Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
05/01/05
: acidklown : She has the IQ of a retarded Malay.
: gc_fan7-6-03 : I'm into oral tho..i mean..i've never even had sex,but i think that i'm into oral,or i would be into oral
: buff_babes : any fit lads wanna chat
: buff_babes : to a dead sexy horny gal
: Ev0luTioN : you can NEVER be too sure
: binitza : i refuse to give head after a guy has just pissed
: binitza : the peeyness lingers..
: v0rt3x : WASH THE COCK
: binitza : oh yes god yes please WASH THE COCK
: Ev0luTioN : my friend's g/f gives him head right after they have sex.
: Ev0luTioN : i was impressed.
* binitza gags
: Ev0luTioN : she's freakin' hott too
: Ev0luTioN : i've seen her naked
: Ev0luTioN : strip poker = incredible.
: binitza : i hope he makes her sleep on the wet spot
: Ev0luTioN : lol
: Ev0luTioN : the dreaded wet spot
: binitza : my theory is whoever wanted the sex in the first place
: binitza : has to sleep in the wet spot
: Ev0luTioN : lol
: binitza : so the trick is to play hard to get..
: Ev0luTioN : the wet spot is usually on the floor in my case
: Ev0luTioN : i refuse to have a wet spot in my bed
: Ev0luTioN : REFUSE
: binitza : make her be ontop
: binitza : then there wont be a wet spot
: clint : yes there wil be
: Ev0luTioN : yes there is
: clint : if you have a high sperm count like me
: clint : it's gonna drip out
: Ev0luTioN : haha
: Ev0luTioN : its called 'creampie'.
: v0rt3x : KABOOM
: clint : gonna fill that pussy up
: v0rt3x : all over the place
: binitza : ew
: Ev0luTioN : according to various pornos.
: Ev0luTioN : clint: bingo.
: clint : damn right v0rt3x
: binitza : do NOT ever go by pornos
: clint : no, i'm giong by personal experience
: binitza : what, do you cum a fucking bucket full or something?
: clint : ya know
: clint : they say
: clint : cry e a river
: Ev0luTioN : hahaha
: clint : i say
: binitza : the average amount is a tea spoon
: clint : i flood the river
: v0rt3x : interesting conversation
: v0rt3x : eating something
: Lisa- : i asked my mom today how to go through life with money but not having a job, and she told me to find a rich man
: SexayBot : lol
: Lisa- : i asked her where the rich man shopping mall was and told her i was going to find me a nice old man with money and one foot in the grave
: Lisa- : it sounds like a good plan to me
: Lisa- : i mean, all the good looking girls are either taken or bitches nobody wants to be around, right?
: MEEKS : I think so
: Lisa- : well, most women are stupid cunts anyway, whether they're taken or not
: SexayBot : AMEN
: SexayBot : AMEN
: SexayBot : AMEN
: SexayBot : AMEN
YEAH
: MEEKS : My mind is sorta like this "Receiving signals: Report: Signals being analyzed: Signals analyzed: Inconclusive: Panic: Receiving message from penis: Analyzing message: Penis is no longer talking with us: Reply: We present peace offering of hand"
: MEEKS : The proceeding was a glimpse inside the mind of Mika
: MEEKS : Here's another one "Awaiting command: Command: Make with the funny: Proceeding: Result being analyzed: Ineffective: Revising strategy: Commence alternate strategy: Command: Imbibe alcohol, repeat first strategy: Proceeding: Result being analyzed: Ineffective, subject somewhat displeased: Revising strategy: Commence alternate strategy: Command: Imbibe alcohol, repeat first strategy: Proceeding: Error: Error: Error: Error:"
: xJunioRx : ok i have one i have been trying to install some script on my isp's server. with cgi you can set the absolute path but its automatic with php is there a way to overwrite it
: Robdgreat : and how does that make you feel?
: ZombieMike : i masturbate so much that instead of thinking about girls ive been with I think about other times ive masturbated
: Ev0luTioN : i thought she'd just use the cam
: Ev0luTioN : as a toy
: Ev0luTioN : thats usually what i do..
: ClintNeverSoft : i caught myself licking the monitor
: Ev0luTioN : (Ev0luTioN) becoming a part of the staff behind QueenBrat requires full understanding of C++, Perl, DBase, Linux, and all Windows Platforms. Are you familiar with all?
: Ev0luTioN : (CoLdZeRo) yes
: Ev0luTioN : (Ev0luTioN) Are you fully capable of building encryption cycles in which others could not decrypt for personal use?
: Ev0luTioN : (CoLdZeRo) yes
: Ev0luTioN : (Ev0luTioN) Have recently or ever been imprisoned for criminal activity?
: Ev0luTioN : (CoLdZeRo) no
: Ev0luTioN : (Ev0luTioN) Have you ever worked with a firm or company in which you were required to use the languages listed earlier?
: Ev0luTioN : (CoLdZeRo) no
: Ev0luTioN : (Ev0luTioN) We're sorry. In order to participate in staff relations, one must have some proof of past working experience in the field. Thank you for your time and application.
: Jenni18 : brain*
: Dave : hey not my fault you wanted to use your nose instead of your mouth
: Jenni18 : !HAHA!
: Jenni18 : omg could you imagine..
: SexayBot : its tha small huh?
: SexayBot : to fit in her nostrils?
: SexayBot : =/
: Jenni18 : HUGE nostrils..
: Jenni18 : haha
: SexayBot : interesting..
* Jenni18 gets out her microscope
: Jenni18 : now where is that little bugger..
: Dave : who said I put it inside? it's a good deposit location tho
: SexayBot : oh ew =(
: Jenni18 : then i went back to sleep and dreamt i was having sex with a 50 year old man
: Jenni18 : ...
: Jenni18 : he had grey hair :/
: Jenni18 : in both places ..
: Jenni18 : i do have odd dreams :/
: Jenni18 : did i tell you about the one where i had a penis?
: Jenni18 : and my brother complained it was bigger than his
: Jenni18 : was a sick sick dream
: Jenni18 : but not as bad as the penis one.. where i tried to pull it off
: clint : it would be kinda cool
: clint : if they made a vibrator
: clint : that the guy puts his dick iin
: clint : and the outside is shaped like a dick
: Sarah : They do.
: spongie : i think they do
: clint : and it goes in the girl
: clint : :/
: spongie : i see it advertised on porn sites
: spongie : i mean.. i've heard
: Sarah : My bro had one. *cringes*
: clint : lol
: spongie : ewww
: spongie : Sarah
: spongie : dude!
: Sarah : He felt the need to show it to me.
: spongie : i housesat for my grandmother a few weeks ago
: Sarah : He was like, "Cathy bought me this, and I bought her a vibrator."
: spongie : and i found a dildo
: Sarah : Ewwwwwwww.
: Sarah : a;fjda
: Sarah : EW!!#@$!@$!
: spongie : anyway, my grandmother's unused dildo
: spongie : nevermind
: SexayBot : lol
: SexayBot : unused?
: SexayBot : u sure?
: spongie : well
: spongie : it was in it's package
: spongie : plus, i smelled it
* spongie crosses the line
: SexayBot : hahahah
: Ev0luTioN : i've cybered oliver..
: Caspian777 : Cybering is retarded.
: Ev0luTioN : he uses to big of words..
: Ev0luTioN : "My male genitalia has suddenly become erect and protruded from my torso."
: StormyDawn : i want yummies but it hurts to eat :(
: StormyDawn : cause my stomach is squished under my sternum
: StormyDawn : fucking baby
: StormyDawn : it kicked me in the bladder so hard i peed myself
* The_Devil_Inside gets a breast pump
* Hatred gives Eric her's
: The_Devil_Inside : ....it's used...
: Hatred : I have brand new parts for it.
: Hatred : Duh.
: clint : yea
: clint : his breast probably wont fit in it anyway.
: Ev0luTioN : clint: childish.
: The_Devil_Inside : they have parts?!
: Hatred : Duh.
: Hatred : They have to.
: Ev0luTioN : breast pumps are highly sophisticated pieces of machinery.
: Ev0luTioN : let me tell you.
: The_Devil_Inside : sounds more like a vibrator now
: Hatred : Cuz like, the one's the health department lends to women are used over 'n over again.
: Hatred : And so they have to have dif pieces for them so that women don't use the same pieces.
: The_Devil_Inside : ahh I C
: Ev0luTioN : hrm..
: Ev0luTioN : let's hypothetically say..
: Ev0luTioN : i would take your breast pump, and attach it to my penile area.
: clint : yes sir.
: clint : dont confuse the milik.
: clint : milk.
: Ev0luTioN : would that give me pleasure?
: Hatred : ...
: clint : feed it to a child.
: The_Devil_Inside : hmm...ya know that's an interesting point..
* clint snickers.
* Hatred blinks
: The_Devil_Inside : I wonder how dif a breast pump is from a penis pump
: clint : Adam, just use the dust buster.
: Ev0luTioN : exactly!
: Hatred : I so hope Laura's logging this. This shit is too funny.
: Hatred : haha
: Ev0luTioN : clint: i have.
: The_Devil_Inside : now I'm wondering if someone just had a clever marketting idea
: Hatred : Adam...
: Ev0luTioN : clint: accidently lost a testicle.
: clint : aw, was the hole too big?
: Hatred : The pieces you put on your breasts...
: Ev0luTioN : yes.
: clint : I take that as a yes.
: Hatred : are shaped like cones...
: Hatred : So like, it wouldn't do anything for you.
: Ev0luTioN : Hatred: well, my penis is cone-shaped.
: clint : That's okay adam, you can borrrow mine.
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: Hatred : Except suck it into the itty bitty hole...
: The_Devil_Inside : hey bia just in time
: Ev0luTioN : bia: question.
: Hatred : And uhm, that'd hurt.
: Ev0luTioN : bia: if i attached a breast pump to my penile area, would i get aroused?
: clint : Hm..
: BT90 : yo scoot
: scooterz_xx : ya?
: scooterz_xx : do i kno you?
: BT90 : no
: BT90 : just tryin 2 make convo
: scooterz_xx : how do you kno that ppl call me that?
: acidklown : holy shit
: acidklown : I farted
: acidklown : it smells like a skunk crawled up my ass and died
: Jenni18 : hahaha
: Jenni18 : you share too much :/
: acidklown : holy hell
: acidklown : omg
* acidklown opens a window despite the snow outside
: sup[a] : dude at the state fair they have like cow flop throwing contest
: sup[a] : to see who can throw cow shit the farthest
: sup[a] : i should go and throw a cow pattie all olympic disk style
: pepper : do they sell penis eye brow rings
* jebus blows his load down laura's nose
* Dia[studying] snowballs it back to riley
: acidklown : wtf would I have it?
: acidklown : EEEWWW
: acidklown : HAHAHAHA
: acidklown : RILEY GOT A SNOWBALL
: acidklown : LMAO
: acidklown : QUOTE !
: jebus : LOL
: acidklown : rofl you sick fuck
: acidklown : that's funny
: pepper : lol
: pepper : eww
: pepper : laur is dirtay
: acidklown : indeed she is
* pepper smiles big
: Dia[studying] : im just givin back to the community..
: jebus : i was trying to get on this cyber girl!$@! & YOu COCK BLOCKED ME
: jebus : LOL
: pepper : flappy puussy going "SLAP SLAP SLAP"
: pepper : all shadychick style
: star1991 : im 13teen
(Dia[studying-n-stuff]) did my dra drink tonight?!
(Bu}{erfly) haha I love you Laura
(Dia[studying-n-stuff]) haha
(Dia[studying-n-stuff]) love u too
(Bu}{erfly) am dinking now
(Bu}{erfly) err
(Bu}{erfly) DRINKING
(Dia[studying-n-stuff]) haha
(Dia[studying-n-stuff]) YOU DINKER
: acidklown : [21:51] (SEXYGURL) teri asl
: acidklown : [21:52] (acidklown) SEXYGURL.., Teri can't talk ...
: acidklown : [21:52] (acidklown) ;\
: acidklown : [21:52] (acidklown) She was ina tragic accident not too long ago, and she lost all of her fingers...
: acidklown : [21:53] (acidklown) she pecks the keyboard like a chicken every now and then, but that's if she REALLY wants to talk.
: acidklown : [21:53] (acidklown) It was quite sad.
: acidklown : [21:53] (acidklown) ;\
: acidklown : [21:53] (acidklown) we all felt bad for her.
: acidklown : [21:53] (acidklown) :(
: acidklown : I SO PURRRRRRRRDY
* acidklown prances
: lissa14 : LEARN HOWE TO SPELL BISEXUAL
: Kasey : you know how much life would suck if you ddin't enjoy peeing?
: Kasey : really bad.
: Kasey : dont ask me where that came from :/
* Laura dyes her hair blonde so she has an excuse
: ProfessorBunny : nah Laura, you iz way tooo smart to be blonde
: Laura : tanku
: Laura : =/
: Jenni18 : she isn't blond.. :/
: jamie : hey
: Oliver : "tanku" in response to that requires balls.
: Oliver : kudos
: Laura : tanku oli
: Woe_Kitten : Guest42784? Guest46110 told me that Guest5909 slept with Guest84198 and that you beat Guest5909 up and then Guest90824 beat you up.
: Woe_Kitten : is that true?
: Oliver : - Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
* Oliver dances about like a homosexual fairy
: LeAnne101_moonfruit_zaye : canada is the usa
: LeAnne101_moonfruit_zaye: in*
: Ev0luTioN : how about the guy who cut his arm off while it was trapped under the boulder?
: MEEKS : That's not very smart, unless you know you won't pass out
: Ev0luTioN : he said his instincts kicked in and he just started doing it..
: MEEKS : That's interesting
: MEEKS : Would any of us saw off lost appendages
: MEEKS : Say if my penis were trapped under a boulder
: Ev0luTioN : if my penis were stuck under a boulder..
: Ev0luTioN : i'd take my pocket knife..
: Ev0luTioN : and stab it through my heart..
: MEEKS : Or if it were trapped in Boulder, Colorado would I instinctively track it down to cut it
: SexayBot : why would ur penis be stuck under a boulder..?
: Ev0luTioN : laura: unsafe sex..?
: SexayBot : but
: SexayBot : =/
: MEEKS : Really unlucky rockslide
: Ev0luTioN : lol
: Ev0luTioN : now that'd be a bad day..
: MEEKS : Just walking down the road doo doo doo, the next thing you know, YOUR PENIS IS TRAPPED UNDER A ROCK
: Ev0luTioN : hahha
: SexayBot : hahah
: Ev0luTioN : that'd be funny if laura's boobs got trapped under a boulder..
: Ev0luTioN : well, not funny..
: Ev0luTioN : but you know..
: SexayBot : NO IT WOULD NOT BE
: MEEKS : Actually
: MEEKS : I think it would be the other way around
: MEEKS : j/k
: Ev0luTioN : lol
* SexayBot stares
: Ev0luTioN : atleast DD.
: MEEKS : Hey you keep saying things about my genitals, I can say what I want about yours!
: SexayBot : er
: SexayBot : lol
: SexayBot : yeah well
: SexayBot : if my boobies get stuck UR BALLS GET STUCK
: Ev0luTioN : o0o..
: Ev0luTioN : is the same general area?
: MEEKS : I don't even want to know what my balls are doing near your boobies
: Ev0luTioN : because that could be an interesting porno.
: MEEKS : Well
: MEEKS : I do
: MEEKS : But for the sake of argument
lol mommy =(
: MEEKS : And then I can tattoo a picture of a toucan sam on my ass saying "Follow your nose!"
: Ev0luTioN : i actually formed my own gang.
: Ev0luTioN : its called the "Gay Alliance"
: Jenni18 : Laura she is such a whorer i wanna put her in a pot and pour her..
: Woe_Kitten : !
: Jenni18 : :/
: Woe_Kitten : :|
: SexayBot : err
: Jenni18 : i'm not good at freestyling
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(@neo) its all fun and games until somebody prematurely ejaculates in your eye
(@Brandon) yea i hate when that happens
: HOTTIE15 : come on guys i am a hottie
: Jenni18 : [23:57] GOTTA BF?
: Jenni18 : [23:58] yes
: Jenni18 : [23:58] a very large one
: Jenni18 : [23:58] huge and beefy
: Jenni18 : [23:58] with big muscles
: Jenni18 : [23:58] he will squash you like a bug?
: Jenni18 : [23:58] I THINK A POO JUST ROLLED OUT MY PANTS
: sdsda : im almost mexican
: sdsda : i was born in chile
: Technobabble : i take GREAT pride in the cleanliness of my junk
: XLogic : YOU'RR THE SISSY!!
: XLogic : YOU'RE*
: XLogic : You're the one scared to admit you wear panties
: XLogic : IM NOT
: XLogic : I WEAR PANTIES AND IM PROUD
: XLogic : I am so glad Laura is away
: XLogic : :x
: Wil : lol
: CryptiK : lol
: CryptiK : she logs
: CryptiK : hahah!!
: Princess-Toadstool : boys boys
: XLogic : lol :)
: XLogic : pft
: Sarah : [01:20] (Sarah) K, so like, I feel REALLY stupid for this one. All I had to do is read it more closely and not just, look it over, to know wtf the answer is... but I didn't, so I started searching the book. Then I decided to reread the question over 'n over again, STILL looking through the book, and then finally... FINALLY... I GOT IT! DUH SARAH! I'm an idiot...
: heath[sleep] : no jason
: Sarah : [01:20] (Sarah) A(n) ____________________ operating system organizes and coordinates how multiple users access and share resources on a network.
: Sarah : [01:21] * Sarah dies from idiocy.
: Sarah : [01:22] * Sarah is talking to a wall
: Sarah : [01:22] (Sarah) Or myself one.
: Sarah : [01:22] (Sarah) Hi self.
: Sarah : [01:22] (Sarah) Hi Sarah.
: Sarah : [01:22] (Sarah) How're you?
: Sarah : [01:22] (Sarah) I've been better, you?
: Sarah : [01:22] (Sarah) Same.
: Sarah : [01:22] (Sarah) latida
: Sarah : [01:22] (Sarah) Nice singin' you got goin' on there.
: Sarah : [01:22] (Sarah) Thanks.
: Sarah : [01:22] * Sarah shuts up now.
: Therm : ;/
* Katie is back after 8m: breakfast!
: Therm : some of the most simple questions can stump you
: heath[sleep] : i'ma dumb too
: heath[sleep] : or tired
: heath[sleep] : cuz i dunno :D
: Therm : give you a hint
: Therm : starts with an n
: heath[sleep] : only n word i know besides the bad one is network ;x
: Therm : you got it
: heath[sleep] : o
10:36 * Sarah nods
: heath[sleep] : wtf ;x
[14:14] (LeAnne101_moonfruit) coz i know the police could ban this fu***** chat if i told then sum fin bad happend on here ( suck as not taking carse of bad behavier. >:D
: MistyRoo : i like the floppy ones
: jon_galt : who is jon galt?
: lemming : Can someone help me? I'm really gay.
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: TazG : I met one of my best friends through idling...
(PrInCe_Of_Love) i love u
(PrInCe_Of_Love) i am the prince
(PrInCe_Of_Love) for u
(PrInCe_Of_Love) i live in u heart!
(PrInCe_Of_Love) i want to kiss ya
(Laura) ..
(PrInCe_Of_Love) please
(PrInCe_Of_Love) !
(PrInCe_Of_Love) i want to know you
(Laura) quit msgin me
(PrInCe_Of_Love) please!
(PrInCe_Of_Love) i need you
(PrInCe_Of_Love) give me your msn
(PrInCe_Of_Love) please!
(PrInCe_Of_Love) just give me your msn?
(Laura) get lost? heh
(PrInCe_Of_Love) please!
do u speak english?
(PrInCe_Of_Love) yeah
(PrInCe_Of_Love) and frensh and spanis
(PrInCe_Of_Love) spanish
(Laura) do u UNDERSTAND english?
(PrInCe_Of_Love) just give me your heart
(PrInCe_Of_Love) yeah
(PrInCe_Of_Love) please!
(PrInCe_Of_Love) i need you
(PrInCe_Of_Love) understand me!
(PrInCe_Of_Love) i love u
(PrInCe_Of_Love) please!
(PrInCe_Of_Love) give me your msn?
(Laura) how old r u? 12?
(PrInCe_Of_Love) please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Laura) NO!!??!?!
(PrInCe_Of_Love) 19
(Laura) what part of NO don't u understand?
(PrInCe_Of_Love) please
(Laura) freakin hell
(PrInCe_Of_Love) i am in spanish and i study in frensh
(Laura) i dont care
(Laura) quit msging me
(Laura) and drop dead
(Laura) kthx
(PrInCe_Of_Love) i dont speak
(PrInCe_Of_Love) plplease!!!!!!!!!!
(PrInCe_Of_Love) please!!!!!!!
(PrInCe_Of_Love) laura
(PrInCe_Of_Love) !
(PrInCe_Of_Love) give me ur msn?
(PrInCe_Of_Love) please i need it
(PrInCe_Of_Love) laura
(PrInCe_Of_Love) !
(PrInCe_Of_Love) do u cant talk with me ?
(PrInCe_Of_Love) yeah or not?
(PrInCe_Of_Love) plstop please!
(PrInCe_Of_Love) laura not nice please i am the boy i need you and i love you i want to know
(PrInCe_Of_Love) laura do u want to talk me yeah or not?
(PrInCe_Of_Love) i love u please i wnat to live with you
(PrInCe_Of_Love) laura i am very important for you
i kicked him about 10 times too =| then he stalked me =(
: krhad : going to use the bathroom
: krhad : bbl
: nice_gurl : i h8 thes prats that r her
: nice_gurl : *hear
: Oliver : here*
: Jenni18 : these*
: Jenni18 : hate*
: Jenni18 : the list could go on..
: blondeebunnee : does anyone know how to make a g-string??
: DAedae{i_am_so_alone} : I AM SORRY EVERYONE, I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF SO YOU DONT HAVE TO TALK TO ME ANYMORE OK
: Urine_Bubbles : its ok im freelance gynocologist!
: Laura : g strings n sweats dont mix
: Laura : cuse me
: chaosAD : i popped my g-string
: chaosAD : tightened it too much
: chaosAD : :\
04:43 * Deaf_Guy is now known as Horney_Toad
04:44 * Horney_Toad is now known as Freakin_Gal
: acidklown : [08:47] (tanieboom) you are mean
: acidklown : [08:48] (acidklown) I know.
: acidklown : [08:48] (acidklown) Can I help you with something?
: acidklown : -
: acidklown : 08:48] (tanieboom) why
: acidklown : [08:48] (tanieboom) yeh
: acidklown : [08:49] (tanieboom) why dont you like fat people there is nothing wrong with them i dont like people talking a bout fat people cause i lost friend who was big and she died of a heart attack
: acidklown : [08:50] (acidklown) Skinny people die of heart attacks as well.
: acidklown : [08:51] (tanieboom) i know just dont talk to people like that
: acidklown : [08:51] (acidklown) ...and if fat people wanted to, they could control themselves. It's called excersize and dieting
: acidklown : [08:52](tanieboom) f**k off
: ^Animosity^ : RAMBLING MAKES ME HAPPY IN MY PANTS
: MEEKS : Laura's been watching a movie for an awful long time
: Lisa- : maybe she's having a LOTR marathon, followed by Where The Boys Aren't 1 thru 7
: MEEKS : And after that... you guessed it... Dune
: Lisa- : Nothing like following lesbian porn with Dune
: MEEKS : From a very moist and wet environment to a dry and arid one
: MEEKS : And from no worms to lots of worms
03:43 * Lisa- shakes her head
: MEEKS : From spice channel to spice mines
: MEEKS : From Hot ladies to Atreides
: Lisa- : yes.
: MEEKS : From racks to Arrakis
: MEEKS : I'm done
[10:19] (krhad) HAI BIBI
[10:19] (CadetxRomeox05x) asl
[10:20] (krhad) 11.f.thailand/ horny
[10:20] (krhad) u?
[10:20] (CadetxRomeox05x) 16/m/ireland
[10:20] (CadetxRomeox05x) u only 11,
[10:20] (krhad) yes Kekekekekek
[10:21] (CadetxRomeox05x) ur very young
[10:21] (krhad) I KNOW but I am trained well
[10:21] (krhad) =D
[10:21] (CadetxRomeox05x) oh, tell me some more
[10:21] (krhad) wat jew wanna no bibi?
[10:22] (CadetxRomeox05x) how well traind u r
[10:22] (krhad) verrrrry trained ...
[10:22] (krhad) im from thailand, we all love sex0rs here
[10:23] (CadetxRomeox05x) do u like big irish cock
[10:23] (krhad) oh yesssssssssssss *creams her panties*
[10:23] (krhad) u wanna sibersex me?
[10:23] (CadetxRomeox05x) yea
[10:23] (CadetxRomeox05x) u start
[10:23] (krhad) ok.. btw I am a 45/m but I like to dress up like an 11yr old thailand schoolgirl
[10:23] (krhad) is that ok bibi?
[10:24] (krhad) HEWWO CUTE STUFF YOU HERE?
[10:24] (krhad) cum back :(*
: sonictimebitches : I SAID WITH EXTRA CHEESE BITCH *slap*
: N0S : and NO ONION HOE
: sonictimebitches : yeah no shit
: N0S : naw i love fucking onions dood
: sonictimebitches : bitch you better have God on your side if you put onions on my sammich
: supa : give me 3 hrs with him and he will be a new man
: Laura : sarahs a pertainer =/
: Sarah : lol
: Sarah : lauwa i'll be anything you want me to be *wink*
: Laura : oh baby
: Sarah : oh god i better shut up before that ends up on quotes
: Sarah : haha
: Sarah : why do i get the feeling it will anyways JUST because i even mentioned it?
* Sarah hides
* Laura looks around
* Sarah is now known as DoNotQuoteMeeeeeeeee
* DoNotQuoteMeeeeeeeee is now known as Sarah
: Laura : hehe
* Sarah hums innocently
: Kasey : I bet she quoted that.
: Kasey : :P
: Sarah : Yea, Laura's a quotin' whore. :/
: Sarah : But I lurve yew!
HEHE.... i dunno wtf they talkin about
: xlr82xs : fuck em there all computer illerate
: miranda-15 : anyone wanna chat with a 15 will big boobs
: N0S : I HAVE PENNII -_-
: N0S : U HAVE VAGINA ((`'))
: N0S : 8===============D
: N0S : ===========D ~o ~o ~o ~o ((`'))
* N0S farts
: N0S : I ATE THAT PUSSY LIKE SHRIMP FRIED RICE
: N0S : -_-
: pepper : LAura what is it?1
: Laura : wha?
: pepper : A CREAMY queef
: pepper : what is it o.o
: Laura : when a guy comes in u an then u queef?
* pepper O.O
: sup[a] : and it sprays back at you
: sup[a] : like on your balls
: pepper : ewwwwww
: sup[a] : and its all bubbly and gross
: sup[a] : mmhmm
: n0s : i wanna blast a bitch with my meat cannon
: MEEKS : You like your windows like you like your men, not quite up to date, and prone to viruses
: Lisa- : oh noes, compuherpes
: ZombieWhore : At first I was confused, because I thought you meant the windows on my house.
: ZombieWhore : :\
: Lisa- : lol
: MEEKS : Your windows are old and filthy!
: Trixie : haha
: ZombieWhore : That they are.
: MEEKS : They're not supposed to be opaque
: Trixie : I'm old and filthy
: MEEKS : That's the way I like my women
: Trixie : Good
: MEEKS : Aged to imperfection
: MEEKS : I like it when they can't remember how I was, so I don't need to perform
: Lisa- : wrinkles are like little massaging fingers
: Lisa- : ribbed for her pleasure
: MEEKS : And then, they get the peace of the grave, and I get a new piece
: Trixie : lol
: MEEKS : And sometimes, I like them much too young
: MEEKS : It's either feast or famine with me
: MEEKS : I also love what I like to call a "Generations orgy"
: Lisa- : As long as neither of them have teeth?
: v0rt3x : ..
: MEEKS : I was about to say something over the line
: Therm : cyber works good for imagination and virbal skills
: MentallyDark : verbal?
: pepper : yeah but when you try to have sex IRL its not what it seem
: pepper : sex irl is complicated
: Tr|sH-the-D|sH : sex irl iz fucking awesome
: Therm : yes
: Therm : it is complicated
: pepper : the guy gets the wrong place
: Therm : its sure not like a porno movie :)
: pepper : poked in the eye
: Tr|sH-the-D|sH : no no I hate it when the guy like tries to stick it in yer ass and you say "whoa hey wrong one" n he goes "oh my bad"
: pepper : yeah i told brandon if he did Id shit all over him
: Tr|sH-the-D|sH : there's no oh my bad about it
: pepper : I would never do it
: Tr|sH-the-D|sH : lol
: pepper : but like its fun to threaten
: Tr|sH-the-D|sH : yeah
: Therm : really
: Therm : guys do that
: mm : I have never had a problem finding the right hole
: mm : heh
: pepper : guys try to slip it up the ass
: Therm : interesting
: xlr82xs : its on purpose
: Katie : that's like in don't be a menace.. WRONG HOLE FOOL
: EnigmaZ : poopoo sexy sex fartyfart
is it just me.. or are the rest of us growing up?
: acidklown : [09:17] (Bailey) jesus McJagger's mouth is HUGE
: acidklown : [09:17] (acidklown) Mick Jagger ?
: acidklown : [12:26] (Jenni18) my grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 50
: acidklown : [12:26] (Jenni18) she is now 97 and we have no idea where she is
: acidklown : [12:26] (Guest94184) cool
: n0s : i dont like a sister that farts while playing twista
: heather : am wroking on photo gallery of vacation
: heather : for laura
: heather : but she won't get her ass back here long enough to even wish me happy bday
: n0s : where is laura
: heather : f'in bitch :P
: n0s : lol
: heather : she logs :D
: heather : i love you laura :D :D :D
: n0s : oh well
: n0s : but
: n0s : does she read em!
: n0s : lol
: heather : yesh she does
: heather : hehe
: n0s : damn
: heather : i know my laura
hahaha i love uuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
: NorthStar : A females Ideal Perfect Day
: NorthStar : 8:45 wake up to hugs and kisses
: NorthStar : 9:00 5 Pounds lighter on the scale
: NorthStar : 9:30 Light Breakfast
: NorthStar : 11:00 Sunbathe
: NorthStar : 12:30 Lunch with best friend at Outdoor Cafe'
: NorthStar : 1:45 Shopping
: NorthStar : 2:30 Run into Boyfriend's/Husband's ex - notice she's
: NorthStar : gained 30 lbs.
: NorthStar : 3:00 Manicure, Facial, Massage, Nap.
: NorthStar : 7:30 Candlelight dinner for 2 and dancing.
: NorthStar : 10:00 Make Slow, sweet, romantic love.
: NorthStar : 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms.
: NorthStar : Did I miss anything?
: Dave : you forgot something with chocolate
: NorthStar : Alright i'll add that
: NorthStar : now... a guy's ideal perfect day
: NorthStar : 10:00 Wake up
: NorthStar : 10:02 Oral Sex
: NorthStar : 10:10 Big Breakfast
: NorthStar : 11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe
: NorthStar : 2:15 Enormous lunch
: NorthStar : 3:15 Oral sex
: NorthStar : 3:25 Play sports with the guys
: NorthStar : 4:30 Drink Beer with the guys
: NorthStar : 6:30 Meet That Chic From The Bar Last Night
: NorthStar : 6:40 Oral sex
: NorthStar : 6:50 Huge dinner, more beer
: NorthStar : 11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
: NorthStar : 11:10 sleep.
: NorthStar : That look complete?
: Royster : you forgot scratch balls every 15 minutes
: Ev0luTioN : i may be the greatest masturbater of all time.
: Guest15578 : i may b small i may b sweet but BABY i know how 2 muv my feet HIT IT
: THe_SniPer : who wanna smock a joint ? :D
: cHaOs : HEH "CAPTNCLIT" (PLAY SUPERHERO THEME HERE) "LOOK, OVER THERE, ABLE TO LEAP OVER TALL WEENIES IN A SINGLE BOUND, ITS ***CAPTAIN CLIT***!!!"
: Stephanie : woah
: cHaOs : DAMN MY CLIT NUGGET WAREZBITCH IS CUMMIN WITH THAT ROOMJUICE, IM ABOUT TO BITCHFUCK THE DOGPISS NIGGEROX THAT FUNX MY GIFMOMSCLIT SHITFUX
: Laura : holy hell
: cHaOs : hows that for crazy stuff?
: Laura : i look away for a sec n thas wha i come back to
: cHaOs : LOLOL
: Stephanie : u took more crack than i did today....woah
: cHaOs : yea
: cHaOs : EYE DONT KNOW, MUH MOMUHZ CLITZAQ PARRTYREWMJUICE WUZ ALL FUQEDUP CUZ THE TOSGUIDEZ WERE ALL OVER MY PASTESHIT
: Laura : u ok chris?
: cHaOs : lol its a command I have
: cHaOs : called /aoltalk
: cHaOs : bunch of random quotes from AOL chatters
: cHaOs : notice the lack of intelligence
: Stephanie : that's how you REALLY talk.... to talk like normal ppl like us you type /normal
: bullhead : I farted on my dad when the doctors handed me to him when I was born
: Laura : doms first word.. POOOOOOOT
: MEEKS : And we also cyber snorted coke off each other's genitals
: ICP_4_LIFE : and guys wanna cyber with a hot girl or any girlz wanna cyber with my bro pm us
: Kzsey : so i was in the shower n my shampoo n conditiner bottles look the same
* Laura looks at ur nick
: Kzsey : and i kept puttin conditioner in my hair and it kept like faoming up
: Kzsey : n im like wth
: Kzsey : I did it like 5 times
: Kzsey : was the shampoo :|
: Kzsey : my sister was in there and I was liek jen the conditioner is broken :(
: Hayley : anybody want to cyber? looking for someone mature and literate with descriptive cyber posts
: SarahLeFruityDeRootie : Of all the things laura quotes me saying, it's how i'm not gonna get quoted cuz i'm not funny...
: Cherry_Lips : We have sex change stands down here.. takes 5 mins.. and you can get gold teeth..
: gorilla-unit : stupid *** name, la shorty
: gorilla-unit : what a dumbass
: Ev0luTioN : indian food = bad.
: pepper : everytime i eat indian food I gotta wrap a turban around my ass to keep my self from shittin
: Death_man_heero : :/
: Death_man_heero : i fail the one class i need
: Death_man_heero : haha..i hate life
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ah irony
: Laura : n he put his away nick
: Bu}{erfly : I thought you said he pulled away his dick :/
: n0s : liura ooom dbInk as fuck
: Laura : do wha
: n0s : IM fUCKuqG xRINNNKKK GOD
: n0s : uuu kniw dranking?!?
: Laura : lol
: Laura : thought u were goin out
: n0s : i draxK oo mach to Quick
: Laura : u lightweight
: Bu}{erfly : after all I've done for them
: Bu}{erfly : ungrateful pieces of shit
: Bu}{erfly : and THAT my friend can be quoteD :)
: A`Sneezing`Cow : laura?
: SexayBot : i wouldn't DRIVE down that neighborhood
: SexayBot : let alone get out..
: A`Sneezing`Cow : :(
: SexayBot : sorry hun
: A`Sneezing`Cow : please?
: SexayBot : i value my life
: A`Sneezing`Cow : you can take it from your car
: supa : lmao
: SexayBot : i wouldn't
: SexayBot : drive
: SexayBot : down
: SexayBot : that neighborhood
: SexayBot : wouldn't drive
: SexayBot : wouldnt STOP
: A`Sneezing`Cow : doesn't sound very dangerous
: SexayBot : ..
: SexayBot : yonv.. translate plz
: supa : its in the ghetto and her lil non black ass might get cut
: SexayBot : thx
: n0s : im not that much of a drunk :(
: Bu}{erfly : [16:29:49] (Bu}{erfly) Ottie :)
: Bu}{erfly : [16:29:53] (Ottis) Hi there.
: Bu}{erfly : [16:29:54] (Ottis) :)
: Bu}{erfly : [16:30:00] (Ottis) My hand hurts.
: Bu}{erfly : [16:30:06] (Bu}{erfly) :(
: Bu}{erfly : [16:30:20] (Bu}{erfly) stop jerkin the gerkin :/
: YNGBUCK : no latrice iz not my gurl she is an virgin i dont mess with them kind
: Omarion13 : bigg stupid fagball
: DeadGirlsDigMe : Omarion13: Often times, those accusing others of being gay are just trying to come to terms with their own latent homosexuality.
: Omarion13 : shut up
: Omarion13 : u don't know anyhting about me
: DeadGirlsDigMe : That was rather witty.
: DeadGirlsDigMe : And you don't know anything about me.
: DeadGirlsDigMe : How can you assume I'm a prick?
: Omarion13 : i know your a fagh ball
: Glowing_Sunset : aaron carter does drugs,and other things and i hate him
: FullMetal-Alchemist : MsKitty
: MsKitty : FullMetal-Alchemist can i please you in some *special* way? ;)
: FullMetal-Alchemist : yes you may
* FullMetal-Alchemist fucks MsKitty
: MsKitty : FullMetal-Alchemist have you earned your red-wings yet?
: FullMetal-Alchemist : yes I have
: FullMetal-Alchemist : now I'm bored again
: MsKitty : MsKitty jacks off FullMetal-Alchemist.. better??
: FullMetal-Alchemist : much
: FullMetal-Alchemist : lol
: MsKitty : muwakakaka..
: FullMetal-Alchemist : right
: FullMetal-Alchemist : now I'm bored yet again
: MsKitty : MsKitty is bored to..
: FullMetal-Alchemist : well quit being bored
: MsKitty : MsKitty is bored to..
: FullMetal-Alchemist : damn
: FullMetal-Alchemist : bored
: MsKitty : FullMetal-Alchemist is it hard as board!?
: FullMetal-Alchemist : MsKitty
: MsKitty : :D
: n0s : FullMetal-Alchemist: r u having fun?
: FullMetal-Alchemist : yes I am
: n0s : loser ;)
: FullMetal-Alchemist : I don't see you flirting with the slut bot
: n0s : cuz i talk to her in private heh
: FullMetal-Alchemist : you win this round
: MsKitty : hi, FullMetal-Alchemist your so so HOT mmmm
: FullMetal-Alchemist : yay, I'm hot
* FullMetal-Alchemist dances
* FullMetal-Alchemist is bored again
: MsKitty : MsKitty is bored to..
: the13dead : **** this hour ahead ****, who do I look like
: girl_wit_game : I was in the hall and this boy who had the hots for me pushed me in the bathroom and raped me
* Jenafire gets Lead poisoning in her butt...
: n0s : im in a hot pursuit with a prostiude
: supa : id let him touch mine
: supa : but just so i could say the pope fondled my google
: supa : i'll let just about anyone fondle my google though
: Jesus- : gawd how many times a day do i hear this....oh i'm goth i wear white makeup and cut myself i also listen to marilyn manson and worship his lyrics
: ^Animosity^ : caps are bad for you
: ^Animosity^ : they cause cancer
: MINI-MURIE : K HI ASL
: ^Animosity^ : no no
: ^Animosity^ : you see
: ^Animosity^ : you are going to get cancer
: MINI-MURIE : WAT R CAPS
: ^Animosity^ : if you do not know by now
: ^Animosity^ : your soul is lost
: ^Animosity^ : you have my sympathy =(
: MINI-MURIE : MA SOUL IS LOST WOOOW WAT R CA
: v0rt3x : I need to win the lottery
: Laura : YEAH
: v0rt3x : you know why
: MrSoftee : hello2ubebeh
: v0rt3x : cause I will
: Laura : why
: Laura : lol
: v0rt3x : own a farm
: Laura : gimme some
: v0rt3x : and have roosters
: v0rt3x : breed huge roosters
: v0rt3x : a big COCK farm
: v0rt3x : WE GOT HUGE COCKS
: Laura : thas beautiful
: MrSoftee : lmao!
: v0rt3x : WE REALLY DO
: v0rt3x : ALL FOR BREEDING
: v0rt3x : THERE READY
: MrSoftee : that would be awesome
: v0rt3x : WE GOT A HUGE COCK FOR YOU
: MrSoftee : so.. what do you do?
: v0rt3x : AND YOUR HEN
: MrSoftee : well i farm cocks
: MrSoftee : well i farm cocks
: MrSoftee : haha
: Laura : i want a shirt mkay?
: v0rt3x : LOL
: acidklown : 18:46] * Now talking in #outofcontrol
: acidklown : [18:46] * Topic is ' i cant believe im drawing tophats on my peen'
: acidklown : [18:46] * Set by Laura on Sun Apr 03 18:44:25
: acidklown : [18:46] <@v0rt3x> WE GOT A HUGE COCK FOR YOU
: v0rt3x : WE GOT THE HUGEST COCKS AROUND
: Sirus : Sarah, wb
: v0rt3x : COME DOWN TO BIG JOE'S HUGE COCK FARM
: v0rt3x : SETTLED ON 500 ACRES
: v0rt3x : FULL OF HUGE COCKS
: v0rt3x : NO COCK IS BIGGER THEN YOURS
: v0rt3x : AT BIG JOE'S HUGE COCK FARM
: Ryan` : SexayBot: my weiner hurts too. you give real good head
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ask jonah =D
: Erosion : lauras website is like a stalkers prime resoucrce
: Urine_Bubbles : i dont know any girls besides my mom without .jpg .avi or .mpeg in thier names :(
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: Cookamunga : fuck women's rights
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: Lil_Sun_Shine : YAL FELAS WHO THINK YAL LIKE HOT,SEXEY,BUTTY LISIOUS GIRLS SHOUT BACK
mmm sexey butty lisious
: n0s : i went to a buddys house and had a <========>
: n0s : then came home
: Laura : a penis?
: n0s : NO
: n0s : my girl mary ;/
: Laura : a pussy?
: n0s : no
: n0s : geez
: n0s : NM~!~
: Laura : hmm
: Laura : pocket pussy?
: n0s : GJLSK#
: Laura : dildo?
: n0s : dont make me say it ;)
: n0s : A GOD DAMN joint.
: Laura : a place to hang out?
: n0s : ^&*
: n0s : i know ur doing this on purpose.
: Laura : wha
: n0s : =-)
in pm..
: n0s : weed sweetie weed
: Laura : u hafta weed?
: n0s : huh?
: Laura : ?
: n0s : hafta?
: Laura : u said weed.. u have weeds?
: n0s : marijuana
: n0s : ...
: Laura : wow u know what type of weed?
: Laura : i suck at types of flowers =/
: n0s : ur doing this for a quote.. arent u ;/
: Laura : doin wha?
: n0s : marijuana
: n0s : i said
: Laura : ?
: n0s : not flowers ;/
: n0s : WEEED = marijuana
: Laura : i know..
: Laura : i don't even know types of flowers very well..
: Laura : just
: Laura : roses n daisies
: Laura : wha other kinds of weeds r there?
teehee!
: Katie : oh man
: Katie : i got quoted
: Katie : like a bitch
: Katie : lol
: marxman : dude, it owns being on the quotes and not being the one saying thje stupid shit
: marxman : thank you
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)