Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
08/01/04
(bullhead) you know you want my micropenis
(ms_mystery) IT AIN'T ME, IT'S MAH FRIEND
(ms_mystery) N WHAT'S A HARDON??????
(ms_mystery) I'M TALKIN BOUT MAH FRIEND WHO JUST GOT HER PERIOD
(ms_mystery) N SHE CAN'T PEE
(ms_mystery) WHAT, I HAVENT BEEN IN CANADA 4 DAT LONG
(ms_mystery) SOOO........... CAN SOM1 PLEEZ TELL ME WHAT A HARDON IS????????
(Therm) txt me!
(Laura) k gimme .10
(Therm) 10 cents
(Laura) =P
(Therm) txt sex would cost a lot haha
(Laura) yepppp
(bullhead) haha
(bullhead) txt sex?
(bullhead) hahahahaha
(Laura) new concept i hope
(acuteangleofdeath) youve never sheart of txt sex?
(acuteangleofdeath) *heard
(acuteangleofdeath) it goes a bit like this
(acuteangleofdeath) well actually
(acuteangleofdeath) think of AOL sex
(acuteangleofdeath) omghai2u
(acuteangleofdeath) omghai2u2
(acuteangleofdeath) wna fk?
(acuteangleofdeath) k
(Laura) lol
(Laura) dork
(acuteangleofdeath) tks off ur pnts
(acuteangleofdeath) u tk off urs 2
(acuteangleofdeath) wtc wtc
(acuteangleofdeath) err
(acuteangleofdeath) *etc etc
(Kasey) So i dont see this going anywhere besides up your own asshole and i dont feel like following right now so we'll just end this discussion.
(Kara) SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO U SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO U SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO U I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
(^griffin^) uh
* ^griffin^ gives kara a cookie.
(Animosity) And if you're shown pubes, no harm in seeing *** hair.
(cHaOs) okay so what if someone besides me just had their face burnt off and they were yellin cuz someone put mayo on their sandwitch?
(cHaOs) would they be a monster?
(cHaOs) just give the monster his friggin mayo!!
(cHaOs) GEEZUS PPL
(cHaOs) erm..
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKADOODLE DO
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) Somebody give me the plague
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) Now
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) NOW
(Laura) omg u guys
(Laura) this is where i got my belly pierced
(Laura) Body Manipulations has performed many times on the stages of various fetish balls and parties. We have cut people open, hung them from their skin, pierced them with hundreds of needles, and sewn a number of items into their skin
(Laura) *shiver*
(Shada) Sounds like my kind of party
(Laura) hah
(greebwee) here here! sow this beer bottle into my head!
(cHaOs) i'd like to be hung from my skin... just like hellraiser, please
(cHaOs) thanks body manipulations! you totally rule!
(Malichai) Don't you guys just hate it when your piss comes out evily slow and it makes your dick tickle.... >;\
(Bianca) sex is so like pringles
(Bianca) once u pop u cant stop
(mm) I like to suck my own penis
(mm) does that make me gay?
(flugger) I deep throat my penis
(mm) I wish i could suck myself off
(mm) I would be the happiest man alive
(flugger) It doesnt feel all so hot
(mm) oh
(flugger) it just feels like you are sucking dick.
(mm) ew
(flugger) :|
(mm) haha
(mm) fuck
(cHaOs) ahhhhahahah
(cHaOs) i said homer sexual
(Laura) "hey baby... how u doin.. mmm.. yea.. im doin just fine.. mmmmmm... god.. u feel so good... ooh.. u like my pigtails? hehe... yeah.. just for u baby.... my little plaid skirt too... mmmmmm god u know how i like it.."
* Laura smiles
(Bianca) haha
(Bianca) someone has had practice
(flugger) !!!!!!!!!!!!
(flugger) no no no
(Laura) aha
(cHaOs) whoa
(Laura) oh yeah daddy.... mmmmm god.. give it to me so hard.. oh baby.. ooooooooh
(cHaOs) laura: was that a popup?
(Laura) no haha
(cHaOs) lol k just checking
(flugger) "hey baby... how u doin.. mmm.. yea.. im doin just fine.. mmmmmm... god.. u feel so good... ooh.. u like my pigtails? hehe... yeah.. just for u baby.... my little plaid skirt too... mmmmmm god u know how i like it..........LAURA?????????"
(Laura) whaaaat
(Laura) hahah
(flugger) lol
(flugger) 'NO THIS IS IAN."
(Laura) hahaha
(Bianca) "hehehe oops...my bra just wont come off...tricky things..i think i need some help to expose my firm, soft breasts...oh but its chilly...my nipples are going to get cold....and hard..."
(flugger) "IAN>>WTF>>>>GAY BOT !"
(flugger) *click*
(flugger) *BOY
(flugger) :(
(Laura) "mmmmm yeah... oh.. god.. i love it when u play with my hard nipples.. yeah.. oh.. u like it when i touch u there? mmmm yeah i like it too daddy"
(NotMeeksItSeems) "In soviet russia, sex phones you!"
(flugger) omg
(NotMeeksItSeems) Yep
(Laura) hahah
(NotMeeksItSeems) Just like old times
(Bianca) "oh baby when you call me daddy my old john thomas gets all rigid, oh tell me about those pig tails and short skirts...oh those hard nipples...oh if i take my false teeth out...mmm...i wanna suck on those beautys!"
(flugger) Cool, I'm not really gay, but I might bang your ass.
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(flugger) and gargle
(flugger) and and
(flugger) stuff
(Chelseanna) on a thursday im all alone and bored
(zig_zag) <---- broken tail bone and chelseanna is complaining
(flugger) !~ avril lavigne - don't tell me : 03:22 : 192kbps : 100 out of 2736 ~!
(Laura) umm
(flugger) O_o
* h3x hangs n shakes his head
(Laura) ummmmm
(Laura) lol
(flugger) *looks around*
* h3x stares at jeff
(Laura) (he wants u)
(h3x) OMG THAS MY FAV SONG *jumps around*
(flugger) you're mouth is never closed
(ShhItsMe) NEVA
(flugger) *your
(flugger) ~
(flugger) :P
* flugger moans.
(ShhItsMe) ..
(ShhItsMe) ..
(ShhItsMe) ima tell mike on u
(ShhItsMe) n then
(ShhItsMe) ima tell katie on u
(ShhItsMe) n then
(ShhItsMe) ima tell em BOTH AT THA SAME TIME ON U
(ShhItsMe) n then
(ShhItsMe) ima tell yonv to not marry u
(flugger) lmao
(ShhItsMe) so there.
(flugger) haha
(flugger) damn
(flugger) just ruin my life
(ShhItsMe) otay
(BlackKitten) yea yea, tell it to the cock.
(BlackKitten) wait
(tha_eastsidaz_tru_for_life) yo any single horny girls wanny chat press 6969
(princess_5555) no
(tha_eastsidaz_tru_for_life) iwas not talking to you hoe
shes the hoe? lol
(^FroZen^) night laura!
(^FroZen^) and
(^FroZen^) if you qout any of this
(^FroZen^) i shall
(^FroZen^) cry
(^FroZen^) or something
(Laura) oh i always quote josh
(^FroZen^) noooo!
(^FroZen^) i dont want to be quoted!
(^FroZen^) i need not to be quote!
(^FroZen^) oh sure it is, most javs when they say "any hot *insert gender here* means "im horny **** me*
(the13dead) JavaColours: I swear to god, if you don't stfu...
(Technobabble) did i tell you guys about that time i broke my desk with it?
(Paully) pfft
(Technobabble) accidently
(starfruit) L
(starfruit) M
(starfruit) F
(starfruit) A
(starfruit) O
(Technobabble) i was at a party... kinda drunk
(Paully) and then you fended off three ninjas with it
(Technobabble) and i had this beer can sitting on the desk, empty
(Vipe) was that the time they anal slipped?
(Paully) and deboned some fish
(Technobabble) everyone's like "crush that beer can in the most creative way"
(Technobabble) so i walk up to the thing
(Technobabble) and as i'm unzipping my fly to try to take my bits out
(Vipe) and u anal slipped?
(Kate\away) night guys
(Kate\away) uhm..
(Kate\away) yeah
(Technobabble) the shear weight of it FORCES my zipper down
(Technobabble) the thing flops out and SMASHES the can
(Technobabble) totally flat
(Paully) lol
(Technobabble) and cracks the desk under it
(Technobabble) jsut a little
(Technobabble) on the underside
(Technobabble) like a bit of a greenstick fracture
(Vipe) wow u seem to be the most overcompensative person ive ever met lol
(Technobabble) no, that's just a story i made up just now
(Technobabble) did i tell you guys about that time when i scared a horse with it?
(Paully) next he'll be telling us he can divine water with it
...
(Laura) no hi for me =/
* Laura snorts
(greebwee) hi laura :P
(Laura) yeaah sure
(Laura) pffft
* greebwee snorts back playfully
(Laura) kinky
(greebwee) in some places.. that's considered flirting, i'm sure of it.
(Laura) hah
(Laura) hey baby *snort* how YOU doin *snort snort*
(Keri-Packin) lol
(Keri-Packin) silly boy
(greebwee) *snort snort*
(Laura) ooh he likes me.. double snort.. YEA BABY
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(Laura) *snorts at brandy*
* brandy purrs.
(Laura) yeaaaah
(Keri-Packin) see?
(Keri-Packin) it worked
(manshoon) awww
(manshoon) dont worrie one day youll be dead and none of this will matter
(manshoon) :)
(supa) just cause im half naked givin lap dances infront of 200 men doesnt mean im wild
(^flatline^) wb
(alyks) wb?
(^flatline^) welcome back
(^flatline^) newbie
(alyks) ah
(alyks) im not a noob
(tw1tch) no female in her right mind is into me
(tw1tch) i am a dog
(James`) I sometimes while my mom isn't watching have sex with the mayonasie.
(James`) Then I put the lid back on.
(flugger) [mp3] "ABBA - Dancing Queen"
(flugger) omfg
(flugger) /clear
(flugger) shit!
(Laura) HAHAH UR PLAYIN THAT SONG AGAIN
(Laura) HAHA
(flugger) ITS RANDOM !
(flugger) I swear
(flugger) oh shit
(flugger) [mp3] ABBA - Dancing Queen/12 out of 2929/Winamp v5.01/Plug in v2.48/Shuffle:off /Joint Stereo/128kbps/03:51m/3.53mb [/]
(flugger) I guess its not random.
(Laura) u made it numba 12 too
(Laura) so u'd hear it over n over again
(flugger) Alphabet ?
(flugger) tyvm~
(Laura) u wish
(flugger) ..
(Laura) ..
(Laura) ur the one still listenin to it
(Laura) i didn't see u change it!!!
after that?
(flugger) !~ ABBA - Fernando : 04:13 : 192kbps : 13 out of 2929 ~!
(flugger) !~ ABBA - Fernando : 04:13 : 192kbps : 13 out of 2929 ~!
(flugger) !~ ABBA - Fernando : 04:13 : 192kbps : 13 out of 2929 ~!
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) I don't like Micheal Moore
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) I just loved Farenheit
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) Oh, Campbell, what did you think of that vid?
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) Because I just pretty much remade the whole thing :P
(Campbell) farenheit is full of untruths and misleading facts
(Campbell) I want someone to stab him repeatedly in the face
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) That's why I loved it
(Campbell) Hes a disgrace to anyone who EVER made a documentary
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) It's there to make people believe it
(Laura) campbell i love u more now than ever
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) Which in turn will turn voters to Kerry
i love those 2 so much now
(kuaker\molesto) i am trying to report a web
(Laura) i never said i gave out *my* number
(Laura) i'd love to know if anyone called that one tho =)
(acidklown) Laura
(acidklown) I did
(acidklown) SF Police Dept
(acidklown) :P
(Laura) hahah
(Laura) love u sean
* Laura lix
(Laura) =)
(acidklown) "I thought this was Dominos, my bad"
(Laura) hahahah
(^FroZen^) tip:
(^FroZen^) never mix your own drinks while drunk
(^FroZen^) youll end up like me
(^FroZen^) half alcohol
(^FroZen^) less drink
(Malichai) My aunt believes the pope is the anti-christ :|
(Ryan`) alicia: QUIT BITCHING
(alicia) lower your caps kthx
(alicia) :P
(Ryan`) hehe
(Ryan`) I
(Ryan`) am
(Ryan`) going
(Ryan`) to start slamming my head against the wall
(Damien-) oh now a christian canadian white supremacist kkk nazi fake dutch hyprocritic female with bad breath
(ms_amy) dude
(ms_amy) he called you canadian
(ms_amy) ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT FROM HIM?!
(Dave) I need a horny girl
(^FroZen^) i rent mine
(^FroZen^) i mean..
* ^FroZen^ /clear
(badlad) babyboy67 & dizzy get slapped around the room by there mothers dick
(Dizzy) jokes on him
(Dizzy) my mom's dick isn't nearly big enough to slap with
(Technobabble) i'm right handed...
(Technobabble) and i use my left hand for other things
(Technobabble) although, that could be because my mouse is usually in my right hand
(Technobabble) actually, that kind of makes me think...
(Technobabble) if i rub one off with my left hand because of my mouse being in my right hand...
(Diamond) ima start usin this more again
(flugger) yeah
(flugger) Laura is a gay nick
(Diamond) i know
(Diamond) its almost as bad as flugger
(Diamond) =/
(flugger) haha
(Diamond) makes me think of a floppy dick
(Diamond) floppy flugger
(flugger) ;|
(Katie) lol
(Kyle) haha
(flugger) ..and you wonder..
* flugger mutters.
(flugger) My shit still works JUST FINE
(flugger) I have witnesses.
(Diamond) ur pimple, jeff?
(Kristine) cyber sex is the best thing ever.
(sweetangel200748) ONLY CHRISTIAN GUYS that roleplay and are willing to answer my 10 ?’s and have msn yahoo or aim messengers .I am 15/f/la/usa Name is Megan I am Southern Baptist…I prefer southern Baptists but it really doesn’t matter…p2p me…
(DopeSickGirl) ONLY GAY WOMEN NAMED BUTCHIE deluxxe that whip and call me Rupert Glenn can msg me, if you abide by my 10 rules of lesbian sex. my name is VampireLeStacked, and i have 3 breasts. i am 746 years old, and i an originally from Trannsylvania. I'm incredibly stupid, but i have huge ****.
* Laura beats u
(flugger) raWr
(flugger) harder ?
(flugger) ;)
(Laura) pigtails?
* flugger stops.
(Laura) hahah
* flugger behaves.
and then a totally different day......
(supa) (@flugger) you think my ass looks fat in this thong ?
(supa) (@supa) no the fat makes your ass look fat
(Laura) hahaha
me -> -flugger- HAHAHA
(Laura) -> -flugger- HAHAHA
(Laura) =)
.........i showed yonv everything.. he helped here an there =)))) *lix tha yonv*
me -> love u pigtails =)
» flugger - Don't go down any dark alleys.
me -> mmmm why u wanna grab on to my pigtails n make me squeal?
» flugger - Cease and desist.
me -> mmmmm yeah baby.. fire me up
(supa) say
(supa) cum for me
(supa) haha
(Laura) haha
(Laura) kay
(supa) just that
me -> cum for me
(supa) hes gonna rob you
(Laura) hahah
me -> aw baby is gonna rob me?
» flugger - ..
me -> its alright.. i'll give it to u like u neva had
(Laura) ima die
(supa) hahahaha
me -> aw is daddy playin without me already?
» flugger - ..
me -> oh hi daddy =) *plays wif tha pigtails*
» flugger - Get that big thing on my lap and we'll talk about what Daddy is doin
me -> aw but daddy has the big thing.. i want it somewhere other than his lap
» flugger - *calls his Lawyer*
me -> ooh.. 3some?? mmmm.. yeah.. the lawyer an the schoolgirl =))) playtimeee
» flugger - I like 3 inputs.
me -> i have a few outputs for u
» flugger - I already rubbed one out to your ass pics, Im good for another 20 minutes or so.
me -> o0o0o0o0o well i'll just wait for daddy
» flugger - Will you let me pee on you and call you Helga, I like it like that.
me -> no.. hasta be olga =)
» flugger - MMMmmm olga...
» flugger - *cums for you* =)))
me -> yeaaaaaah baby
» flugger - Daddy is hungry...go make me a sammich
me -> -flugger- bitch make ur own samimch
(supa) hahahaha
(supa) (02:25:20) (flugger) I really hate Laura.
(supa) (02:25:26) (supa) lmao
(supa) (02:25:30) (supa) why?
(Laura) LOL
(supa) (02:25:47) (flugger) Because she wont make me a sammich.
(supa) (02:25:49) (flugger) :|
=))
(Laura) i quoted tha entireeeeee thing
(flugger) ..
(flugger) Oh I see.
(flugger) Let me send you this file
(flugger) its an .exe
(Laura) lol
(flugger) dont worry.
(Laura) i dun want it
(Laura) =P
(flugger) deep hatred.
(Laura) love u
poor thing haha
(Wurby_Tictoc) How come the only good vibrator-type thing for men costs $400?
(Wurby_Tictoc) Not fair.
(ConcreteAnge|) :) still disgustingly happy
(ConcreteAnge|) u?
(greebwee) disgustingly hungover :|
(greebwee) disgustingly sexually frustrated and lonely :P
(greebwee) the usual.
(greebwee) hehe
(ConcreteAnge|) aww good to know some things stay the same
(zenn) and the fact that I know how to make every drink on starbucks menu is horrible
(smiley4212002) ant mexicans in here
(Laura) YONV YONV YONV
(Laura) IMA ANALYTICAL NUTCASE
(Laura) k i jus wanted to share
(Laura) *came up wif it all by muhself*
(supa) lmao
* supa pats ur head
(supa) u are not
(supa) goober ass
(Laura) but
(flugger) I have a nine inch tongue and I breathe out my ears.
(Laura) hahahah
(Laura) and ur what species again?
(flugger) Cunnilingilotapus
(sexyma) wat does grind mean
(ConcreteAnge|) steeeeeep right up get your stayfresh resealable erections here!
(ConcreteAnge|) that's right folks a fresh erection everytime garunteed!
* ConcreteAnge| bounces
(binitza) wtf
* Dia[call-if-need] raises an eyebrow
(Dia[call-if-need]) quick bee.. get tha net
(ConcreteAnge|) i've invented stayfresh erections!
* binitza grabs a net and horse tranqulizers
(ConcreteAnge|) they never go bad!
* ConcreteAnge| bounces
(ConcreteAnge|) use em and reseal them again for later!
(supa) my ding ding is so pretty i wish i could fuck myself
(v0rt3x) hrm
(v0rt3x) just saw a big fluffy cat on tv
(v0rt3x) now I want one
(v0rt3x) :\
(Technobabble) laura, kick his dumb *** out already
(SexayBot) but im havin fun
(c-money) u see that
(SexayBot) hes bein an idiot
(c-money) who me
(SexayBot) see?
(Technobabble) lol
(Technobabble) poetic, c-money
(N1X) the new rules are lame
(N1X) ./policies
(N1X) i remove everyones bans
(N1X) bring on the assholes
(N1X) bring in the idiots
(N1X) those are my peoples
(N1X) =0)
(cHaOs) N1X likes to hang with his own kind
(N1X) ..
(cHaOs) lol
(N1X) already said that
(Technobabble) i wanna go to twatsfordshire
(Technobabble) that place sounds fun
(Katie) .. you do know there's no such place don't you?
(Unrealing_Figaro) LOL
(Katie) lol
(Technobabble) there's no such place as twatsfordshire?
(Katie) uh, nope
(Unrealing_Figaro) Mount McTwattybollocks!
(Technobabble) Mount Twattybollocks sounds like a good place to visit
(flugger) hope yo have ....like ..high resolution
(Dia[tummyhurts]) well i haven't zoomed out yet
(Dia[tummyhurts]) but
(Dia[tummyhurts]) whas tha dot!?!?
(flugger) THATS IT
(flugger) DAMMIT
(flugger) Im hung like a pimple.
(flugger) :(
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) eww :x
(Dia[tummyhurts]) um
(Dia[tummyhurts]) well
(flugger) but its all how you work it
* flugger nods
(Dia[tummyhurts]) theres a pimple on ur pimple....
(flugger) oh that
(flugger) ....damn teeth
(Dia[tummyhurts]) ahh
(Dia[tummyhurts]) gizmo again huh
(miku) Other wis techno has no right to say here My idle rules are Sux
(Katie) miku: you must live in a bubble ;)
(B|aCk-MaGiX) Wow.. a normal conversation.. *writes it down on his calendar*
(Campbell) How do i know you live in Gosford?
(Campbell) becaue ur ISP tells me so
(Teasha) yes
(Campbell) Teasha (*!*@*.tnt3.gosford.au.da.uu.net)
(Teasha) sorry i dont have 1 i dont live there u hav me confused with sum 1
(dumb_blonde) y am i so confused
(Raver_Boy) wait.. dont you mean... 4'9 178 pounds... no chest... and a gut that could take down a sumo
(Therm) 198. Concenered Christian I HEARD A RUMOR THAT DOOM3 WILL USE STARFORCE COPY PROTECTION. IS THIS RIGHT? STARFORCE IS KNOWN TO STEAL YOUR FIRSTBORN IF YOU MAKE ILLEGAL COPIES OF THE GAME.
(GRMike) Ryan Seacrest wont stop Text Messaging me
* GRMike is now known as Stalfros
* SexayBot raises an eyebrow
(Stalfros) jesus, now he is just straight up making propositions
(GuitaristGuy) hey, I have a question for you. I'm looking for a girl, 14-18 who would like to become obedient to me. Preferrably black. Must have MSN Messenger and a webcam. P2p me back with MSN addy, as well as asl if interested. '
(bryan) im hornier than ron jeremy~
(That_Guy) You know that a wet willy is concidered rape.. Because it is unwanted penetration of the body..
(Jsmj) What's the difference between spitting, swallowing, and gargling?
(Jsmj) Love, True Love, and Showing Off.
* Jsmj hides behind trish
* Technobabble whips out the pen missile!
(sorrysexybot) dont be dumd
(Adam) "You're grounded!" "Why?!" "FOR BEING BORN"
(gxx) for all they knew i was some crazy dude that couldve killed everyone in their sleep
(Vampire_Hunter_D) I tried that's why I was in the nut house lol
(Vampire_Hunter_D) You should try taking out an ex Navy seal it's harder than you think
(gxx) did he hit you back?
irc has gone to an even lower level
(sweetthing24) not arguing just proves how immature u are
(Laura) i wanna joyejoye teddybear
(DopeSickGirl) laura, you know what i can do for you?
(Laura) wha
(DopeSickGirl) i got that patch paper for my printer, and i can print out a pic of me, and patch it to a shirt..
(DopeSickGirl) then make it into a teddy bear shape
(DopeSickGirl) and then sew em together and fill it full of candy
(Laura) haha omg ur so cute
(DopeSickGirl) itd be all cute and sweet
(DopeSickGirl) just like me
(DopeSickGirl) hahah
(Laura) awww haha
(DopeSickGirl) but you couldnt cuddle with it.... ill send you a bag of stuffing for when youre out of candy
(TheRealDenial) her connection is more dysfunctional then my penis
(Laura) jaer sometimes i think ur bi
(Jaer) Ugh. No. :(
(supa) i couldnt touch u.. cause then id be like omg what if there was skeet where im touching!
(supa) and i would freak out
(supa) and have to wash my hands a million times
(Kristine) my mother loves my face.
(cHaOs) there is no money to sue for
(Neal`) Do you plan to make money?
(Neal`) Off your script?
(cHaOs) not really
(cHaOs) my money comes in the form of IRC fame and popularity
(cHaOs) which... isn't much to brag about
(cHaOs) but suits me just fine
(Laura) now i have javas i duno emailin pics to me
(Laura) wtf
(Sam) are they hot?
(DopeSickGirl) haha, nice
(DopeSickGirl) you should email em like
(Laura) they're like
(Laura) 12
(Laura) lol
(DopeSickGirl) "look, pretty people only, fucker."
(hatefist) man, and i was actually told that getting that wet was a *good* thing
(hatefist) :\
* hatefist cries and plugs her crotch
(DopeSickGirl) Technobabble, shush now, thanks.
(DopeSickGirl) either youre not understanding me, not understanding you, or youre just trying to have bigger balls than me
(DopeSickGirl) annnnnnd im a girl
(DopeSickGirl) so you win automatically
(DopeSickGirl) k?
(cutie_4_life) and its not four its 4
(Donnie) i owe u my dick :)
(Kara) this sucks and all i get out of this testing in the end are the words Kara u have Dyslexia yaaa! for me
(Kara) god
(h3x) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fUCK ME RUNNIN
(h3x) A SPIDER JUST WALKED RIGHT OVER MY TOES
(cHaOs) The commercial says that enzyte gives you are large boost of confidence, but I get mine in a red wine bottle
(cHaOs) *burp* hey baby lets dance!
(Jaer) I hate loading Yahoo. It's so lesbian.
(Erosion) if she wants to keep something, she gets to keep it
(princess_5555) none of my bfs have ever done anything
(Jaer) Oh well... I guess I'll have to hunt Kasey's uterus...
(Jaer) Or Dia's. :D
(Erosion) yeaaaa
(Erosion) go for dias
(Erosion) then it will be real populare
(Erosion) and be a phone whore
(Jaer) :(
thas messed up! *bites adam*
(Erosion) my highlight of today is going to be eating a prawn sandwhich
(MentallyDark) lol
(MentallyDark) you really wish teri could kidnap ya
(Erosion) that too
(Erosion) or I could kidnap her
(MentallyDark) you could kidnap each other!
(Erosion) and sexually abuse each other!
(Erosion) did I say that outloud?
(Retard) i made this maly person beleive that i was the creator of windows 98
(Retard) o.o
(Retard) malay*
(Beautifull_Baby_gurl) You guys in here are lonly losers it is the 4th of July you ******* stupid tricks
an.. shes not?
(bita_24) where are people?
(Royster) usually at home, although you can find some at the mall sometimes
(Bonus_Stage_Completed) omg no yelling!!!
(supa) lmao this one time.. i was talking on the phone and i was lookin at this house
(supa) cause a friend was gonna buy it
(supa) so i was with the ppl showing it
(supa) and i was on the phone with my other friend givin them directions
(supa) and i fell in the septic tank
(supa) yeah it was so not fucking cool
(supa) ugh i smelled like a big turd
(supa) and they were like all laughing at me
(supa) and i was so pissed
(supa) and i was tryin to get out and i kept fallin
(supa) and i like slipped hardcore and my face landed in some doodoo :(!
(SexayBot) OMG
(SexayBot) hahah
(SexayBot) awwwwww!
(supa) i kept slidin around
(SexayBot) when'd tha happen!?
(SexayBot) eww
(SexayBot) haha
(supa) and i had shit on my face and in my ear
(supa) and in my hair
(supa) and on my eye
(SexayBot) ewwwww
(supa) not like shit like mud or something
(supa) i mean shit like actual shit
(supa) haha
(SexayBot) ewwwwwwwww
(SexayBot) hahah
(supa) and i couldnt get in the car
(supa) with shit all over me
(SexayBot) omggggg
(supa) so i ahd to wait for it to dry up
(supa) and then flake it off
(supa) HAHA
(supa) it was horrible
* supa cries
(SexayBot) awwww
* SexayBot sniffs u n then hugs
(supa) hi other losers who are at home on a friday
(supa) ...
(supa) haha
(supa) actually i just got home so its not THAT bad.. but its early
(supa) :|
(Babygirl17) hey
(Babygirl17) are u a bot
(Babygirl17) fuc u then
(Babygirl17) hi
(Soul_Fire) why do ppl only come on here to ***** about how bored they are, and when ppl dont flock to them like a moth to flame to chat they get pissed and leave
(Soul_Fire) stupid fuckers should realize online your not ****, doesnt matter HOW important you think you are in your social circle, 99% of the pp online dont get a **** who you are
yep
(Guest33146) this chat room is not fun at all and the people who work for this chat room are dorks
(tw1tch) you're a good guy if laura likes you
(Jsmj) lol
(Jsmj) Laura doesn't like me. She just deals with me.
awww hahah
(h3x) on duty booty is tha best kinda booty
(fatal-attraction) be good or be good at it :P