Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
09/01/04
gee.. can we tell who i been talkin to the past month?!?!?! sheesh..
(SexayBot) or refresh the website n join again..
(HARLEM^KID) what do you mean by refresh the website
(HARLEM^KID)
(SexayBot) press f5
(HARLEM^KID) f5
(SexayBot) ..
(SexayBot) on ur keyboard
(Guest3296) you arte boring i wanna have syber sex *** on
»»» SexayBot kicked Guest3296 (go to #cybersex!)
(GreenEyes) wow.. can't spell "cyber"
(GreenEyes) that's pretty bad.
(SexayBot) wanna siber spence?
(GreenEyes) Lawa.. fo sho.
(SexayBot) *purr*
* GreenEyes gets out the tiger costume.
(GreenEyes) you know I like roleplaying.
(SexayBot) haha
* SexayBot gets out her uh.. jane outfit
* GreenEyes bends down and licks his crotch fervently.
(SexayBot) er
(SexayBot) uh
(SexayBot) hah
* GreenEyes growls loudly.
(supa) cause i sneezed and shot shit on the wall
(KeiRa`) dude... then there would be no more guys in here if u weeded out all the pervs
(CalicoGirl) i have an itchy ***, why must everything itch me?
(supa) u had the jerk off talk yet?
(supa) haha
(flugger) LMAO
(supa) let me do it for you when im there
(supa) i'll be like
(supa) its not normal... your gonna go blind.. and then go to hell
(supa) @_@
(flugger) a visual aid ?
(flugger) lol
(supa) and then i'll be like mm care for some stromboli?
* ub3r-n00b3h sings, "You've got a friend in me!"
(@flugger) I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
(@flugger) Burning them if you aint quick and nimble
(@flugger) I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
(@flugger) And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
(@flugger) I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
(@flugger) Rollin' in my 5.0
(@flugger) With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
* GoodEyedSniper morphs into a wearleapord
(Patchworks) It's 'were' and 'leopard'..igmo..
(FEMale_Casanova) 17~f~md~pix~white~JungleFever~HolLa AtcHa GirL
(downgrade) they'll be all moldy & shit
(KieRa`) haha
(downgrade) ill get food poinsting 7 die
(KieRa`) poinsting?
(KieRa`) heh
(downgrade) lol
* downgrade learns how to spell
(KieRa`) get a good egimication?
(downgrade) wtf is that
(downgrade) lol
(KieRa`) education...
(KieRa`) heh
(downgrade) o
(neoki) how do i chat with my voice
(steffanie) I just farted
(steffanie) and it stinks REALLY bad
(steffanie) excuse me I have to leave the computer for a bit and open a window
(steffanie) gzus
(steffanie) I had to go in the other room
(steffanie) that was the raunchiest fart I've ever smelled
(steffanie) it smelled like a 80 year old dead woman queef
sean is icky =(
(flugger) I dont have any make up on
(supa) HAHAHAHAHAHA
(supa) giiiiirl i aint got my face on
(avrilfan25) ne body want to b bf with a 220lbs gurl
(Jaer) It'd be more like...
(Jaer) Miku tells me to suck it easy.
(Jaer) See?
(Laura) theres a quote
(Laura) lol
(Jaer) And ACTUALLY he says hard not easy.
(h3x) whaaaaaaaa
(Jaer) NO! Don't quote it!
(Wil) HAHA
(h3x) so he does tell u to suck it easy?
(Laura) haha
(Jaer) h3x: NO! HARD!
(supa) (@flugger) I love men
(supa) (@flugger) I am as gay as they make em.
(cuteguyy) ANY GIRLS HERE LIKE WEARING COLORFUL SOCKS A LOT?? WHISPER ME
(GothicPrincess_Buffy) i wanna have sum fun by gettin in trouble withthe copz
(supa) i just looked at lol
(supa) and i was like omg... its a person stickin their hands straight up
* Laura raises an eyebrow
(supa) harr
(Laura) LOL
(Laura) wow
(Laura) um
(Laura) ..
(Laura) listen to tha song
(Laura) n then i'll let u go
(supa) haha
(supa) lol
(Laura) arms up!
(supa) hahaha
(supa) they are like omg stick em up! lol!!
(Laura) hah
(evans) im fluent in the language of stupid
(playa4shoooo) wAtS ReAlLy GoOd RoOm DiS yA GuRl TrIcKy In dA RoOm BuT iM lOoKiN 4 a16-18 dude dats about somethin yadidimean yadidimtalkin bout.but HoLlA BaCk At Ya GuRl......
(happynoodlegirl) and then tim o was like, yeah i have sucked dick before.. but dont tell him i told you that..
(supa) will u hike my legs up and nibble my balls ack?
(Laura) hahah
(flugger) can I bang your ankles agqasint your ears ?
(supa) sure
(Laura) no
(Laura) do his knees
* supa puts his legs behind his head
* flugger nibbles.
(flugger) LAURA
(flugger) CLOSE NOTEPAD
(flugger) NOW>
(supa) hahaha
* Laura sighs
* Laura closes.
* supa lifts up his sack
* supa farts
(flugger) ty
* Laura writes it all down to copy later.
(Laura) np
* flugger flubbles his lips
(supa) O_O
(flugger) Does that tickle ?
(supa) sometimes you make me vomit
(supa) hehe
* flugger tickles your pickle.
(supa) :|
(supa) that just made me make an ugly face
(Gamer_Boy_2) 13 DEAD is a @##$R#E$$#
(Gamer_Boy_2) OR dork
* supa (n00ka@=WM3-3pgsj01-62.nas8.little-rock1.ar.us.da.qwest.net) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
(Laura) where
(Laura) he
(Laura) go
(Laura) damnit
(Laura) lol
(flugger) OMG
(Laura) I WAS TELLIN STORY
(Laura) haha
(flugger) /msg supa You have recieved a server message from flugger. To read type /server read 1.
(flugger) :x
(Laura) LOL
(flugger) /msg RainbowFright You have received a server message from flugger. To read type /server read 1.
(supa) but ppl arent supposed to be mean to me
(supa) they are supposed to love me
(flugger) [3:28:00am] [Exit] RainbowFright [*!*bloodbabe6@=Mjjefe-nuae87z.dialup.mindspring.com] [QUIT: User exited]
(flugger) Your skany ass has also receive a sever message from flugger. To read it type /server read 1.
(Laura) a SEVER
(Laura) msg
(Laura) hahaha
(Laura) my skany ass got a sever msg
(flugger) lol
(flugger) stfu~!
(acidklown) [04:34] -> -rebldomakr- You have received a server message from acidklown. To read type /server read 1.
(acidklown) [04:34] * Joins: RainbowFright (bloodbabe6@=1Wvzqg-drsu59f.dialup.mindspring.com)
(acidklown) [04:34] (big___daddy) whats your favor color
(acidklown) [04:35] (peaches01) let me guess pink
(acidklown) [04:35] * Quits: rebldomakr (~insane@=vRbt78-971-849-967.ph.ph.cox.net) (QUIT: User exited)
(bullhead) yeah but right after I hit enter I'm like "wait.. I just changed server I'm a retard"
(supa) (@supa) if i had a pussy
(supa) (@supa) id be stickin anything that would fit in it
(supa) (@flugger) lol
(supa) • @flugger hands supaa stapler
(supa) • @supa incerts
(supa) • @supa moans
(supa) (@supa) MMMMM YUS
(supa) (@flugger) omg
(supa) • @flugger strokes
(supa) • @supa flexes his pussy n staples some papers
(netterpooh) laura can I lick stuff off yer breasts?
(netterpooh) =/
(Laura) i can die happily now that u have asked
(netterpooh) sweet
* netterpooh marks it in on her calendar
* Laura takes out her breasts for u
(netterpooh) w00
* netterpooh lix different specialties off them
* Laura giggles
(Laura) don't forget my nipplage
* netterpooh takes care of the nippilar region
(Laura) =(
* Laura moans
* netterpooh does it again
(netterpooh) :x
(Laura) my daughta is lickin tha bewbage heheheh
(Laura) =)
(netterpooh) ya know... I dont know how many times I hafta tell you... if ya cant keep it in the pants we gotta at least keep it in the genes
(netterpooh) ;)
* Laura giggles
(Adam) hahah
(acidklown) adam
(acidklown) stfu
(acidklown) I am tryin to get off here
(A`Sneezing`Cow) i licked it off a girls' breast tonight
(A`Sneezing`Cow) i lied and said i missed the salt on the girl's tit
(A`Sneezing`Cow) so i had to lick it again
(supa) hes queen of fire island
(Baby-Smiles04) yal some nasty *** niggas on here just lookin for some ***, if you are like that don't even try to talk to me cause I have to much respect for myself to be talkin to a walkin STD . Mad niggas be ****** every girl they see, some girls need to realize that a boy will say anything to get in your pants
(Stephanie-) my nights so ruined...how ya gonna rape drunk ass high husband?
(alysia14) how do get ur pics added laura
(SexayBot) uh
(SexayBot) its friends of mine
(SexayBot) not just anyone
(alysia14) o kool whatever
(alysia14) like i cant be a friend
(SexayBot) ..
(alysia14) y cant u add me
(SexayBot) cuz i don't know u
(SexayBot) its for friends.........
(SexayBot) i don't become friends with ppl just so they can be on my site
(alysia14) whatever
she went off on me after but i got too lazy to show =D
(SeraphX) im mad at god for giving me erects during class for no
(SeraphX) reason
*** ChanServ sets mode: +v ZasZ
(ZasZ) I'm angry at the world because I have a small penis.
*** ZasZ (ZasZ@207.134.158.TP62=) has left #underthedesk
(Matty) they disabled my acocunt and then said they couldnt re connect it to the 17th, and then they put it on..but it wouldnt connect it wouldnt connect to the remote computer (721) so it took agggeesss
»»» JavaColours Sets +b *!*@=Hlxnof-183-83-286-618.karoo.KCOM.COM
»»» JavaColours kicked Matty (Offensive Language - AutoBan (I||uSio|\| [v5.0]))
(RainbowFright) pearl necklace ?
(RainbowFright) ;)
(Error-n-Logic) No, not a pearl necklace.
(flugger) mhmm
(flugger) well fuck that then
(Error-n-Logic) That is a waste of good cum.
(flugger) Ill just gve you ball googles
(h3x) BALL GOOGLES
(h3x) LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(flugger) hahaha
* flugger rests his balls in her eye sockets
(flugger) mMMm
(flugger) feels coooool
(h3x) LMFAO
(h3x) yea cmon baby lemme just rest my nuts on ur eye sockets pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
* h3x loox at laura
(Dia[painish\lyin-down]) um
* Dia[painish\lyin-down] goes n washes her hair
(Dia[painish\lyin-down]) =P
(flugger) LOL
(flugger) Ball Googles are like
(flugger) OMG
(flugger) the best thing ever
(flugger) cuz
(h3x) loll
(flugger) once you do it
(flugger) then you just start flippin channels
(^griffin^) There were a couple of girls outside my place and they had taken their shoulder straps down to their sides on their swimsuits...I go out and slam the door a little...startle them and down comes the swimsuit
(^griffin^) was quite fun
(Royster) man, formatting 362 gigs takes a long time
(purdyfly253) send my pics back and keep my name out ur mouth and off ur keyboard you punk *** ***** i said im not playin games and im not about dramma **** you play tommany games **** you tired and sure yep we sure do yuo know everything howd you catch us since you know you can see us right now for yuor info there are three peeps here right now so you no what **** you an dif you tojke e serious why you were
(purdyfly253) you punkass biotch *** fake *** punk **** you and ur scary ***
(flugger) I feel dirty
(Dia[game]) haha
(Dia[game]) yeah i would
(Dia[game]) go shower
(flugger) fuck that
(flugger) I used the hose
(v0rt3x) you should make an account that is elbowdeep@queenbrat.com
(greebwee) they should start marketing hand guns as headache releif medicine.
(supa) haha one day i was sittin around
(supa) and my friend vince came out of my room
(supa) wearin my boxing gloves
(supa) and he was like omg we can use these to fist aaron!
(supa) we had this big plan
(supa) to go kidnap him
(supa) and fist him
(supa) and leave him in the street
(supa) haha
(Laura) plz tell me ur kidding =(
* supa blank stares
* Laura cries
(flugger) LOL
(supa) haha
(flugger) *looks around*
(supa) cept
(supa) we were gonna use these fisting toys u can buy at the sex store
(supa) its a fist and a forarm
(supa) like real ppl size
(supa) with a sword handle on it
(supa) haha
(supa) im gonna get a + on one arm and a - on the other
(supa) and be like
(supa) I LIKE MATH NIGGA WHAT?!
(flugger) lol
(flugger) 'ARE WE ADDIN OR SUBTRACTIN TODAY !?!
(supa) haha
(flugger) ADDIN?
(flugger) oh?
(flugger) *right cross*
(supa) hahaha
(supa) I MAJORED IN BEAHAVIOR AND ADJUSTMENT
(supa) *right cross*
(flugger) I jus dont need those ass curly q's wrapping around me stuff
(Technobabble) Laura, you would be so much hotter if you were dumb as a brick
(Laura) hahahah
(Aaron`) thats not nice
(flugger) but so true
(supa) im gonna start a stripper olympic games
(supa) called the Holympics
(flugger) I busted a nut earlier that woulda left a welt
(xxJJxx) i speak italien
(Therm) jason is moody me thinks
(supa) if u were gettin cock blocked by some bitch
(supa) u would be moody too
(Therm) LOl
(supa) i know i would be
(Therm) well i am kinda used to it
(flugger) yonv is being a whiner
(flugger) and I am being a bitch
(flugger) so together we are whiny bitches
(supa) with our powers combined
(supa) we are... WHINEY BITCHES
(SexayBot) it was that tight wet throbbing pussy i heard about wasn't it
i was told to quote myself =/
(solarx) but tomorrow will make him get on all 4's and take a pic of him
(Bianca) i was afraid if i swam in the ocean without a tampon i'd attrack sharks
(h3x) so yea i was sittin there doin my business and i look down at my shorts and theyre nike shorts that i just bought tha other day
(h3x) n tha fuckers r made in malaysia
(h3x) WTF IS THAT SHIT ABOUT
(Sharp_Fang) UR MY GF HOT_BLOND
(Hot_Blond_Canadian_Girl) UR MY BF SHARP_FANG
(Sharp_Fang) cool
(flugfood) She goes down to the local Blub n Grub~
(Stephanie-) im thirsty :D need cool air
(twitch) laura
(Laura) ryan
(twitch) i made your site the homepage at the library today
(twitch) lol
wee!
(Laura) ugh i have so many quotes for next month already i had to start a new txt =/
(alicia) haha
(alicia) don't quote me kthx
(alicia) :P
(supa) did you clip the wire h angin out of his head?
(flugger) you think I am on IRC to just cyber young girls that wouldn't look at me otherwise ?
(flugger) Well, you're right, ut still..
* flugger mumbles.
(Distroey) does the anbesol sting?
(SexayBot) lol
(SexayBot) no
(SexayBot) its tha stuff like
(SexayBot) dentists use
(SexayBot) to numb ur gum
(Distroey) ah
(Distroey) wonder if it makes good lube
(h3x) this fuckin malay is stressin over sum porn like hes never seen sum mammie sacs
* supa puts a staple remover in his vagina
* supa flexes n makes it talk
(supa) RAWWRRRR
(Laura) LOL
(Laura) omg
(Laura) if u had a vagina
(Laura) i'd pay to see tha
(supa) hahaha
(supa) dude if i had one
(supa) it would be all fucked up looki
n
(supa) from me doin shit like that
(supa) (03:16:55) • @flugger sucks on a finger and slides it down his chest~
(supa) (03:17:04) (@flugger) All this could be yours for one low, low price!
(supa) haha!
(flugger) [3:18:13am] @flugger scoots up behind supa
(flugger) [3:18:29am] @supa farts
(flugger) [3:18:50am] @flugger: thast it
(flugger) [3:18:57am] @flugger: clear the pipes babeh
(flugger) [3:19:31am] @flugger sucks on a finger and slides it down his chest~
(flugger) [3:19:40am] @flugger: All this could be yours for one low, low price!
(flugger) [3:20:05am] @supa: 29.95
(flugger) [3:21:18am] @flugger: Thanks for the raise.
(SexayBot) omgggg
(flugger) [3:21:26am] @flugger: I'm not wearing any pants.
(flugger) [3:21:41am] @supa: me either
(flugger) [3:22:11am] @flugger: dig to get jggy wiv mister biggy ?
(downgrade) LAURAAAAAAA
(downgrade) IS
A
(Laura) ..
(downgrade) crrrrRRRRrack
(downgrade) m0nkey
(Laura) woo
(downgrade) thajnk you, drive thorugh
* Laura cracks ur monkey
(downgrade) =]
(OlympicBunny) some males are so stupid
(pirothereal) i aimt
(melissa) i need a new charger
(Laura) uh huh lol
(melissa) i just hope
(melissa) its not the inside
(melissa) of the phone
(Laura) new charger
(melissa) fuck i need to masterbate
(melissa) BUT
(Laura) ..
(melissa) MY batteries are dead
(bullhead) o_O
(melissa) and i dont have any new ones.
(melissa) today is the worst day of my life
(rebldomakr) i look like hitler
(Laura) haha the mustache too!?
(rebldomakr) the mustache fell off :S
(binitza) dia im still trying to scrub ur name off my tit lol
(ColdHearted) california raisins
(ColdHearted) If you're uncircumsised and pump someone up the ass, these are what you'll find under your foreskin afterwards.
(flugger[a]) so if
(flugger[a]) I do your work for you..
(flugger[a]) I can suck your cock as well ?
(supa) OKAY!
(supa) haha
(flugger[a]) GOONEY GOO GOO
(flugger[a]) WHAT A BAHGAIN !
* Rapper_D is against ALL gays + lesbians even tho its secksy
* Laura is now known as PorcupineProstitute
(flugger[a]) if you had as many dicks sticking out of you as you have had in you, you look like a
(flugger[a]) [7:32:40pm] @flugger[a]: I call girls I think are hoes porcupines all the time
(flugger[a]) [7:32:46pm] @flugger[a]: they are like "What!?!?"
(flugger[a]) [7:32:50pm] @flugger[a]: I dont say shit
(flugger[a]) [7:32:54pm] @flugger[a]: unless they prod me
(flugger[a]) [7:32:55pm] @f1re: hah
(flugger[a]) [7:32:56pm] @flugger[a]: then I tell em
ew =|
(SexayBot) what.. they repeat.... a few secs later of silence i unpause.. N THEY THEY KEEP TALKIN OVER N OVER N OVER
(SexayBot) k im done *goes*
(Stephanieeeeee) lol
(Stephanieeeeee) this crackhead moment was brought to u by.....LAURA!!!
(SexayBot) *bows*
(SexayBot) =P
* Stephanieeeeee smiles...crack....it's fun for the whole family
(Sy-) I am having small print in my marriage vowels to cover the eventuality of fatness
(Kloey) saying what?
(Kloey) "You cant get fat."
(Kloey) "Stay away from mcdonalds"
(Sy-) saying if she gets fat, the contract is null and void
(Kloey) hah
(Sy-) icluding pregnancy
(Kloey) ROFL
(Kloey) so youre gonna knock her up n leave eh?
(Sy-) possibly
(Sy-) I am paving the way for a happy marriage
(Sy-) for me at least
(RyanMcNamara) i burned it off kazzaa
(RyanMcNamara) it was good b
(RyanMcNamara) but i got arrested and fined for burning that lalala song
(^FroZen^) ...
(ub3r-n00b3h) Yah, that sucks.
(^FroZen^) talkin outta your *** much?
(ub3r-n00b3h) The police came to my door for that same song, but I just used a gigantic magnet and erased it all.
(RyanMcNamara) yeah but its cool now
(RyanMcNamara) i paid the fine
(^FroZen^) good thinking there ub3r-n00b3h smart man
(RyanMcNamara) im outta juvi
(^FroZen^) ya think?
(RyanMcNamara) lol
(ub3r-n00b3h) Yah, but figuring out a cover story for the huge magnets was kinda' difficult.
(RyanMcNamara) i know
(RyanMcNamara) yeah
(v0rt3x) I should find the article about that teenage boy that died from breaking his neck when he was sucking his own dick and had a dildo up his ass
(supa) i saw this one lil movie thing
(supa) and it was this girl layin on her back butt naked with her legs up
(supa) n nothin looked wierd or anything
(supa) n she was like HIKE HIKE HIKE
(supa) and shot a football out of her shit
(flugger) all this SEX shit
(flugger) what happened to bang bang bang and havin a smoke ?
(h3x) fuckin jean custo ppl thas what happened to the bang bang bang n smoke
(h3x) white ppl got too curious n was like......hmmmmmmm i wonder if this feels good *fists*
(h3x) lmao
(Laura) omg lol
(supa) omfg i spit food
(supa) haha
(Laura) haha
(h3x) LOL
(supa) (@h3x) white ppl got too curious n was like......hmmmmmmm i wonder if this feels good *fists*
(supa) hahaha
(flugger) haha
(flugger) blame it on the white people
(flugger) I see how it is.
(Laura) *checks other*
(supa) hahahahaha
(h3x) loll not a normal fist either a fuckin corky'd out fist
(supa) i bet it was some homies that thought of fisting
(supa) they were like all sittin on the porch
(supa) drinkin 40s
(h3x) smokin buddddddd
(h3x) lmao
(supa) and one of them was like man this bitch was lettin me finger her
(supa) so i fucked around n stuck my fist up in her
(supa) n was like yeah take that fist bitch
(supa) and then one of them told some other ppl
(h3x) lol
(Laura) haha
(supa) n was like man leroy done fisted a bitch
(flugger) hahahaha
(supa) n they was like whaaa?
(supa) yuh he stuck his fist up in this hoe
(supa) and then fisting was born
(Campbell) you get this latexy stuff
(Campbell) and the guy pushes his dick in
(Campbell) and it moulds around his dick
(Campbell) and then you pour some stuff in
(Campbell) and HUZZAH
(Campbell) you have an impression of ur favourite guys dick as a dildo
(flugger) http://www.extremerestraints.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=EC718&Category_Code=&Store_Code=ER&AFFIL=forkbeard
(Laura) thx ima puke now
(flugger) omg
(flugger) http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/NS170.html
(flugger) WTF !?
(Laura) wtf r u on tha site
(flugger) lol
(flugger) I got bounced there
(flugger) and then like
(flugger) yeah
* flugger X's
(Laura) lol
(flugger) I was looking for a leather strap.
(flugger) :|
(supa) AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
(Laura) ..
(supa) its a butt plug that looks like a pig tail
(supa) HAHA
(flugger) lol
(supa) and what the fuck are you looking for a leather strap for?
(supa) freaky ass
(melissa) imma dress up like miku for halloween
(the13dead) why does this girl ask me how to get a guy hard?
(tw1tch) i just look too damn good in eyeliner
* tHePoSSoM sprays himself with febreeze
(Native`Son) lol
(Native`Son) white trash dry cleaning!
(tHePoSSoM) haha
(Katie) the anal is fine.
(flugger) I am busy cybering
(flugger) so I willl just say
(flugger) pfft
(Laura) haha
(supa) haha
(Laura) wif who?!?!
(flugger) someone thats +m
(flugger) so they don't evne know
(Laura) hahahah
(supa) hahahaha
(Laura) n then she -m's n u don't know
(flugger) LOL
(flugger) *orgasms*
(flugger) ~
(flugger) WHAT !?!?
(flugger) uhmm
(supa) LET ME SQUEEZE MY COCK INTO IT
(Laura) i opened it today n was like OMG ICECREAM OMGOMGOMG *squirt*
(Katie) lol
(Katie) ohbabeh~
(Royster) you have an ice cream squirter?
(Laura) pft
(Laura) i squirt for ice cream
(Laura) ^ i wanna bumpersticker
(flugger) I'd get married in a sewer if she said yes.
(h3x) [16:26] (@{SnIPpY}) (sazah): are you female?
(h3x) [16:26] (sazah) yes i am
(h3x) [16:26] (sazah) not everytime
(h3x) [16:26] (sazah) but sometimes
(h3x) [16:26] (@{SnIPpY}) ???????
(ColdHearted) damn pervs downloadin porn from me on winmx
(deadsoul) small evans is owned by Laura
(evans) yes iam
had to keep record of that
* possom is now known as posshootinstuff
(TelaMaFone) i thought tha said pooshootinstuff
* Royster aims and shoots
(Royster) i could do that
(TelaMaFone) hahah
(TelaMaFone) nasty
(Royster) if i smacked my bag hard enough
(TelaMaFone) hahahah
(TelaMaFone) oh god quit
(TelaMaFone) the visual haha
(Royster) splat phweeeeee
(Royster) even better if i'd been eating peas
(Royster) be like a machine gun
(Royster) splat phweeee da dada da da dada
(evans) vigilante: can i shave yer legs with my cat-like toungue?
(TelaMaFone) i gotta bullseye first time i used a gun
(possom) poor bull
(evans) andre is the freshest, hippest, gangstaist wine out
(pimp_mexican) any 14/f/ca?
(JustMe) Drinkin coffee and wondering why im not sleepin at 6am
(Shada) uhm... how wrong is it to have sex with a corpse while its in the morgue? lol
(Shada) even though the chic is dead, can the family still press rape charges?
(Sam) shada- they could file charges for disturbing the peace of the dead, yeah. it's idiotic, but they can do it
(flugger) OKay so..
(flugger) I got this Pizza
(flugger) Chicago style pizza
(flugger) and It takes like 45 minutes to cook
(flugger) and the timer just went off
(flugger) so its doen right ?
(Laura) yes
(Laura) lol
(flugger) Yeah so I open the oven to see how it looks
(flugger) and
(flugger) yeah, I never turn the oven on.
(flugger) :|
(supa) haha
(Laura) ..
(supa) u twat
(Laura) good twat
(flugger) so
(flugger) now its gonna take another 45 minutes
(flugger) :|
(flugger) SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(rebldomakr) [01:23:35] biboy : hi guys i am 14 and i need a guy to help me learn hoe to masturbate
* all_guyz_r_jerks is now known as i_luv_my_attitude_problem
* i_luv_my_attitude_problem is now known as hot_n_wet
(flugger) You are just like a dainty littel girl trapped in a big dicked body.
(flugger) [6:08:55] •@supa• so now when i get pulled over [6:09:02] •@supa• i do everything but give them a hand job"
(Laura) =O
(supa) lmao
(Laura) wait
(Laura) everything but a handjob
(Laura) so
(Laura) blow jobs u'll do?!
(supa) yeah i dont like my hands to get dirty
(flugger) LOL
(supa) haha
(supa) [: David Banner - Get Down (Ft.Lil Flip & UGK) : 192Kbps :]
(supa) oh shit
(supa) OOHHHSHIT
* supa c wlaks
* supa shoots things
(Laura) uh huh
(Laura) nice avoidin
(supa) haha
(supa) ft ugk
(supa) UUUU GGGG KKKK
(flugger) homo.
(supa) i hate you
(supa) HAAATE
(flugger) <3 !
(The_Devil_Inside) wait
(The_Devil_Inside) I missed a woman putting out fires with her vagina?
(SexayBot) jus cuz i like tha noodle doesn't mean ppl should judge =(
(bullhead) hehe I'm not judging :)
(bullhead) :p
(SexayBot) i know
(SexayBot) but
(SexayBot) but u know!
(bullhead) hahaha
(bullhead) how dare you love the noodle!
(SexayBot) =O
(bullhead) you heretic!
(SexayBot) well its betta than tha taco =/
(bullhead) no way!
(bullhead) I love the taco
(SexayBot) pft
(bullhead) pink taco rocks
(bullhead) :D
(SexayBot) but see
(SexayBot) taco + noodle = me happy
(SexayBot) taco + taco = me sad
* SexayBot nods
(SexayBot) whats betta a taco or a burger
(bullhead) hahaha
(SexayBot) i think a taco
(bullhead) my noodle + taco = me happy too
(bullhead) :p
(SexayBot) haha
(SexayBot) oh we're sad look at wha we're talkin bout
(bullhead) I like tacos more than burgers
* SexayBot nods
(bullhead) hahaha
(SexayBot) burgers r ew
(SexayBot) its like WTF IS THA
(bullhead) yeah eww
(bullhead) hehe
* SexayBot sits n quiets
(bullhead) a chick shldnt have a beef rack on her vagina
(bullhead) ;P
(SexayBot) hahaha
(bullhead) ;D
(SexayBot) mmmm beef
(SexayBot) its whats for dinner
we have issues.
(Artemis) the last horny guy left me alone after i said i was knitting so everyone I am knitting
(BlackKitten) I went to go see how much it would cost to have "Ass Pirate.... Argh." printed on a t-shirt
(BlackKitten) and the lady said that she couldn't do that because it doesn't agree with the church
(BlackKitten) O.o;
(BlackKitten) WTF is up with that?
(supa) omg give me crack!
* supa squats
(supa) haha
(PlayinWifCell) i thought
(PlayinWifCell) u said
(PlayinWifCell) omg give me cock
(PlayinWifCell) n squate
(PlayinWifCell) d
(PlayinWifCell) =/
(flugger) lolll
(supa) OMG!
(supa) haha
(supa) omg give me cock
* supa squats
(supa) i dunno if shes fine
(supa) or manly
(flugger) I CAN kill a bitch.
(steezer) I CAN tax a bitch.
(Distroey) and i can fuck a butch
(Distroey) i mean bitch.
(Distroey) wait i can't
(Distroey) nm
(flugger) [5:24:25pm] @supa: yeah im eatin like mad ammounts of this cheese dip
(flugger) [5:24:34pm] @supa: and i havnt drank anything other than orange juice
(flugger) [5:24:40pm] @supa: and i drank almost a gallon
(flugger) [5:24:47pm] @supa: so yeah my asshole is like WEEEEE *shits*
(BlackKitten) I was sittin' denny's today, and one of the waiters threw a creamer at someone and I threw it back, and it hit him square in the head, and I got a job.
(BlackKitten) :s
(Oliver) how old are you, BluBerriez_N_Creme?
(BluBerriez_N_Creme) 12 going on 13..
she told us earlier she had been usin irc for 9 years after i said i had for 8+
(Slick2k4) THERE ARE GIRLS WHO DO DRUGS...wow
(female_ghetto_pimp) anybody wanna chat to a 13 f texas who is LOOSE snd ready
(Shannon) wtf ive never even heard of egg rolls before now
sad day on the other side of the world =(
(Laura) IM HUNGRY DAMNIT
(Joye) you can eat me if you wish.
(supa) HAHA!
* Laura eats u
(Laura) (Laura) but its good twat
(Laura) =)
(Joye) what!?
(Joye) haha
(Laura) noooothin =)
(Distroey) laura has a good twat?
(supa) HAHA!
(Distroey) or joye/
(downgrade) but id still be scared to be near you with a gun
(downgrade) lol
(TelaMaFone) pft
(TelaMaFone) i grew up in a gun range
(downgrade) lol
(downgrade) you'd prolly shoot my n uts off
(downgrade) lol
(downgrade) 'oops i missed
(TelaMaFone) hahah
(TelaMaFone) who said i was missin
(supa) *leaves*
(flugger) okay kids
(supa) dont fucking leave
(flugger) Daddy is ti ti ~
(supa) jeff
(supa) after all that face i gave u
(supa) :(!
(flugger) lol
(flugger) you didn't swallow it though
(supa) yeah but i rubbed it in
(flugger) you let it run down your jawls
(supa) thats gotta count for something
* supa picks cum balls out of his beard
(flugger) omg
(flugger) /clear
(flugger) /clear
(flugger) /clear
(flugger) /clear
(flugger) /clear
(flugger) /clear
(flugger) /clear
(supa) hahaha
(supa) oh sweet God
(Laura) .........
(supa) i totaly forgot
(Laura) i wouldn't have seen that if i hadn't seen all the /clears
(flugger) ..
(supa) lmao
(supa) haha
(flugger) oh ffs~
(supa) thanks JEFF
(flugger) always MY fault
* supa picks more cum balls out
(supa) GODDAMNIT
(supa) MY BALLS ITCH
(supa) LIKE MAD
(flugger) alright
(flugger) im gone ~
* supa rips them off
(flugger) night guys ~
(supa) nite jefforeah!
(Laura) ni ni cum ball boy
(flugger) ..
(flugger) HE IS THE CUM BALL BOY
(flugger) JESUS
(Laura) pigtails.
(flugger) DO YOU EVEN READ
(Laura) catholic.
(flugger) ;|
(supa) oh whatevah
(Laura) uniform.
(Laura) school girl.
(Laura) bisexual
(flugger) die
(Laura) muff divin
(flugger) in
(flugger) hell
(flugger) ~
(supa) lmao!
(Laura) mmmm
(Laura) girl on girl
(supa) hell doesnt exist
(supa) :\
(Laura) damn i wanna get it on wif a girl
* Laura moans
(flugger) *poof*
* flugger Quit (QUIT: User exited)
too easy
(Meggie) i fukin no how 2 spell dudez, bt every1 xcept u sad dicz typez like dis 2 each ova
(DeepInSupa) 2:29:05am] ø (Error-n-Logic) Topic : ((supa) hey im not gay!(flugger) nor me !(supa) what if someone finds out(flugger) if you dont tell anyone I will suck your cock)
(DeepInSupa) ;|
(Ass`Canal) :|
* SexayBot keeps tha
(DeepInSupa) oh ffs~
(Ass`Canal) God damn you jeff
* supa rubshis cock on jeff's swolen prostate
(flug) carful there are still corn chunks
(supa) omg gross
(supa) haha
(SexayBot) ew
(supa) laura i got hungry
* flug machine guns
(SexayBot) and now?
(SexayBot) haha
(supa) and i ate a can of cream corn
(supa) hehe
* supa scratches
(supa) UGH
* supa cries
(SexayBot) ..?
(supa) nothin
(supa) hehe
(SexayBot) corn itchy?
(SexayBot) drippin out?
(supa) :O
(SexayBot) hardenin up?
(flug) .
(SexayBot) flakin?
* supa gags a lil
(SexayBot) R U FLAKIN AGAIN!?
(flug) Im hard right now.
(SexayBot) corn talk does it for him huh
(flug) not really
* supa rubs an ear of corn on jeff
(supa) mmmm
(supa) haha
(Jeff) SHE WASN"T EVEN ON !
(Jeff) SHE WAS AT WORK
(Jeff) TELLIN MEE~!~!~!!~~!
(Jeff) TO RISE AND FUCKIN SHINE
(Laura) hahahah
(Laura) who
(Jeff) ;|
(Laura) katie?
* Jeff points
(Jeff) MHM!
(Fury) dude! The power just went out in the house and all over the city.
(Fury) everything is off =X
(Fury) fuck its so dark. this fucking sucks.
(Angelic[X]) Why are you still here?
* quit: (Fury) (siren@2c4e124f.19108886.cable.ntl.com) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(Campbell) no more mtbing for me
(Laura) mtbing?
(Campbell) mstrbation
(Laura) haha
(Distroey) lol
(Campbell) im a lefty in that dept
(Distroey) use the other hand
(Campbell) im un co right handed
(Distroey) get an apple pie?
(Campbell) at least doing that sort of task
(Campbell) no? :P
(Distroey) i've always wondered about jello also
(Distroey) but that would get messy quick
(Technobabble) it melts
(Technobabble) trust me, if it's soft, i've stuck my dick in it
* Angelic`Devil np: Alan Jackson - Where Were You [05:03m/56Kbps/22KHz]
(Angelic`Devil) omg
(Angelic`Devil) NO
(Angelic`Devil) ,/clear
(Angelic`Devil) :x
(TwisTed_x___) I cant seem to get warned at all
(TwisTed_x___) I just flooded the fuck out of nickserv
(TwisTed_x___) and didnt get one warning
* Quits: TwisTed_x___ (Anarchist@=GOtogasa-9.229.24.196.Dial1.Detroit1.Level3.net) (Excess flood)
(Katie) LMAO I GOT A NEW QUOTE FOR YOU
(Katie) -02:19:12- [flugger]: haha
(Katie) -02:19:16- [flugger]: I suck shit up all the time
(Katie) -02:19:21- [flugger]: omgosh~
(Katie) -02:19:23- [flugger]: lol
(Katie) -02:19:26- [flugger]: fuck*
.......i love that woman haha......
(flugger) Katie is a big dweeb.
(flugger) :x
(SexayBot) a dweeb who jus quoted u somethin awful =) byeeeees haha
(flugger) LOL
(flugger) I can't win~
(N1X) she's lickin her teets to get suction
(Distroey) i wish i could lick mine =/
(N1X) why?
(Distroey) fourplay before i jerk off
(Distroey) lol
(Distroey) i crack myself up =)
(N1X) u sad sad lonely lil boy
(GodzGift2Nature) i didnt know guyz could be bi
(acidklown) Guney
(acidklown) did you really go to 7-11
(Guney) yes
(Guney) i swear!
* acidklown snickers
(Guney) there, now i swear on the internet
(Guney) this is awesome
(acidklown) Technobabble said I wasn't allowed to go tho :(
(acidklown) you would rape me
(acidklown) so I didn't go
(Guney) omg
(Guney) u didnt
(acidklown) and Guney can I give you a little tip?
(acidklown) like
(Technobabble) oh, he asked why you stood him up?
(acidklown) if you never listen to anyone again, listen to this one thing
(acidklown) ok?
(acidklown) promise me you will?
(Laura) here it comes
(Technobabble) lol
(Guney) dont say something smart
* acidklown winks at laura
(acidklown) oh
(acidklown) I won't
(acidklown) I promise
(Technobabble) lol
(Guney) go ahead
(acidklown) ok..
* Technobabble listens intently
* acidklown primps
(acidklown) hold on
(acidklown) I gotta be cute when I say this
* acidklown puts my lipstick on
(Technobabble) rtofl
* acidklown says in a seductive voice
(acidklown) Guney
(Guney) wut
(acidklown) don't believe everything you hear on the net :)
(acidklown) k?
(Technobabble) "i'm a guy..."
(acidklown) I am a 25 year old dude from north carolina :P
(Guney) too bad cus i never went to 7 11 either lol
* acidklown winks
(acidklown) still wanna buy me that slurpee?
(acidklown) ;D
(rebldomakr) you did too Guney
(acidklown) yes you did
(acidklown) :)
(rebldomakr) you were even feeling bad
(rebldomakr) i have the logs to prove it
(Guney) i swear i didnt
(acidklown) I do too
(Technobabble) i'm not buyin that for a sec, gunny
(acidklown) :)
(Technobabble) you totally did
(rebldomakr) :)
(acidklown) lol
(acidklown) CAUSE IMA SEXY FREAK
(alicia) harr i got quoted
=P
(Royster) (08:55:56p) (Kailo_Ironclaw) Hey, single?
(Royster) (08:56:38p) (Royster) actually i'm triple.
(Royster) (08:57:27p) (Kailo_Ironclaw) Well, I'm just looking for a guy to fuck my friend so I can watch
(^FroZen^) pull yourself together man!
(Jaer) I'm -so- together, girlfriend!
(^FroZen^) together but with a hole in the middle
(SexayBot) hah
(^FroZen^) kinda like a donut
(SexayBot) hes a fruit loop
(SexayBot) i already told him tha
(Jaer) :(
(^FroZen^) haha
(Campbell) HAHAHAHA
(Campbell) Jaer is a frootloop
(Jaer) I'm -such- a FruitLoop... if you even think about it... it's a mini-donut... it's fruity... :(
* Jaer cries.
(Campbell) He'll even tell you he gets punched like one
(SexayBot) tha or cocoa pebbles
(SexayBot) but more of a fruit loop
(Jaer) Cocoa Pebbles are awesome!
* Jaer smacks Laura.
(SexayBot) wha
(Campbell) hahahahahaha
(SexayBot) i was tryin to give u a compliment?
* Campbell dies laughing
(SexayBot) but ok if u think its bad lol
(Campbell) Cocoa pebbles
(Campbell) that reminds me of something
(SexayBot) what comes out after anal?
(Campbell) that usually comes out of the punched donut hole
(SexayBot) =)
(Jaer) Don't talk smack about Cocoa Pebbles!
(A|ucard) l don't suppose you've ever quoted me.
(SexayBot) i stayed up 95+ hours n started seein purple dots =D
(^FroZen^) hey ive hallucinated before, NOT fun
(SexayBot) i was like
(Jaer) Laura: Crackhead. ^^
(SexayBot) o0o0o look at tha perdy floatin dot.....
(SexayBot) nah
(SexayBot) i realized it was time to sleep
(SexayBot) so i slept an hour n woke up feelin damn good
(^FroZen^) i once stayed up for like
(^FroZen^) 8 days
(^FroZen^) i started talkin to ticks
(SexayBot) so u feel me on the dots
(SexayBot) hahah
(^FroZen^) that were not there
(^FroZen^) they even set up a mini tick bar in my room
(^FroZen^) so they could get their drink on
(SexayBot) LOL
(^FroZen^) and not bite ppl
(^FroZen^) then this big *** spider thug showed up
(^FroZen^) and started beating up the ticks
(SexayBot) ur so full of it haha
(^FroZen^) and the little tick police asked me to help catch him
(^FroZen^) no laura im dead serious
(^FroZen^) i was on a hellva lot of meth at the time
(SexayBot) hahahah
(SexayBot) omg thas bad
(^FroZen^) so like
(^FroZen^) i was out in my yard
(^FroZen^) crawling around
(^FroZen^) looking for "big ed" the spider thug
(SexayBot) big ed hahah
(^FroZen^) we had a show down in the bush
(^FroZen^) where i finally stepped on him
(SexayBot) ooooooh damn haha
(^FroZen^) i get back in and all the ticks were like HURRAY!
(^FroZen^) and they threw this bomb as party
(^FroZen^) and then used me as the main course and they all attacked me =/
* SexayBot dies
(^FroZen^) i started wiggin out at that point
3am convos weeeee!
(Kristine) I have a bunch of nude pictures. ;)
(Kristine) but only my mom sees those.
(Laura) miku
(Laura) ima shove a dildo up ur bootay
(Laura) if u dun behave
(miku) that sounds good
* cHaOs hugs google
* cHaOs cheats on his gf with google
(Laura) im not bitchy =(
(Laura) neener
(ludeRaceR) blah
(ludeRaceR) yeah you are
(Laura) lol
(Laura) no im not
(Laura) =/
(ludeRaceR) yeah.............
(ludeRaceR) you are
(Laura) no im notttttttttttt =(
* Laura cries
(ludeRaceR) yeah you arrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee
* ludeRaceR laughs
* Laura beats u
(Laura) NO IM NOT DAMNIT
(Laura) =)
(ludeRaceR) YES YOU ARE!
(Laura) SCREW U
(moonman) whats wrong anyway, did your boyfriend dump you for someone thinner and prettier?
(rhicecold) that's what i was thinking
(Oliver) "someone thinner and prettier" = Oliver
(Guest71090) I've got a crippled boyfriend!
(Guest71090) he broke hius l;eg skateboarding when he doesn't know how!
(^FroZen^) then your bf is an idiot
(Guest71090) yeah pretty much
(evans) it pains me to urinate
(evans) is that bad?
(DopeSickGirl) sorry, i forgot to get tested before i came over last week..
(evans) god damnit joye
(DopeSickGirl) :\
(evans) now what am i supposed to tell my boyfriend
(DopeSickGirl) ill make sure and do that tomorrow
(DopeSickGirl) tell him the same thing you did when we broke your bed
(DopeSickGirl) "it was the dog's fault"
(evans) okie
(supa) hes one of those lame ass pot heads thats done smoked himself retarded
(nephthys) HEY OUDOWM DOO J00 TALX TO THAT CLITSAQ LIQER EDD BEWNM? HE IS THE COOLESST I LOVE THE COMBOOZAQ IN MK#!!!!!!!
(flugger) If I set the away ~ dont come round les s yer gay ~
* flugger rhymes.
(Laura) erm
(supa) haha
(supa) harrr
(supa) dumbass
(supa) i should come visit sometime
(flugger) if this cars a rockin
(flugger) ..
(Laura) he says that
(Laura) after
(Laura) u said....
(supa) STFU!!!!
(supa) haha
(flugger) I hate kissing girls with moustaches.
(supa) hahaha
(Laura) then dun kiss trannys?
(flugger) Thy weren't girls ?
(Laura) eww they weren't?!?!
(flugger) I thought the clit seemed odd shaped.
(flugger) :/
(Laura) =(
(supa) yeah it had a ball sack hangin from it
(supa) kekekeke
(bullhead) trashgirl how many relatives do you fuck?
(acidklown) donm
(acidklown) sh
(trashgirl) with your dad included?
(rebldomakr) hey now, i've ****** bullhead's dad too
(rebldomakr) i'll throw up if you did
(bullhead) I hardly doubt my puerto rican father is related to a white trash hoe
(rebldomakr) i'm not white trash, *****.
(bullhead) hahaha
(rebldomakr) your puerto rican father is going down
(bullhead) I was talking about trashgirl laura
(acidklown) dom, I gotta be fair bro
(acidklown) watch the language
(acidklown) :P
(bullhead) I'll skull **** you with my micropenis
(bullhead) oh
(bullhead) ok
(bullhead) :p
(Ayam-kampung) i've tried to shut the fuck up when i don't have anything good to say
(h3x) we told him to stfu n dont speak unless spoken too
(Erosion) .
(ConcreteAnge|) . (dot)
(Erosion) .
(ConcreteAnge|) .(dot)
(Erosion) .(end of sentence)
(ConcreteAnge|) .
(Erosion) .(period)
(ConcreteAnge|) . (spot)
(Erosion) .(full stop)
(ConcreteAnge|) . (periodness)
(Erosion) .(speck)
(ConcreteAnge|) .(fly pooh)
(Erosion) .(testical)
(ConcreteAnge|) .(aye testicals)
(Erosion) .(pimple)
(ConcreteAnge|) .(freckle)
(Erosion) .(mole)
(ConcreteAnge|) .(lol)
(Erosion) .(wart)
(ConcreteAnge|) .(shannons penis size)
(Erosion) .(my penis size)
(ConcreteAnge|) .(yummy)
(Royster) pair of freaks.
(Royster) :p
(ConcreteAnge|) .(spermies)
(Doom3ingWarheit) .(this isn't funny)
(Erosion) .(is)
(Erosion) .(too)
(ConcreteAnge|) .(freak)
(bullhead) talk nonsense in private?
scary wha boredom n love does to u =/
(Joye) this dood just told me that he pierced his phrenum, and tried to show me sexy pics of it... that i dont think is his real pic
(Joye) all i said was
(Joye) "its, crooked, not the piercing..."
(Joye) he hasnt said anything back yet.
(Adam) Yeah, pierce both your nipples AND your clit and wear a three-way chain
(Joye) i dunno man, im a total fag hag
(Bianca) ....my mom is trying to put the cat in a bag so she can carry it around..
(Distroey) damn i just had one of those wipes that never ends
(N1X) ?
(N1X) that sounds so wrong
(N1X) wtf r u talking about?
(Distroey) wipeing my ass =P
(N1X) bah thats what i feared
(Distroey) lol
(N1X) fucking horrible
* Laura smacks joshy
(Laura) HAHA
(Laura) =P
(^FroZen^) corpse smacker
!
* Laura burps on u more
* ^FroZen^ turns to dust
* Laura gets the broom
(^FroZen^) hate you =)
* Laura sweeps u under tha rug
(Laura) rest in peace my dear friend
* Laura stomps the rug flat
wish i could do tha to lotsa ppl for real =/
* h3x does tha corky walk
* skillet bends over
* h3x breaks it down corky style
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) haha
(skillet) ..
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) ya know
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) i was watchin elvis on tv the other day
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) i think he is where we got c walkin from
* skillet corky shakes ~
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) lmao
(h3x) LOL
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) we just put some thug into it
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) haha
(phroztbyte) WHATS UP HOMEY G FUNK ERROR
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) yeah i wanna have her on top
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) ridin me
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) n have the light out
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) or where its dark
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) and i want to have an air horn under my pillow
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) and when shes really gettin into it
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) im gonna blow it in her face
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) haha
(Laura) omg
(h3x) lmao
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) hahaha
(Laura) omg..
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) ohhh... yes... oh God yes... baby your so good *FWAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*
(PuffTheMagicDragQueen) i got big balls n bullets like baseballs