (no uggly bithez please)!!!
: Stephanie : it's ok though cus after this i'll be so furtile brad can like sneeze and i'll get knocked up :)
: pepper : o.o
: Stephanie : haha
: binitza : eww brad sneezes cum?
: sexy_as_hell : hey do any body wann chat
: g0t-miLk : do any body
: g0t-miLk : jesus
: g0t-miLk : THAT is the reason Internet should be illegal in the ghetto
: candysweet : ANY GUYS INTO SCENERY ROLE PLAYING
: Gay_Guys_ : anyone wanna talk to 17 males
: DogFace : why would i be jelous?, i thought inverted ***** syndrome was a BAD thing emma
: linkin_ski : if you love VANPIERS press 1369
: MinnyBean : and I said no thanks I dont want to make al iving by putting pantyhose on suspected terrorists, have a nice day
: alicia : haha
: Adz : I'm a homosexual with a broken knee!
: pepper : I go threw men like aphex goes threw diaphrams
: sexy_canadian : i got big boob and blonde
: zenn : MONEYTALKS#$_*()&#@_$)(*#@$_)(#@*$_+)#(@*_#()$*_#@)($*:lk :sldfkjp#(*#@_)(*lj:lkj:lKJ hiya
: moneytalks : ZENN YOUCOCKSMOKINGFUCKINGDIRTYWHORESONOFABITCHWHOEATSHISMOTHERSSHITFORBREAKFASTANDFARTSINHERMOUTHTOGIVEHERCPRBREASTMILKINGFUCKINHOEWUTUPBEATCH#*$($#&*#&*$&*$##&*$(#&*$#&*$#&*$&*#$
: sketch : MONEYSLUT YA DIRTYSHITPACKINGASSFACEBLOATEDFATWRECKEDBITCHWITHHERPESONHERDISEASEINFECTEDOVERUSEDSTRETCHEDOUTCRABRIDDENTWATSACKOFMUTATEDMONKEYSHIT%#@)(&%#@)_(&%#@)_(%#@&^)_%#@(^)_%#@(^%#@)_(^%#@)_(^%#@)(_^%#@#@%#@%
: moneytalks : SPUT YOU FUCKINGHOMESEXUALCOCKLICKINGANUSMOTHERFUCKINGCUMDRINKINGANDTHENRINSINGYOURMOUTHOUTWITHYOURMOTHERSPISS
<3 david
(Subq) just give it a good kick
(Laura) haha
(Subq) u know what i was always told..
(Subq) if u got tits or tires you got problems
(Laura) learn to speak english
(Laura) n quit msgin me
(mad) can u teach me?
(Laura) no.
(Laura) quit msgin me
(mad) are you as beatiful ad angel.
(mad) quit msging me you to
: _Steph_ : me and my friends snuck into some fitness place last night..and I turned on the tredmeal. then my friend turned it all the way up and I fell and put gashes into my knee.
: Technobabble : steph, next time wear knee pads
: Technobabble : and probably a helmet...
: starfruit : my vagina is off limits from your eyeballs
: elder : wasn't alot of mushrooms
: elder : nyummo
: starfruit : i dunno i just have trouble with 'em
: starfruit : i want pasta tonite
: elder : i made ur not gunna be single for long pasta for my mum
: elder : eailer
: starfruit : what?
: elder : fuck u keyboard
: sexxi_gurl_69 : hey who wab=nts to suck my dick
: h3x : theres this paraplegic chick at the beach and this guy is walkin around
: Laura : k..
: h3x : n she says sir i wanna be fucked real bad, thats always been my dream
: h3x : can u do that for me can u just fuck me PLEASEEEEEEEEE
: h3x : so he says ok
: h3x : he picks her up n walks over to tha water n throws her in tha ocean n says.........well there ya go bitch NOW YOUR FUCKED!
(Soul_Fire) watching teenchatz is lowering my IA
* Soul_Fire sighs
(Soul_Fire) IQ
: Yonv : omg i had my finger all dug up in my nose
: Yonv : and i was like HAHA!
: pepper : grrf i think i ate a booger
: Laura : eww
: Laura : how
: clint : she picked it
: clint : and stuck it in her mouth
: pepper : i was blowing my nose and like i breathed in and felt a lumpy
: clint : she doesnt think she did
: clint : she DID
: pepper : o.o
: eLder : thats gross
: clint : Well
: clint : that's okay
: clint : cause
: clint : my ex g/f is queen of queefs
: pepper : ewww
: Laura : hahahah
: clint : But that's cause I MADE HER QUEEF
: clint : i'm mean
: clint : and an asshole
: clint : :)
: pepper : was she like *OH OH OH OH OH *QUEEF* OHHHHH
: eLder : ....
: pepper : *QUEEF QUEEF*
: clint : yup
: clint : more like
: clint : *thrust**thrust**thrust**queef**thrust**queef**thrust**thrust**thrust**queef**thrust**queef**thrust**thrust**thrust**queef**thrust**queef**thrust**thrust**thrust**queef**thrust**queef*
: Jsmj : you didn't suck HIS dick till after that
: Kati : O.o
: Laura : i never sucked mikas dick thank u very much
: Kati : lol
: Laura : hes like family to me
: Laura : so u just icky
: Kati : umm
: Jsmj : ahh
: Laura : u should go to jail
: Jsmj : poor guy
: Kati : lol
* Laura snorts
: Jsmj : nah
: Laura : yeah!
: Kati : hellooo
: Kati : wait a sec
: Kati : lol
: Laura : u took pics of a kid sucking stuff =(
: Jsmj : been to jail
: Jsmj : not fun
: Kati : ain't no one sucking his dick but me!
: Jsmj : I took pictures for my sister
: Laura : hahaha
: Jsmj : cause she wasn't there
: Laura : i love u kati
: Kati : so ..
: Kati : yea
: Kati : i love you too Laura
: shane_o : *** chat u 2 me the italien stalien
: diabla : MY FUN DIP STICK BROKE
: diabla : SON OF A BITCH
: MinnyBean : im kind of having a bad night :(
: MinnyBean : im sorry
: Yonv : whats wrong?
: diabla : OMG kyle the ending of queer as folk was good
: Kasey : rofl
: Kasey : im quoting that
: Ev0luTioN : laura..
: Ev0luTioN : i only have 2 quotes.
: daddys_rich_princeton_girl : i am going to college to start earning my ged
: acidklown : daddys_rich_princeton_girl.., What state, is Princeton in?
: daddys_rich_princeton_girl : ill check
: acidklown : uh
: acidklown : You don't know where you live?
: daddys_rich_princeton_girl : no i dont live where princeton is my dady is building me a house there so i can live there if its any of ur buisness so it aint its my personal buisneesss
: daddys_rich_princeton_girl : becouse i have to live soe where an im not living in those gross dorms with ppl i odnt know eww
: acidklown : Ya'll stop making fun of daddys_rich_princeton_girl ... When you were 14, didn't you want to be someone else? (in her case, Paris Hilton)
: Erosion : beer time!
: MinnyBean : Erosion pour it on me and lick it off
: binitza : i love giving head now
: binitza : so fun
: spindrift : What a coincidence
: spindrift : I love receiving head
: binitza : hahah
: binitza : well then
* binitza unzips you
: spindrift : I come in .rar format actually
: binitza : hahah
: Royster : GEEK
: spindrift : :D :D
: binitza : sad that i laughed at that
: Laura : o babeh
: acidklown : omghi ;
: acidklown : D
: Laura : omghi2u
: acidklown : omgomgjizzm
: Laura : omgsquirtomggg
we hab issues.
* binitza unzips Oliver's fly and gets on her knees..
: YellowJellyBean : go away sweet_jessica..
: binitza : okay..bored now
: YellowJellyBean : Jessica`` was here first..
: Mithos : lol
: YellowJellyBean : :P
: Jessica`` : I know, theres a sweet one, doe sthat mean I'm the evil one?
: Oliver : wait, wait.
: Oliver : the SIGHT of my phallus got you bored?
: YellowJellyBean : never.
: Oliver : well THANK YOU
: Oliver : really know how to make a man feel AWESOME
: Laura : i have gas
: eLder : lol
: acidklown : I have diareah
: acidklown : =D
: acidklown : cha cha cha
* Laura sits on u an farts
: N1X : i have petitions =0(
* acidklown sits on you and squirts
: N1X : and pions to teach
* Laura sits on u an leaks red
: N1X : haha
: Laura : =)
: eLder : ok ok
: N1X : ewwwww
: Laura : haha
: Laura : he squirted..
: acidklown : AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT PISSING OUT OF YOUR ASS
: acidklown : OK?
: Laura : LIKE YOU!?
* N1X sticks a cork in laura
: eLder : u can do that?
: NO_LIMIT_BOY_ : ill be the one kicking people off this chat laura and if u kick me off illl be spankin fire to that ***
: pepper : i just heard my mom say I DOUCHED
(Subq) 7=============D
(Laura) =P
(Subq) erm
(Subq) my balls look funnie dont they?
: Laura : adam i love u
: Laura : have my babies
: spindrift : Why Laura
: Laura : cuz i do
: spindrift : ..
: spindrift : Not gonna argue
: Laura : WHY DO I NEEDA REASON
: spindrift : Especially for babymaking with Laura
: Laura : heheh
: alicia : laura's makin a bunch of babehs
: Laura : yes but
: Laura : they all r givin birth
» Princess-Toadstool - see! you leave!
: Laura : n then i'll be like the guy with the harem n 349834 kids
: Princess-Toadstool : :P
03:18 -> -Princess-Toadstool- im crying =(
: spindrift : You are the only vessel fit to incubate my spawn until it erupts from your loins poised to create mass havoc and eventually deliver to me the world in their cute widdle claws
: Laura : hahah
: alicia : i'm not makin babehs
(Soul_Fire) [04:28] (The_Devil_Inside) didja see what I just said in tcz?
(Soul_Fire) [04:28] (^Animosity^) yeah your wifes gonna be pissed =p
(Soul_Fire) [04:29] (The_Devil_Inside) no shit
(Soul_Fire) [04:29] (The_Devil_Inside) only reasone I'm on IRC right now
(Soul_Fire) [04:29] (The_Devil_Inside) is cuz I woke up to her going to thebatfhrom
(Soul_Fire) [04:29] (The_Devil_Inside) while I was in bed with her sis
: chris : (Quote|#128) (r0bert) you are officially a complete and utter moron. | (Evil_Girl_55) no u are beacause moran is spelled m-o-r-a-n u dope
: mebabyme : any girls with dicks wanna chat?
: Hubba_Bubba : ANY SEXY LADIES WANNA CHAT TO A NICE BIG BURLY MAN PRESS 123
: DogFace : my mummy said never look at a girls panties until you're married
: clint : he's gay too?
: Mavi : yeah
: clint : Mavi gay?
: Mavi : im gay
: clint : ..
: Mavi : :))))))))))))))))
: Mavi : :))))))))))))))))
: Mavi : im turkishboy
: Teapot : umm.. just a hint: never watch this room when eating
: Mavi : no gay , im insania
: clint : i can see it now
: clint : 'HONEY.... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LAYGS?'
: acidklown : lol
: clint : omg
: clint : lutennat dayun!
: clint : you got laygs!
: bettyboopno1 : hey sandra i need to tell you somehting i am sorry but i am inlove with the same guy you r inlove with
: GothicPrincess : I donot need spelcheck ledchick
: GothicPrincess : lebchick*
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)