Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
05/01/04
(Sam) (Royster) i like seeing pretty girls
(Sam) yeah, it's tough to find pretty girls in porn when their face is always covered in goo
(Sexy_Chicka) ne single guys want a gf press 123 or pm me
(dikk) lauras trip to the zoo's pics ends with 2 cocks
(alicia) why eat when you can surf the web and sit on irc
(Laura) u can surf n sit on here n eat too tho
(dEMenSE) thas what i do!
(dEMenSE) "TO GO BITCH, I GOT SOME IRC'N TO DO!"
(ash26) there was a story here int he news yonv
(ash26) about this farmer
(ash26) who was uhm..
(ash26) having some fun with his livestock.
(ash26) and got a disease and they couldnt figure out
(ash26) what the fuck it was
(ash26) it was like, a sheep yeast infection or something
(Ninaka) i think if everyone in this room met one day all at once, it'd be a freakin' orgy
(supa) orgy or a blood bath
(supa) id probably kill half the ppl
(Dave) laura you can get me a pocket pussy for my birthday in june
(Laura) hah
(Laura) thas a small pussy
(Dave) lol
(melissa) ehem
(supa) make sure you get the one made out of cyber skin
(Dave) smaller the better..
(supa) or it wont feel good
(supa) haha
(melissa) woa i coulda totally made a comment
(TexXxaS) i wanna catch my record of 7 orgasmes in a 24hour period
(ConcreteAnge|) i wanna touch penis :(
(Laura) TERI SAID PENIS?!
(Royster) :/
(ConcreteAnge|) yes i said penis!
(Royster) teri is obsessed with penis and anal beads
(Laura) OMG
(ConcreteAnge|) anal beadsssssss
(ConcreteAnge|) laura where u been got over the penis thing long ago
* Laura blinks
(Laura) but
(Laura) teri
(Laura) said penis
(ConcreteAnge|) peeeeenissssssssss
* Laura falls n twitches
(ConcreteAnge|) i also say cum
(Chr|s) It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
(Chr|s) Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos
(Chr|s) texas laws
(Chr|s) A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
* PsychotherapistAtWork is now known as PsychoAtWork
(PsychoAtWork) =)
(Adam) Much better
(Adam) "LAURA I WANT TO KILL MYSELF HE'S A DICK" "And how does that make you feel?"
»»» clint joined
(clint) Just as I suspected..
(clint) Dead as fuck..
* clint Quit (QUIT: User exited)
(v0rt3x) HAH fooled him
(v0rt3x) ..
(supa) haha
(AstroGrrL) i just swallowed an ungodly ammount of smoke
(h3x) lmao
(h3x) i didnt even get thru tha smoke part
(h3x) n was like omg
(h3x) this girl is great
(supa) MIKE HAS THE SHITS!
(supa) HES SMOKING A NEWPORT ON THE SHITTER
(supa) !!
(supa) CAUSE THATS WHAT PEOPLE IN THE GHETTO DO
* h3x grabs his stomach
(supa) lmao
(supa) whats up dookie
(D00k) not much
(supa) not you bitch
(supa) mike
(D00k) fair enough
(supa) lmao
(h3x) wha
(_NaTe_) oh man.. if you wanna hook up with kasey be my guest
(_NaTe_) ill contact the support group and let them know we should be execting an addition shortly
(_NaTe_) expecting*
(mm) Im dissapointed
(mm) I am a virgin
(mm) and im 20 years old
(mm) I am waiting for that special girl
(playgirl_6969) IM 14 and im not a virgin
(Glistening) perverts are people who rebel against being ugly and rejected by even the most desperate group of girls such as mask
(Laura) but im not ugly or rejected and ima perv =)
(NIGGERFO_LIFE) cotton
(NIGGERFO_LIFE) but...
(NIGGERFO_LIFE) thats just sooooo fuc* up
(NIGGERFO_LIFE) Im not even black though
(Pimpstress) then y does ur name say ****** fo life?
(NIGGERFO_LIFE) what
(NIGGERFO_LIFE) nucking futs
(NIGGERFO_LIFE) cuz i wana be black
(NIGGERFO_LIFE) duh
(ShanaShadowcat) *Eyes the Demon of Hate, her emerald eyes flickering with sin.*
(Dia[SlowlyGettinSexay]) yea i think u need to get off the puter n see a therapist
* ShanaShadowcat is a computer geek :-)
(ShanaShadowcat) ( ....That was NOT what I meant to push! )
(ShanaShadowcat) *Stares at The Demon of Hate, narrowing her eyes into almost a glare.*
(Dia[SlowlyGettinSexay]) ..
* The_Demon_of_Hate stabs at shana with his sword
(alicia) *stares at laura, narrowing her brown eyes in confusioN*
(supa) I NEED WEED
(supa) omfg
(supa) i swear its addictive
(supa) they lie when they are like harrr its not addictive
* supa smokes a piece of carpet
(dEMenSE) red light means its recording
(dEMenSE) !
(dEMenSE) er CHARGING
(dEMenSE) shit i fucked that one up
(dEMenSE) haha
(Guest61597) markie how do i change my nick
* markie is now known as newnick
(newnick) opps
(Billy_Buttsex) never leave computer when there are others around
(Billy_Buttsex) or your name gets changed
* Billy_Buttsex is now known as Naked_Cowboy
(cute_baby_girl) if ur a cute guy pm me plzz,but if ur ugly u can forgot it lol
(erik) diablo2 wont work anymore!!!
(erik) noOOOO!!!
(erik) welp... there goes my life
* george_bush is now known as sucky-sucky-5-dolla
(supa) wear a condom, pull out, then make her do a handstand for 5 mins then drink a table spoon full of bleach while jumping on a bed
* S-E-X-Y-Hot-10-year-old (~java@216.37.139.TC374=) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
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(Slammer) NONE OF YOU ARE JAPANESE AND YOU NEVER WILL BE
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(Mr_Bunny_FuFu) mr bunny fufu hoppin through the forest,scoopin up the field mice and boppin them on the head and the other one true to
(Laurna) type 42192 if ur a guy and are interested in a 12 year old and her birthday is today
are they gettin younger or am i gettin older?!?!
(Royster) you know you want a humping dog
(Laura) humpin dog? lol
(KaNNabI) humpin dogs rawk!
(PIMP_O_LICIOUS) I spoke how i wants 2 dog
(Mike88) well when you spoke....you should speel correctly hommie
(supa) all of my exes have the same thing in common
(supa) they all have serious mental issues
(supa) hehe
eyuan23: i wanna do those things with my arms
eyuan23: it's like you're sayin "no" with your arms
eyuan23: by waving it in and out
eyuan23: but it's supposed to look cool
eyuan23: lol
eyuan23: why isn't there a word for it!?
eyuan23: argh
(EpOna`) If i married russell crowe
(EpOna`) I'd be Jo Crowe
(becca`) adda boy
(becca`) exactamondo
(becca`) omg i cant beliee i wrote that
(mm) but your welcome to discuss it with mr wiggles
(becca`) hrm...what a name
(mm) he likes female company
(becca`) i could imagine with a name like tha
(Sam) mine's long and straight
(Sam) wait..
(Shannon) i went into town last night and havnt been home yet
(Shannon) Sun Apr 18 07:59:37 2004
(Shannon) 8am
(Laura) ur not at home?
(Shannon) nope
(Laura) where r u? lol
(Shannon) internet cafe playing online games
(Shannon) ive been sitting here for.. 14 hours
(Shannon) =o
» cHaOs - [Ops #outofcontrol:] i'm going to change my name to PoopingPanda
» cHaOs - [Ops #outofcontrol:] nah... A`Pooping`Panda
* Native`SonTongueKissesBryan makes the seckz with bryan
(Native`SonTongueKissesBryan) mmm ohyus
* bryan grabs his ankles :<
(Native`SonTongueKissesBryan) lmao!
(Native`SonTongueKissesBryan) familiar with the drill eh?
(mm) GRRR
(mm) I hate being hot
(mm) i hate being a stud
(j0k3r) lol
(mm) puts me in so many situations
(crabbyali) haha
* Dia[ripping-ears-off-now] pats matt
(j0k3r) damnit
(j0k3r) they got a td
(j0k3r) =(
* mirage chex mm's temp
(mirage) r ya aight?
* mm sighs
(mm) WHy cant i be ugly like the rest of the world
(mm) jesus
* mirage lafs
* brandy dies laughing.
(mm) yea laugh it up
* mirage hands u a knife .. here .. go for it
(mm) your lucky i dont have my problem
(mm) YOUR LUCKY
(mm) BRANDY
* brandy giggles.
(mm) no one knows what its like
(mm) to be the bad ass
(dEMenSE) dude if i were her id have sex w/ myself all the time
(dEMenSE) wait, i do that anyway
(dEMenSE) HAHA
(True_Swisher) mexican girl r u a mexican girl
(Dia[fewd]) yes
(Dia[fewd]) im a pig
(cHaOs) piggie wiggy!
(cHaOs) but ur just the cutest little piggy wig ever
(cHaOs) yes u are
(cHaOs) u ju ju juju ju juuuu
(cHaOs) yes ju aree
(cHaOs) hhaaassaaa good piggy
(Joye) better than when i was a kid, and id just go to this one house, and take their mail
(Joye) it was just this one house tho
(Joye) i dont know what ti was about it
(Joye) i think it was because they had the biggest house on my block
(Joye) and i never saw them
(Joye) so
(Joye) if you dont exist
(Joye) and youre rich
(Joye) you dont REALLY need mail
(Joye) thats what they have assistants for, right?
(jenks) i would have sex with britney..but the fact that she doesn't sing her songs live really irritates me.
(Netrix) Notice From : ConfirmAccount #outofcontrol Notice Are : NickServ: You need to confirm your nick, if you dont in 60 seconds, your nick will be deleted. Use: /msg ConfirmAccount confirm
(Netrix) wtf????
(Netrix) that's awsome
(Netrix) lmao
(Royster) yep services impersonation :)
(Netrix) That's the greatest prank i've seen yet
(Sam) -
(Sam) -> *ConfirmAccount* confirm Sam dieyoufuckingtroll
(Sam) (ConfirmAccount) k
(Sam) (ConfirmAccount) lol
(mm) I thought iwas gay
(mm) it*
(mm) i thought IT
(Royster) is it just me or does anyone else find people asking asl in your pm being rude n nosey?
(j0k3r) i find it sexy
(Royster) i mean, you wouldn't walk up to some person in a bar and say "how old are you, where do you come from and are those real?"
(j0k3r) the s stands for sex
(j0k3r) not bra size
(j0k3r) ;o
(Royster) well
(Royster) if you were in a bar
(Royster) and walked up to a girl
(Royster) would you really be asking what sex she was?
(j0k3r) well, that's why this isn't a bar :P
(Pi_Pan_Yee) does 311 pounds sound sexy to you?
(Royster) in my bank account it does
(KingDarrick) Never have phone x with Abbey.
(KingDarrick) She sux.
(acidklown) I have fun cybering with cassie, and playing trivia ;)
(Laura) u cyber cheated on me sean!??!
(Laura) omg
(Laura) bastard
(acidklown) NO
»»» A`Sneezing`Cow kicked acidklown (cheater.)
(Paully) the one time i talked to yonv on the phone, he was wasted
(Paully) and he moo'ed
(Vipe) yonv almost called me once when he got locked in a bathroom stal drunk off his ass and couldnt get out
aww an he wasn't there to defend himself!
(Joye) i almost had justin convinced that his gay impression turned me on
(Smurfete09) Laura have I mentioned that if I had a penis I'd do you?
(Smurfete09) you are hot
(Laura) haha
(Laura) thx? *lix*
(A`Sneezy`Cow) suh weet
(A`Sneezy`Cow) sam you don't need a penis
* Laura winks
(A`Sneezy`Cow) you just need a hole
(A`Sneezy`Cow) which you both have
(A`Sneezy`Cow) suh weet.
(Laura) hah
(Smurfete09) lol
(Sam) (A`Sneezy`Cow) sam you don't need a penis
(Sam) i do too
(TheRealDenial) not when they are practacally in tears because of it
(TheRealDenial) it gets hard to concentrate ya know
(A`Sneezing`Cow) lol
(Dia[picamatures]) omg
(Dia[picamatures]) get a smaller one art
(Dia[picamatures]) =P
(TheRealDenial) a smaller what?
(TheRealDenial) my penis is small enough as it is
(Dia[picamatures]) awww!
(Chris-) BACK: Taking A Piss (Gone For: 7mins 56secs)
(the13dead) I'm no longer a teen
(the13dead) heh, I come in here and wait until they turn into 18
(Chris-) hey
(Chris-) i got a question
(Chris-) if u got fired from working in porn
(Chris-) what would be the reason
(A`Sneezing`Cow) lol
(A`Sneezing`Cow) Chris- : because you refused to swallow.
(Chris-) i bet u would feel pretty shitty
(Chris-) haha
(A`Sneezing`Cow) wait
(A`Sneezing`Cow) they want facials
(A`Sneezing`Cow) so maybe if you consistantly swallowed.
(j0k3r) XTCGirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(XTCGirl) hi
(j0k3r) whats up~?
(XTCGirl) pm me
(j0k3r) why
(j0k3r) i don't even know you
(j0k3r) :-[
(Herillio) if it weren't for the gothic people, what would you have to compare yourself to?
(A`Sneezing`Cow) what makes you a prep exactly?
(PreppyTiffany04) well im a cheerleader for starters lol
(cHaOs) u know... i wouldn't give my nickpass to anyone
(cHaOs) not my wife, not my best friend, no one
(cHaOs) i just wouldn't want people to have the ability to even pretend to be me
(MentallyDark) how bout your split personality?
(cHaOs) i wouldn't even give it to him
(cHaOs) or her
(krazie) the best movie i will never forget
(krazie) we were waitin in the theatre
(krazie) and the previews come on
(krazie) and its all scary lookin movie come son
(krazie) and it goes
(krazie) come see
(krazie) JEEPERS CREEPERS
(krazie) and every busted laughin
(WaM) damnit
(WaM) doesnt work for me
(WaM) #Teenchatz You're not channel operator
(WaM) i need +v
(WaM) +v me so i can mass kick all!
»»» mm Sets +v WaM
(WaM) yes!
(Diamond) ..
(WaM) now i get to kick all
(mm) ok
(mm) do it
(mm) ....
(mm) idiot
(WaM) ok one sec
(WaM) let me find the right command
* j0k3r was kicked out of #teenchatz by WaM (kick)
(WaM) yes
(WaM) right there
* j0k3r enters #teenchatz
* j0k3r gets voiced by ChanServ
(j0k3r) :(
(WaM) gets voiced?
* N1X fights for custody of laura's left boob
original!
(dEMenSE) i ate at a hella good pizza place in chicago, imagine that
(mirage) I've been in Dave's old clan's server
(mirage) but now they put a password to it ..
(mm) lol
(mm) oops
(mirage) they got me addicted and now they want me out?
(mirage) noway
(mm) hahaha
(j0k3r) how was your day tom?
(MentallyDark) bad
(j0k3r) you're supposed to say good
(j0k3r) so i don't feel uncomfortable
(dEMenSE) HOLY GEZUS WHAT ARE THESE GOD DAMN ANIMALS
(The_Devil_Inside) !
(alicia) ?
(Herillio) ...
(Herillio) I know I smell bad
(Herillio) but that's just too far
(i_am_hotguy) i am da hottest guy in here
(Some_guy) Because they're..13 years old?!
(blitz_skitz) its too young
(Some_guy) You can't even tell what sex they are without taking off the pants
(Mikey`) sheesh.
(Mikey`) there used to be intelligent people on IRC.
(alicia) :| why am i checkbook retarded
(AstroGrrL) haha
(AstroGrrL) i am checkbook empty
(alicia) ooh ok i'm no longer retarded i just can't read my own writing
(mm) do they sell dildo's on ebay?
(mm) and like
(mm) sex toys?
(Distroey) used ones
(brandy) and std`s come along for free.
(j0k3r) Laura
(Laura) WHERES THE OLDER MEN
(j0k3r) are you related to a michael jackson ?
(Laura) do i look white?!?!
(cHaOs) mann
(cHaOs) uhhh hate to say this
(cHaOs) but i'm extremely stoned
(cHaOs) lol
(cHaOs) i have a perma-grin on my face
(cHaOs) i can't get rid of it
(ash26) goddamn you chris
(ash26) you didnt call me, I so coulda used a bowl
(cHaOs) when i try to get rid of it, it makes me laugh
(ash26) you bastard
(Katie) if i swallow a seed thingy
(KaNNabI) why did butters have to get a ninja star stuck in his eye..?
(Katie) will a grapefruit grow inside me~?
(KaNNabI) yessh!
(KaNNabI) it happend to me :(
i used to not eat seeds cuz i thought that =/
(MGS2_Snake) I have a 2inch dik
(dEMenSE) Just admiring the shape of your skull
(ThornWithin) Guest67396: wrong channe try #hornylewzerslookinforyounggirlsonlinetocyberwith
(Cassie`) h2o, the essential mix
(Godson) water?
(True_Swisher) who needs water
(kidf) usher is not gay
(Native`Son) i asked my great grandma if she tossed salad
(Native`Son) she was like HAR WELL OFCOURSE!
(Native`Son) haha
(Native`Son) what a dumb old bitch
(A`Sneezing`Cow) virgin 3somes
(A`Sneezing`Cow) suck because it's too awkward
(A`Sneezing`Cow) you gotta get into the groove a few times
(A`Sneezing`Cow) kinda like..breaking it in
(A`Sneezing`Cow) except..
(A`Sneezing`Cow) yeah.
(v0rt3x) alicia
(v0rt3x) come to canada
(v0rt3x) we got good health coverage
(v0rt3x) :D
(v0rt3x) marry me
(v0rt3x) and
(v0rt3x) ya
(v0rt3x) ..
(v0rt3x) I offer many things
(v0rt3x) like
(v0rt3x) warm room
(v0rt3x) roof over head
(v0rt3x) food
(v0rt3x) and sex
(v0rt3x) please respond to my add
(v0rt3x) k thx
(v0rt3x) ..
* mm looks for the number
* v0rt3x waits patiently
(alicia) haha
(mm) wheres the number
(kate8) who am i gonna stare at condoms with?
(A`Sneezing`Cow) mm
(A`Sneezing`Cow) matt manning
(A`Sneezing`Cow) you whore
(A`Sneezing`Cow) you never call
(A`Sneezing`Cow) you never write
(A`Sneezing`Cow) YOU'RE A FUCKING SLUT!
(OVERRIDE) stfu
(A`Sneezing`Cow) :(
...more comin =)
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