Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
07/01/04
(frankie_4_ever_101) i was almost drunk last year at 13 but my friends mom pulled it away and it was histarical i was all over the place
(frankie_4_ever_101) i had had 6 cups already
(Problem_Child) a girl needs qhite a beard to be shaved
(Laura) ..
(Laura) hahah
(Matty) Problem_Child
(Matty) i think ur lacking
(Matty) in knowledge
(ThornWithin) jonah
(ThornWithin) u bitch
(ThornWithin) go to pm
(ThornWithin) now!
([s|eep]) I'm there you cunt!
loooove is in tha airrrrr
(Soul_Fire) how is my OWN phone company
(Soul_Fire) gonna call me
(Soul_Fire) and try to sell me a new plan
(Soul_Fire) WTF
(Dia[hw-n-stuff]) callllll meeee ifffff uuuuuuu neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed me
(Technobabble) i dont have your number
(Dia[hw-n-stuff]) most ppl don't
(Dia[hw-n-stuff]) thas tha point
(Dia[hw-n-stuff]) =P
(Dia[hw-n-stuff]) i bb
(Technobabble) oh
(Technobabble) so if you have your number
(Technobabble) you can call
(Technobabble) if not, you suck?
(Dia[hw-n-stuff]) yup
(Technobabble) thanks, fucker
(Dia[hw-n-stuff]) np love
(Royster) i have no idea because i don't know what my preference in nickmanes would be if i were gay kristy
(Royster) i mean i'm straight but i didn't choose a nick because of my sexuality
(Adam) Probably BuckNaked or EndlessShaft or DeepThr0t
(jenks) k
(jenks) thanks
(Royster) adam those came to you too easily
(Adam) uhhuhhuhuhh
(Adam) You said came
(ThornWithin) i have 2 penis'
(Laura) u have penii!?
(ThornWithin) like a two headed snake
(Laura) one for tha innie one for tha outtie
(afa) mlock my left nut?
(Vash_The_Stampede) welcome to Teenchatz try not to step on virgins
(bull[away]) who needs a soap opera when you can watch real life
(cHaOs) who needs a soap opera when u got IRC?
(baby_gurl_uk) hey ppl i suk c*o*c*k
(Soul_Fire) 90% of women suck ****, you think that makes you special in someway?
(Guest26803) i still love ya
(Laura) sure u do =(
(Guest26803) *hugs laura*
(Laura) *huggies* =/
(Guest26803) *pampers pull-ups*
(Laura) hahah geek
missed tha gordy
(Jaer) But he's cute!
(Jaer) Cute guys can't be mean!
(v0rt3x) there is thing thing I found
(v0rt3x) where
(v0rt3x) the vibrator
(v0rt3x) connects through usb
(v0rt3x) AND
(v0rt3x) you can have ppl online
(v0rt3x) like
(v0rt3x) make it turn on and stuff
(melissa) control it?
(melissa) WOAAAAAA
(v0rt3x) YA
(melissa) JOYE
(melissa) WE NEED THOSE
(hatefist) oh yes, japanese dildos
(h3x) cant trust anything that bleeds for more then 7 days n doesnt die
(h3x) =oX
(melissa) In this reviewer's opinion, this is one of the most beautiful and elegant decorative butt-plugs that we carry -- and he makes a lot of extremely beautiful and elegant butt-plugs. The decorative
(melissa) who said i was drunje?
(Laura) ..
(Laura) lol
(Laura) YOU
(melissa) hahaha
(melissa) oh
(melissa) yea
(Campbell) I hate all of you equally
(Campbell) Just some more than others ;p
(Kasey) bill clinton lol has a book, he went to the white house fucked up what more do we want to know lmao
(N1X) my left nut is the best candy you can eat
(N1X) =0P
(CaLeB) when i get drunk people try an take advantage of me
(CaLeB) its like im a girl or something
(CaLeB) i mean
(CaLeB) nm
»»» Sam kicked Dave (you never killed me for my bday, so i'm kicking you)
»»» Dave joined
»»» ChanServ Sets +o Dave
* Sam (~sam@=nescney-89-258-590-532.hvr.al.charter.com) Quit (Kill by Dave!davee@=yEja72-4-353-57.ri.ri.cox.net (happy belated bday then))
(Kasey) we'd be like twinkies
(Kasey) :P
(uzer) haha
(Kasey) we would lol
(Laura) u twinkie.
(Laura) ima use tha as my new insult
(Laura) YOU TWINKIE
(Kasey) haha
(uzer) Cept I'm not stuffed with white cream... er.. wait, I am.
(Laura) kas.. jonah.. ur such twinkies
(Laura) not even totally filled up wif tha cream
(Laura) not stuffed twinkies
(Kasey) youre insulting us?!
(Laura) k ima shuddup
(Laura) =/
(Laura) WIF TWINKIES YA
(Kasey) :P
(Kasey) NUH UH
(Laura) ..
* Laura throws a dirty twinkie at u
(Kasey) lol
(Vipe) twikines own u
* Laura shoves a twinkie up vic's butt
(Laura) now they own u
(uzer) wtf is a twikine?
(Laura) =O
(Laura) U DUNNO WHA A TWINKIE IS?!
* greebwee runs around in a g string.
(Soul_Fire) other than drinkin ive been sober
(flugger) ::: Janis Joplin - Take Another Little Piece of My Heart(1) : 06:41 : 256kbps : Stereo :::
(supa) i wrote that song for her
(supa) she was like yo pimpin
(supa) that song is mad bangin
(supa) i was like word
(supa) n she was like word
(supa) i was like well do that shit then bitch
(supa) then we did some gang signs and shot some crackers
(supa) and drank a 40
(supa) and that was the end of it
(Technobabble) it was larry
(Technobabble) which is the male version of laura, i think
(Laura) hah
(Laura) not
(Technobabble) it's true
(Laura) hi im larry
(Laura) hahah
(Laura) ima call u bob
(Technobabble) but my name is Ry
(Laura) ur bob from now on
(Technobabble) you were WAY off
(Laura) BOB
(Technobabble) FUC YOU!
(Laura) i know enough ry's
(Laura) BOB
(Laura) =)
(Technobabble) how about i call you larry then
(Laura) i won't respond
(Technobabble) well i wount respond to bob either
(Laura) thas fine
(Laura) =P
(Technobabble) larry...
(Laura) bob...
(Erosion) I wanted to call adam bob
(Erosion) to stop my IRC from messing up when people talked to him
(Erosion) but he wouldn't take the name on board
(Laura) bobbbb
(Laura) hehe
(Erosion) I thought he'd like the name
(Technobabble) what?
(Technobabble) oh **** you
(Technobabble) damn it
(Technobabble) i can't belive i responded to that
(Charlie_xxx) she won
woo!
(Technobabble) and if i had my druthers, i'd screw a chimpanzee
(pretty_boy) i lick pussy
»»» Royster kicked pretty_boy (i kick pussy.)
=O *sits n covers*
(N1X) no way the lakers won the superbowl!
(jimmers) as a lonex/puter user, i have little or no concept of irony or subersive humour. all i know is what i read in Newsgroups
(Adam) Lisa: Don't joke
(Adam) I've been in handjob withdrawal
(hyper_lady) so i went and had a dr.pepper and i ran into the wall
(SabreWolf) because it is regestered to someone else
(SabreWolf) or it is owed by someone else
(Guest30125) can I change it from guest to hooker thats not registered
(SabreWolf) you will have to regeester it ....otherwise you wont be able to joiin the rioom
(Guest30125) Fook it bye
* Guest30125 (~twitch@=BOwd-au-28-266-718-972.charterwv.net) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
u geek
(manshoon) im takeing this testosterone boosting stuff and im sick horny all the time now i cant ware shorts :/
(Laura) damn javas
(Laura) DIE
(Laura) NOW
(daNNy_2) why should javas die?
(daNNy_2) what did they do?
(Laura) ur obviously a newbie if u don't understand tha significance of my statement
* Laura sighs
(daNNy_2) im a newbie
(Laura) my point exactly
(daNNy_2) i havent been here much
(plurX) i think it's sad to admit i am oldschool irc
(Adam) Dude if IRC were real life
(Adam) Everyone would have so many STDs
(acidklown) I already tried to sell my virginity on ebay
(cHaOs) i had a weird dream about pussy licking last night
(cHaOs) ya i was doin it and the whole time I was like... I better get a BJ for this
(cHaOs) but I didn't get one, and it upset me
(Erosion) I like my laptop
(Erosion) I can sit anywhere
(Erosion) I am currently sat on the toilet
(supa) egeryonewants to see MEY cock haha
(Guest18517) any guys/boys up here want to chat to a lovely ladie
(Technobabble) animal rights bbq!
(Lisa-) hahahaha animal rights bbq
(Lisa-) animals have the right to taste good!
(Technobabble) lisa, it's my third anual
(Krysia) animals have the right to be bbq'd
(jimmers) it don't get no more l33t than PICO
(jimmers) apart from Notepad
(SabreWolf) cybering...
(SabreWolf) that is like whackin of to a book with no pichurs
(A`Sneezing`Cow) hey man
(A`Sneezing`Cow) penthouse letters sells.
(Guest1101) how do u change your nick name
(Kasey) type /nick nickname
* Guest1101 is now known as nickname
(evans) hai
(Laura) hai
(cHaOs) that means yes!
(cHaOs) in japanese anyway
(Laura) lol
(Laura) HAIIIII HAI HAI OMGGG HAIIIIII
(Laura) *squirt*
(cHaOs) HAI HARDER! HAI FASTER! HAI OMG HAI OMG OMG HAI HAI
(Konartiss) i look like frodo
(TexXxaS) hhahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!
(TexXxaS) AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA
(TexXxaS) YOU DO!
(TexXxaS) YOU REALLY REALLY DO!
(Technobabble) jake, don't ask girls out online
(Technobabble) let me give you a little advice about girls
(Technobabble) 'cause i know everything about girls
(Technobabble) if it's not "yes" then it's "no"
(westbeachdoll) who's that guy who can shoot his cum across like a freaking football field?
(Sam) peter north
(westbeachdoll) YES
(westbeachdoll) LOL!
(westbeachdoll) why do I know these things
lol why do i quote these things
(CoLdZeRo) do u have a web or a personnal page i can see ur beauti face ?
(Lisa-) uh.. no.
(CoLdZeRo) damn
(CoLdZeRo) sorry
(CoLdZeRo) because i think u r so cute
(CoLdZeRo) i feel that from ur sentences
(CoLdZeRo) :)
(Royster) CoLdZeRo: put it away
(Lisa-) yeah exactly.
(Royster) lisa is mine.
* Royster protects
(Lisa-) put teh cock back in teh pants and retrieve teh brain from teh freezer.
(Distroey) no its pull the brain out of your cock
(CoLdZeRo) Royster
(CoLdZeRo) why you try to get every girl i wana chat with her
(CoLdZeRo) why u hate me like that
(Lisa-) CoLdZeRo: how old are you?
(Distroey) he must be like 27 or something
(CoLdZeRo) Lisa- : 18 years old
(Lisa-) or 12.
(CoLdZeRo) Lisa- : and u ?
(Lisa-) 20.
(CoLdZeRo) oh
(CoLdZeRo) cool
(CoLdZeRo) i like the girl old than me
(CoLdZeRo) it's make me feel like my mother ;)
(CoLdZeRo) Lisa- : what's ur really name and ur from !?
(Lisa-) CoLdZeRo: i think you just have to realize that girls are other people to talk to like human beings, rather than another species that is only good for flirting, hitting on, and trying to get teh cock on.
(gxx) let me also say that i will never be offended by someone using java
(gxx) i look down on you and your kind
(ParadoxDeity) gxx: I can arrange it, you know.
(ParadoxDeity) Wait, no I couldn't.
(ParadoxDeity) I'd have to be extremely desperate to get on Java.
(gxx) paradoxdeity, heh
(gxx) just extremely stupid
(plurX) never argue with a woman
(Jerry`Atric) just the other day i was like
(Jerry`Atric) GIVE ME SOME ASS BITCH
(Jerry`Atric) and he was like *cry*
(Jerry`Atric) and i was like MMMM TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
(Jerry`Atric) then i threw him on the ground
(Jerry`Atric) and gave him 20 bucks and told him to buy himself something pretty
(Jerry`Atric) and i left
(misanthropic) and I got that skirt
(Jerry`Atric) yeah its mad hot too
(randamonium) yall ever had a foot crap those hurt
(Campbell) Someone answered the prayers of music listeners all around the world
(Campbell) Creed has broken up
(jenks) just when i start to have a nice conversation with a dude, he goes and gives me a picture of his penis.
(jenks) then is all.. "have a camera?"
(imperial-) ahh stfu ya cracka go wash your a$$
(plurX) who you talkin to like that imperial-
(imperial-) my self
(plurX) eminem only a homo hits a female
(plurX) u know this, man
(plurX) caw
(Vash_The_Stampede) well atleast i know Dro's crappy script is working
(yonv) hey laura
(yonv) i asked lauralee this earlier
(yonv) hehe
(yonv) u ever wish u could kiss urself to see if u were anygood?
(yonv) lmao
(Laura) hah
(Laura) i know im good
(Laura) *cough*
(yonv) haha
(yonv) :O
(Laura) but sure why not hah
(Laura) i'd be like oh baby u an me r goin to bed
(Laura) n i'd turn lesbo
(Laura) =/
(yonv) HAHAHA!
(Konartiss) with urself
(Laura) yeah baby
(yonv) sex with me would own
(Laura) i know what i like
(Laura) haha
(yonv) i can put it down
(yonv) haha
(Laura) hahah
(Konartiss) i dn't read either
(Konartiss) till i come on here
(JakeInterupted) Laura has mad skillz jenna jameson wishes she had
=O
(Katie) you don't know anything
(Katie) you're male
(Technobabble) i'm haveing a fatness clause in my prenup if i ever get married
(Distroey) shit tampa lost
* Distroey (~blank@=N7950891fso11.tampabay.rr.com) Quit (Connection Closed)
(A`Sneezing`Cow) hope he doesn't commit suicide
(Distroey) bastilla has a nice pushup bra, lol..
(jenks) i've had plenty of that bad sex. i answered my cell once during all of it.. cuz the phone conversation was more exciting than the sex.
(Konartiss) (CannibalButterfly) why would you want someone with a large penis
(Konartiss) CannibalButterfly: u are a white mans best friend
(acuteangleofdeath) I have this guy who was pretending to be a lesbian on MSN msging me to plz forgive him
(acuteangleofdeath) that I dont trust him
(binitza) uh..
(acuteangleofdeath) and he wants to change this
(binitza) ew..
(moonman) me and my roommate split a couple bottles of jager after eating turkey and dressing all night
(moonman) thanksgiving dinner tastes so much better going down than it does coming back up
(moonman) i know a guy who was dating a girl... went to her place one night. downed a bottle of Goldschloger. woke up in his truck in a pool of vomit.
(moonman) girl wouldnt return his calls
(moonman) never spoke to her again
(moonman) it must've been one helluva night
(TelaMaFone) gusto kong kumain yong kiki mo
(TelaMaFone) =D
(Joye) alright woman
(Joye) ..
(Joye) that is me not knowing what you said
(TelaMaFone) awwwwww
(Joye) haha
(TelaMaFone) i saiddddd
(TelaMaFone) i wanna finger ur pussy
(TelaMaFone) haha
(Joye) haha
(Joye) i knew what kiki meant, my mom ...
(Joye) had this horrible habit of saying that when she dropped things
(Joye) and i didnt know that it was a reference to vagina
(TelaMaFone) haha
(Joye) so when i wa slik
(Joye) 7
(Joye) i dropped something at her friends house
(Joye) and was like
(Joye) "aye kiki mo!"
(Joye) and theyre lke
(TelaMaFone) hahahaha
(Joye) "what the hell did you say?"
(Joye) then my mom told me
(Joye) and i felt naughty
(TelaMaFone) hahaha oh god
(supa) so u touched urself
(supa) haha
(Joye) and i think thats when i found out i was no good at being filipino
(supa) u were like oh i feel so naughty
(get_a_life) yes its true i am gooooood looking
(get_a_life) took my picture with video cam
(uzer) Oh, so you know Laura?
who tha hell is tha?
(supa) not ur type my ass
(supa) im everyone's type
(supa) haha
(Vipe) lol
(TelaMaFone) aw yonv am i ur type?!
(supa) yep!
(supa) haha
(TelaMaFone) WOO
(TelaMaFone) otay brb
(supa) mkay
(supa) laura is also everyone's type
haha love lust toy
(Vipe) "every woman is beautiful.....some ya just gotta drink more for"
(bullhead) you used to use girls ryan
(bullhead) and you WERE a manwhore
(tw1tch) ya
(tw1tch) cuz its hard lookin this good
* tw1tch hovers
(acuteangleofdeath) COmmencing Operation Crybaby
(melissa) hahahaha
(tw1tch) but i got it under control now
(tw1tch) lolz
(_worthless_) that mofo
* _worthless_ bitches his shit up
(Laura) lol
(Laura) sorry?
(_worthless_) heh, ghetto talk
(_worthless_) not sure exactly what it means myself lol
(evans) OOOH YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA.. MY DING DING DONG
(evans) OOOH YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA.. MY DING DING DONG
(evans) OOOH YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA.. MY DING DING DONG
(evans) OOOH YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA.. MY DING DING DONG
(evans) OOOH YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA.. MY DING DING DONG
(evans) OOOH YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA.. MY DING DING DONG
(evans) OOOH YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA.. MY DING DING DONG
(evans) OOOH YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA.. MY DING DING DONG
(moonman) "how old are you baby?" -> "14" -> "18, you say?" -> "no, 14" -> "18? cool."
(supa) (@Shannon) fuck me and give you a half a 50 bag :O
(supa) (@supa) Shannon u know who i am right?
(supa) (@Shannon) yeah
(Katie) it wasn't.. 'i love teri'
(Katie) it was 'i love chicken'
(Erosion) I don't eat teri!
(Erosion) wel...
(Laura) ..
(Katie) ..
(Katie) stop
(Katie) right
(Katie) there
(wdhead) I do NOT have a 17 yr old girlfriend
(SexayBot) yea i know.. she'll be 18 soon
(wdhead) if there's a God in heaven, I would though.
(wdhead) 18
(wdhead) pfft
(wdhead) too old.
(SexayBot) hah
(wdhead) when I was 25
(wdhead) I was bangin this 17 year old I met on EfNet
(wdhead) and when she turned 18
(wdhead) I dumped her.
(wdhead) :x