Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
04/01/05
: cHaOs : *sigh*
: cHaOs : how come everytime I take a crap, the toilets don't flush
: cHaOs : grrrrrr
: xlr82xs : lol
: xlr82xs : u take a big crap chris?
: xlr82xs : i hate it when it bridges
: xlr82xs : an dbreaks in the middle LOL
: cHaOs : everytime
* Laura looks at chris
: cHaOs : actually... several people have seem my terds and commented on them
: cHaOs : they usually say... wow that's the hugest crap i've ever seen
: cHaOs : i guess i just can't live without a plunger
: cHaOs : or an industrial strength toilet
: bubbles35868 : any fit lads wanna talk " A BLONDE??
: Woe_Kitten : um
: Woe_Kitten : song
: Woe_Kitten : i don't remember
: Woe_Kitten : why is a blonde in quotation marks?
: bubbles35868 : cos im always called dumb
: Woe_Kitten : ...
: Woe_Kitten : you know...
: Woe_Kitten : nevermind
: supa : its like bitch shut up your from canada
: supa : how can u be a gangster and from canada
: Jaer : I put the homo in homo sapien.
* acidklown anal rapes laura
* Laura moans n thrusts a dildo in urs
: Smurfete09 : and if you go over your due date
: Smurfete09 : it will be horrible
: StormyDawn : imma walk a lot
: StormyDawn : and have tons of sex
: StormyDawn : to ripen my cervix
: xlr82xs : im so gald i got a backspace button :D
<3 tha drunks
: JavaColours : [23:08:14] (alvenom) to be fair, Miku is a complete moron tho.
: JavaColours : yea true
: Laura : u can type pretty good too
: xlr82xs : i know.
: xlr82xs : u know why?
: xlr82xs : cuz im corinated
: xlr82xs : or suptin
: Jenni18 : Laura impregnate me!
* NekkidChiCaPoo impregnates wif her dildo
: Jenni18 : lmao
: acidklown : may I?
: Jenni18 : yes you may ;)
: NekkidChiCaPoo : cheater
: NekkidChiCaPoo : =\
: Jenni18 : the baby will atleast be half as cute as kobie
: Jenni18 : :P
: acidklown : w00t
* acidklown sticks my penis, inside of your vagina
: acidklown : and
: acidklown : UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
: acidklown : jiZZM
: acidklown : ahh
: Mayor : EWWWWWWWWW
: Mayor : PERVERT
* acidklown smokes
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: zenn : tell him I want to lick his naughty parts :P
* spongie rapes Jaer's enormous pores
* Sarah hides from the quote queen.
* xlr82xs hopes hes not gonna be on there :(
: Katie : i'll be on there
: Katie : for sure
: Katie : lol
: Laura : hehe
: Laura : ur all on it
: xlr82xs : :((
: xlr82xs : i know mine already ;/
: xlr82xs : prolly from lastnight
: Sarah : I know I'm not.
: Sarah : I haven't said anything funny in AGES.
: Laura : dun be too sure sarah
: Sarah : :/
*giggle*
: starfruit : LAURA
: starfruit : i had a dream
: starfruit : that
: starfruit : you were fucking my bf9**#%@*()@%#*()@%
: starfruit : lmao
: Laura : er
: starfruit : i woke up like "WHAT THE HELL"
: Laura : well least im gettin some SOMEWHERE
: starfruit : lmao
: starfruit : i threw you outta his house
: starfruit : and was like
: starfruit : GO BACK TO YOUR BF LEAVE MINE ALONE"
: SUGAR_ON_MY_TONGUE : U MAN OR WOMEN ?
: xlr82xs : I WASH MY FRANK AND BEANS OK!
: xlr82xs : GOD!
* xlr82xs shows u
: xlr82xs : SEE
: xlr82xs : im gonna get a platium penis ring
: Jaer : SexayBot is old. :o
: SexayBot : and ur gay
: SexayBot : badaboom
: Jaer : SexayBot: Oh snap.
: uzer : Hahaha
* SexayBot curls up
: Jaer : SexayBot: At least I'm not both.
: SexayBot : im glad im not both either
: SexayBot : thank u lord
: SexayBot : but YOU will be some day
: SexayBot : i wont be
: Rik : [04:47] (Jaer) Rik: You're like a total skeez. =\ Stop talking to me. Thanks.,---------------fantastic answer
: Rik : well done
: Rik : 1 outta 10 for that
: Jaer : Rik: Good. :) Then stop. kthxbai
: Rik : Jaer I love u Man
: Rik : You are soo funny
: SexayBot : thas a first lol
: Fat-Man : He wants in your pants, Jaer
: Jaer : SexayBot: STFU. :(
: Fat-Man : =s
: SexayBot : =P
: Jaer : Fat-Man: Same with you.
: uzer : Rik, are you a retarded kid?
(malicious71984) hey wanna be my friend
(malicious71984) plz
(malicious71984) im homeless
(malicious71984) im usin a library computer
(malicious71984) so cna u be my friend
(malicious71984) plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(malicious71984) im very hungry
(malicious71984) have no money
(malicious71984) and nowhere to go at all
(malicious71984) family dont want me they eat wham that will give u gas so im better on my own
(malicious71984) but nothin is workin out for me
(malicious71984) r u listenin to me
(malicious71984) any body there
(malicious71984) that cares
: Distroey : don't you hate that feeling after you t ake a huge crap that you broke your ass?
: Jaer : That Mockingbird song is so annoying. Eminem is just a little annoying, ignorant fool. =\
: MEEKS : My son's cock is going to have a little Kuato from Total Recall on it
: MEEKS : And it'll go "Open your 'giiiiiiinaaaaaaa"
* Oliver is now known as hotsexykraut4u69[sleep]
: Aaron` : about five minutes ago I was sitting there and I hit a full beer on my forhead intending physical pain on myself of course shit exploded all over my walls
: Aaron` : haha
: supa : haha
: supa : hwo fucking retarded
: supa : yeah lets hit a beer on our heads harrr
: Aaron` : It was the funniest thing thats happend to me in 2 days
*shakes head*
: KasNoAqui : well ima go hug the toilet bye
* Knock: y_do_da_ops_pick_on_me address is banned
: hotty : how did you get pregnant
: Ryan` : ******
: Ryan` : alright
: Ryan` : this is irritating
: Kasey : u *****
: Kasey : shutup
: Kasey : shutup
: Kasey : sriously
: HungryHungryBulimicHippo : kas drunk?
: HungryHungryBulimicHippo : lol
: Kasey : seriosuly*
: Kasey : tipsy
: HungryHungryBulimicHippo : lol
: Kasey : A BIUT
: Kasey : ya
: HungryHungryBulimicHippo : damn woman
: Kasey : I am
: Kasey : loo
: Kasey : :\
: Kasey : hshs
: Kasey : er
: Kasey : haha
* HungryHungryBulimicHippo stares at u
: Kasey : whs?@
: HungryHungryBulimicHippo : u drunk ass lol
: Kasey : jonah left me
: Kasey : of course
: Kasey : om a bit tipsy
: Kasey : er
: Kasey : ya
: Kasey : :
: Kasey : \
: Kasey : lol
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: Kasey : lol
: HungryHungryBulimicHippo : hah
: Kasey : my friends just came by
: Kasey : I BB@
: Kasey : lol
: HungryHungryBulimicHippo : its like
: HungryHungryBulimicHippo : ok 3 am
: Kasey : THEYRE CRUNK YOO
: Jaer : Cherry_Lips: We should like so go out. You'd be like the Lindsay Lohan of Teenchatz.
: Jaer : Cherry_Lips: WAIT NO! I'm Lindsay Lohan. Pfft. You can be Madonna.
: MEEKS : Constipation just ruins what should be a wonderful, intimiate experience with your toilet
: MEEKS : intimate
: MEEKS : It's like impotence
: Katie : you have bio wha?
: Katie : is that code for sex?
: Katie : cause if so
: Katie : yes fucking please
: supa : all crouching tiger hidden bitch sister style
* Laura jumps kristi n rapes
: kristi : whee!
* kristi whispers... "rape! rape!"
* Laura rubs kristi
: Laura : i love u..
: Laura : i wanna.. make love to u..
: Laura : n make ur toes curl..
: kristi : hahahaha
: Laura : n make ur back arch..
: Laura : n make u screammmmmm
: kristi : i wanna be your everything, laura
: Laura : rawr
: Laura : oh u r baby
: Laura : u r..
* Laura traces her finger down ur back
* kristi purrrrrrs.
: Laura : will u.... be mine for the night..?
: kristi : LAURA! You are making me very horny, you betta watch yo jive self
: Laura : sorry
: Laura : =(
: kristi : hahaha
* Laura sits n sucks her thumb
* Laura thinks of ur nipples
* Laura sucks her thumb more..
: kristi : LOL.
* kristi loves it
* Laura coughs
: Laura : so
: Laura : um
: Laura : how r u!?!?
: Erosion : lesbians!
: Laura : u like it
: Laura : ima quote tha so i can enjoy it in the future
: kristi : I'm good! tired and now jonesing for some sweet laura ass
: Erosion : lol
: Erosion : quote that too
* Erosion announces that #outofcontrol will shortly become pay per view
: Jenni18 : and what Laura says goes...
*ahem*
: Jenni18 : i had a dream i was raped in the bum....
: Laura : No such nick
: Laura : =(
: Laura : i wanted to play wif mrdick
: Laura : =(
why am i gettin quoted so much?
: marsman : well
: marsman : you sure made him suicidal
: Laura : oh well
: Laura : he;ll live
: Laura : until he does somethin bout it anyway
: downfall : (It was a joke.)
: Fatality : You're funny.
: downfall : I've failed miserably again.
: downfall : I fear I'll never make a funny.
: Fatality : ;)
: downfall : I'd have better luck getting people to laugh, exposing myself in public.
: clint : (@clint) my friend works at subway
: clint : (@clint) she gives me hookups
: clint : (@clint) if she makes me pay
: clint : (@clint) she gives me head
: clint : (@Native`Son) how nice
: clint : (@clint) but most of the time it's free
: clint : (@clint) so go me
: clint : (@clint) anywho
: clint : (@Adam) So each time you go
: clint : (@Adam) One of you gets a six incher
: Jenni18 : how are twisters and marriage alike?
: Jenni18 : they both begin with sucking and blowing and then you end up losing your house
: Jenni18 : why is a woman like like a KFC frien meal?
: Jenni18 : by the time you finish with the breast and thighs all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in
: acidklown : wtf are you?
: acidklown : HEH
: acidklown : I'm sean
: downfall : I'm shawn.
: Woe_Kitten : that little blob on that depression medicine commercial--Zoloft?--depresses me
: Laura : I LIKE MY CLIT OKAY!?
: spongie : i've got this weird sore on my scrotum
: BAY17579 : biggbuttt is an a**
: marsman : you suck Kasey thats why
: marsman : @!#@!
: Kasey : I swallow too.
* Laura quotes tha
: aquabat : i make no sense as a person
: aquabat : i have come to realize this
: aquabat : through no consideration of my own
=O
* Urine_Bubbles talks in baby talk to your clit
* acidklown narkslaps Jenni18 .. (narkslap is ©2005 by riley and may not be used without expressed written consent. All Rights reserved)
: Royster : i want hot nasty kinky sex with katie
: march29th : is anyone here illuminated?
: HungryHungryHippo : illuminati?
(march29th) what do you know about the illuminati
(HungryHungryHippo) ..
(HungryHungryHippo) none of ur business
(march29th) do you know where the seat of power is in a child?
(HungryHungryHippo) yes i do
(march29th) do you practice?
(HungryHungryHippo) always
(march29th) where is your lodge
(HungryHungryHippo) classified.
(march29th) ..|.
(HungryHungryHippo) =)
: Laura : i woulda wore my clit off by the end of the day if i did tha
: alicia : sex
: MsKitty : god, my pussy is getting wet.. lets stop talking about sex ;/
: alicia : sex
: MsKitty : god, my pussy is getting wet.. lets stop talking about sex ;/
: alicia : sex
: MsKitty : god, my pussy is getting wet.. lets stop talking about sex ;/
: alicia : sex
: MsKitty : god, my pussy is getting wet.. lets stop talking about sex ;/
: alicia : sex
: MsKitty : god, my pussy is getting wet.. lets stop talking about sex ;/
: supa : that would be so fucking great
: supa : googly eyes on my peen
: MEEKS : I'd put groucho glasses on mine
: supa : googly eyes
: supa : that would be great
: supa : everything needs googly eyes
: ShAdYcHiCk : imma virgin in all 3 holes
: ShAdYcHiCk : which includes my mouth
least she got it right this time..
: dawlfacehottie69 : haha Actually My mom thinks im ugly. she says she should have married a black man so her kids could be beautiful
: supa : An Australian man was arrested after making an aircraft bomb threat in a text message
: ConcreteAnge| : am sure it will take them about as long to get over it as it takes u to cum.. would that be 2 or 3 secs?
* steez slaps clint with a bag of bull testitcles
: clint : dont slap me with rocky mountain oysters
: Royster : i just realised something
: Royster : i don't see enough naked chicks.
: Nadaj : v0rt3x... why are u looking at sex offenders?
: Nadaj : lol
: v0rt3x : I will have my lawyer answer that
: v0rt3x : ..
: MEEKS : Scoping the competition
: steez : i be JOINING
: Laura : like hell
: Laura : we dun want ur limp dick
: Neal : What's a Prince Albert?
* clint is now known as TestOutPrinceAlbert-Free2dayOn
: Oliver : my spoken English is below average
: Oliver : and.. i'd be lost without the interweb.
: Oliver : (hence my being on here all the time.. yes, yes. *sighs*)
: Katie : -16:34:41- [@kw_rock]: how exactly do you get yeast infection? :S
: Katie : -16:34:48- [@bryan]: ;)))
: Katie : -16:34:55- [@bryan]: yeast infections are a normal thing
: Katie : -16:35:04- [@bryan]: you get them by trying to make bread in your vagina
: Katie : -16:35:06- [@Katie]: lmao
: Katie : -16:35:09- [@kw_rock]: hahahahaha
: Katie : -16:35:11- [@bryan]: see, women have two instincts
: Katie : -16:35:11- [@bryan]: :
: Katie : -16:35:11- [@kw_rock]: dude no seriously
: Katie : -16:35:12- [@bryan]: to cook
: Katie : -16:35:13- [@kw_rock]: how
: Katie : -16:35:13- [@Katie]: haha
: Katie : -16:35:14- [@bryan]: and to fuck
: alvenom : sex with me is like child abuse
: Beautiful_brunette : i was sittin in school stapeling my crotch
: ibcnunv : ibcnunv = i be seein you envy
: ibcnunv : haha
: spongie : oh
: spongie : i thought you liked nuns, or something
: Laura : pigs have 30 min orgasms
: Laura : =)
: Zipster : Laura.. thanks.. I'll be imaging pig orgies all day now.
: sk8terboy_92 : hey who has a 9u$$y
: acidklown : I am about to lay down tho
: acidklown : haha
: acidklown : with guys
: Laura : ur layin down with guys?
: Laura : u skank
: acidklown : no
: acidklown : I mean
: acidklown : STFU FUCK UP
: acidklown : er
: acidklown : I am going to get Sydney to braid my asshair
: acidklown : Dreadlocked asshair
: acidklown : That
: acidklown : would be cool
: acidklown : I could win a beauty contest
: Oliver : Laura has the talent to pick the unfunniest quotes
teehee! i try
: xlr82xs : my son is 3yrs old an dhes like "Daddy, you wanna box punk"
: xlr82xs : im like WHAT?
: Jaer : Kasey! I've discovered why I was so attracted to your chest.
: Kasey : it's fake.
: Jaer : Kasey: It's because I'm a girl trapped inside of a guy's body who's obsessed with boobs.
: Jaer : Ev0luTioN: I'm here. I'm queer. Get over it. ;)
* Laura sticks it in katies bum
: Laura : take it babeh
: Laura : i know u like it rough
* Laura pounds it in
: Katie : OMG
* Katie MOANS
: Katie : i love you
: Ev0luTioN : you better.
: Ev0luTioN : after all those long, passionate nights.
: Katie : of course <3
: Katie : they were only long because after the whole 10 minutes of sex, you fell asleep and started snoring
: Katie : and kept me awake.
: Katie : ;(
: Ev0luTioN : Katie: well sorry i'm not a machine.
: clint : clint's gonna go
: clint : and... masturbate
: clint : to his own pictures!
: xlr82xs : god damn dood
: xlr82xs : keep that shit to ur self
: clint : what?
: clint : lol
: acidklown : is that
: acidklown : masterbation
: acidklown : or
: acidklown : homosexuality?
: clint : hrm
: clint : that's homoselfuality
: xlr82xs : laughing out loud
: acidklown : lol
: clint : homoselfuality
: clint : :/
: clint : har har
: clint : not funny
* clint cries
: ice9 : I talk to myself because i like talking to smart people
: {X-Smoke_n_lookingatAfrikaans} : mmm panckaes and penis
: v0rt3x : ..
: v0rt3x : uhhh
* v0rt3x scratches head
: v0rt3x : ihop?
: MEEKS : I'd sure as hell hop
: v0rt3x : international house of penis
* Ev0luTioN scratches v0rt3x's penis.
: spongie : they serve penis at ihop now?
: Ev0luTioN : internation house of pussy..?
: Ev0luTioN : hmm?
: {X-Smoke_n_lookingatAfrikaans} : and ice cream
: v0rt3x : ~!!!!
* v0rt3x puts on his slurpee outfit
: steez : SQUISHE
* Caspian777 demoralizes La_SeRiOuS
: La_SeRiOuS : what the **** is demorolize???????????????
: Caspian777 : It means you got owned.
: La_SeRiOuS : i got owned?????
: Caspian777 : Utterly.
: Katie : LAURA
: Katie : -02:47:26- [@Ev0luTioN]: i've had sex with my dad.
: Katie : =(
: acidklown : DUDE IF I TAKE ONE MORE SHIT TODAY MY ASSHOLE IS GOING TO CRY
: h3x : me n my sister n a couple of friends were drinkin playin dice n shit anddd ihad tha munchies so i got me a burrito right
: Laura : k..
: h3x : n im sittin there munchin and i have it right infront of my face n my sister slapped tha shit out of my hand and tha goddamn burrito slapped my on tha forehead
: h3x : me*
: Laura : hahah
: Katie : lmao
: Laura : <3 ur sis
: ^Animosity^ : you got owned by your own dinner =x
: h3x : almost didnt know whether to laff or feel embarassed
: h3x : i got slapped by a burrito
: Laura : hahah
: h3x : isnt that about a bitch
: Katie : :x
: Katie : you know that's funny and all but
: Katie : me and my mum were in the furniture store right
: Katie : with my sister
: h3x : yuh
: Katie : and my car is all filled up with stuff from shoppin n blah blah
: Katie : and this huge like.. panel of wood had to go in the car too, and my sister was like.. it won't fit in the car
:Katie : and my mum, in the middle of the store says..
: Katie : oh it's okay katie can have it between her legs, i'm sure she won't mind havin somethin hard between them
: Katie : ;|
: Linz : 1 k/\/p\/\/ |-|p\/\/ +p ºp34K 1337
: Linz : i know how to speak leet
: alicia : we have weird phrases on our fridge in magnetic poetry
: flugger : such as~
: alicia : sing sweet butt fluff
: alicia : i am a bitter juice goddess who wants to iron the ugly sea
: flugger : :\
: alicia : our gorgeous egg head wants to produce light not lies of sleep and lazy apparatus
: Shallow : How sexy do you think it would be to have cyber sex in caps?
* Shallow TOUCHES KaNNabI BETWEEN HIS LEGS.
: Shallow : OOOH, I'M GOING TO BLOW SOON.
* KaNNabI M0ANS OH BABY
: SilverWolf : chow dudes
[2:48:58pm] @Katie: and my mum says.. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE... oh it's okay katie can have it between her legs, i'm sure she won't mind havin somethin hard between them
: gusgus : WAZZ UP DORKS ....IM PM W/ ALL THES HOT CHICK WHILE YALL AIGHT GETTIN NUTHIN.....=)
: melissa : i gotta go put my hand in the freezer
* melissa (melissa@=kppb34-427-443-961.ok.ok.cox.net) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
: Pampers_Princess13 : Hey everyone!! any nice, cool girls want to chat with me?????????????
: Katie : -00:01:12- [allie]: ahh dont u hate that feelin when u swallow something and it feels like something really big is goin down ur throat and it hurts....that just happend to me
: Katie : -00:02:03- [@Katie]: oh man that's a quote
: xlr82xs : oooo
: xlr82xs : change my diapear :D!!!
: Shallow : You know who's funny?
: Shallow : ME.
: marsman : ha
: marsman : no.
: Shallow : ha
: marsman : afk charmed.
: Shallow : fuck you
: StormyDawn : i have an obsession with picking my nose ever since i got prego
: acidklown : Do not argue about race, music, religion, abortion, politics, and whether I'm sexy or not
: acidklown : enough said
: acidklown : .
: Royster : i wanna cover katie in it and lick it off slowly
: Katie : :x
: Royster : :p
: Royster : thats if she doesn't eat herself first
: Katie : haha
: Katie : if only
* Katie coughs
: brother_marilyn : PEPSI HAS AN OUTSTANDING TASTE AND WONT EMPTY YOUR WALLET
: MistyRoo : laura
: MistyRoo : u were in my dream
: MistyRoo : LOL
* Laura blinks
: Laura : wha was ur dream?
: MistyRoo : everyone was gettin struck by lightenin.. and u came runnin with a baby
: MistyRoo : lol
: Laura : yeah sounds bout right
: MistyRoo : and then like there were a bunch of red headed babies runnin around everywhere
* MistyRoo shivers
: beautiful_brunette : oh yeah cause im totally guna go to hawaii to screw a dolphin..
: beautiful_brunette : iv only ever had a guy use a condom once
: Katie : Later when you're partner begins to tell you how much he would like to invade your anal area, you won't be shocked.
: Katie : er
: Katie : oh god
: Katie : NO
: Katie : i didn't mean to paste that
: Katie : lmfao
: Death : lol
: Katie : ohmygod
* SexayBot looks at katie
* SexayBot quotes
: Katie : NO
: Katie : oh ****
: Katie : hahaha
: supa : (@supa) katie
: supa : • @supa pushes up against you
: supa : (@Katie) yonv
: supa : (@Katie) rawr
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: supa : • @supa runs his hand down your side
: supa : • @supa leans in and whispers in your ear
: supa : (@supa) ... i want to invade your anal area
: SexayBot : LOL
: supa : (@Katie) OMFG
: supa : (@Katie) WHO TOLD YOU?!?!?!?!
: supa : (@Katie) LAURA
: supa : (@Katie) THAT BITCH
: supa : (@Katie) =(((((
: SexayBot : LOL
: supa : (@Katie) lol
: supa : (@supa) HAHAHA
: pepper : MAN I HATE POOPING
: pepper : cause like
: pepper : it smells
: clint : quotes!
: Laura : yep!
: clint : oh no!
: clint : none of me tho
: clint : cause i'm not funny
: Laura : maybe..
: clint : *sigh*
: clint : i'm just not funny anymore
: clint : lol
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