Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
01/01/05
: MEEKS : The weird thing is, i'd be a real freak in the bedchamber
: MEEKS : And forget I said the word bedchamber
: Laura : or missin the string n goin CUSE ME BIA HELP ME
: binitza : I can just imagine myself putting on a big rubber glove that goes to my elbows and following u into the restrooms dia
: mookie : ***** dont go there cause i can get there w/ yo *** and make yo *** sorry u went there
: Ryan` : I'm just cheif big weenie
: manshoon : im a 4 inch killer baby
: clint : yea
: Laura : oh thas hot
: clint : i'm 9
: clint : when soft
: clint : :\
: clint : but
: Laura : yeah 3 when ur hard
: clint : 3 when hard!
: misslelenana : i cant believe ni99er is considered a swear
: DeadGirlsDigMe : it's a terrible, racist word.
: misslelenana : no it not i say it all the time
: DeadGirlsDigMe : misslelenana: If I raped you all the time, would it make less wrong?
: misslelenana : and we know lil mamma is black so whats the problem
: DeadGirlsDigMe : misslelenana: Jesus Christ, you're ignorant.
: misslelenana : r u a grown up
: misslelenana : u talk in complete sentences and huge words us drug addicts cant understand
: DeadGirlsDigMe : misslelenana: Aren't you like 13?
: misslelenana : no im 14
: misslelenana : stupid
: DeadGirlsDigMe : misslelenana: And you're a "drug addict"? Why havn't you stepped in front of a bus yet?
: DeadGirlsDigMe : I mean, you're obviously quite stupid, drug addict or not.
: caliboy : hey steph i hate caliboy hes a *****
: dEMenSE : Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
: angel_baby12345432 : i got suspended from school cause i gave this boy head in the bathroom
: angel_baby12345432 : lol
: misslelenana : whats flood mean , whatever it is dont do it it sounds dangerouse and heart breaking
: uyfai76371ujqf : canadians are second hand americans
: SexayBot : ignore me =|
: MEEKS : No
: SexayBot : WHY
: MEEKS : Because, i'm a good listener
: SexayBot : yeah u r hehe =)
: MEEKS : Or watcher in this case
: SexayBot : in tha woods?
: MEEKS : Woods, suburban townhouses, city apartments
: greebwee : mika's woods are far superior to any woods
: SexayBot : =O
: greebwee : that i've been in
* greebwee bows
: SexayBot : i don't know how to take that..
: The_Devil_Inside : I was just watching them
: The_Devil_Inside : so that's how you get your good quotes isn't it
: SexayBot : haha
: SexayBot : shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
: The_Devil_Inside : just happen to walk by when ya gotta pee?
: heather : how did we get from your penis to your parents and monopoly?! ;x
: heather : *confused*
: clint : I DONT LIKE PUSSY
: Gothic_Princess : I smurt im meen smart
: miku : so who got your email account?
: miku : only you?
: Alexis52407 : I am 7 months pregnant with twins;I'm 14 almost 15
: Lethal : she was kicked out for an epileptic seizure preformed on the java controls
: CutiePie123 : yeah well, in the interest of being-called-a-child resenters everywhere, i am about to hand out leaflets on the mistreatment of minors in chatrooms
: alicia : and my mom was like OMG YOU CAN'T SAY GUMJOB TO YOUR GRAMMA
: S1K3S : u ever get like mid-sleep or morning stiffies?
: S1K3S : where u gotta go... but u cant.. because ur like... u know
: Urine_Bubbles : yea
: S1K3S : that blows
: Urine_Bubbles : just cut off the blood supply
: Urine_Bubbles : and it goes down
: S1K3S : how
: lonelyguy : who wears thongs besides me aise your hand
: Some_Guy : hmm..gunther....its called something like "oohh you touch my tra la la" or some bS
worst thing is.. i know what hes talkin about.. =(
: Gothic_Princess : did u know that if you get picked on imn a internet chatroom you are seriously gay
: MISSLELENANA : HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IVE BEEN LONELY FOR SO LONG IVE NEVER EVAN BEEN KISSED WILL SOMEBODY TALK TO ME> ANY OTHER VIRGINS IN THE HOUSE
: caligurl : stop writing in blue we dont notice your writing
: DarkLongAndHard : i saw tranny porn tonight
: DarkLongAndHard : haha
: Diamond : SEE
: alicia : o.O
: Diamond : SEEEEE!!!!!!!!
: DarkLongAndHard : dude its crazy
: DarkLongAndHard : haha
: DarkLongAndHard : it wasnt tranny porn
: DarkLongAndHard : it was hermo porn
: DarkLongAndHard : so it was like
: DarkLongAndHard : chicks with a vagina
: Diamond : whoa hold on
: DarkLongAndHard : and a dick
: DarkLongAndHard : it was crazy
: Diamond : they were hermies!?
: DarkLongAndHard : yeah
: Diamond : wtf
: Diamond : show
: DarkLongAndHard : it was craaaayzeh
: Diamond : how the hell do hermies have sex
: DarkLongAndHard : i dont know what the site was
: DarkLongAndHard : i'll have to ask justin
: DarkLongAndHard : he knows every porn site known to man
: Diamond : hah
: DarkLongAndHard : hes not here anymore haha
: Diamond : damnit
: DarkLongAndHard : haha
: DarkLongAndHard : yeah it was so crazy
: DarkLongAndHard : this one chick was getting it in her coochie
: DarkLongAndHard : but her dick was floppin n slappin on this dudes leg
: DarkLongAndHard : haha
: Diamond : omg
: Diamond : thas disgusting
: Diamond : i wonder if she squirted outta both durin
: DarkLongAndHard : it was like @_@!
: DarkLongAndHard : lmao i dunno
: DarkLongAndHard : it wasnt hard or anything
: Diamond : just extra flab
: Diamond : niiiice
: DarkLongAndHard : it was really skinny and like 5 inches long
: Diamond : hah
: Diamond : tha'd make some guys jealous
: DarkLongAndHard : so it wasnt too short
: DarkLongAndHard : and it was like
: DarkLongAndHard : floppin like a dead snake
: DarkLongAndHard : haha
: Diamond : haha
: Diamond : wow thats sexy..
: DarkLongAndHard : she was really really pretty too
: alicia : laura you better be quotin some of that if i get quoted for sayin cunt lint
: DarkLongAndHard : and her dick wasnt like right out front
: DarkLongAndHard : it was like kinda to the side
*censor* lol
: DarkLongAndHard : HARRR
: alicia : lol
: Diamond : hahah
: Diamond : =|
: Diamond : see ali
: Diamond : this is wha u been missin
: Diamond : all this yr
: DarkLongAndHard : this one girl
: DarkLongAndHard : had a dick b alls AND a coochie
: DarkLongAndHard : all 3
: alicia : i know i'm deprived
: DarkLongAndHard : her dick n balls was like high up
: DarkLongAndHard : and then her coochie was where its supposed to be
: Diamond : omg
: DarkLongAndHard : her balls kinda hung down on it
: DarkLongAndHard : haha
: Diamond : WELL IMA HAVE AWESOME DREAMS
: DarkLongAndHard : n she was layin on herback n this dude was drillin her
: DarkLongAndHard : and her dick n b alls were all floppin around
: DarkLongAndHard : and we were giggling like school girls
: Diamond : =D
: alicia : :D
: alicia : i want a pearl necklace
: alicia : even if it's fake perals
: flugger : ..
: alicia : er pearls
: Diamond : omg
: Diamond : OMG
: Diamond : omg.
* flugger straddles ali's face
: Diamond : hahah omg
: Diamond : ali tha was better than cunt lint
: DarkLongAndHard : oh
: DarkLongAndHard : my God
: DarkLongAndHard : okay
: flugger : I smella topic change ?
: Diamond : hahaha
: Diamond : i love ali even more now
: DarkLongAndHard : hermo porn and ali wanting a pearl necklace
: Diamond : oh damn
: DarkLongAndHard : tonight is just too much
: Diamond : im like
: Diamond : whimpering
: alicia : haha
: alicia : random thought
* alicia shuts up
: Diamond : omg
: Diamond : sure ali..
: supa : • +supa runs his hand down Urine_Bubbles' pants... you wanna go private and get to know eachother a little better?
: supa : • +supa lifts up his skirt
: supa : (+supa) mmmmm
: supa : • +supa moans
: supa : • +supa rubs it all around his eye
: bzadbassman95 : so are there any hor** girls out there who wanna have fun?
: Diamond : hor** ?
: bzadbassman95 : horny
""" alicia Sets +b *!*@=G1CK6D8650.ipt.aol.com
""" alicia kicked bzadbassman95 (Profanity! 120 second ban.)
: Urine_Bubbles : im proud of my public stiffies
Urine_Bubbles : i used to get called up in front of the class all the time till the day i walked up there with a stiffy
: HarryTheHermo : everyone wants to see a huge brown peepee
: MentallyDark : you know what i should make for next christmas?
: MentallyDark : one of those beanie hats like with a propeller but not a prop but a little curved hook and mistletoe on it
: Sp1ke : I'ma go have phone sex with Lafawnduh, my Internet soul mate. RAWR *Gangsta, bling bling*
: Sp1ke : dude, phone sex with me, there is nothing better.
: Sp1ke : or more gangster.
* supa tea bags the space bar
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: hard_kore_gangsta_no_lie : any real gangstas here
: Laura : yea all the real ganstas hang out on irc
: hard_kore_gangsta_no_lie : wat do u mean haha
: Laura : sittin there wif ur gun next to the mouse pad.. so hot
: hard_kore_gangsta_no_lie : yeh wat ever any bloods in this room
so cute!
* starfruit is now known as ilovepenis
* binitza is now known as IloveCOCK
* ilovepenis is now known as ilikesuckincock
* IloveCOCK is now known as IlikeHumpinCock
* ilikesuckincock is now known as ilikehumpinandsuckincock
=|
: S1K3S : i want penis pump
: Therm : ima tight ass
: flugger : *POINTS* YOURE IN A CAGE *EATS YOUR MILK BONE*
: clint : nah
: clint : that's me 24/7/365
* clint nods
: ThornWithin : ur measurementS?
: KaNNabI : all my ashlee simpson songs are on my other comp :/
: Dylan19 : i'm old too
: Laura : like how old?
: Laura : if u say 17 ima clobber u
: Dylan19 : 19
: alvenom : this channel truly is an experience
: Kasey : being a lesbo is bk in style?
: Kasey : omg im lesbian
: MasterPotato : yo
: KaNNabI : yo sup?
: MasterPotato : wuts up, fools?
: KaNNabI : fools?
: KaNNabI : =(
: KaNNabI : i'm not a fool
: MasterPotato : master potato in da house
: KaNNabI : i dont think...
: Laura : sup foo?
: KaNNabI : potato
: KaNNabI : cool
: Laura : tomato
: Kasey : anyone with the nick MasterPotato shouldnt call others fools :|
: MasterPotato : don't diss da potato
: Laura : =|
: Kasey : its just not right
: KaNNabI : can i kick da potato?
: MasterPotato : r u real people?
: Kasey : lol
: Laura : dont diss da potato
: KaNNabI : nah
: Laura : hahah
: KaNNabI : we are
: Kasey : *fries it*
: KaNNabI : like
* ^Animosity^ is now known as MasterTomato
: KaNNabI : cats
: Laura : oh good god im bored
: KaNNabI : :)
: MasterPotato : or are you ******* programs
* MasterTomato is now known as ^Animosity^
: Laura : yeah we're programs
: MasterPotato : yall better not be ******* with me
: MasterPotato : i should bite your ******* ***
: Laura : ******* ***?
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: Laura : hes back!!
: Laura : wb potato
: Kasey : :x
: ^Animosity^ : ^B^ =)
: Kasey : haha
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: Laura : =(
: Kasey : you scared em'
: Laura : =((
: Laura : i just can't get a break this week
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: Guest99440 : i had a girl friend in 1st grade
: Guest99440 : ***
: supa : its colder than a witches tit in a brass bra
: binitza : It is lauras site
: binitza : and if she doesnt want to have ur ******** on it
: binitza : she doesnt have it
: binitza : u have ur own friggin site
: binitza : use it
: binitza : and learn how to run ur own channel
: Laura : thank u
: binitza : and stop making dia and ali do everything for u
: binitza : just because u cant do **** urself
: miku3RqSS : hmm
: miku3RqSS : who?
: Kasey : who..
: Kasey : hah
: Laura : ..
: Kasey : and he says nothing
: miku3RqSS : I Know it's dia's site, I was talking to her
: miku3RqSS : so stay Cool
: Kasey : lol
: binitza : i am cool
: Laura : well i agree with everything she said
: binitza : but u are just being a ******
: Laura : since u don't seem to listen to me
: miku3RqSS : what did you just say?
: binitza : I was helping Laura express her annoyance by u telling her to do things to her site she doesnt want to, it is her website, if u want to do things do them ur own site
: binitza : You own this channel so take some responsablity and stop making dia and ali do everything for u because u are never here
: miku3RqSS : binitza, I was playing with Dia
: binitza : did she think it was a fun game to play?
: miku3RqSS : Dia knows that too
: binitza : really?
: Laura : yeah i didn't know tha
* Megan laffs
: Laura : cuz im like super irritated
: binitza : she just said she didnt
: miku3RqSS : I didn't like the way you said, no one ever said anything like that to me
: Kasey : :x
: Kasey : haha
: binitza : well someone just has
: binitza : to take it like a man.
: Megan : well maybe its about time
: miku3RqSS : you are lucky It was me, if you do it on any one else it would have diff story by now
: Kasey : like what
: Kasey : heh
: Kasey : ima have to go with what bia said
: binitza : Miku i really dont care
: binitza : everyone agrees with what i said
: miku3RqSS : anyway sorry guys about scroling
: binitza : everyone gets irritated by u
: miku3RqSS : not really
: binitza : no one has said it to ur face till now
: miku3RqSS : JUST KNOCK IT OFF NOW
: miku3RqSS : later all
: binitza : or what?
: Kasey : hah
: binitza : u will ban me?
: binitza : take my aops?
and then in pm i was asked to 'take care of her' =|
: Gateway : Welcome to #mikusteenchatfromhell
: Gateway : ;)
: other_gurl : y does life suck grace gurl
: other_gurl : u goin through hell?
: grace_gurl : no i am pissed off at something i did earlier
: other_gurl : wus that?
: grace_gurl : i accidentaly canceled like 10 downloads when they were almost complete and they were very large files
: other_gurl : nice
: Cherry_Lips : Grace.. porn?
: other_gurl : haha
: grace_gurl : yes
: NextelHarvick29 : gansta wiggers are gay homos
: alicia : [20:00] ShAdYcHiCk says:
: alicia : [20:00] i dont know
: alicia : [20:00] ShAdYcHiCk says:
: alicia : [20:00] i jus am
: alicia : [20:00] ShAdYcHiCk says:
: alicia : [20:00] my pussy is all wet
: alicia : [20:00] ShAdYcHiCk says:
: alicia : [20:00] and my hand is already in in my pussy
: alicia : [20:00] ShAdYcHiCk says:
: alicia : [20:00] hehe
: Laura : her hand
: Laura : is in her pussy
: Laura : thas some huge pussy
: alicia : haha
: alicia : fistin
: supa : not a finger or anything
: alicia : at 1
: Laura : oh baby
: alicia : 4
: supa : her whole hand
: Megan : laura never has quotes on me :P
: alicia : you can have my quotes
: dEMenSE : i always have a lot, because im a dumbass
: Urine_Bubbles : Durex regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your local hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience caused
* Laura gives tony a prince albert n connects it to a leash n gives to ali
: Laura : =D
: dEMenSE : o.0!
* dEMenSE takes it out
: Laura : ..
* Laura watches u bleed
: Distroey : that has to be painful
* dEMenSE gets blood on you
* Laura shrugs n showers
: alicia : ew penus blood
* dEMenSE pees sideways
: Laura : hah
: Laura : yeah u hafta sit when u pee now
: Laura : sorry
: alicia : omg i'ma shut up
: supa : be like oh we didnt have any tp
: supa : so i had to borrow this
: alicia : haha
: alicia : yuh we been usin kleenex
: alicia : but then it leaves gross stuff
: alicia : i should run to my sisters
: supa : HAHA
: supa : !!
: alicia : and be like omg lemme use your potty
: supa : omg
: supa : HAHA!
: Laura : but it
: Laura : leaves
: Laura : gross stuff
: Laura : ali....
: supa : it leaves gross stuff
: supa : HAHAHAH
: supa : cooter dingle balls
: alicia : no it's like cunt lint
: alicia : which is gross
: supa : OMG
: supa : CUNT LINT
: alvenom : there is a handful of ppl who just go onto chat sites to tell ppl how bored they are, isnt there?
can we murder em?
: Guest35247 : fart if youre a hottie
: flugger : ..and applesauce on the side
: flugger : :DD
: flugger : God, I am so gay.
: supa : i ahve farted so loud it woke me up too
: supa : and thats scary also
: supa : haha
: CutieWitDaBootie : YOUR A THREE DECKER SAURKRAUT AND TOAD STOOL SANDWITCH.. WITH ARSENIC SAUSE!!!
: ^Animosity^ : laura
: Laura : josh
: ^Animosity^ : today i saw this chick
: ^Animosity^ : all in pink
: ^Animosity^ : and i thought of you =p
: Laura : =))))))))))))
: brandonandallie4eva : brandon: 14/m/ga allie:13/f/ga
: SexayBot : aw
: SexayBot : give em a year
: flugger : they are in ga
: flugger : so ya
: flugger : in a year they will be paretns
aw! haha
: bullhead : I'm just kidding
: bullhead : jesus
: bullhead : change your tampon
* h3x stares
: h3x : hahah
: pepper : tampon is for whores and guys who like disposable butt plugs
* bullhead sticks it in AnalPrincess1's butt
: MentallyDark : just how dom likes it
: bullhead : hahaha
: bullhead : I like giving not receiving
: MentallyDark : except he usually receives
: MentallyDark : damn
: AnalPrincess1 : so... Bull you are like gay?
: MentallyDark : not that i would know from experience or anything
: MentallyDark : he's half gay i guess
: Ambrosia : but you watch alot of porn
: Ambrosia : so you can learn from there
: Ambrosia : ;)
: bullhead : no
: bullhead : I'm not gay
: bullhead : are you a guy?
: bullhead : if so
: bullhead : then eww
: flugger : its been a long time since I have been in a queen
: flugger : ..sized bed.
: flugger : harr
* supa batts his eyes
: flugger : oic
* flugger bats at your balls like a cat
: supa : HAHA
: supa : rawr
* supa kneads your balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
* flugger extends claws
* flugger bats
* supa shreaks
: flugger : haha
: supa : i was watching this show
: flugger : can you actually imagine that ?
: supa : and this guy was talkin about how he fell asleep in his boxers
: supa : and his cat attacked his dick
: flugger : a cats claws diggin into your bag
: flugger : ugh
: supa : i was like owie
: supa : haha
: flugger : yeah thats horror
: flugger : claws piercing the yam bag
* flugger shudders
: supa : yam bag
<3 midnight convos
: clint : IF I GET IT HARD IT'LL BE 1.5 INCHES
: Rap_D : well mm i usualy have sex for 2 minutes
: Rap_D : =/
: Purple_Rabbit : 11? D you are 11?!
* Rap_D is a transexual
: Rap_D : yup
* Rapper_D unstraps his bra =/
: Laura : sexactly!
: Laura : =D
: alicia : :o
: Laura : a sexy lil typo if i do say so myself
: alicia : i'ma say fuck a doodle doo
: alicia : it'll be my word of december
: Laura : hah
: Laura : i wanna dildo now
: Laura : an i wanna name it doodle doo cuz of u
: alicia : ?!
: alicia : haha
: alicia : you're gonna have to quote yourself now
: Laura : man
: CPE1704TKS : I am by FAR thee stupidest most ugly person in here and NOBODY can deny me that truth.
: supa : the other day i was in teh grocery store with a friend of mine
: supa : this white chica
: supa : and
: supa : we were shoppin n shit
: supa : and this black guy comes up and is like
: supa : PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARENT TOGETHER!!!
: supa : i was like.. we arent?
: supa : and he was like GOOD! I HAD ME ONE OF THOSE AND THEY ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE
: flugger : :x
: supa : WHITE WOMEN ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. YOU DONT NEED ONE. NEVER DATE A WHITE WOMAN.
: supa : i was like RAAAHAHAHAH
: flugger : lolol
: flugger : she must have called the cops on his crack business
: supa : i was like no problem homie
: supa : i know they are
: supa : and like every once n a while
: supa : he would pop up on an isle
: supa : and be like
: supa : YOU SURE YOU ARENT TOGETHER?!?!?!?!
: flugger : hah
: supa : im supprised he didnt try to sell me a bean pie and try to school me on the white devil
: supa : haha
: supa : mmmm bean pie
: flugger : lol
: supa : they are good
: supa : hehe
: supa : ... helping himself to another ear of corn from the steamy bowl..
* supa 's eye twitches
: flugger : everytime I touch my keyboard theses a new something to wipe off
: supa : so i was at the bank today right
: supa : and it was EXTREMELY busy
: supa : i stood in line for like 30 mins
: supa : well there was this hispanic guy in the line next to mine
: supa : and he got his money
: supa : and he was like gracias
: supa : and the bank teller was white
: supa : well she looks back and is like GRACIAS! HASTA MENUDO!
: supa : > :|
: Laura : wtf
: Laura : isn't tha
: Laura : food?
: Laura : or am i stupid
: Laura : still stupid tho
: supa : lmao
: supa : its food
: supa : he was like O_O
: Laura : SEE
: supa : and i was like RAHAHAHAHA
: Laura : I KNEW
: Oliver : today i used the toilet while standing!
: Oliver : ty =D
: Oliver : another step towards manhood.
: supa : ali should wake up
: Sir_Edward_Figaro : I doub't she's asleep yet
: Sir_Edward_Figaro : I could go wake her up if you want to talk to her
: supa : haha
: supa : you think that would go over well?
* Sir_Edward_Figaro teh shrug
: supa : LE SHRUG
: supa : you should go and jump ontop of her
: supa : and flop around like a fish
: supa : and then be like
: supa : omg thats from yonv
: bass_girl : oh... hits hand... Ha, i played 'slaps' today... my hand got red.
: bass_girl : umm.... what are we talking about? im just going to sit over there and sing to myself... actually i wil play the bass... (bass meaning guitar, not fish)
: flugger : SHE'S CHOP'IN BROCCO-LAY
: flugger : CHOP'IN BROCCO-LAY
: flugger : SHE'S CHOP-EAH-UN!
: binitza : No ur cum tastes like pennies, remember mika?
: MEEKS : It does?
: MEEKS : I must be getting too much iron
: binitza : remember u told me once..
: MEEKS : Hmm, I must have just been assuming
: binitza : like years ago when we were together
: MEEKS : Because of course i've never sampled my own semen
: binitza : suree
: Kasey : hate getting out of the shower in freezing
: manshoon : i hate that too kas shrinkege
: Laura : =|
: Laura : inverted?
: manshoon : look like an eggcorn
: YellowJellyBean : TY TY TY U STUPID COUGHING SHITS
: flugger : I like the gay guys with vaginas
: supa : i like straight guys with vaginas
: SexayBot : gay guys with vaginas
: SexayBot : so u like guys with vaginas tha like other guys
: SexayBot : thas hot
: supa : hmmm
: flugger : something like that
: supa : jeff would u fuck a guy if he had a vagina?
: supa : haha
: SexayBot : obviously!
: SexayBot : thas wha hes sayin!
: flugger : btu you've successfully confused me
: flugger : so I will stfu
: Lisa- : i came because laura posted something on myspace about where the hell are you woman type thing
: Lisa- : and then i remembered you all existed
: Lisa- : not that i *really* forgot
: Lisa- : well, yes, i did.
: Lisa- : but now it's all coming back to me
=O
: MEEKS : Ugh, secure your reproductive organs!
: supathinkinwalk : TWO IN THE PINK
: supathinkinwalk : ONE IN THE STINK!
: Brandi : ¿Hey, cualquier individuo caliente desea al cyber a muchacha realmente caliente?
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<3 ali
: colie : yall are jeliouse cause my live is WAY better then urs
* MyPenisIsShapedLikeASpoon is now known as MEEKS
: zig_zag[restroom] : holy crap!
* zig_zag[restroom] is now known as zig_zag
: zig_zag : i just flooded the toilet , i only had to piss
why do they share such things?
: lexxy : any body on here been spanked by there parents i need some advice press 555 if u an hlp
: iluvchrldrs : any FEMALES females only want to hear my 100% TRUE story of how I was molested?
what in the hell?
: Shallow : Oh, you better believe that shit is hairy. Diseased, yeast infected, navy snatch.
* alicia courtney love clothes fallin off drunken flops on yonv
: Malichai : Is it bad to have a script that's 60 MB's big? with 394 variables?
: Kylie : GAH
: Kylie : U FREAKIN TARD QUlN
: Kylie : I SAID THAT
: Kylie : SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT!$#@~
: QUlN : YOU MOTHER
: Kylie : U WISH
: QUlN : IM LICKING YOUR SHAFT IN PRIVATE
: Kylie : I SAW
: Laura : i used to point out to my dad.. that his.. thing.. was..hangin outta his undies
: Laura : so my mom actually sowed up the holes when i was lil
: Laura : =|
: spindrift : My mom pointed that out to me once
: Ev0luTioN : i swear my penis is out of the front hole more than it is in..
* Laura looks at ishay
: spindrift : She's like "it's something you have to worry about when you're well-endowed" "WHAT" "It's nothing to be ashamed of, women appreciate it" "I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS"
: Laura : k how old were u?!
: Ev0luTioN : parents discussing sex is odd..
: spindrift : This was like a few months ago
: starfruit : Adam did your mom tell you that you have a big penis?
: starfruit : lol
: spindrift : Yes
: spindrift : Repeatedly
: starfruit : lmao
: Kasey : ..
: spindrift : And if my mom says it, it MUST be true
: Guest55450 : i love u laura fuk me i want to lick ur fanny then stick my dick in it over and over again i have a stiff 4 u laura
javas scare me =(((((
: supa : im not a joke
: supa : :(
: supa : im racist
: supa : but not a joke
: supa : haha
* h3x pats yonv on tha back
: h3x : ur brown bruh
: h3x : thas joke enuff
: supa : haha
: h3x : harrrrrrrrr
: moonman : the fabric on my underwear that's against my crack looks like one of those shapes on an ink-blot test.
: SexayBot : orgasming is ew?
: Emma_14 : yes!
: A||adin : anyone seen my chimp Abu?
: A||adin : I wanna spank my monkey
: alicia : are you really that bored?
: A||adin : yep
: alicia : sad
: alicia : wanna come work for me?
: A||adin : Wanna ride my magic carpet?
: TexXxaS : when i got on e-harmony
: TexXxaS : i found the love of my life
: TexXxaS : but she was a tranny =/
: TexXxaS : so i stopped using that crooked shit
: TexXxaS : hopefully what i said will make laura's quotes
: TexXxaS : but prolly n ot
: alicia : haha this guy that comes into my store for loans has like 9 different online personals charged on his atm
: alicia : in 1 month i was like :o
: TexXxaS : hahaha
: ConcreteAnge| : adam has a raindeer fetish
: ConcreteAnge| : :ox
: sexybebe : any hot guys got a webcam wanna show me thei ****?
: sexybebe : can i see some **** on webcam
: Chooksta : some....?
: sexybebe : i wanna see some guy jerking off
: Chooksta : eeew
oh baby
: chupa : dons sister is hot
: chupa : minus the face pubes
: boy_named_bannana : hello my name is bannana, i like peanut butter, wanna dance
: alicia : i don't know wny people can't type when they're drunk
: alicia : it's not like it's that hard
: Laura : u drunkkkkkkkk
* Laura points
: alicia : I'M NOT DRUNK
: Laura : wtf is yonv i want him to see this lol
: Laura : yes u rrrrrrrr!!!!
: Laura : see this is what i went thru last week!
: alicia : i'm not drunk :(
* Laura pets
: alicia : WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID NO
: alicia : I ONLY WANT WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU
* Laura blinks
: alicia : lol dan's making fun of me
: alicia : :(
: Laura : haha
: Laura : aww
: alicia : cuz i hvae to fix my spellins
* Laura hits dan
: Laura : tickle her for me plz
: alicia : he's layin on the floor
: alicia : like lhao
: alicia : get it
: alicia : OHHH
* Laura raises an eyebrow
: alicia : er
: alicia : roflhao
: Laura : wow
: Laura : lol
: alicia : rolling on floor laughing his ass off
: alicia : oh ok
: alicia : sorry i had to change my clothes
: alicia : cuz i got water on my shirt
: alicia : and my shirt was wet
: alicia : and lex was like OMG I'M COMIN HOME AND I'M BRINGIN LIKE 5 PEOPLE
: alicia : and i was like OMG LETS HIDE THE LIQUOR
: alicia : cuz i don't want to share :|
: alicia : oh man i talk too much
hehe!
: alicia : i'm a lil drunk
: alicia : hehe tha talmost came out trunk
: Wil : I had surgery 3 weeks before my surgery
: Lisa- : dammit i had like 15 minutes to come to visit and most of the people i came to visit are dead
: manshoon : im not dead
: Binitza : and burried in my backyard.
: manshoon : just in my pants
: alchi_babe : im 14 rele hot n experienced
: ConcreteAnge| : shh don't tell my parents i have a pinguin outta wedd-lock
: Laura : =O
: Laura : tell em its a puppy in a suite
: Laura : -e
: ConcreteAnge| : lol
: Erosion : puppy in a suite...
: Laura : suit
: Laura : =\
: Erosion : a metaphor for contraception!
* ConcreteAnge| falls over laughin
" Malichai - Can someone tell me who da hell is rick james ?
: cHaOs : everyone needs a penis!!
: Ambrosia : there's gots be something that gets that goat all hemed up
* deadsoul steals Dave's silk panties and puts them on
: lil_pregnant_girl : i'm 15 and he was about 24
* OVERRIDE yeah im lookgn around dis ma fuck club.. nigs loking over here taking dat sht.. need to get some straighten done indis ma fuck..
: TheRealDenial : yea man like Yo G unit dem som fly kicks
: OVERRIDE : ..
: OVERRIDE : white people..
: OVERRIDE : ;)
: TheRealDenial : yea those wanna bes
: TheRealDenial : we be tight nigga
: OVERRIDE : O.o
: OVERRIDE : ..again
: OVERRIDE : white people..
: OVERRIDE : people like you make black ppl hate whte ppl
: OVERRIDE : Do white people fav
: OVERRIDE : stfu
: OVERRIDE : nah foolin
: OVERRIDE : ;)
: TheRealDenial : hey man dont hate the playa hate the game
: OVERRIDE : ..look damn it
: YellowJellyBean : meanie
: YellowJellyBean : how old are u?
: YellowJellyBean : u act 12..
* zig_zag runs
: zig_zag : 12
: YellowJellyBean : liar..lol
: zig_zag : duurrr
: calisurfdude : did u hear i got a gf
: calisurfdude : im doin good... i got this super sweet gf
: Rachey_BRB : lol
* Rachey_BRB shakes her head
: calisurfdude : what shes awesome
: Rachey_BRB : she is not lol
: calisurfdude : ur just jealous
: calisurfdude : lol
: Rachey_BRB : lol
: Rachey_BRB : lol
: calisurfdude : like insanely hott
: Rachey_BRB : how do u know?
: calisurfdude : like super insanely hot
: calisurfdude : she told me
: Dave : I want to be stuck up someone's ass :/
: cHaOs : wow my sock is getting pretty hot already
: Binitza : haha
: Binitza : does it smell?
: Wil-PeopleSuck : Laura.. you evil lil girl
: Laura : wha
: Wil-PeopleSuck : Quoted me :\
: Wil-PeopleSuck : hah
: Laura : mhm
: Wil-PeopleSuck : lol
: Wil-PeopleSuck : I feel special
: Wil-PeopleSuck : :p
: alicia : i get quoted a lot lately :\
=D
: chupa : aww
: chupa : i'm only on 3 times
: chupa : sux
: alicia : that's a dumb quote that you quoted :| haha
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)