Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
06/03/05 - the quotes suck this month thanks to my dsl being down for 2 weeks =( ..oh well.. enjoy!
: Yonv : i wish there was a way to reach my G spot with out digging in my ass
: Yonv : * Mind-altering extended full-body G-Spot orgasms for him.
: Yonv : * Enjoy unlimited male multiple orgasms
: Yonv : see
: Yonv : i can have that
: SexayBot : wtf
: SexayBot : haha
: Yonv : if.. i just stick something in my ass
hehe! hes gonna kill me..
: aquabat : Shallow: show me your beef curtains
: Shallow : My bangbox?
: aquabat : your "poon"
: Shallow : bearded clam?
: aquabat : no, the naked man riding a bicycle
: Shallow : ****, snatch, whisker biscuit, cooter, bearded clam, fur buger, sideways smile, Tina Risner, furry taco, slit, *****.
: pepper : i knew this girl in 8th grade
: pepper : who filled her bra with bags of jellow
: Neal[NightSchool] : My mother always threat to cut mine off with scissors when I was 4.
: just-graduated : how'd you know i just gratuated?
: N1X : shit i'm sorry my cock doens't span over several states
: twitch` : girls that take naked pics of themselves are such dogs
: clint : that's okay
: clint : guys named twitch` who take pics of their cock are so stupid
: twitch` : i would but it isnt that big
: twitch` : so it wouldn't be very fun or flattering to me
: clint : what, the zoom function dont work on your camera?
: baby_dirty_girl : ill get my crew to **** u up gaylor
: dolphingurl : cause there dumb
: lil_G : i aint scurred ill take a mo fucken mac 10 and blow yo brains out yo head
: Jenni18 : Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
: acidklown : chaseaskew9642: I'm going to get a restaurant to compete with crackerbarrell and I will call it niggerbucket.
: ausmelbguy : do u reckon pussy has a smell to it ? be honest, most of them do
: Technobabble : ahve you ever smelled a pussy?
: ausmelbguy : no
: clint[zZz] : furr traders?
: Laura : =|
: clint[zZz] : FUR TRADERSSSSSSSSS
: clint[zZz] : why am i saying this
: Laura : cuz u like lesbians wif bush
: supa : haha
: clint[zZz] : ew
: Laura : =)
: clint[zZz] : ew ew ew
: clint[zZz] : EW
: supa : my friend naired his ass crack
: supa : and he was like OH GOD IT HURTS OMFG HEP MEH HEP MEH
: alicia_110 : well if u see him tell him his gf alicia from michigan if he forgot which one i am needs to talk to him about summin and that ill ry and get on later
: MistyRoo : we were tryin to think of something to do to this girls car cause we caint stand her.. well i saw a jug of bubbles and i go "hey whitney lets go put these in her gas tank.... wont it make bubbles come out of the exhaust pipe when she goes!? "
: MistyRoo : :/
: MistyRoo : i didnt know lol
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: Laura : LOOK WHAT I CAN DO MA
: Kasey : mostly near but theres a lot of things up close i cant see
: Laura : well damn
: Kasey : i ran into a wall this morning haha
* Laura looks at u
: Kasey : but it was all me
: Laura : i have a newfound respect for u now
: Kasey : i turned around n i guess my depth perception was off
: Kasey : and i went to walk out the door
: Kasey : and its like *wham*
: Laura : lol wtf
: Kasey : wall~
: Kasey : haha
: Kasey : i duuuuunnnnno
: Laura : AND u were sober
: Laura : =O
: Kasey : i do retarded stuff liek that a lot
: Kasey : yeah lol :|
: Laura : hahah
* Laura visits
* Laura smiles wif the hidden cam
: Laura : dun mind the huge pink cowboy hat..
: Laura : tryin a new look =D
: Kasey : hahaha im sorry
: Laura : =P
: Kasey : my mom just fell over the rocking chair int he living room
: Kasey : oooooh man
: Laura : wtf lol
: Kasey : hahaaaaaa
: Laura : so u come from a long line of em
: Laura : i am SO QUOTING ALL OF THIS
: Kasey : lol
: Laura : YES I AM
: binitza : Har
: binitza : i'm good at deep throating
: binitza : just not flossing
: Vipe : yeah but u werent feeling good
: Vipe : * supa slides his hand in your pants
: Vipe : (supa) mmm
: Vipe : * supa fingers your vagina
: Vipe : (supa) if your guy friend had a vagina
: Vipe : (supa) would you fuck it?
: Vipe : (supa) i mean
: Vipe : (supa) if it was just like one of your homeboys
: Vipe : (supa) but he just so happened to have a bomb ass vagina
: Vipe : (supa) lmao
: Vipe : (supa) would u have sex with his vagina?
: Laura : LOL
: Laura : ima quote tha
: Vipe : if thta didnt make ya feel better i dont know what the heck would
: Vipe : (Vipe) lol no
: Vipe : (supa) dont lie
: Vipe : (supa) u would get drunk and be like
: Vipe : (supa) hey.. can i have sex with your vagina?
: Vipe : (Vipe) u have just been quoted
: Vipe : (Vipe) lol
....
: Laura : HAHAHAHA
* Laura shuddups
: supa : hahaha
: supa : he so knows he would
: Laura : hahaha
=))
: Vipe : (supa) its not like im gay or anything
: Vipe : (supa) its like fucking a really butch dyke
: Vipe : (Vipe) just put a sheet over ur upper body and tis all good
: Vipe : (supa) i mean
: Vipe : (supa) we could like
: Vipe : (supa) fuck and talk about football
: Vipe : (supa) or bitches
: Vipe : (supa) how nice would that be
: Vipe : (supa) no need for a nagging bitch
: Vipe : (supa) just fuck your friends vagina
: Vipe : (supa) and then go eat a sammich
: Vipe : (supa) and watch some espn
: Vipe : (supa) if you had a vagina
: Vipe : (supa) id fuck it
: Vipe : (supa) and u would like it
: Vipe : (Vipe) lol
: Laura : LOL
: Vipe : yeah i know
: Vipe : thats scary that yonv would fuck me if i had a vagina
: Vipe : see!!!!
: Vipe : thats the second person to tell me that lol
: Laura : haha
: Laura : i would too!!!
* Laura whips out her strap on
: Laura : mere babeh
: Vipe : OK WHO ELSE WANTS TO FUCK MY VAGINA?!!!
* Laura ties u to her car n takes u for a run
: Laura : =D
: alicia : yeah my lung would collapse after a block and i'd conk out and you'd just be dragging me behind you
: Laura : haha
: Laura : i'll go slow!
: Laura : like 10mph!
: alicia : and i'll be like *flops around all aluminum cans on an after wedding car*
: lesbianslag : i love to eat **** with hundreds and thousands sprinkled on and lots pepper with raspberry sauce. you KNOW you want to shag the crazy frog NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* Oliver moonwalks on the spot
* ParadoxDeity cheers Oliver on.
: ParadoxDeity : Get down, white boy.
* acidklown huggs Rob, Villiage People style
* Oliver stops and does the robot
: SexayBot : I WANTED TO SHOW THE BALLS
: SexayBot : oh maybe in a folder.......
: Technobabble : wanna see mine?
: SexayBot : ima gay man
: Technobabble : wanna?
: SexayBot : lol
: SexayBot : maybe later
: Technobabble : good
: Technobabble : 'cause i hate balls
: SexayBot : haha
: SexayBot : uh huh
: Technobabble : i wouldn't have shown them to you anyway
: SexayBot : k fine i wanna see then!
: Technobabble : noooooo
: SexayBot : yes!
: SexayBot : SHOW UR BALLS
: SexayBot : NOW
: Technobabble : ill show you my favorite nipple...
: SexayBot : haha
: SexayBot : i already seen tha
: moshy : Well...
: moshy : If Justin dyed any kind of hairs down there...
: moshy : Then like, when we have mad rough sex...
: moshy : We'd get all sweaty..
: spongie : yum
: SexayBot : well then he should!
: moshy : And then all of a sudden I've got an orange or purple or blue snatch
* spongie drips scrotum hair dye
: moshy : And that just doesn't seem right to me.
: MEEKS : The feeling of bleach on my scrotum is delightful
: v0rt3x : BABY I WANNA EAT YOUR ASS OUT LIKE A CAT CLEANS ITSELF!
: v0rt3x : wait
: v0rt3x : wait hold on
: Minelle : cuz I need to know why u said that
: N1X : i'll say
: N1X : why?
: Minelle : I need to know if u are O.k or not otherwise I won't say u anything, So, Do u have any mind problem ?
: N1X : haha
: Minelle : cuz u don't seem quite weell
: supa : man i was farting so hardcore tongiht when i was cutting hair
: supa : i had the bubble guts something aweful
: supa : they had to turn the fan on
: supa : :\
: supa : haha
* Vash-the-Stampede pulls her into pm
* NekkidChiCaPoo looks at desi
: pepper : NOOO
* pepper clings to laura
: NekkidChiCaPoo : hahah
* NekkidChiCaPoo holds
: pepper : STRANGER DANGER
: pepper : OMG
* pepper clings
: NekkidChiCaPoo : hahaha
* NekkidChiCaPoo pets
: NekkidChiCaPoo : its ok
: NekkidChiCaPoo : lol
* Vash-the-Stampede sits at a table
: pepper : I have lice :(
: NekkidChiCaPoo : ew lol
: pepper : and crabs and gonerrea and and and vagina itch
: pepper : STAY AWAY FROM ME VASH
: pepper : !!
: NekkidChiCaPoo : LOL
* NekkidChiCaPoo quotes
: NekkidChiCaPoo : =P
: pepper : and ive been around :( like a towel
: pepper : nooo
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01:17 * ZD slaps alicia around a bit with a large trout
: alicia : o.O
: ZD : its hurt ?
: ZD : want u more ?
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: DJKatie : i'm so horny i'm beginning to think Jaer looks hot :S
: DJKatie : i'm so horny i'm beginning to think Jaer looks hot :S
: DJKatie : i'm so horny i'm beginning to think Jaer looks hot :S
: DJKatie : i'm so horny i'm beginning to think Jaer looks hot :S
: DJKatie : i'm so horny i'm beginning to think Jaer looks hot :S
*just so u dont miss it*
: dakidd : fblstud if you want to get girls spell privatly right
: sxy : your write i am english
: SexayBot : i hafta go poo
* SexayBot sits on joey
: SexayBot : spread em!
: zenn : brb...still naked
: zenn : LAURA!
: DJKatie : they stuffed my mouth with all kindsa things when i was a kid
: Technobabble : what's a pussy rocket?
: Revolute : i dont know but put me down for one!
: Technobabble : lol
: acidklown : make that 2
* Technobabble makes the order for 3 now
: ^Animosity^ : SMALL PENIS SYNDROME!
: ^Animosity^ : oh fuck
: ^Animosity^ : wrong channel
: ^Animosity^ : =/
: StormyDawn : i got funny info on my aim profile
: StormyDawn : Dear Lord,
: StormyDawn : I pray for:
: StormyDawn : Wisdom, To understand a man.
: StormyDawn : Love, To forgive him and;
: StormyDawn : Patience, For his moods.
: StormyDawn : Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
: StormyDawn : I'll just beat him to death.
: SexayBot : my friend.. after she was born her moms uterus fell out
: SexayBot : n they stuffed it back in
: SexayBot : an then 4 yrs later she gave birth again an it happened again
: SexayBot : lol
: Shallow : Holy..
: Shallow : Shit
: SexayBot : she wasn't supposed to even be able to have kids
: Shallow : They just cut mine open and probably stuck it on the table
: Shallow : These days I kind of wish Megan would have taken pictures
: Shallow : So I could see all the gor
: Shallow : e
: SexayBot : lol
: Shallow : And then photoshop it into some kind of a crime scene
: Shallow : That woulda been awesome
: Shallow : Maybe throw a hampster in there
: Shallow : "Death by rodent."
: SexayBot : hahah
: Shallow : With Sidra's head sticking out of my stomach
: Shallow : HAHAHAHAHH
: Shallow : Holy shit
: SexayBot : omggg
: Shallow : Laura
: Shallow : If you ever have a c-section..
: Shallow : Can I be there?
: binitza : Awesome
: binitza : I've got a vibe with a clint stimulator..omg heaven
: CryptiK : clint?
: CryptiK : rofl
: Smurfete09 : clint? omg... hahahahah
: CryptiK : u mean clit :P
: CryptiK : hah
: Ninaka : hah!
: Katie : heheheh
: binitza : omg
: binitza : clit
binitza : hahaha
: binitza : not clint
: Katie : :!
* binitza dies
: Ninaka : freudian slip!!
: Smurfete09 : Where's Clint when you need him?
* Katie winks
: Ninaka : OoOOOo
: CryptiK : lol
: binitza : How ...horrifying
: binitza : I MEANT CLIT!!
: acidklown : I ORDERED ME SOME ENZYTE
: acidklown : SO I CAN BE HAPPY LIKE BOB
: acidklown : DESCRIPTION PRICE
: acidklown :
: acidklown :
: acidklown : 5 Day Enzyte Sample $0.00
: acidklown :
: acidklown :
: pepper : SEANZIES
: acidklown : Subtotal $0.00
: acidklown : Shipping & Handling $5.90
: acidklown : Total $5.90
: acidklown :
* acidklown smiles
: acidklown : AHAHAHAHA
: acidklown : omgdontquoteme
: Dia[paper-writing] : i had sex dreams cuz of jenni last night
: Dia[paper-writing] : =/
: pepper : i had a dream that i killed my bf with a bottle cause he slapped me
: pepper : and cut off his penis and put it into a blender and made him drink it
: bullhead : I had sex dreams last night
: bullhead : because I have a penis
: Jenni18 : i haven't dreamt about having a penis again yet :D
: pepper : one time i did and it was a small penis
: pepper : thorougly disappointed
: Jenni18 : hehe mine was HUGE :P
: pepper : But really if i was a guy
: pepper : i think my penis would be big
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: SexayBot : i thought tha said flying dildo
: ORGASMO : im 4m cali im hung like a bull im horny and i love pubic hair
: Technobabble : miku
: Technobabble : you serously make UGLY web pages
: Technobabble : on a scale of ugliness, miku's webdesign >= Scotum
<33333333 hah
: krhad : my bad
: krhad : sorry
: krhad : then
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: krhad : NAZI !
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: krhad : now only defrag will kick me.
: krhad : :P
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: moonman : but i'm sober, and i'm sure i just saw a booby say hello
: Katie : yeah he always hits me with his winky
: Katie : =(
: Shallow : Me too
: Shallow : :(
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: Katie : pft
: Katie : if i get quoted for that
: Katie : you're in trouble
=D
: Naughty_azn_balla : you is stupid
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: clint : omg
: clint : i got an idea
: clint : next timei make my appearance
: clint : at the local hang out
: clint : i'm gonna take a hockey helmet
: clint : and act retarded
: clint : and tell them that my mommy saidi couldnt come out to play with out my helmet
: Ninaka|away : good lord i'm horny
: Ninaka|away : ..oops, that was random
: Ninaka|away : =\
i missed angie..
: surfaistad : im a big sexy fat girl
: surfaistad : with big sexy sweaty tities
: Binitza : Big men = Big turds
: Binitza : And the shits he took didnt even make it past the espbend in the toilet
: Prowess : thats why you keep a wooden spoon in the bathroom
: clint : omg
: clint : i gotta take a big poop
: clint : i'll bbl
05:54 * clint is now known as clint[BIGshit]
06:11 * clint[BIGshit] is now known as clint
: bullhead : Pink tacos, with sourcream are the best ;)
: ConcreteAnge| : noo adam has better bewbies then me!
: Ev0luTioN : clint.
: Ev0luTioN : baby.
: clint : yea adam?
: clint : :(
: Ev0luTioN : hi.
: Ev0luTioN : whats wrong playa?
: clint : give me feel better head please?
: Ev0luTioN : the woman?
: Ev0luTioN : ofcourse.
11:08 * Ev0luTioN engulfs your horsecock.
: clint : yea
: clint : women...
: Ev0luTioN : that'll be quoted on queenbrat.
: hanover : MALE 18 UTAH, AND NO I AM NOT MORMON
: ThornWithin : clint lets leave her we can t-bag eachother
: ThornWithin : i go first
: Tr|sH-the-D|sH : lol
: clint : if you even try, you will be deballed.
: ThornWithin : u know u like it
: ThornWithin : i shaved
: Tr|sH-the-D|sH : o.o
: clint : Do you want a whole new meanting to busting a nut?
: SexayBot : UR PREGGY
: alicia : oh yes cuz jesus is bound to make a comeback now
: pepper : lol my mom is like : comeon go to work with me i'll hook you up it aint hard i do
: pepper : and im like : mom you smoke crack too
: pepper : she said : only on wednesday
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...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)