Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
02/01/05
: acidklown : Oliver, you remind me so much of Simon Cowell
: krhad : haha
* krhad is a claymaniac
: krhad : or whatever they call themselves
^ sean btw
* Dia[stufffffffff] GOES
: krhad : technical shit
: krhad : :(
: Dia[stufffffffff] : <3
* krhad sticks with my boring old M.I.S / B.I.S. degrees
: krhad : =\
: krhad : YOU SEE THESE DEGREES?
: krhad : THEY PUT ME A LOT OF MONEY IN THE HOLE
: krhad : TO EARN THEM
: krhad : AND YOU SEE WHERE IT GOT ME?
: krhad : wait, it got me somewhere
: krhad : scratch that last line
: krhad : BUT YOU SEE THEM?
: krhad : THEY WERE FUCKIN EXPENSIVE
: krhad : ESPECIALLY THE MIS DEGREE
: krhad : =\
: krhad : blah
* krhad cries
: krhad : WHAT?
: krhad : YOUR MOMMA
: krhad : BITCH
: krhad : pft
: krhad : make me
* krhad slaps krhad around a bit with a large trout
: krhad : hoe
: krhad : take that
: krhad : OMFG THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN
: krhad : anyone wanna ride with me? ;D
: krhad : K NOT EVERYONE AT ONCE HERE
: krhad : I CAN ONLY FIT LIKE, 9 PEOPLE IN MY SHIP
: krhad : hmph
: krhad : I'm not sharing my cheerios
: krhad : fuckers
: krhad : omg
: krhad : I have issues wtf
: krhad : brb I am going to pee
: krhad : don't leave
: krhad : k?
: krhad : brb!
: supa : i should msg him
: supa : and be like
: supa : you my good sir... are a douche bag.
: alicia : you should
: supa : haha
: alicia : you could be like yonv the douche bag slayer
: alvenom : 56 Merica Street, California, Merica, ME2 USA <---Laura's address
: alvenom : from a pm:
: alvenom : (Buffy1) how did u know her address
: alvenom : ••alvenom•• because shes my friend
: alvenom : (Buffy1) why did u give it out
: alvenom : (Buffy1) idiot
: supa : it doesnt cut or snag
: flugger : instead of plcuking
: supa : so its great
: supa : haha
: flugger : I hate plucking my balls
: supa : gah plucking
* supa 's eye twitches
: flugger : it alwyas has a lil piecve of the follicle on it still
: Ottis : pound my butt with a hammer
: Lypiphera : lol
: Ottis : break my butt bone
ludeRaceR69: yes i am, i am a flaming pink bird!!!! All I can't even fly, and all I do is stand around with my head in the ground. Oh...thats an ostrich. Well I stand around on one freaking leg, and people have my brothers and sisters in their yards. Especially OLD people keep statues of us.
(i was calling him a flaming flamingo)
: Laura : dr laura .., md
: Laura : haha
: spindrift : You'd look like one of those porn doctors though
: Laura : LOL
: Laura : omg
: Laura : i dunno whether to kick ur shin or just laugh or both haha
: spindrift : "Dr. Nipplowski! The Horny Ray has gone out of control!" "There's nothing we can do.. I must sacrifice myself and absorn the rays with my own body!"
: Laura : LOL
: spindrift : It's a compliment btw
=O <3 ishay haha
: acidklown : I had a shitty nap
: acidklown : my damn arm kept getting in my way
: acidklown : then the remote
: acidklown : then I fell off the couch
: acidklown : =\
: acidklown : I guess I thought I was in the bed, and rolled over and onto the floor
: acidklown : I said fuck it
: acidklown : so I woke up
: clint : i dont fit in here no more
: clint : :(
: clint : i grew up here!
: clint : NO ONE HERE HAS FUCKING TEETH
: clint : I HAVE ALL OF MY TEETH AND THEY BE STRAIGHT
: The_Devil_Inside : ok so I bought this new car right
: The_Devil_Inside : the dealership sent me....bread.....as a thank you...
: The_Devil_Inside : who the fuck sends BREAD
: SexayBot : ...bread?
: The_Devil_Inside : yeah a fucking loaf of bread
: The_Devil_Inside : well 2 loaves
: The_Devil_Inside : heh
: Distroey : is it designer bread?
: The_Devil_Inside : ho-made
: The_Devil_Inside : honey wheat
: The_Devil_Inside : and "granny's white"
: The_Devil_Inside : it's like fake designer
: Ev0luTioN : Chook: i actually masturbated.
: Ev0luTioN : used the shower as a cover.
: Ev0luTioN : Chook: you know, the usual.
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : i went pee
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : n then it was like
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : raining
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : n then my finger got stuck
: keri-sleepietime : oooow
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : n i laughed
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : n im here now
: Katie : er
: Katie : your finger got stuck
: Katie : where?
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : the bag!
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : =(
: Syd_Vicious : got stuck where?
: Katie : when you were peeing?
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : yes
: Katie : ....
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : =/
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : i was peeing
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : and it rained
: Katie : BETTER REPHRASE
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : and my finger got stuck in the bag
: Katie : QUOTE YOURSELF
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : NO
: Katie : !
: Katie : YES
: clint : ...
: clint : in the bag?
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : hahah
: clint : GOT STUCK IN WHAT BAG
: Syd_Vicious : what bag?
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : the toiletpaper
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : there was none
: Syd_Vicious : OH!
: Syd_Vicious : lmao
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : and my finger got stuck in the bag
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : and its raining
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : and i hadda go PEEEEEEEE
: Katie : ..
: Dia[drinkiewinkie] : hahah
: Syd_Vicious : omg laura .. quote!
: Katie : omg
* Dia[drinkiewinkie] sways
: Katie : quote
=|
: miyabita : well you can do that, but if you are trying to loose weight, the best way is to eat just when you are hungry and stop when you don't feel hungry anymore
: Syd_Vicious : i call john's "goods" butch cassidy and the sun dance kids
: Syd_Vicious : lol
: Syd_Vicious : he thinks it lame.. but it makes me laugh
: Stalfros : wow
: Ev0luTioN : i don't think i could find anything less attractive than if a girl referred to my penis as "butch cassidy and the sun dance kids"
: Distroey : or, "that ugly thing"
: Ev0luTioN : true..
: Ev0luTioN : i hate girls who have sex yet consider penises ugly.
: Stalfros : yeah Evo, it kinda makes me sick to my stomach... but im sitting here without a girl right now, so who knows
: Ev0luTioN : if you don't like it.. why do you inject it into yourself?
: Distroey : i've sat here without a girl forever
: Distroey : =P
: Stalfros : I guess it is more of a "What it does for you" thing
: Shallow : Maggie, your freckles are way cute.
: Shallow : :\
: StormyDawn : aww hehehe
: Shallow : Haha, I'm sitting here, going through nude pics of Maggie, and I compliment her freckles.
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: supa : kekelorrfuckfacehehekekelorrrharrrskeetshitskeetskeetharrlemarhrhrhrhrbitchhagshitfacemuppetslutskeetskeetlorrrharrr
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: supa : im nervous about school
: supa : and now i have the shits
: supa : haha
: us3d : you have the shits every day
: supa : i heart my fucked up nerves
: supa : yeah but they get explosive when i get nervous
: supa : haha
: Laura : pun?
* supa sneezes n shits
: Laura : =|
: Laura : my mom did that once
: supa : haha
: Laura : she went to cough n she sneezed an..
: Laura : yea
: supa : yeah i have done it like so many times
: supa : haha
: Laura : ewwwwww
: Laura : omg
: supa : haha
: Laura : DO NOT SIT NEAR ME DURIN A SNEEZIN FIT
: supa : omg brb
: supa : haha
: Laura : omg
.. a few min later..
: supa : omg
: supa : its hard runnin down the hall with your asscheeks clenched
: Laura : LOL
: us3d : ..
: acidklown : I laced dans room in plastic
: acidklown : so him and danielle don't get stuff all over the bed and carpet
: Katie : (01:49:08) (@tw1tch) thats what i meant
: Katie : (01:49:14) (@tw1tch) it doesnt screw off like my tongue
: Katie : (01:49:21) (@tw1tch) cuz once my tongue fell off when i was asleep
: Katie : (01:55:20) (@Katie) LOL
: SexayBot : an ima bitch
: SexayBot : thas me in a nutshell these days
: zenn : you're not a bitch sweetheart you're perfect :P
=D
: Royster : i'm lagging like laura walking past a pink shoe shop
: Laura : hahah
: Laura : shuddup!
: Laura : i tried on 3 pairs of pink shoes today too =|
: mog : I'm a cynical asshole who wonders around aimlessly and when a case of a retard arises i appear and insult someone lightly with a cruel undertone so that i get away with it and get what i want.
: mog : Thats all.
: PrettyPoison : amazing.
: PrettyPoison : i'm kAyleigh, pleased to meet you.
: mog : Actually, I'm making chili fries.
: mog : i can do things an older woman can't, like wear a size 3.
: jebus : laura had a baby & his head popped off!
: SexayBot : yeah its still in my vagina =(
: jebus : lol
: SexayBot : doc said it'd eat its way out eventually
: TouchMe : fun times
: jebus : lol wtf
: TouchMe : that happened to my fish
: SexayBot : ur fish got stuck in ur vagina?
: jebus : HAHAHAHAHAHA
: SexayBot : wondered what that smell was
: ludeRaceR : she thinks she is hot snot on a silver platter, but really she's just a cold booger on a paper plate!!!
: Chook : i'm ducking frunk
: Dia[fewd] : i put my panties on
: Dia[fewd] : inside out yesterday
: Dia[fewd] : =|
: TheRealDenial : nice
: Dia[fewd] : i thought so =D
: Dia[fewd] : k brb haha
: Stalfros : I do that every 3 days
: Stalfros : ...
: TheRealDenial : haha
: Stalfros : :p
: TheRealDenial : you can only turn them around so many times
: Stalfros : yeah, day 6 is wash day
: spindrift : Woah
: spindrift : Turning them inside out
: Stalfros : it is also shower day and time to do the dishes
: spindrift : I never even thought of that
: Stalfros : spindrift, I was a professional college student at one time, I have mastered that
: Sarcastica101 : SCOTTISH MEN ARE IMPOTENT!
: flugger : riddler has also used the nicknames: ness S|ickness Slickness suzie[sweating] riddler[away] rainy_jr riddler[typing] riddler[lookingoutthewindow] riddler[chewing] riddler[passing-gas] riddler[bowelmovement] riddler[wiping] riddler[flushing] riddler[puttingthetoiletseatdo riddler[washinghands] riddler[done]
: Ottis : Have sex using Spam as sex gel.
: cassandra : haha there was gunk between 2 of my toes
: cassandra : how hot is that
: binitza : S1K3S I hope you end up old and fat and alone with no teeth and living in a tralior with your pet hamsters tit and vagina.
: StormyDawn : its better than tearing
: binitza : Ah
: SexayBot : yeah
: spindrift : So technically you have a half-ass birth
: binitza : Yeah I heard it was better than tearing
: SexayBot : oh so its
: SexayBot : down
: SexayBot : ..
: SexayBot : oh sweet jesus my vagina just clenched
: SexayBot : THANKS ADAM
: spindrift : LOL
: SexayBot : an u can quote me on tha
* starfruit is now known as ClenchingVagina
: flugger : you running Windows 95 ?
: sleepafied : 3.1
: sleepafied : haha
: sleepafied : XP
: flugger : lol
: flugger : Windows 1967 ?
: flugger : ::: Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby : 04:26 : 128kbps : Stereo :::
* SexayBot looks at jeffy
: flugger : !~ Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby : 01:13 of 04:26 : 128kbps : 2938/3658 ~!
: flugger : !~ Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby : 01:13 of 04:26 : 128kbps : 2938/3658 ~!
: flugger : !~ Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby : 01:13 of 04:26 : 128kbps : 2938/3658 ~!
: flugger : ::: Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby : 04:26 : 128kbps : Stereo :::
: flugger : ::: Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby : 04:26 : 128kbps : Stereo :::
: PrincessMike[bassguitar] : I might be a princess, but I know a thing or two about hetro relationships ;D
: PrincessMike[bassguitar] : im just kiddin, Im not gay... yet
: tw1tch : PrincessMike wtf
: tw1tch : i cant talk, im wearing a chick belt and eyeliner
: cassandra : 1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u
: cassandra : n33d t0 g37 l41d
: SexySheMan : OMG TERRANCE IS OBSESSED WITH SHITTIN IN CHICKS MOUTHS WHEN CYBERING!! DONT MSG HIM OR LET HIM MSG YOU!
: wazzup : Welcome Sir! Guy: Where the **** am I? Wh-Where am I? Voice: It's not Where you're at! It's where you're going, and you won't know until you Turn The Crank. Voices: Turn the crank. Turn the Crank. [Music sounds as crank is turned] Guy: umm.... [Trap door opens] Guy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Voice: Ha ha haha aha haha haha ha haha hahaha hoohoo hoo hoohoo ha ha ha hahaha ha ha ha-Alright who's nex
javas on crack?
: acidklown : I want them to hang an american flag on my pecker...
: acidklown : and salute
: acidklown : sing the national anthem also
: chupa : sean
: acidklown : as if you didn't see HEH
: chupa : tell kara i need her
: acidklown : sir
: chupa : :@!!
: acidklown : Kara
: acidklown : Dan needs you
: acidklown : he has an erection and it won't go away
: MR_BLack : is there anny single girl look for a net bf
: MR_BLack : 17 m aust
: flugger : I got blood in me stool~
: flugger : ::: Natalie Imbruglia - Torn : 04:07 : 128kbps : Stereo :::
* SexayBot looks at u
: flugger : lol
: flugger : wha ?
: flugger : dont you know I am th eking of girl singers ?
: SexayBot : i.. i don't.. um.. i don't know..
: SexayBot : hah
: SexayBot : u an ur bloody stools
: flugger : harr
: SexayBot : makes sense
: flugger : I have tons of girl music
: flugger : !
: SexayBot : girl music + bleedin
: SexayBot : =P
: flugger : haha
* flugger adjusts his tampon
: DoWn4-Wateva142 : ok this is like weight lame
: Ev0luTioN : Kara: i found a pic of my friend.. but she's smiling too much to look like you
: Ev0luTioN : that dumb whore.. why can't she be depressed?
: binitza : If I ever caught dave jacking off, i'd cut his dick off
* MEEKS laughs nervously
: binitza : You are lucky we never dated in real life mika
: binitza : I would have made you delete all your porn
: Diamond : hah
* MEEKS taps his nose
: binitza : and thats ALOT of porn :p
: Diamond : 7 yr olds porn
: Ev0luTioN : WHO THE **** WANTS NAKED PICS OF ME?!?!?!?! I HAVE A HUGE D1CK!!!!!! PRESS 123
: Ev0luTioN : WHO THE **** WANTS NAKED PICS OF ME?!?!?!?! I HAVE A HUGE D1CK!!!!!! PRESS 123
: moshy : HEY, 42/F/WA LOOKING FOR HOT SEX WITH 10 YR OLDS, JOIN #HOTSEXWITH10YROLDS.
: moshy : HEY, 42/F/WA LOOKING FOR HOT SEX WITH 10 YR OLDS, JOIN #HOTSEXWITH10YROLDS.
: moshy : HEY, 42/F/WA LOOKING FOR HOT SEX WITH 10 YR OLDS, JOIN #HOTSEXWITH10YROLDS.
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.......don't read the following if ur under 18 (yeah, right)..........
: Ev0luTioN : i don't see how masturbation can be beat.
: Ev0luTioN : its quick, easy, fun.
: Ev0luTioN : sounds like AOL.
: Ev0luTioN : is it possible to get blue balls from wacking off and not finishing?
: Therm : i think so Ev0luTioN
: Ev0luTioN : like, if while you were in the process someone walked in and didn't leave?
: jebus : hmm... i dunno.. never done it
: Ev0luTioN : *shudders*
: jebus : lol
: jebus : i bet it is though
: Therm : me either
: Ev0luTioN : i think i'd tell them to turn their head..
: Therm : i always finished
: jebus : me too
: jebus : lol turn their head
: Therm : LOl
: jebus : 'turn around bitch!
: Therm : if its a girl
: jebus : or else
: Therm : just do it infront of her
: jebus : OPEN WIDE
: MEEKS : I don't always finish, sometimes I just go get something to eat then get back to it
: Therm : if its a guy then umm
: Therm : LOL
: jebus : if its a guy, then wtf is he doing anyways
: Ev0luTioN : lol
: Therm : yeah no shit
: jebus : busting in while you're blowing your load
: jebus : lmao get something to eat then get back to it LOL
: Therm : thats just rude
: Ev0luTioN : i'd blow it on him
: Ev0luTioN : ..
: Ev0luTioN : n/m
: Therm : lolol'
: jebus : thats insane
: Ev0luTioN : that was pushing it way too far
: jebus : have a burger
: jebus : lol
: Therm : hehe MEEKS
: Ev0luTioN : i apologize..
: Therm : MEEKS takes pauses
: Ev0luTioN : i can't pause during masturbating
: Ev0luTioN : or i lose all my progress
: Therm : haha
: Ev0luTioN : and have to start all over
: Therm : look what laura started'
: Diamond : haha
: Diamond : =D
: Therm : a whole mastrubation convo
: jebus : lol you started this?
: Diamond : im good
: Ev0luTioN : for masturbation to feel the best, it must be done for around 15 minutes.
: Therm : yeah
: Therm : 15 is the key number
: Diamond : wait no actually adam brought up masturbation
: Diamond : so HEEEEEE started it
: Therm : i wonder what the key number for a women is :D
: bullhead : o_O
: MEEKS : Only 15, bah, your hands would aren't getting the loving they deserve
: Ev0luTioN : if you wack off for 15 minutes, you could honestly shoot your load about 5 feet..
: Ev0luTioN : i've done it
: Therm : hit the wall across the room
: Therm : wow women can do it different ways
: jebus : 5 FEET
: jebus : go for distance
: Therm : we just got one
: Therm : hehe
: Diamond : damn go adam
: Therm : LOL
: Ev0luTioN : its like those explosive ejaculations..
: Diamond : u gonna have lotsa babies
: Therm : see how long you can shoot cum hahahaha
: Ev0luTioN : where it feels like a rocket is firing out of your penis..
: jebus : lol
: Therm : yeah
: Therm : and you hit it splatter on the wall
: Therm : hear it
: jebus : on the roof
: jebus : spell your name
: Therm : LOL
: Diamond : i feel bad if ur mama walks in an ask wtf tha is
: Diamond : =/
: jebus : lol
: Therm : just a yellow stain
: Therm : :D
: Ev0luTioN : i wish you could get off like you pee..
: jebus : thats dripping slowly
: Therm : yeah
: Diamond : a dripping yellow stain..
: Diamond : k i'll remember tha for when i have sons
: MEEKS : Potential men and women who lost their lives in the line of duty
: Therm : lol
: jebus : LOL
: Diamond : haha
: Therm : yeah remember that laura
: Therm : look for yellow or white stains
: Therm : in spots
: Therm : depends on the surfrace
: Therm : :D
: Diamond : eww
: Ev0luTioN : if i could get off like i pee, i think i'd collapse before i was done..
: Diamond : hahah
: Ev0luTioN : and get gizz all over myself
: MEEKS : I think men get shrinkage when it's cold while women get expandage
: Therm : LOL
: Diamond : yesh
: Diamond : lol
: jebus : expandage lol
: Therm : well that explains it then
: Diamond : makes sense wif burgers?
* Diamond shrugs
: Ev0luTioN : laura: have you ever masturbated with produce?
: Diamond : oh god
: Diamond : haha
: jebus : hahaha
: StormyDawn : celery
: Diamond : sorry can't say that i have
: jebus : lmao
: Therm : or sea food
: jebus : sea food LOL
: Diamond : seafood?!
: Therm : you have maggie
: Diamond : omg maggie
: Diamond : I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT QUOTING
: jebus : a watermellon
: Diamond : thas one big kitty
: Therm : remember that one lady
: Therm : who masturbated with some seafood
: StormyDawn : i stuck carrots up myass once
: Therm : and it grew inside her
: Diamond : omg
: jebus : LOL
: StormyDawn : ewwies
: Therm : we should try for 10 ft
: Diamond : k everyone
: Diamond : line up
: Diamond : lie down
: Diamond : N GET TO IT
: Therm : that should be in the olympics
* StormyDawn farts
: Diamond : u have 15 min.
: jebus : lolol
: jebus : the olympics
: jebus : lmao
: Ev0luTioN : ejaculating should be a SPECIAL olympic event..
: jebus : the special olympics
: Diamond : we have gold, silver, n bronze
: Therm : HAHAHA
: jebus : they'd hit eachother
: Diamond : GET TO IT
: Therm : special olympics
: Therm : see how far you can shoot a load
: MEEKS : The only olympic event that steroids would make you worse at
: Therm : thats true
: Diamond : hah
: Therm : special olympics for special kind of guys
: MEEKS : hah
: Therm : so whats distance for gold
: MEEKS : We're getting alot of dribblers here today
: Therm : 20ft?
: Ev0luTioN : instead of dodge ball, they should have ejaculation.
: Therm : if you can dodge sperm you can dodge anything
: Ev0luTioN : lol
: Ev0luTioN : like, a paintball mod
: MEEKS : Dodgesperm
: jebus : loololol
: jebus : dodge sperm
: Diamond : omg
: Therm : spermball mod
: jebus : paintball LOL
: Ev0luTioN : SpermBall.
: jebus : hahaha
: Therm : would the girls help reload?
: jebus : LOL
: Therm : RELOAD!
: Ev0luTioN : i bet alot less people would play if paintballs were really fills with gizz.
: Ev0luTioN : er
: Ev0luTioN : filled
: MEEKS : 15 minutes between rounds
: Therm : we could make a company
: Therm : jizz filled like painballs
: Ev0luTioN : in spermball, reloading would be the problem..
: Therm : why not shoot your friends with cum
: Tr|sH-the-D|sH : you guys are fucked up
: Therm : we would run out of ammo and be swore
: Ev0luTioN : Tr|sH-the-D|sH: you like it.
* MEEKS attaches a silencer
: Therm : LOL
: Ev0luTioN : hahaha
: Diamond : LOL
: jebus : HAHAHA
: Tr|sH-the-D|sH : 0.o
: Tr|sH-the-D|sH : only guys would talk like this
: MEEKS : Sniperrrrr
: Ev0luTioN : how can anyone hate USA?
* Therm ataches a laser
: Ev0luTioN : look at this conversation.
.......the end.........
: Katie : my fingers don't go where i want them to
* Katie screams
: Diamond : um katie
: Diamond : lol
: Diamond : : Katie : my fingers don't go where i want them to
: Katie : errr
: Katie : NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
: Diamond : SURE
: Katie : they go exactly~ where i want them to if we're talking about wanting my fingers to go places that i want them to go ya know
: Diamond : wow i can type
: ^Animosity^ : no you cant!
: Diamond : rawr
: Diamond : haha
: ^Animosity^ : but i cant either =/
* ^Animosity^ sobs
: ^Animosity^ : case in point i typed /ms sobs
: ^Animosity^ : -MemoServ- Unknown Command: sobs
: ^Animosity^ : -MemoServ- For help: /MemoServ HELP
: ^Animosity^ : * ^Animosity^ sobs
: acidklown : SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me!
: acidklown : Lie to me!"
* supa stares at jefforeah
* flugger waves
* supa leans in all 80s teen movie kiss style
* supa slob kisses you
* supa rubs his mouth all over your face
* flugger slides his thumb into your ass all DP Volume XX style
: supa : haha
: Diamond : =|
: Diamond : now THAT is chocolaty
* supa skeets on your face all black cum sluts 2 style
: supa : i have that one
: Katie : LAURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
: Katie : i have a quote for youuuuuuuuuuu
: Katie : -03:40:12- [@cassandra]: my fat just
: Katie : -03:40:14- [@cassandra]: leaped out of no where
: Katie : -03:40:18- [@cassandra]: did some weird twisty thing
: cassandra : grr
: Katie : -03:40:19- [@Katie]: your fat?
: Katie : -03:40:25- [@cassandra]: cat*
: Katie : -03:40:26- [@Katie]: LOL
: Katie : -03:40:26- [@cassandra]: lmao
: Katie : lol
: cassandra : i hate you katie
: Therm : laura
: Laura : hm?
: Laura : lol
: Therm : i made a 3 inch dildo yesterday at work
: S1K3S : ...
: Laura : ...
: S1K3S : if that doesnt spell gay i dont know what does
: Laura : first off
: Laura : WHY u makin dildos at work?
: Laura : second
: Therm : actually it came out of the extruder that way
: Laura : WHY only 3 inches?
: Therm : because its funny
: Therm : 3 inches round
: Therm : not 3 inches long :D
: Laura : oh sweet god
: Laura : haha
: Laura : ow
: Therm : hehe
: Therm : yeah
: Katie : bucketdildo?
: Katie : :o
: Therm : LOL
: Laura : hahah
: Therm : it was white and black
: Therm : it had black stripes
: Katie : ohh equal opportunities ic
: Katie : mixed race
: Katie : uc?
: SpermBank : some of you have such stupid user names
: TheRealDenial : whats the best way to make a woman orgasm
: TheRealDenial : Who cares!
: Royster : i need to stuff my pants
: cassandra : my clit got stuck to the antenna :(
: w4nk_er : Eny girls ( 13-15yr ) got msn or yahoo messenger ???? p2p/pm me plz ( with a web-cam if posible ) ( trade on cam **** for **** + pussy )
: Royster : you gonna perv on the guys leaving school?
: Therm : oh no
: Therm : i do that part time
: Zipster : EVERYBODY SPELL RITE
: Zipster : YOUR ARE SPELLING NOT RITE.
: lil_scottish_chick : uz jiz ah huv no i-q
: binitza : He was the first african american I have ever seen in person.. he was american too
: Jerz : suck some ****
: D-roc : i will, maybe yours
: Laura : girl u can play connect tha dots on me haha
* Laura plays on u
: moshy : Haha
* moshy gets two pens
: Laura : =D
* moshy gets nekkid with you and plays
er.. we were talkin about freckles.. i swear =|
: MentallyDark : i dunno why i'm in the channel i'm not really in the mood to chat with you ppl
: alvenom : my computer is actually a baked potato w/ two forks in either side, in a computer case :|
: cassandra : i hope he bought you roses
: supa : my ass hurts
: cassandra : my fist hurts
: supa : haha
: flugger : I see youve met
: KaraBear : twitch u better not start htting on me when i'm 16
: KaraBear : i'll kill u
kraziekookiegurl : hi... anyoone there?
kraziekookiegurl: well anyway, guess your not thre?
kraziekookiegurl: ok well look me up when you get back if you feel like it. i have a pic in m profile and a link to my homepage if your interested. was just lookin for someone to chat with.
roysteroonie: hi?
kraziekookiegurl : hold on a minute. be right back
kraziekookiegurl : ok im bacck. sorry bout that. still there?
roysteroonie: yup
roysteroonie: do i know you?
kraziekookiegurl : oh your there hi....
kraziekookiegurl : a/ss/l (age sex location)?
roysteroonie: 27 m uk
kraziekookiegurl : im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profole. thought you might like to chat.
kraziekookiegurl : so what have you been up to roysteroonie?
roysteroonie: i have a profile?
kraziekookiegurl : cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was gettihg kinda horny (*blushes)
roysteroonie: well thats nice for you
kraziekookiegurl : feel like a liittle cyber fun with me ? please please...
kraziekookiegurl : i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
roysteroonie: go ahead, knock yourself out
kraziekookiegurl : alright how bout ii get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
roysteroonie: and if i'm wearing a skirt?
kraziekookiegurl : just lounging around in my unndies.... u?
roysteroonie: sorting my stamp collection
kraziekookiegurl : tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out of my pantiees
roysteroonie: make me a coffee?
kraziekookiegurl : oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slidee my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
roysteroonie: 2 sugars please
kraziekookiegurl : oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shhiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
roysteroonie: i guess cream too then
kraziekookiegurl : open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
roysteroonie: your profile is blank by the way
kraziekookiegurl : what do ou think of my pics?
roysteroonie: must have been a snowy day huh
kraziekookiegurl : shit the phone. dont stop sroking it. hold on...
roysteroonie: bots have phones?
kraziekookiegurl : sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cybrfungirls dot com look for me on there
roysteroonie: you weren't terribly convincing
: manshoon : i love ali and Laura too there some of the only REAL ppl on irc
: acidklown : HEY
: acidklown : SCUZE ME
: acidklown : IM REAL
: acidklown : <---- REAL
* SexayBot pinches sean
: SexayBot : omg hes real
: acidklown : pft
: SexayBot : UR A REAL BOY
: acidklown : I have purdy pictures to prove I'm real
: acidklown : IMA PURRRRRDY GURLIE
: Ottis : I had sex with an african monkey.
: Ottis : wait no.
: Ottis : that was my cat.
: Keirstyn : who wants to mate with a 17/f/canada
: acidklown : don't make me call my pussy
: chupa : haha
: chupa : punk isn't anything
: chupa : it's a lifestyle, it's a choice
: chupa : not a look
: chupa : :(
: nobody_likes_you : yea it is
: moshy : PUNK IS THE SOUND OF MY DICK HITTING THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT.
: moshy : Because, I'm old school.
: jenks : my daughter just fell outta bed.. hm, i guess i should get that bedrail thing. *twiddles her thumbs*
: Ottis : This is a demand for immediate permittance to #teenchatz ! Denial of entry will cause you to become a homosexual!
: Laura : I'LL MAKE CHILI OUTTA U YET
: bull[away] : :O
: Laura : now u know what made it so good
: Laura : =P
: bull[away] : you cannibal
: bull[away] : I knew it
: Laura : tank u
: Laura : haha
: bull[away] : that's why your chili tastes so good
: bull[away] : it's made out of people!
: bull[away] : :p
: Laura : yeah we made the neighbors quiet SOMEWAY
: Laura : rawr
: Laura : chunky
: Laura : haha
: Laura : i only use the best meat baby
: Laura : i told u i use sausage!
: bull[away] : haha
: Laura : =D
: bull[away] : :O
* Laura dances
* bull[away] covers his sausage
: Laura : hahah
: Laura : thas y u neva hafta salt mine
: Laura : =|
: Laura : omg i needa stop
: MistyRoo : lol
: bull[away] : :O
: Laura : haha
: bull[away] : I thought I tasted some nuts in there!
: bull[away] : ;P
: Laura : hahah
: Laura : which um
: Laura : raises the question...
: Laura : how would u know what nuts taste like?!
* MistyRoo covers her virgin ears
* Laura too
: MistyRoo : lol
: bull[away] : well this one time I lost a bet... and I had to cut off one of my nuts and eat it *breaks out in tears*
: Laura : AWWWW
: bull[away] : ;p
: Laura : so ur like.....
: Laura : singular nutular?
: MistyRoo : eeeeeee
: bull[away] : hahaha
: MistyRoo : wwww
: MistyRoo : hha
: bull[away] : uhh yeah :p
: Laura : =O
: flugger : ] flugger: Im so glad IRC isn't real life or you and me would have the same diseases. :/
: StormyDawn : wooohooo
: StormyDawn : i am pooping lazie
: Laura : er
: Laura : thas
: Laura : lovely?
: Laura : haha
: StormyDawn : :)
: StormyDawn : its great
: Laura : right *now*?
: StormyDawn : yeah
: Laura : laptop?
: Laura : haha
: StormyDawn : yups
: Laura : omg maggie haha
<3 her haha
: CutieWitDaBootie : **** man my boyfriends dick is bigger then all yalls so why dont you drop it while its still hot?
* DelNoah busts out a crip walk
: EcKo-SpAm-ThE-EvIl-SpAtUlA-GoD : HOLY F*CK.... OUCH, i just hit some bone that casues much pain
: EbonyCoconut : im never pissing in the sink again
: Katerz : why would you in the first place?
: EbonyCoconut : toilet was occupied
: YA_BOY : any freaks wanna see a 9 1/2 inch dick on a fifteen year old p2p me
oh my!
* B|aCk-MaGiX puts on his cheerleading uniform *GO LAU*
i want.. a.. buncha guys dressed up like that.. doin tha pyramid.. n take a pic for me =D yeah im dreamin hah
: Chardy : can anyone help me...my boyfriend fingered me today and then i think he put it in where i pee cause it stings when i pee, is this bad?
: Gateway : i'm not the lil innocent angel you thinks I am
=O
: ParadoxDeity : Also
: ParadoxDeity : Remember, kids.
: ParadoxDeity : It's not okay to **** animals without condoms made from wool.
* ParadoxDeity nods sagely.
: Shada : i could use a boobie... i have an over abundance of tit
: MEEKS : If they're old enough to know what felatio means and young enough to still have their original teeth, they're my kind of women
: S1K3S : the hottest girl in the world
: S1K3S : is in my house
: S1K3S : losing her virginity
: S1K3S : on my couch
: S1K3S : with another guy
: S1K3S : her bf
: S1K3S : :-/
: WorkingForTheKIA : I'm being watched, I'm being watched, I'm being watched by the KIA.
: supa : i heard this lady call her boy's ding ding a google today on tv
: supa : and i was like HRHRHRHRRHHRHRHRHRHRHR
: MEEKS : Sometimes when I laugh a bulge appears in my groin area
: Joye : I just want to sell some porn..
: Joye : And eat nachos.
: Joye : And be a normal girl, dammit.
: DoNkEy_MeAt : well he never gets off
: sxy_lil_scottish_chick : wut wen v nt ed a wurd bout anyhin like that??
: sxy_lil_scottish_chick : sed*
* keri-embarrassed is now known as Queef
: Queef : omg its owned
* Queef is now known as QueenQueef
: alicia : there was this blind girl that went to my school and she'd purposely hit people with her stick
: alicia : or trip em
: Laura : hahah
: h3x : i would too
: h3x : haha
: alicia : haha
: h3x : be like WTF U LOOKIN AT
: alicia : she was a bitch
: Laura : i wanna play blind n do tha
: h3x : I KNOW U LOOKIN
: h3x : SAY SUMTIN
: Laura : hahah
: alicia : people would steal shit from her locker
: alicia : and hide it
: h3x : thats terrible
: Laura : well i'd be a bitch too if they did tha
: h3x : id be a bitch then too
: h3x : ppl would think i have teretz
: Laura : haha
: h3x : walk around n randomly be like BITCH
: StormyDawn : i fart in my fiances face if he make me mad enough
: supa : yeah i knwo ppl talk about me goin on diets
: supa : and im like btich im fat and happy get off me
: h3x : hell yea
: h3x : tell em dont hate playa cuz im fat n still get more pussy than u
: h3x : NOW WHAAAAAA
: h3x : SAYYYYYY SUMTHIN CUZ~!@~@!
: supa : lmao i know
: supa : im the pussy gettinest fat man you will ever meet
: supa : tahts what i tell everyone
: alicia : wtf am i supposed to say to that? oh sorry i don't like girls with cheeto teeth maybe you should invest in a toothbrush
: The_Devil_Inside : no disrespect to big girls but hey ya know - there's a point when you need to realize that it's the fat that's making ya look fat
: S1K3S : omg laura ur gonna think this is bad
: S1K3S : but for a psychology experiment i had to do
: S1K3S : i had to look at a website that was pro-anorexia
: Laura : ..
: S1K3S : and they showed pictures of anorexic girls... and i couldnt help thinking.. damn some of these girls are hot
: S1K3S : until they got to the "bone" pics.. and i was like OMG NOOO TURN IT OFF
: Laura : matt i think u got dropped when u were a baby
: S1K3S : y
: h3x : they send me $5 to my paypal for every porno that i send em
: h3x : LMAO
: h3x : =oDD
: h3x : well 3 of em do anyway
: flugger : International Porn Slinger~
: MissTake : cybersex, it's way cheaper
: flugger : I be tit thuds.
: Ottis : I figured, I could get Kasey and marry her, then, if I win the lottery, ... I'll get her a full plastic makeover
: us3d : D-roc: I dont think any man would let you **** him...
: us3d : you should go asexual next
: D-roc : well. i havent had any problems, ive still pry managed to sleep with more women than you ever will. can sleep with more women at this very moment than you ever will.
: D-roc : :)
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: Gateway : A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
: Gateway : The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.
: Gateway : When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
: Lonely_Wolf : dollface.. SexayBot is the queen of the room, that's why.
: Lonely_Wolf : alicia's the princess, JavaColours is the king, Gateway's the court jester.. Kasey's the village idiot.. etc..
QUEEN BABY!
: starfruit : Seriously Kasey calling Laura a bitch is like calling Mother Theresa a bitch
teehee!
: S1K3S : k.. do u think a girl would just stop liking a guy over something stupid like that?
: SexayBot : a stuck up tightly wound high maintenance spoiled brat would yeah
: S1K3S : sigh
: S1K3S : u know my type
: S1K3S : :/
: lonelyguy : but i jus really dont give a (astericks)
: alvenom : ••alvenom•• where in Paris?
: alvenom : [lindsey_and_heather] in france
: alvenom : [lindsey_and_heather] omg
(she actually lives in sc.. but is too stupid to pull off sucha simple lie)
: S1K3S : man
: S1K3S : nair sucks
: Laura : u needa get a pocket pussy
: Rap_D : haha noo those suck
: downgrade` : im HAMMED now
: downgrade` : i was
: downgrade` : whats wron then
: Laura : i feel sick
: downgrade` : ok ill show you ass
: downgrade` : ss
: downgrade` : to show you is ee 2
: downgrade` : hold on
* Laura looks at u
: downgrade` : LOOK
: downgrade` : YOULL SEE!
: Laura : o ya
: Laura : there r 2 of u haha
: downgrade` : WTF
: downgrade` : CPP:!
: downgrade` : COOL!
: downgrade` : LOL
: downgrade` : I SEE ME
: Laura : lol
: downgrade` : THATS FUCKING WEIRD ASS!
: downgrade` : WHAT THE FUk!
: Laura : ur weird ass
: downgrade` : LOL
: downgrade` : YEA BUT YOU KJNOW IM NOT KIDDING!
: Laura : *quotes u*
: downgrade` : =]
: downgrade` : SEE
: downgrade` : THERS 2!
: downgrade` : I WASNT JUST HAMMED I KNOW
: downgrade` : i see 2
: downgrade` : thats cool ass
: supa : haha
: supa : i love how my quotes are always gay
: flugger : Laura only quotes me when it makes me look liek a fag
oops? haha
: alicia : i'm not going to talk at all this month
: alicia : so i have no quotes
* Laura quotes u
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)