Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
06/01/04
MuhChelle has been idle 73hrs 26mins 59secs
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(Teri) u never quote me when i want u too!
(Sam) can i just /cs register me a girl, dave?
(Sam) implement this feature!
(Teri) adam was talking dirty poltry talk to me earlier
(Katie) he has a strange fixation with chickens
(Royster) and penguins
(Teri) i suspect he has a bird fetish
(A`Sneezing`Cow) did you know they finally allowed computers in Canada?
(pepper) lol my little cousin is like 2
(pepper) and he got mad at this little girl and stuck his hand in his diaper and pooped and put it on her face
* JeetKuneDo scratches head and moves away like an ape and smells lauras shirt and hair and moves like ape back to his laptop
(Adam\Out) She have thousands of people who flirt with her
(Adam\Out) But it's rare where she actually wants to flirt back
exactly! =) i lubs ishay
(kels_) u know wat laura that little kick off was stupid cuz cybersex is morally wrong not to mention disgusting
* Laura is now known as RadioactiveSquirrel
(RadioactiveSquirrel) =)
(MentallyDark) she glows .. in the dark.. while hoarding her nuts.. shes the radioactive squirrel!
(Adam) "And sometimes he stops, like he's thinking 'did I leave the gas on?.... no.. no, I'm a fucking squirrel!'"
(plurX) a girl with green hair and skinny as hell is about as hot as it gets
(binitza) wjp fickled who?
(binitza) uh shit
(binitza) wine typing
(pepper) Im pedobait
(the13dead) the FCC fined stern ass loads for making fart sound effects when talking about anal sex
(kels_) sthilly he he he
(plurX) is that even a word
(kels_) its silly witt a lisp
(phroztbyte) WHAT THE HELL
(phroztbyte) first the ghetto comes to IRC, now people type with a lisp?
(phroztbyte) wtf is next, irc in braile?
(SexayBot) oh quit bein so inquisitive
(Vipe) lol
(plurXstuff) lol
(plurXstuff) be a good man and just say yes whena bitch talk to u
(Vipe) oh u know id look dead sexy in a thong!
(supa) i like fake tits on anyone
(supa) well.. cept for trannys
(supa) those scare me
(Adam) HAHA
(Adam) Actually I've seen some hot trannies too
(supa) i have too.. and that REALLY scares me
(flugger) im tryin to stay awake for the phone sex
* flugger nods
(Laura) ..
(Laura) with who!?
(flugger) uh
(flugger) no offers yet
(Laura) oh hah
(flugger) but im open
(Sam) evans is joining a convent
(evans) ill come to serve tho
(Sam) he's vowing his celibacy soon
(evans) yea
(Distroey) lol
(evans) NO MORE SEx0R
(Sam) haha, for me that wouldn't be much of a change
(Sam) i'm loyal to the MAME
(evans) for me it would
(Sam) I WILL NEVER CHEAT ON IT
(evans) HAHA
(Distroey) on your left hand?
(evans) MAME PWNS SAM
(Sam) no, i game with my right evan
(Sam) but you are correct
(Sam) my left gets the urge every now and then during an intense game
(Distroey) o
(Katie) i've been legal to date older men for two years!
(Katie) and i'm legal to drink
(Katie) and gamble
(Katie) and and
(Katie) uhm
(Katie) HAVE A HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP
* Laura blinks
* Katie blinks
(Katie) ahem
* ludeRaceR blinks
(Katie) well it's true?
(supa) this just in: lmfao
(supa) kthnx back to you ken
* supa stacks his papers
(evans) back to super duper uber leet ninja baseball batman
(acidklown) I don't want to paste my speed test results ;D
(Shannon) dialup? =O
(acidklown) worse
(acidklown) redneck dialup
(krazie) i wanna get a "W" on each cheeck
(krazie) so when i spread my ass it says WoW
(supa) i knw enough about women that i dont want to date one
(supa) sex is fine
(supa) sex and leave
(supa) kthnx
(krazie) i eat muff and play wit my self while lookin at naked pics of roseanne bar
(Konartiss) gettin urself some stinky pinky
(Adam) Laura: My sister found the sign I made, and she was trying to decipher it.. "Laura's pet rocks like Adam's socks?"
(Laura) yonv
(Laura) i tried
(Laura) x
(Laura) last night
(Laura) ..
(Laura) wif mike
(Laura) cuz he made me
(sleepafied) ?@!
(sleepafied) WHAT?!
(Laura) dream i had haha
* Laura pets
(Laura) it was a WEEEEIRD dream
* sleepafied lays on the ground
* sleepafied breathes
(Danzig-Warheit) VIVE LE PANTS!
(Adam) With the SWINGING FLOPPY PENIS.
(The_Devil_Inside) WOO
(The_Devil_Inside) <-- is happy
(The_Devil_Inside) I think I just screwed some guy - or unkowningly got screwed
(supa) immature ass dumb ass must be a magician cause shes nothin but a trick ass bitch
(ThundrPaw) i'm the most sought after outlaw on webnet. i got akilled the other night for sticking out my neck for this channel
(h3x) dont spray ur balls with cologne
(h3x) *NEWSFLASH*
(supa) me and my sister were sittin at this stoplight
(supa) and these dudes were standin on the corner waitin to cross the street
(supa) and i turned n looked at them n was like
(supa) THE RYTHEM IS GONNA GET YOU!
(supa) then i drove off
(supa) ...
(Danzig-Warheit) Lions are only available in Kenya.
(Adam) I've seen most of it
(Adam) Is it just me
(Adam) Or is that female lion
(Adam) Fucking hot
(Danzig-Warheit) lol
(Danzig-Warheit) She has large boobies
(Adam) And a nice ass
(Adam) And a cute face
* Adam crushes on the lion gal.
(h3x) my friend who IS BLONDE was like whos GUN-IT
(h3x) im like ugh
(h3x) are u shittin me
(h3x) she said yea GUN-IT
(WordsMyth) any a yall muthafuckas in ohio god ******
(plurAIM) lol **** an ohio
(Laura) english?
(Laura) my god
(Laura) u can be ghetto AN SPEAK ENGLISH
(Laura) i hope u know tha
(WordsMyth) AGHEM
(WordsMyth) is there anyone in this room that resides in the state of ohio?
(krazie) i called my sister a queef today
(krazie) and my mom goes
(krazie) whats a queef bill
(krazie) well bill whats a queef
(krazie) soo
(krazie) i told her
(krazie) and she start yellin
(Jaer_Reiyuo) Laura: Brush your shoulders off. You're more pimp than WordsMyth.
(Laura) yeah i know
(Laura) sad huh
(Jaer_Reiyuo) Haha.
(Laura) haha
(moonman) this kid is angry.
(WordsMyth) fuck you
(Laura) hahaha
(Jaer_Reiyuo) Such anger. :(
(B|aCk-MaGiX) Hercules
(B|aCk-MaGiX) Hercules
(B|aCk-MaGiX) Hercules
aw sad lol
* h3x tosses tha salad nice n fluffy
(Therm) miku isn't the brightest light buld
(pepper) OMG like when i was 14 me and my friends had a caca fight
(pepper) we threw cat poop at eachother
(pepper) I never got hit
(pepper) but I got my friend Leyna in the eye and she had to go to the doctor
(h3x) oh yea u justify throwin cat feces by sayin u were wearin gloves
(h3x) and u never got hit
(h3x) lol
(h3x) aint that a bitch
(pepper) I never got hit
(pepper) I was like behind a wall
(pepper) lol
(pepper) throwin poop
(cHaOs) everytime i'm like "Dood ur wheels are spinnin but ur not moving!" check your parking brake man!
(cHaOs) or some shit
(Netrix) Y0, does a latex glove work just as effiecient as a condom if you're in a horny rush?
(Netrix) anyone know?
(the13dead) I wish my life was exciting enough to change servers...
* the13dead has agoraphobia, even when it comes to servers
(_worthless_) better than being agoraphobic/claustrophobic
(_worthless_) spend all day running in and out of your house
(_worthless_) screaming
(PunKiEDucK) when i was a lil girl i always wanted to break my leg cuz it'd be cool to use crutches.. all i got was a broken arm instead.
* Dave (davee@=3Oby03-4-039-52.ri.ri.cox.net) Quit (Kill by Mark!mark@=kPpfcr.webchat.org (And we were talking to you?))
BOUT DAMN TIME U GOT KILLED! lol =)
(cHaOs) [mp3] Christina Aguilera - Walk Away
(cHaOs) omg
(cHaOs) that's it i'm gettin rid of that song
(Lisa-) hahahahaha
(cHaOs) but i can't :/
(cHaOs) cuz its... a good song
(cHaOs) grrrr
(h3x) my friend who im talkin to on tha phone, she swears u cant call 911 from a cell phone
(h3x) cuz her other friend told her so
(pepper) Your friend is a stupid bitch cause you can lol
(h3x) and she has a 3.5 gpa in college
(h3x) how fuckin stupid is that bitch
(h3x) she didnt even know michigan was a state
(pepper) Very stupid
(h3x) didnt know alcatraz was closed?
(Laura) wtf lol
(Laura) hahaha
(h3x) didnt know it was on an island?
(pepper) ask her if she can tell time
(Laura) r u serious?!
(h3x) she thought michigan was a city in idaho
(h3x) im serious
(Laura) hahah
(h3x) dead serious
(Ninaka) cyberin is so 1997
(netterpooh) shes hot
(netterpooh) with that lil bow
(Adam) I bet she gives mean blowjobs too
(the13dead) pac dog
(the13dead) pac man has a penii?
(Ninaka) hah
(Ninaka) that is by far one of the dorkiest things i've heard
(Ninaka) lol
(Adam) Well think about it!
(Adam) She's 60% mouth
(Ninaka) lmao
(Ninaka) :)
(Ninaka) well.. no body does that
(N1X) 60% more oral
(Adam) Well no
(Adam) Her mouth doesn't open all the way
(Adam) So it's 40% mouth
(Adam) But still
(Ninaka) lol
(Ninaka) but she has no body
(N1X) but she's got mad stamina
(Ninaka) heh
(Adam) Her head is her body
(Ninaka) can you imagine a ball of yellow in your lap.. suckin away?
(Ninaka) .. uh, don't answer that
(Ninaka) nevermind
(Ninaka) it'd be hard to hold onto
(Ninaka) she could just roll away too
(Ninaka) you'd hafta hold her up
(the13dead) this conversation is so outlandish I refuse to take any further part in it
(Ninaka) me too
(Ninaka) i'm out
(Adam) I'd put little dents in her
(Ninaka) lol
(Adam) Like pencils
(Ninaka) Hah
(Adam) Or prop her up with some Mrs. Potatohead legs
(N1X) mrs pacman's oral lively hood = what #outofcontrol is all about
(the13dead) haha
(Ninaka) yep
(Adam) Dammit
* the13dead busts a gut
* the13dead searches for pacman porn
(Adam) I'm actually searching for "pacman porn" and can't find any
(Adam) DUDE!
(netterpooh) how bout spongebob porn
(netterpooh) :x
* netterpooh lovesssss spongebob
(Ninaka) saves on cleaning up
(Tasha) This channel scares me at the best of times. Thanks.
(A|R) haha that penis is cute
(A|R) u know how i luv jelly rolls
(Royster) know whats sad?
(Royster) panicking when your pc isn't behaving properly because you can't get online
(Therm) i might go to e3 next year
(Therm) laura imma stay with you :P
(Adam) She's about 8 hours away dude
(Therm) damnit
(Katie) lol
(Laura) yeaaah no ur not
(Laura) lol
(Therm) ;/
(Katie) haha
(Adam) You could stay with me
(Adam) But
(Adam) My landlord doesn't allow pets
(cHaOs) The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"
(mm) aaron do you still suck dick for money?
(Aaron`) Unless its for craxk
(Aaron`) err
(mm) hrm
(Aaron`) crack
(mm) i'll giv eyou some crack
* mm bends over
(Aaron`) haha
(mm) now give me head
(mm) haha
(Aaron`) ha
(Aaron`) Laura
(Aaron`) Poor girl
(Laura) a time where u wished u were d/c.. a moment brought to u by sbcglobal
(Royster) i am NOT defective :(
(Campbell) ITS NOT BALONEY
(Campbell) IT AINT A PONY
(Ninaka|away) it ain'ta pony
(Ninaka|away) haha
(Campbell) MY CELLULAR BANANULAR PHONE
(Ninaka|away) i cna't believe you're in love with this song
(Ninaka|away) can't you just be normal for once?
(Ninaka|away) hahaha
(Ninaka|away) <3 ;)
(Campbell) o.O
(mirage) crack
(Dro) × is what u smoke ×
* mirage scratches his head
(punkchic69_69) u need a D+
(punkchic69_69) which is wat i got
(punkchic69_69) but a D is horrible
(punkchic69_69) and i dont even study
(punkchic69_69) iev never studied in my whole life
(punkchic69_69) ever
* Jake_ lix and sexes kate8 for 3 hours 11 minutes and 4 seconds
(JavaCop) I got banned from cybersex cause I told em I was 12 years old
(JavaCop) And I got to stay when I told em I was 99
(_worthless_) im a cracker, we're not allowed in the ghetto unless we're fat blonde and female
(Native`Son) this was a black girl
(Native`Son) with like
(Native`Son) 3 teeth
(A|R) hrmm
(Laura) well
(A|R) 3 teeth
(Laura) she must give good head then?
(A|R) that should feel good
(_worthless_) no way, when they have 3 teeth they have three HUGE teeth
»»» h3x changed topic to ' http://www.ulrp2.com/photos/images/camelspider.jpg leave my goddamn topic ZENN '
(StormyDawn) i wanted a bird spider
(StormyDawn) but they get too bigh
(Dave) bigger then that thing?
(StormyDawn) aw thats a cute spider
(StormyDawn) yeah
(Katie) when i was younger i always made my mum put white sheets on my bed
(Katie) so if i woke up in the night i could see black things on the sheets
* Katie shivers
(Dave) yea but the camel spider is white
(Dave) lol
(Katie) ACK
(Katie) omfg
(Katie) shut up
(ash26) we have spiders here
(ash26) that are translucent
* Dave shuts up
(Katie) omg
(ash26) they're fairly small
(ash26) but you cant see em for shit
(yonv) omg i was laughing so hard i farted
(A|R) omg
(A|R) my fav. restaurant
(A|R) "po folks"
(A`Sneezing`Cow) man
(A`Sneezing`Cow) i just cut my finger
(A`Sneezing`Cow) while shaving my nuts
(Laura) dude http://www.funkyboutique.com/nopostmp462.html
(Laura) haha
(Laura) comes wif its own magnifyin glass
(Distroey) i could use that
(yonv) what do u want laura?
(yonv) other than pics of me in my elephant
(Laura) feel betta?
(_worthless_) yeah
(_worthless_) should have laminated that picture though
(_worthless_) ink got all runny
(yonv) :(
(yonv) i watch The OC
(yonv) :(!
(_worthless_) you ever see van wildr? im his dog
(_worthless_) i need a canolie
(alicia) lol! omg this video it's like the man with the smallest penis known to existance and the electron microscope lab technician who loved him
(alicia) this guy's like masterbatin with a piece of elbow macaroni
* ice-cream wants an oline boyfriend
(ice-cream) online*
(_worthless_) ok thats it, im going to be the first person to spank it while chatting in here
(_worthless_) if drooping had a sound effect it'd be blaring
(yonv) HAHA!
(yonv) oh whatever
(Laura) omg
(Laura) dude
(yonv) u know that u almso blew ur wad
(_worthless_) im just kidding, its dripping for christs sake
(yonv) :O
(Laura) i think greg needs windshield wippers for his monitor =/
(yonv) HAHA!
(yonv) its dripping
(yonv) haha
(Laura) haha
(_worthless_) are you kidding me? the way i bust that good nut i could break the screen
(yonv) greg has the clapper
* yonv does the clap n slide thing
(yonv) haaaaay
(yonv) lmao
(tastersis) there is a mosquito as big as a damn bird in here
(h3x) im out this bitch
* yonv moon walks on mike's ass
* h3x does tha electric slide on tha way out
(h3x) lol
(yonv) lmao
(h3x) wit a mix of cwalkin n shit talkin
(h3x) *dueces*
(yonv) CAUSE THIS IS THRILLAAAHHHH
(yonv) lmao
(tastersis) as long are your not doing the HUMP
(h3x) lmao
(yonv) haha
* h3x does tha runnin man
(h3x) yuh yuhhh yuhhhhhh
(yonv) haha
(yonv) i would pay
(yonv) to see u do the running man
(tastersis) i wish these fuckers will stop talking to me so i can play online
(tastersis) it never fails, when i am bored there aint shit to do, and when i am occupied they talk nonstop
(yonv) mike lets go get grilled out and get jerry curls
(Sam) HAVE A COKE AND A SMILE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
(yonv) bitch i'll come to the bama
(Guest95191) nickserv is an *** hole
(scouse_lad) does any1 wanna talk to 43 year old aids victim pm me
(ash26) 3 ducks walk into a bar. the first duck sits down and orders a beer. the bartender, naturally curious, asks the duck what his name is, the duck replies, oh! im sorry. im huey. bartender asks how the duck is doin, he says "oh just fine, ive been in and out of puddles all day" the bartender nods, and goes to talk to the second duck.
(ash26) duck says his name is louie
(ash26) orders a beer
(ash26) bartender again asks how his day is going, and get sthe same reply "oh just fine, ive been in an outa puddles all day!"
(ash26) so the bartender goes to the third duck
(ash26) who has reached behind the co unter and is downing a bottle of vodka
(ash26) looks up at the bartender
(ash26) "my name is puddles, an dun ask how my fuckin day has been"
(Royster) this dwarf in an elevator turns to the woman next to him n says "can i smell your pussy??"
(Royster) "no!" she said"
(Royster) "oh, must be your feet"
(krazie) how do u make 5 lbs of fat look sexy
(krazie) put a nipple on it
(A|R) come to me...tell me your name....*dances*
(A|R) i hab no poe-feh-shin-al es-peer-reen-ence
(N1X) sex is the best relief of abstinence
(_NaTe_) let me give some advice.. when walking in the oklahoman wilderness.... think again
(_NaTe_) cuz you'll end up naked in the middle of the street
(_NaTe_) shaking off ticks
(_NaTe_) *stares at the sky* not... that.. that.. happened to me or anything
(the13dead) mm: the more you talk line by line and one of those lines says a lonely solitary "the13dead" the more I want to rip your balls off with a monkey wrench
(mm) the13dead: Suck my cock you silly boy and get it over with
(mm) silly faggot dicks are for chicks
(Royster) the13dead is just pissed cuz we won't voice him in teenchatz :p
(ScottK) I'm sorry, 13 - I don't give away souveniers
(Putz) faggot dicks are for chicks
(mm) souveniers
(mm) man
(mm) I watched that mean girls
(ScottK) You'd need more than a monkey wrench, monkey-boy
(the13dead) mm: I wouldn't suck your cock with ScottK's lips
(yonv) when i smell my hand it makes me want to gag
(mm) Channel of the month #outofcontrol!
(mm) GOGOGO
(melissa) YEA
(melissa) We should be channel of the month
(mm) Yup
(melissa) come onnn
(melissa) haha
(Royster) lol
(evans) yea
(ScottK) LOL
(mm) Channel of the month here baby
(melissa) we kick ass in here.
(melissa) i 3nd that
(Royster) it could be fcotm
(acuteangleofdeath) thirdond ?
(melissa) er 2nd
(melissa) hahaha
(melissa) fuck
(ScottK) does the phrase "You're not worthy - you're not worthy" mean anything?
* ScottK chuckles
(mirage) lol Roy
(evans) no
(mm) psssssst
(mm) nope
(acuteangleofdeath) no
(mm) not to me
(melissa) old people chuckle
* mm chuckles back
(mm) ?
(evans) does the phrase 'yer a fuckhead' mean anything?
(evans) heh
(mm) LOL
(acuteangleofdeath) no to that as well
(melissa) hahahhahahahaha
(ScottK) Oh, and who doesn't have a sense of humor now?
(melissa) omg
* netterpooh never chuckles again
(melissa) hahaha
(netterpooh) ;/
(evans) that is my sense of humor
(melissa) i love evans..
* Royster chuckles
(melissa) he should never leave again
(mm) does the phrase "Take a spoon"
(mm) mean anything
(evans) and eat my ass
teenchatz makes it and yet he laughs about it.. OKAY THEN
(yonv) what if you liked the way you tasted
(yonv) and then you get cravings
(yonv) lmao
(melissa) hahaha i have! i dont all the time.. but i taste good
(ScottK) the13dead - it's bad enough to have lots of malaysian users call me "uncle" - don't EVEN go down that road, ok?
* Ninaka eyes glaze over.. until something interesting is talked about
(yonv) well i just cooked this big ass pizza
(yonv) and i was like omfg i forgot i boxed up my plates and they are at my mom's
(yonv) cause i thought i was gonna move n shit
(yonv) well
(yonv) i didnt have anything to put the pizza on
(yonv) so i covered my phone book in tin foil and ate off it it
(yonv) *off of it
(yonv) haha
(yonv) that and my muffin pan ice are probably the two most ghetto things i have done
(yonv) didnt have ice trays so i used a muffin pan...hehe
(mm) Scott is 44
(melissa) you have kids?
(ScottK) Yep
(mm) :)
(ScottK) 5
(melissa) 5 kids
(evans) i hope im not on irc when im 40+
(mm) lol
(mm) me neither
(the13dead) hah
(melissa) ok i understand the being anal now..
(netterpooh) heh
(ScottK) well, actually 4 with one on the way
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(mm) yea fuck you bitch
(Putz) oh sad
(mm) you pussy
(mm) you better leave
(melissa) aww that was good.
(evans) haha
(mm) motherfucker
(mm) FUCKIN RUN AWAY BITCH
(evans) way to tell him matt
(mm) SCURRD ASS HOE
(mm) yea i know evans
(mm) he's lucky he left
(mm) I was about to tell him off
(evans) yea
(mm) right when he left
(melissa) lol we might have had to hold you back :P
(evans) i had yer back
* ScottF is now known as Guest96245
* ScottE is now known as Guest249
* ScottD is now known as Guest12023
* ScottB is now known as Guest47864
* ScottA is now known as Guest32647
(Guest15285) SPERM BURPERS
* mm (None@64.217.142.u988=) Quit (Kill by Dave!davee@=4Nvnmi.webchat.org (heres some more abuse for ya :P))
(Dia[behaving-elsewhere]) thx sweetie
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(Dia[behaving-elsewhere]) wb!
(mm) gg me
(mm) :(
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(Dave) why bother?
(mm) haha
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(mm) owned
(Dave) lol
(mm) you got served
(BlackKitten) i came
(BlackKitten) i saw
(BlackKitten) i sloobered on my keyboard
(BlackKitten) G'night too
(_worthless_) why are women so difficult?
(_worthless_) happens to me all the time =(
(Tasha) So men can ask why are we so difficult.
(_worthless_) good answer
(Tasha) hehe
(_worthless_) keeps focused i guess
(_worthless_) keeps us*
(Royster) aw crap
(Royster) looks like xenosaga crashed on me
(Royster) it froze :/
(Laura) kill it
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* Laura gives u art
(Laura) pretend its him
* Laura smiles innocently at art
(TheRealDeNiaL) i have a small penis
(Spic) my bootyhole hurts from a long night of eating gumbo
(Spic) haha
(Vipe) sounds like a hole lotta fun
(Spic) :|
(Spic) harrr
(Spic) my hole is lots of fun
(Spic) harrrr
* Spic ass claps
(riddler) i wanna goto a strip club and give some strippers some kinda drug that gives em mad gas
(riddler) so they blowin ass while danci
(riddler) hahah
(riddler) *POLE DANCES* *rips booty hole*
(Sere[WorkingOnEnglishProj]) The ops are out in force
(Sere[WorkingOnEnglishProj]) And the perverts seem to be laying low...
(Sere[WorkingOnEnglishProj]) Where are you guys when the perverts are here?
(_worthless_) yeah i rub peanut butter on my nuts and go to the local dairy farm
(MikeV) Is a 4inch non errect dick tiny for a 6ft tall 17 year old? som1 told me it was, please b 100% honest
(_worthless_) my name means "all knowing" how about yours? mine..why my name means itchy vaginal fungus with cheesey gray discharge"
* _worthless_ gargles paully's nuts
(Katie) Someday
(Katie) by Aries Keck
(Katie) Someday
(Katie) I know there will come a day,
(Katie) when we're older.
(Katie) And we'll meet again,
(Katie) at a reunion,
(Katie) or a wedding.
(Katie) And you'll smile and say something nice,
(Katie) like "you look great",
(Katie) or "I heard about the baby".
(Katie) And I'll smile, and say something like,
(Katie) "I hope you burn in hell.
(Katie) Asshole"
(Lovetochat) How do you set up a number or something so if you want certain people to talk to you they press that number?
(Battrax) the colon key is superglued
(Royster) i hugged someone whilst they were getting humped
(luckyguest) are the blue people the parents of tennchatz
(ZanDire) Yesterday... I think I had a gay lisp when I said something. :(
(jenks) tonight is the schools prom. hehe. its so funny seeing people drive around in tractors with gowns on.
(_worthless_) im an average height stocky muscular chub-tub of quivering man meat
(_worthless_) ...with a sensitve side
(_worthless_) i cried at finding nemo
(_worthless_) all 150 times i watched it
(_worthless_) oh...and i can do splits!
(_worthless_) im a whole package
(supa) bear can do the splits eh?
* supa 's penis jumps again
(TheRealDeNiaL) its ok i have a 2 inch penis and a 15 inch tounge
(Laura) LOL nice pic
(dEMenSE) lol thanks
(dEMenSE) im naked
(dEMenSE) :(
(Laura) haha
(Laura) i can tell
(supa) :O
(_worthless_) me and my hand puppet dont count bro
(dEMenSE) lol
(dEMenSE) naked with my lube
(dEMenSE) woot!
(supa) :(
* Laura blinks
(supa) so u mean it was just you i had sex with?!
* dEMenSE clears his throat
(dEMenSE) i mean..
(_worthless_) and my hand puppet
(supa) :O
(supa) well... the had puppet was better
(supa) :O
(_worthless_) and my hand puppet was on the rag so thats just nasty
(dEMenSE) cut ur finger?
(_worthless_) you deprived son of a...
(supa) man thats nasty
(supa) i swear we have to be related
(supa) lmao
(_worthless_) oh come on, you both know have done it
(_worthless_) you leave the shower running and dont look down
(supa) i have done some pretty fucked up stuff
(supa) lmao
(_worthless_) besides, you dont have to spend as much time trying to get her wet
(_worthless_) of course theres always when it gets crispy
(supa) dude
(supa) thats so gross
(supa) OMG THATS SO GROSS
(supa) HAHAHA
(Kate\away) oh jeez
(Laura) uhhhhhhh
(supa) crispy
(supa) HAHA
* supa gags
* Kate\away leaves again
(_worthless_) and clots are hell to get out of hair
(Laura) .....
(supa) haha!
(_worthless_) especially the short curly kind
(dEMenSE) ROFL!
(Kate\away) /clear
(_worthless_) it was the best of times it was the worst of times, so the story of my herpes begins..
(v0rt3x) ITS NOT THE FACE YOU FUCK ITS THE FUCK YOU FACE!