Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
11/02/04
: CircleJerks : I had a dream i was fucking a cow
: CircleJerks : =)
: flugger : who wants to pay to see two fat guys fuck each other in the ass?
: flugger : omg
: flugger : *gets wallet*
: Shallow : Dood, do you realize how weird it would be if we all just appeared in the same room together... At least one of us would be waiting for someone to start humping someone.
: Shallow : .........
: Spindrift : haha
: Shallow : And then in a nervous twitch.
: Laura : haha
: Shallow : We'd all hump each other ravenously.
: flugger : my room is like a cheap motel
: SexayBot : yes it is
: flugger : and yours is high class brothel
: flugger : actually no
: flugger : I am just a very polite young man.
: SexayBot : um
: SexayBot : ....
: flugger : haha
: flugger : stfu!
: Malichai : Which is better... Shitting out Barbed Wire or shitting out Glass ?
: ZombieWhore : Sucking all the snot out of a dog's nose until his head caves in...
: Distroey : i don't drink
: Distroey : i'm just a dork
: yourguy69 : ANYONE HAVE A YAHOO SCREEN NAME?
: Guest8748 : MEEE YOUR GUY I DO
: Guest8748 : PM ME PLZZ
: yourguy69 : what is it?
: Guest8748 : 1SEC ILL PM U
: yourguy69 : u cant
: yourguy69 : im not on my yahoo
: yourguy69 : this isnt my yahoo sn
: mastaking : Hey TONY! i like the things u do... Hey TONY! i wish i could be u.. ur the one and only tiger with the one and only taste, FROSTED FLAKES, their more then good their GREAT!
: i_hate_humans : nyggrs????????????????????????
: Laura : ur slow aren't cha
: i_hate_humans : me????
: BallJuice : but have to go to the bank
: BallJuice : in like
: BallJuice : 15 minutes
: BallJuice : get that moneh
: BallJuice : for my honeh
: BallJuice : unf unf
: BallJuice : pay her
: BallJuice : to have sex with me
: BallJuice : MMMm~Mmmmm
: Laura : ..
: Laura : I KNEW IT
: flug : !~ Avril Lavigne - Take Me Away(Live Acoustic) : 01:36 of 02:56 : 192kbps : 152/4023 ~!
: flug : I CANT HANDLE THIS CONFUSION
: flug : IM UNABLE
: flug : COME AND
: flug : TAKE ME AWAYYYYYYY~YY!
* flug sings~
: flug : weee
: SexayBot : ....
: flug : ....
: supa : that reminds me of a horrible dream i had like 2 days ago
: supa : ...
: supa : that im not gonna talk about
: supa : haha
: flugger : lol
: flugger : how did it taste ?
: supa : well i might as well
: supa : see i was goin down on this chick
: supa : and then i noticed she was a tranny
: supa : ya know.. somehow i just overlooked the whole cock or something
: flugger : :x mhm
: supa : and then when i was like OMFGWTF
: supa : she shot a wad in my throat
: supa : and then i was throwing up
: supa : and then i started making out with monica keena
: supa : haha
: supa : that was my getting sick dream
: flugger : okay, I am not saying another word in here...so Laura can quote that more easily.
so kind!
: SexayBot : hahah
: SexayBot : u had a dream
: SexayBot : of a tranny
: SexayBot : hahaha
: supa : haha
: supa : stfu!
: flugger : ROFL
: SexayBot : HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
: supa : i was JUST thinking
: supa : about how that was gonna come back n bite me in the ass
: flugger : and he tasted the sperm
: SexayBot : hahaha
: supa : and then you said something
: SexayBot : HAHA
* SexayBot dies
: flugger : I told you.
: supa : lmao
: supa : how in the hell did she find that?
: SexayBot : u say my name
: SexayBot : she will find it
: SexayBot : =)
: flugger : ;))
: supa : haha
: flugger : Someone musta said her name
: Kasey : i swallow too :(
: downgrade : haha
: downgrade : eye know
: Kasey : right laura?1
: Laura : yep
: downgrade : gargle?
: Kasey : only when its salty.
: GivingSeanHerpes : cootie boy
: GettingKaseysHerpes : NA UH
: GettingKaseysHerpes : CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT
: GettingKaseysHerpes : NOW I GOT MY COOTIE SHOT
: GettingKaseysHerpes : !
: GivingSeanHerpes : DOT DOT
: GivingSeanHerpes : lolol
: acidklown : She's got a bad case of omgmytittiessagtomyknees disease.
: clint : if my dick is bigger when it's soft
: clint : :\
: clint : more effective too
: clint : laura
: clint : i have a problem
: SexayBot : i know sweetie
: clint : :\
: clint : yes
: clint : short
: clint : fat
: clint : bald
: clint : and.... reversed boner
: SexayBot : hahaha
: SexayBot : love u
: clint : bah
: clint : you only love me cause if i try to seduce you, i cant keep it up
: clint : :\
: Stephanie- : reversed boner....neat
: SexayBot : haha
: SexayBot : yep
: clint : when i get a boner
: clint : it shrinks
: clint : :\
* clint sighs
: clint : on top of being short, fat... and BALD
: clint : :\
: Guest55721 : where do peanuts come from?
: Joye : When two cashews really love each other...
: Laura : u guys suck btw
: Kasey : swallow sometimes too
: Kasey : <3 hashbrowns
: Kasey : i could live off them
: Kasey : but we call em fried potatos here
: Kasey : :/
: acidklown : They're called Hashbrowns!
: Kasey : NO
: acidklown : YES
: Kasey : NO
: acidklown : Ok probably calls Hamburgers "Fried Cow"
: acidklown : right?
: Kasey : id deck u right now
: Shada : my son is playing with his peepee
* Shada smacks herself in the head
: Shada : he's 2 1/2 and figured out it gets hard
: acidklown : Shada, my son is 11 months and plays with his.
: Laura : but he learned by example sean
: Shada : yah.... tyler used to just "play" with it
: Shada : that changes..
: supa : will you kneed my balls like 2 hardboiled eggs in a tube sock?
: supa : how fucking DARE you
: supa : just leave me like that
: supa : i raise your goddamned kids and take care of your hosue
: supa : cook you dinner
: supa : and you just fucking close your connection on me?
* supa flip kicks
: supa : oh bebbeh
: supa : even tho u dont talk
: supa : i cant stay mad at you
* supa puts on that lil red thing that you like
* Indubitably-Injurious is now known as Hot-12-yr-old-girl-crying-now
: chefaliboyardee : i should ditch sewin
: Therm : i would say so
: chefaliboyardee : and read cosmo
: chefaliboyardee : :o
: supa : haha
: supa : cosmo is where i learned to be so amazing
: chefaliboyardee : haha
: chefaliboyardee : for sure
* supa makes his tongue do olympic gymnast shit
: chefaliboyardee : all it is is sex tips
: Laura : mhmmmm
: chefaliboyardee : and girls with stds that are like "it burns when i pee what's wrong"
chefaliboyardee : i never get quoted it's k
: Kasey : waste my energy on stupid people, like today.
: Yo_Stupid : u talkin to me?
: sup_ladies : pm me if ur a single lady lookin for a boyfriend
: Guest83852 : my name is jessica not guest ok computer
: Laura : so small peniseseses.... r a common thing there
: Ev0luTioN : Laura: yea.. PA's genetic trait is a small unit..
: Kasey : pa
: Kasey : lol
: Kasey : word.
: Kasey : would mean aj is lacking.
: Ev0luTioN : Laura: its not the size of the penis, its the way you sign your name..
: Laura : right......
* Ev0luTioN nods..
: Laura : sure........
: Kasey : you killed it
: Kasey : :/
: Ev0luTioN : aka.. a pathetic excuse for those with small penises to still have a slight bit of pride..
: Aaron` : Its pretty big and hard
: v0rt3x : my uncle did a road trip years and years ago
: v0rt3x : met a chick
: v0rt3x : did a nascar "splash n go"
: v0rt3x : an ya
: Aaron` : I hate it when somethings like 6 inches in front of me and Im lookin everywhere =\
: Diamond : no comment
: Kasey : whole new meaning to right under your nose.
: MyBirthdayIsInSixDays : well i told you to get that fucking pump a dick but damn
: Ottis : I am STD free, any girls want to get it on?
: indubitably-Injurious : aren't you lucky :(
: Laura : last night..
: Laura : im all tryin to fall asleep
: Laura : eyes shut tight
: Laura : i have this thought about a ghost for some damn reason
: Laura : n suddenly theres this BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ass light in my room
: Laura : a big ol flash
: Laura : scared the crap outta me
: Laura : 3 secs later i hear thunder lol
: Kasey : was boston on tonight?
: solarx : boston?
: solarx : a person or?
: Kasey : ya likeee
: solarx : like did a city come online
: Kasey : baseball?!
: camguy : I AM EXTREMELY HORNY AND MY DICK IS HARD I HAVE A WEBCAM AND IS LOOKING FOR A HOT HORNY GIRL WITH A CAM SO WE CAN CAM 2 CAM I WANNA BLOW MY LOAD SO HORNY! P2P OR ADD horny_teen_69@hotmail.com
: ub3r-n00b3h : PLEASE SOMEONE FLIRT WITH ME SO I CAN TELL ALL MY "RL" FRIENDS (that means the kid on the bus that I talk to even though he doesn't say anything to me) THAT I GOT A CHICK THAT LIKES ME!
: ub3r-n00b3h : Hey, any chicks in here wanna' get down and angsty?
: Laura : u can't even get a girl to flirt wif u
: ub3r-n00b3h : TOUGH TITTIES.
: Laura : how u gonna expect that
: ub3r-n00b3h : Sorry.....I'm a bit off tonight.
: Laura : question of the day: why are boys weird
: Laura : any takers?
: starfruit : because they're aliens?
: flugger : Because they are smarter than females.
: alicia : that's my ringtone
: EmAnOn : i use to love that song
: alicia : and everytime it rings i just sing along
: alicia : and dont answer my phone
: alicia : haha
: alicia : and then call em back
: rebldomakr : yeah because the13dead sucks dick, and i don't :/
* the13dead is licking balls as we speak
* Laura looks at her neighbors
: Laura : on the other i have the toy story gay couple
: Laura : wee
: Laura : one looks EXACTLY like buzz light year
: Laura : =/
: Kasey : buzz light yr
: Kasey : lol
: Laura : serious!
: Laura : n his bf is like
: Laura : woody
: Laura : no pun intended
: Kasey : ROFL
: Laura : =|
: Kasey : hahaha
: flugger-a : *points to his pork tenderloin*
: flugger-a : MMmm
* h3x raises his eyebrow
: h3x : they come that small?
: dirtyblonde : EVERYONE.. IM BI.. ANDI NEED SOME HOT LESBIAN SEX.. TALK 2 ME
: A`Sneezing`Cow : 50 cents
: A`Sneezing`Cow : come on
: A`Sneezing`Cow : you can make 5000 times that much on the street
: cHaOs : do as laura says, not as she does
*nod*
: Herillio : *sigh* at least *my* porn only involved stick people
: Anime_Dude : n1x u fucking jewish basterd by and damn chance r u like 6? y dont u go fuck ur jewish parents and go celabrate hunnikah with them and fuck ur dog in the ass u perverted jew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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: flugger : I want to suck your dick. No strings no hassle. I am a white, college educated man in my thirties who to be honest has always been more excited by men than I was comfortable with. I am facinated and aroused by the idea of being a suckslave. I want to be obedient, and discreet as I get on my knees and suck on your cock until I drink your hot load of cum. I am not experienced at being fucked, but if you want to bend me over and fuck m>>
: flugger : *stares*
: Vipe : this sucks
: Vipe : i dont have nail polish remover and i gotta go to work in two days lol
: Laura : eh?
: TheRealDenial : Aj
: TheRealDenial : i told that girl to dress up as a maid and do my laundry
: TheRealDenial : and she was like a french maid
: TheRealDenial : and i think she wants my penis
: TheRealDenial : k thanks
: TheRealDenial : arnt you proud of your little brother
: alicia : i have scrotum bookmarked on ebay
: alicia : electronic pump with scrotum enlargement
: sup[a] : im gonna walk around in my boxers eating chicken.. and im gonna be like.. what up nephew
: sup[a] : witha doo rag on
: sup[a] : and some tuble socks
: sup[a] : with house shoes
: flugger : but then my cock leaks
: cHaOs : in my religion, i'm gonna have a good and bad too, but i'm gonna call my good guy
: cHaOs : 'super-cool man'
: cHaOs : and i'm gonna call my bad guy
: cHaOs : 'nasty evil bastard'
: TelaMaFone : say dick
: flugger : I like dick
: flugger : ;
: flugger : ..
: flugger : NO
: TelaMaFone : =(
: flugger : no.
did he mean no to quoting?
: solarx : sigh
: ub3r-n00b3h : Oh come on solarx, you could at least make that an action.
: ub3r-n00b3h : ;)
* ub3r-n00b3h sighs
: ub3r-n00b3h : I love actions...
: solarx : not sure how to do actions
: solarx : or i would have
: solarx : * soalrx sigh
: ub3r-n00b3h : Heh, /me action
: solarx : can't even spell my name right friend
: solarx : /me sigh
: ub3r-n00b3h : ....
: ub3r-n00b3h : Errmmm....
: solarx : /me slaps ub3r-n00b3h around a bit with a large trout
: ub3r-n00b3h : No space.
: solarx : whats space
: ub3r-n00b3h : /me a;sldfkj
: ub3r-n00b3h : Hah.
: ub3r-n00b3h : Okay, good.
: solarx : /me a;sldfkj
: ub3r-n00b3h : I got it now.
: flugger : I dont want to have gay sex Laura
: Dia[packinmorecuzisuck] : AN ME NOT TO QUOTE AHHHH
: flugger : :((((
: flugger : OMG
* Dia[packinmorecuzisuck] dies
* flugger does back flips
: flugger : nah
: Dia[packinmorecuzisuck] : ..
: Dia[packinmorecuzisuck] : haha
: flugger : we've been doing it in PM lately
: flugger : I mean
: Dia[packinmorecuzisuck] : =O
: flugger : ~whistle~
: solarx : can't you guys spam about being cheerleaders and giving head or something
: solarx : don't ruin #teenchatz
: Indubitably-Injurious : i'm about to commit suicide... but i save a lot of money on my car insurance thanks to geico
: alicia : wtf dan just goes "mooselyyy i'll eat your faceee with a side of chips"
: Cherry_Lips : well Iam a gurl today
: bigbooty : You can beat this pussy my nigga
: Kasey : Oo that was all you.
: flugger : ROFL
: Al^Venom : like i care?
: flugger : I second the not caring.
: Al^Venom : heh
: Kasey : i ditto those two not caring and raise you an i dont give twooo shits.
: SuperNintendoChalmers : After taking a bike ride to cool down, he took a crossbow from the trunk of his car and shot a phonebook "so he could impress his mother with the power of the cross bow," according to a report by Martin County sheriff's officials. He said when she wasn't impressed, he shot her in the chest, the report said.
* Laura sneezes on tha bubblies
: SuperNintendoChalmers : Speaking of which
: SuperNintendoChalmers : I once sneezed while urinating
: SuperNintendoChalmers : Unpleasant that was
: Laura : haha it get everywhere?
: SuperNintendoChalmers : Well I don't usually shake uncontrollably and then dance while urinating
: SuperNintendoChalmers : But yes
: SuperNintendoChalmers : Yes it did
: Ev0luTioN : i'm as horny as you are bored
: rebldomakr : she's so emo her wrists slit themselves
: supa : im so much more important that the fucking phone
: supa : cant you see i have my panties in a bunch
: supa : GOD
: A`Sneezing`Cow : heya hun
: A`Sneezing`Cow : how are you/
: alicia : i have a sinus infection an ear infection bronchitis a touch of pneumonia and am losin my voice today
: alicia : how're you?
: Jacinta : HaHaHaHaHa
: Jacinta : hehe
: rebldomakr : ..
: Laura : u smokin crack?
: Jacinta : bum crack
: Jacinta : hehe
: Tessix : ColdHearted: you should join me in #cybersex, I promise I'll make it worth your while
: JeffMakesMeCryHysterically : ur gay.
: JeffMakesMeCryHysterically : =(
: obscure : harrr
: obscure : so?
: JeffMakesMeCryHysterically : =(
: JeffMakesMeCryHysterically : ur not invited to the wedding
: JeffMakesMeCryHysterically : U CAN'T BE THE FLOWERGIRL NOW
* obscure trots around with his purse
: JeffMakesMeCryHysterically : gay
: JeffMakesMeCryHysterically : =(
* obscure gets a bag to match your weddign dress
* obscure flaunts.
* JeffMakesMeCryHysterically is now known as NevaSpeakinToGayJeffAgain
: jay_16_bi_cam : any 13-25 y/o guys or girls wana cam2cam or chat with a 16/male that has cam??? just pvt me.
: A`Sneezing`Cow : 13-25
: A`Sneezing`Cow : that's quite the span..
: Liliana : ok bye im sorry ThornWithin keep on searching someone to ****
: Jaer : What's 9ers? O_o
: Dia[9ers] : football..?
: Dia[9ers] : 49ers..?
: Jaer : o_O Football?
: Jaer : O_o There's a team called the 49ers?
: Dia[9ers] : ....
: Dia[9ers] : ur so gay
: Kristine : man like nobody has pictures on queenbrat :( I want to see what you all look like.
: supa : :(
: supa : no mouth loving?
: MissTake : No, I just want some dick in my NoNoYesYesJuicyLovin'sPlace.
: MissTake : Hahaha
: MissTake : This conversation just got weird.
: supa : haha
: supa : we should write a book and I just want some dick in my NoNoYesYesJuicyLovin'sPlace can be the title
: rebldomakr : !seen mypenis
: Matty : mypenis has not been seen by me.
: llama_goddess : a sneezing cow- what kind of a name is that?
cuz shes one to talk
: trunksgirl : kkkgurlforeva@hotmail.com
: obscure : I need to put some stink so pretty on
: moonman : tony danza aint got shit on me.
: Alsurfo : This is kind of dum
: Guest99996 : your dum
: Alsurfo : Your Dumb
: Guest99996 : no your dumb
: manshoon : you're
: Alsurfo : Because you spelled dumb like dum
: starfruit : He likes my pussy very much
: starfruit : :D
: kAyleigh : i only passed by sucking my teacher off during detention.
: kAyleigh : [jk...]
=O
: ThornWithin : i don't believe anythin with a vagina
: ThornWithin : and u vagina havin aliens don't believe anything with a penis
* Ryan-Poo`n is now known as ThornWithin
: Diamond : hows ur ass
: ThornWithin : i feel a lil lighter
: Diamond : haha
: Diamond : weigh urself b4 n after don't ya
: ThornWithin : shut up
: ThornWithin : i do..
: nicr_guy : I know the CRIPWALK
: Herillio : you don't need to shower
: NekkidChiCaPoo : yes i do
: NekkidChiCaPoo : =/
: NekkidChiCaPoo : i need to straighten tha hair
: Herillio : just squirt yourself with febreze
: NekkidChiCaPoo : hahah
: NekkidChiCaPoo : EW
: NekkidChiCaPoo : hahah
: Herillio : and break out the hair drier
: NekkidChiCaPoo : tha wha u do!?!?
: Herillio : whadda ya, nuts??
: Herillio : I can't afford febreze
: Oliver : i have no idea why but i have a relatively large erection
: Oliver : this did not happen since late '96
: Oliver : anyone know what to do?
: J--Rok : haha
: J--Rok : poke it
: Oliver : tried, sort of enhanced the problem
: Bubbasue : id' rather get my teeth pulled than have sex
: Royster : i was in my best friends gfs back garden once, n she was all like pretend fainting so i caught her n she was like "err...hold me a little lower, you're holding my boobs" n i dropped her in shock
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: grasshopperus : who wants a 3 hour hungarian genital scrub?
: Hot-Horny-73-Year-Old : lets party ladies! i can go all night!
: Ottis : Ugly chicks rule.
: Ottis : Will someone get me an ugly chick?
* Dia[sittinoutsidefor20min] rules!
: Ottis : Dia rules :)
* Dia[sittinoutsidefor20min] is ugly =|
: ShAdYcHiCk : some of us r naturally sluttly
: MexicanGurl : like u?
: MexicanGurl : ..
: taylor_m : ok so it happend this weekend
: taylor_m : a girl from this room and i agreed to meet
: taylor_m : and we had sex
: taylor_m : it was so wierd
: taylor_m : i mean i had sex b4 its just meeting someone from a web page lol
: taylor_m : u dont know what to expect
: taylor_m : nah forget it your all taking it the wrong way..
: mm : as i got older
: mm : i grew more immature
: BigBoi : i cant spell it cuz im not gay
: BigBoi : unlike u
: board-with-cam : any sexy women in hear
: supa : oh have u seen those halloween costumes
: supa : that are like
: supa : u get in them
: supa : and then they blow up
: SexayBot : eh?
: supa : lemme see if i can find a pic
: SexayBot : they kill the ppl or wha?
: supa : HAHAH
: supa : yeah they explode
: supa : NO
: supa : lmao
: SexayBot : HUH
: SexayBot : haha
: supa : they blow up with air
: supa : haha
: SexayBot : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
: SexayBot : hahahah
: supa : lmaoooo
: supa : omfg
: flugger : Palestinians been wearing them for years
: SexayBot : whoa we can tell whats on my mind
: supa : hahahahahahah
: SexayBot : hahah
: flugger : but the ar elike
: flugger : one use only
: supa : yeah if you heard our phone convo the other night
: supa : while i was gettin gas
: SexayBot : ..
: supa : the guy in the suv next to me was like @_@
: flugger : our convo ?
: supa : yeah when u called me from the bar
: flugger : yeah uhm
: flugger : you might have to refresh me
: supa : oh yeah?
: supa : well u told me you hated me
: supa : ....
: SexayBot : hahah
: supa : and that i was fat and ugly
: flugger : I remember something about your sisters titties
* supa sobs
: supa : haha
: flugger : you forgot 'c dumb'
: flugger : -c
: flugger : ..
: flugger : no
: flugger : fuck that
: flugger : you are 'c dumb'
: supa : oh yeah
: supa : haha
: supa : nah i was gettin gas
: supa : and i was like no no see jeff i own u now baby
: supa : and the guy was like @_@
: supa : and he was tryin to listen all up in my convo
: supa : and i was like when we started talkin thats when i started owning you
: supa : and u were like no when we started fucking thats when u owned me
: flugger : O_O
: supa : and i was like oh so me fucking you wasnt just obligatory
: supa : and the guy was like *STARE*
: SexayBot : hahahaha
: flugger : well I remember saying 'bye baby'...and my friend next to me..
: flugger : "whats HER name?"
: flugger : I was like..
: flugger : "Chris."
: flugger : :|
: supa : HAHAAHAHAHA
: SexayBot : hahah