2005 - Quotes

Once upon a time....

If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.

07/04/05 - the quotes suck this month cause i've been so busy.. sorry guys

* NekkidChiCaPoo looks at sam
* B|aCk-MaGiX looks at Laura
* NekkidChiCaPoo lix her lips at jonah
* NekkidChiCaPoo is now known as Laura
* B|aCk-MaGiX swallows
: B|aCk-MaGiX : That didn't sound good
: B|aCk-MaGiX : =\
: Laura : hahah
* Laura quotes

: B|aCk-MaGiX : hai lau`@!
: B|aCk-MaGiX : %$Q@$#
: Laura : HEY JONAH#(*$(#*$
: B|aCk-MaGiX : fuck diamopnf
: Laura : u drunk ass
: B|aCk-MaGiX : noooo!@##!$
: B|aCk-MaGiX : pft
: B|aCk-MaGiX : heel y34s
: Laura : haha
: B|aCk-MaGiX : er
: B|aCk-MaGiX : hell
: B|aCk-MaGiX : and, yes
: Laura : how much jonah?
: B|aCk-MaGiX : $20 and you have me!
: Laura : hahah
: Laura : i meant how much have u had to drink
: Laura : u geek
: B|aCk-MaGiX : Ohhh
: B|aCk-MaGiX : umh
: B|aCk-MaGiX : t6oo mucg'
: B|aCk-MaGiX : too mcuh
: Laura : haha
: B|aCk-MaGiX : much
: Laura : noooo kiddin
: B|aCk-MaGiX : snhshhh
: B|aCk-MaGiX : du tell anybody
: Laura : haha
: B|aCk-MaGiX : ESP. NB0OT KAS4Y
: B|aCk-MaGiX : !
: B|aCk-MaGiX : wow
: B|aCk-MaGiX : ok. mym tuping suckks now
: Laura : hahah
: B|aCk-MaGiX : ...
: Laura : im so quoting u hahah
: Laura : hey aj
: B|aCk-MaGiX : imma stop;
: B|aCk-MaGiX : 1

(SexayBot) NEW PICS FOR LAURA
(The_Devil_Inside) yeah maybe
(SexayBot) =)
(The_Devil_Inside) OH OH
(The_Devil_Inside) I got one of marge n jamie doing a duck walk race in our driveway
(SexayBot) ..
(The_Devil_Inside) it's hilarious!
(The_Devil_Inside) mmkay you stand up right
(The_Devil_Inside) then squat
(The_Devil_Inside) then walk while squating
(The_Devil_Inside) duck walk
(The_Devil_Inside) :)
* SexayBot walks away

: pepper : I want finding nemo pajamas
: Kati : ty alicia
: alicia : :D
: NetworkPimp : WOAH
: NetworkPimp : i thought
: NetworkPimp : desi said
* Kati gives ali a gin can
: NetworkPimp : "i want fingering nemo pajamas"
: pepper : it'd be kinky if they made finding nemo panties
: NetworkPimp : :\
: Kati : there was an exchange student called alicia here once
: pepper : and id be like OOOO YOU FOUND NEMO`

: Yonv : i hate everyone
: Yonv : im an equal oppertunity hater

: sexy_girl_16 : hey ppl u ppl are invited to my wedding thats going to happen on this page so be here

: Royster : http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/CANPOS.htm
: Technobabble : One size fits all .....
: alicia : except when she bites down and lets go and it snaps the elastic string onto your nutsack

: Jenni` : my ass cheeks were sweating at work yesterday
: krazie : thats soo.. un hot
: Jenni` : my armpits are all sweaty too
: Jenni` : and my boobs :/

* Topic is 'So picture this, I'm standing there, hand covered in my shit, toilet seat cover stuck to my ass, TP coming out of my ass like a fox's tail and my shorts around my ankles (Yonv) So all around it was a pretty typical weekend for you?'

: aquabat : Dameon: why are you even bothering trying to police an irc channel, which by state and federal law is deemed as an open forum, ungoverned by anyone

(acidklown) [15:17] * Imperial- throws up on himself
(acidklown) [15:18] * Imperial- pees more in his pants
(acidklown) [15:19] (notgxx) retard
(acidklown) [15:19] (acidklown) no
(acidklown) [15:19] (Imperial-) auhhhhhh
(acidklown) [15:19] (acidklown) he isn't retarded
(acidklown) [15:20] (Imperial-) disaneyland?
(acidklown) [15:20] (acidklown) he's canadian

(^AnimositY^) you have to quote this
(^AnimositY^) (N1X) i wasn't a slut
(^AnimositY^) (N1X) nor was i looking for love
(^AnimositY^) (N1X) i was quite content with the violence
(^AnimositY^) (^AnimositY^) lmao
(^AnimositY^) (N1X) but i caught love like most people catch syphilis
(^AnimositY^) (N1X) =0P

: JediBunny : Laura, if you wuz my sister, i'd do you in a new york minute

: Technobabble : you better not cry
: Technobabble : you better not pout, i'm tellin you why
: Technobabble : laa aura is coming.., to town
: Technobabble : and she's packin a sack fulla kick your ******* java ***

(sdsda) i could give a girl an awesomely fun 5 minutes or more. if i knew how............

: Technobabble : Venetta, don't mind ryan, he's a wigger
: Technobabble : he can't help it
: Technobabble : but there's good news for the rest of us
: tw1tch : lol
* Technobabble pulls out a can of wigger-be-gone and sprays it in ryan's face
: Venetta : lol
: Technobabble : it's soap

: Guest22503 : i smell sex and andy
: Guest22503 : mamma this surely is a dream
: Laura : andy?
: Guest22503 : dig it

* PurpleNerple is now known as dooransweringhussy
: Bu}{erfly : omg I thought that said awayeatingherpussy
: Bu}{erfly : sorry I havent slept yet
: Bu}{erfly : dont mind me :/
* dooransweringhussy is now known as Laura

: TEO : WHO WANTS TO REPORT MY BROTHER TO IMMIGRATION PLEASE TALK WITH ME ON PRIVATE

: KerenskY : I'm not your emotional tampon.

: Jenni` : What do men and computers have in common?
: Scuzzi : There both ignorant
: Jenni` : You don't realise how much you need them until they go down on you... ;)
: Princess-Toadstool : haha
: Jenni` : muhaha
: Jenni` : :P
: Princess-Toadstool : that's the damn truth

: clint : ass and titties
: clint : ass and titties
: clint : ass n titties
: clint : and big booty bitches
: Sam : that's like a laura anthem right there
I SAW THAT SAM!

: DUDE45 : ANY GUYS WANNA CHAT..I AM A GIRL JUST 2 LET U KNO

: sweet_girl : RAPE IS NOT FUNNY
: sweet_girl : DEY MAKE U HAVE SEX
: sweet_girl : SEX IS FUN THO
: sweet_girl : BUT IM SWEET
: sweet_girl : I WILL NOT SAY THAT AGAIN
: sweet_girl : JESUS, FORGIVE ME
: Al` : thats a well made point, sweet_girl
: Krebsgewehr : DEY MAKE YOU HAVE SEX?!!?!?!
: sweet_girl : thabjku
: Krebsgewehr : OMG!
: sweet_girl : that was da point
: Krebsgewehr : LOL!

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: matt_d : no u might give me hiv or somthing u little cark whore

: Princess-Toadstool : i'd like some laura handcuff action
: Princess-Toadstool : :x
: Scuzzi : haha
: Scuzzi : dia can rip some stuff up :P
whys tha scare me?

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: miss_johnna : do you have a girlfriend
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im so cool hah

(Wil) Simon
(Wil) ilu
(nomis) iluuuuuu
(Wil) hehe
(Wil) ilum
(nomis) nuh uh
(Wil) Uh huh
(Wil) ilumtulm
(nomis) iluvgjktregkjerhglkrefhgkljdfjkughgfju
(nomis) i win
(Wil) k
(Wil) Now
(Wil) Tell me what that al means.
(nomis) :|
(Wil) All too
(Wil) lol
(Wil) Please
(Wil) :(
(nomis) i love you very good jillion kinds television really exciting grand kite jon every rat horny george lily kamakaze rice even free hunny gumby kelly loser jeez dork fondle fuckingj's kitty underthecovers ghetto home great fucking juice uistheoneilovetimesforever!

: Diabla : that bitch aint thick that bitch has layers

: moshy : And I told him if he ever jizzed in my butt, I'd purposely fart that dirty cum on his dick.

(very_hot_girl) hi
(very_hot_girl) fuck u bitch u kicked me off and what r u gonna do kick me off o wow im so scare go ahead and do it im on another chat room bitch so what r u gonna do ha ha ha
(very_hot_girl) fuck u bitch u kicked me off and what r u gonna do kick me off o wow im so scare go ahead and do it im on another chat room bitch so what r u gonna do ha ha ha
(very_hot_girl) fuck u bitch u kicked me off and what r u gonna do kick me off o wow im so scare go ahead and do it im on another chat room bitch so what r u gonna do ha ha ha
(very_hot_girl) fuck u bitch u kicked me off and what r u gonna do kick me off o wow im so scare go ahead and do it im on another chat room bitch so what r u gonna do ha ha ha
retards.. thing is, i never kicked her

: beaten_bloody : IF UR A CRACK BABY AND U LIKE TO GET FREEKY SAY YYYYYYYYAAAAAYYYYYYYA

: party_girl_ : 10/f/tx

: cHaOs : lol
: cHaOs : you wanna battle? you beat around the bush like your scared to lick the pussy so you eat around the tush!
: cHaOs : UNF
: moshy : WHY DON'T YOU COME ON AND HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
: moshy : FIRE AWAAAAAAAAY
: Laura : lol wtf
* moshy battles with Pat Benatar.
: cHaOs : haha we both quoted songs
: cHaOs : at the same time
: moshy : Hahhaha

: Yonv : and all he had to do is swollow my baby batter
: Yonv : small price to pay for a good time

: Jenni` : :(
: Jenni` : but i wanted to stroke your pussy :(

: TheRealDenial : if you were any more emo i would be trying to get in your pants because i thought you were a girl

: Tends : why cuz im white?
: tw1tch : im white too wtf
: Laura : hahah
: Tends : lol
: netterpooh : =O
: Tends : oh shit
: Tends : yo uare?
: Tends : damn :|
: Laura : hahahaha
: tw1tch : yeah wtf
: tw1tch : u thought i was black ?!
: Tends : yeah
: tw1tch : LOL
: Tends : thats why i was callin you a fag
: Tends : ;\
: tw1tch : im a fuckin skinny ass white dude

: WiccanGirl : i am a witch. they're real

: undertakermail : any girls need a boyfriend im me
: N1X : any girls need someone to slap them around im me
: Troy_aka_thelostprophet : any girls want a trophy boyfriend im me

: eaglemansgurl : look can we be friends eagleman
<3 javas

: imperial- : if there pussys are all nice and neat there motheres wernt sluts
: pepper : lol
: pepper : thats not true imperial-
: imperial- : and if u have a midget for a child
: imperial- : then u dident have sex long enuff

: notgxx : i wonder what colour my teeth are
: notgxx : not that good
: notgxx : i don't brush often
: notgxx : who can be bothered

: red_Dwarf : ill fuck anyting that moves
: red_Dwarf : horse rabbit skunk

: acidklown : at midnight, I have about Н" of drool on my pillow and a hardon the size of California

: alicia : i've seen enough irc boy penis for this year
: acidklown : You haven't seen klown penii yet tho
: acidklown : :"P
: acidklown : brb
: alicia : you have more than one?
: acidklown : I have 3
: acidklown : spares / backups
: acidklown : you know

: young_lad : hey all does ne 1 want to chat with a 10 year old sexy girl?

: Venetta : no his name is now, cuntface
* Vipe waves at the cuntface
: Kati : aahh cuntface, ok
: Vipe : those are some big lips u have!

: moneytalks : any dirty *** ******* in here wanna suck my big dick?

: Venetta : you obviously aren't australian
: Australian_guy_17 : why?
: Venetta : because you don't know who the president is
: Australian_guy_17 : yes i do
: Venetta : who is it then?
(for those of you who dont know.. they dont have a president)

: Dia[annoyed\portfolio-doin] : okay.. which would u guys rather have? reaaaaaaaaally good anal sex or reaaaaaaally good funnel cake?

* Urine_Bubbles spreads his wings and flies down from the rooftops of gotham city
: Urine_Bubbles : :D
: Urine_Bubbles : TOMORROW IS THE DAY
: clint : tyler
: clint : stop being such an urine bubble.
: clint : batman sucks my cock
: Urine_Bubbles : im being a baturine bubble

: Jenni` : i thought i was gonna die last night
: Jenni` : cos i was bored
: Jenni` : so a started picking my nose with my tweezers
: KeiRa : haha
: Jenni` : and i thought i'd poked my brain cos it really hurt
: KeiRa : ouwie
: KeiRa : see when i get bored i usually just give myself a pedicure or take a nice hot bubble bath.. or pluck my eyebrows
: KeiRa : never poked muh brain thro muh nose wif tweezers
: Jenni` : i pluck my leg hairs sometimes
: Jenni` : hehe
: Jenni` : well i'm ill..
: KeiRa : and u know that no matter what u do all this will prolly be quoted
: Jenni` : sick in the head :/
: KeiRa : heh
: KeiRa : me too.. dont feel bad
: Jenni` : if she loves me she won't quote this
: KeiRa : hahaha.. she'll still qoute it
: KeiRa : =P
: Jenni` : NOT IF SHE LOVES ME!! :(
: KeiRa : well guess u will have to wait and see
: Kati : lol
: Kati : I won't quote.. if Laura sees it and quotes it herself, then so be it
: Jenni` : :)
: Kati : You cannot fight against Laura's quotes lol
: Jenni` : see Kati loves me!
: Kati : awww yes I do dearest
: Jenni` : oh she won't see it
: KeiRa : laura loves us but is evil all the same
love uuuuuuuuu!

hello are you sexy because i want a girlfriend and you might be fit n av u got big tits
No such nick

: Technobabble : scuzzi, did you know that a black hole will not absorb light that's refracted off of someone who's fugly

: Guest97635 : ur so fukin dum

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: NekkidChiCaPoo : i rule
: NekkidChiCaPoo : haha

: KerenskY : I gots Bacardi, like it's my birfday.

(this one is long.. you could just scroll haha)
: imperial- : i justw ant you
: Laura : haha
: imperial- : i want the hole packedge
: Laura : i see
: twisted_x___ : meaning pussy and ass
: imperial- : aww
: twisted_x___ : =O
: Laura : nice
* imperial- hugs laura
* Laura hugs
* imperial- kiss's laura on her for head
: Laura : lol
* imperial- whispers in her ear
* acidklown licks lauras left pussylip
: Laura : omg lol
: pepper : haha
: acidklown : want the right one done too, so it doesn't get jealous?
: Laura : haha
* Laura runs away
: imperial- : lol
: imperial- : run to my house
: imperial- : uv bneen a bad gurl
: imperial- : go to my room
: Laura : im always a bad girl
: Laura : i just hide it
: imperial- : me to
: Laura : ur a bad girl too huh
: imperial- : im always a bad gurl
: imperial- : i just hide it
: Laura : haha
: imperial- : laura
: Laura : hm?
: imperial- : come sit wit me
* Laura raises an eyebrow
: imperial- : ow ow ow
: imperial- : pleasse
: Laura : whas wrong? lol
: imperial- : imcrying
: imperial- : im really upset
* acidklown places lauras hand on my shaft
: imperial- : whut about the other hand
: imperial- : can i have the other
: acidklown : sure
: Laura : omg
: Laura : 3some
: Laura : right now
: Laura : woo!
: imperial- : wooo
* imperial- puts right hand down lauras pants
: acidklown : Laura
: acidklown : stfu and ski
: Laura : hahaha
: acidklown : hah
: acidklown : =D
* imperial- rubs laura till shes soaking
* imperial- spits on his heand
: Laura : omg
: Laura : lol
* acidklown wipes my precum on lauras leg
: Laura : thx
: acidklown : Welcome
: acidklown : protein ;)
: imperial- : haha
: acidklown : let that shit dry
* imperial- fux the shit outa laura
: acidklown : it's like super glue
* acidklown sticks my finger up lauras butt
* imperial- busts all over lauras stomich
: Laura : u know whats scary
: Laura : i can see u both doin this
: Laura : when im not even here
: acidklown : lol ;)
: imperial- : hahah
: acidklown : hahahaha
* imperial- granbs ;auras hand and rubs her hand threw all the cum
: Laura : dirty
* imperial- makes laura put her cumy hand in twisted x's hair
: Laura : haha
: imperial- : damn laura thank u for the great sex
: Laura : god
: acidklown : yea
: acidklown : yea
: acidklown : I nutted all over my shoe
: acidklown : god damn
: acidklown : laura
: Laura : hahah
: acidklown : was it as good for me as it was for you?
: Laura : no
: Laura : haha
: imperial- : my cock smells like lauras puss puss now
: imperial- : god
: acidklown : my cock smells like ....
: imperial- : u give off a good scent
: acidklown : man, if I could smell my cock
: acidklown : IF I COULD SMELL MY COCK .,...
: acidklown : I don't know what I'd do
: imperial- : EHUT
: imperial- : WHUT
: imperial- : OH
* imperial- has sex wit lauras tits
* imperial- leans over and busts in twisted x's eye
: imperial- : oops
: imperial- : shit
: Laura : i feel
: Laura : so used
: Laura : today
: imperial- : no dont
: imperial- : im just releving ur stress
: imperial- : all u have to say laura is dont fuck me right now
: imperial- : but ur soo giveing
: imperial- : aww
* imperial- lix laura
* Laura blinks
* Laura quotes tha entire damn thing
: acidklown : YOU BETTER NOT
: imperial- : haha
: Laura : OH I DID BABY
: imperial- : YEAH
: acidklown : ITLL MAKE ME GET PREMATURE EJACULATION AGAIN
: imperial- : WHUT HE SAID
: acidklown : EVERYTIME I READ IT
: imperial- : I DONT WANT BLUE BALLS
: Laura : hahaha
: Laura : but i like givin boys blue balls
: Laura : n then satisfying them
: Laura : its fun
: imperial- : AWW
: acidklown : I can see me checking lauras site from bestbuy, and reading it and nutting all over myself in the store in front of the hot chicks

: Bu}{erfly : well his son woke up last night
: Bu}{erfly : and was like
: Bu}{erfly : daddy
: Bu}{erfly : there are dinosaurs in my pee pee and they came out

: FieStaChi` : no i put da 'oran' in moran ok
: FieStaChi` : wtf
: FieStaChi` : making you a moron

: acidklown : Laura is the only person online, I've had wet dreams about
: acidklown : >:|
THAT IS SO AWESOME! heheh.. <3 his wifie tho

: ^AnimositY^ : is it?
: Laura : nm
: ^AnimositY^ : TELL ME!
: Laura : WHA
: Laura : haha
: ^AnimositY^ : IS highlight still on?
: ^AnimositY^ : dont play with the drunk
: ^AnimositY^ : =p
: ^AnimositY^ : well actually DO play with me, but not in this manner!
: ^AnimositY^ : i mean
: ^AnimositY^ : =x
: Laura : lol
: Laura : =)
: ^AnimositY^ : =D

: Yonv : if i was a chick and i was getting it doggy style
: Yonv : id fart on teh guy
: Yonv : and giggle

: Yonv : its going tobe so fun sitting on the couch with some trailor skank's head between my legs :|

: Thule : she thought chatting online would help develope my social skills

: Bubbasue : i don't even know how to use a damn tampon
: Bubbasue : i don't want something else jammed up there
: Bubbasue : *shrugs*
: MentallyDark : lmao
: MentallyDark : LAURA YOU GOTTA QUOTE THAT
: Laura : haha
: Bubbasue : i haven't been quoted in a damn long time
: Bubbasue : cuz i'm hardly here ;_;
: MentallyDark : thats cause you dun ever come on :P
: Bubbasue : i know
: Bubbasue : haha
: MentallyDark : i dun get quoted cause i don't talk much lol

: Yonv : Picnic was a shortening of pick a nigger and referred to an outdoor community gathering during which families ate from box lunches while a randomly-chosen black man was hanged for the diners entertainment

: synapse : we're all white here in pennsyltucky
: synapse : and we know if yer related to yer wife.. outside of marriage

: Samara` : im not lazy
: Samara` : im puerto rican!

: magtek : this song is making my nuts viberate
: Laura : hahah
: magtek : seriouly
: magtek : ;P

: Guest45841 : any girls wanna orgasm rite now but dont know how p2p me or press 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888

* Ev0luTioN is sexually undecided..
: NetworkPimp : not sure on your gender?
: NetworkPimp : ;x
: Ev0luTioN : correct.
* Laura looks down ur pants
: Ev0luTioN : don't just look, darling.
: Ev0luTioN : thats dickteasing.
* Laura feels around
: Ev0luTioN : k, thanks.
: Laura : wtf is this
* Laura pulls out a banana
: Laura : =/
: Ev0luTioN : :-\
: Ev0luTioN : aw
: NetworkPimp : haha
: Ev0luTioN : nuts.
: NetworkPimp : i knew it
: Laura : why u stuffin?
: NetworkPimp : Adam stuffs his boxers
: NetworkPimp : ;x
: Ev0luTioN : laura..
* Laura pulls out a hotdog
: Laura : ooh
: Laura : nice
: Laura : =d
: Ev0luTioN : its there in case i get hungry.
: Ev0luTioN : i swear.
: Laura : sure..
: Ev0luTioN : stuffing is for white hicks who do nothing besides work and get online..
: Ev0luTioN : ...
: Ev0luTioN : :-\
: Ev0luTioN : aw man..
: Ev0luTioN : <--
: Ev0luTioN : hick.
: Ev0luTioN : i have a hick accent.
: Ev0luTioN : actually, no i don't.

: Ev0luTioN : would anyone like to help me obtain fellatio?
: thelsdj : Ev0luTioN: theres a guy who owes me some head, want me to give it to you instead? :P
: Ev0luTioN : hrm..
: thelsdj : er want me to have him give it to you instead i mean
: Ev0luTioN : you have yourself a deal.

: tw1tch : i fucking STINK
: steez : lOL
: SilverSkye : thankz
: steez : LOL
: tw1tch : i smell like a mix of sweat, dirt, and cardboard

: Mooch : this girl I knew, when she was younger part of her heel was cut off or something and they had to do a skin graph or some shit, so they had to take some skin off her vagina and graph it to her heel and now she :has pubic hair growing on her heel

: Yonv : omg i just farted and it hurt

: Kati : wanna put my baby pic there?
: Kati : Mika said i was a cute baby
: Laura : mhm
: Kati : tho i'm kinda worried
: Kati : coz u kno
: Kati : pervs are out there
: Laura : lol
: Kati : and they gonna see my baby pic
: Kati : and go like: Wow, I wanna wank
: Kati : and i'll be like: Ew, gross, I'm violated
: Laura : lol
: Kati : yea
: TTYLNuke : hahaha
: Kati : so like..
: Laura : isnt she cute? lol
: Kati : i'm a lil worried
: Kati : me?

: KeiRa` : lol.. lauras always busy.. or just says she is.. coz she dont lub me like she used to
: KeiRa` : lol
: KeiRa` : wow
: zenn : I know...she loves none of us anymore
: zenn : haha
: Bubbasue : Me either
: Bubbasue : haha...k
: Bubbasue : although she notices when I'm on
: Bubbasue : she's like "abby IS alive"
: Bubbasue : I'm like..........uh uyeah
: Bubbasue : .
: Jenni` : she lubes me sometimes
: Jenni` : and sticks a whopping great big dildo up my ass
: KeiRa` : she just uses us for sex and throws us back in the closet
: Jenni` : and then i make her stick it in her mouth
: Jenni` : ok...
: Jenni` : that was crossing a line..
and u think i dont see these things when i sleep!

: KeiRa` : *bites tongue n looks for laura and her evil quoting ways* not gonna give u anything to quote damnit! gonna try n keep the smartass contained!

(Cladinshad0w) That sounds like something from a movie
(Cladinshad0w) Something ..But, hmm. Oh
(Cladinshad0w) You don't want relationships
(Cladinshad0w) You just want
(Cladinshad0w) BANG BANG BANG
(Neurotransmission_) BANG BANG BNAG
(Neurotransmission_) **BANG
(Neurotransmission_) x_X
ј Neurotransmission_ is now known as BNAG ј
(BNAG) OMFG
(BNAG) o_o
(BNAG) I
(BNAG) Have
(BNAG) Peanutbutter.
(BNAG) And Kirk kissed
(BNAG) My little brother.
(BNAG) ?Through the screen door kiss me, kiss me like a queen.? says:
(BNAG) I have bread.
(BNAG) ?Through the screen door kiss me, kiss me like a queen.? says:
(BNAG) o_o
(BNAG) `фуё says:
(BNAG) -Kisses you softly.-
(BNAG) `фуё says:
(BNAG) Thats hot
(BNAG) ?Through the screen door kiss me, kiss me like a queen.? says:
(BNAG) -=Kisses back=- Well, so does my little brother. That's a little creepy.

* `RiTz runs over to click with a hair brush and shoulves it up his rectum

: Laura : : Laura : girl u gotta squeeze wif ur legs when u ridin em
: Laura : right?!
: Yonv : o..mg
: Laura : what?!
: Yonv : tell her that if she pulls her legs closer to herself he'll go deeper
: Yonv : hehe
: Yonv : pull her knees closer toher chest
* Laura looks at u
: Laura : : _Steph_ : can you handle the 50 cent ridding animal things! those are beasts..
: Laura : : _Steph_ : Laura.. I've been bucked off a few times. :/
: Laura : : Laura : girl u gotta squeeze wif ur legs when u ridin em
: Laura : =P
: Laura : thas y
: Laura : keepin ur legs together
* Yonv coughs

: marxman : and got chased by a pimp in his car with a tomohawk

: Neal : I cybered with 21 year old homosexual black guys on Efnet.
: Neal : I was the only white'

: tw1tch : my friend was at the club the other day
: tw1tch : and some dude was grinding on her (she had herback to him)
: tw1tch : and she turns and it eas like a 40 yr old black guy
: tw1tch : and he smiled

: bryan : where do these girls get off giving me blueballs?

...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)