Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
04/03/04
(Guest10719) can u webchat on here??
(Lord_Neptune) i wear a black leather strap, a black gun holster, a black cowboy hat and black cowboy boots sometimes on Saturdays when i'm alone
(N1X) oh i know!
(Laura) chris is older than me!
(N1X) i'm the most immature!
(Laura) there u go
(N1X) =0)
(cHaOs) hehe
(TheRealDenial) i have the smallest penis
(acidklown) I'M NOT A NIGGER IM A KLOWN FUCKER!
(rebldomakr) you fuck klowns?
(Joye) ive watched things on tv about people that consistently go into chatrooms
(Joye) and im like
(Joye) dood, that person sucks ass
(Joye) and then
(Joye) i get on irc
(Joye) and i realize
(Joye) i really suck ass.
(Joye) maybe i should change that someday
(Coopa) bisexuals need to make up there mind
* manshoon is now known as HORNY-SHAVED-GUY
(Soldarius) so you have the pornstar trim too eh?
(Fuzzymeatball) may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
(Dave) want to know a difference between a wife and a job?
(Dave) after 10 years the job still sucks
(ZanDire) flambouyantly_challenged: Are you gay?
(flambouyantly_challenged) yeah
(flambouyantly_challenged) dur
(ZanDire) flambouyantly_challenged: Score!
(ZanDire) *hopes on flambouyantly_challenged's lap*
(SpykeMike) WEBMASTER MAFIA
* Rose-Awaya phone rapes Katie
(Katie) w00t
(Rose-Awaya) ;)
(Rose-Awaya) anywho
(Rose-Awaya) phone
(Katie) oh sure
(Katie) rape n leave
(Katie) =|
(Katie) no post rape pillow talk?
(Rose-Awaya) You're big enough to talk to yourself.
(Katie) !
(Katie) sad katie =(
(Rose-Awaya) I'll pillow talk with you later. Preferably with you tied up and takling through the pillow.
(SistahMaryDia) HES GETTIN ME A MACHINE!!!
(Erosion) what kind of machine?
(SistahMaryDia) ummmmmmmmmmm
(SistahMaryDia) do i hafta answer tha?
(Erosion) nevermind
(SistahMaryDia) hehe
(Sam) i'm lost
* SistahMaryDia finds u
* SistahMaryDia is now known as NekkidChiCaPoo
(NekkidChiCaPoo) iiiiiiiii bb =D
* Erosion buys himself a machine
(NekkidChiCaPoo) um sweetie..
(NekkidChiCaPoo) mm is n 99: get a machine!
(NekkidChiCaPoo) mm is n 99: u know like in porns
(NekkidChiCaPoo) daqnbrat: wha machine
(NekkidChiCaPoo) daqnbrat: eh?
(NekkidChiCaPoo) mm is n 99: its like a penis machine
(NekkidChiCaPoo) mm is n 99: and it runs on its own
(NekkidChiCaPoo) daqnbrat: *blinks*
(NekkidChiCaPoo) daqnbrat: i want
(NekkidChiCaPoo) mm is n 99: you jus sit there and take it
(NekkidChiCaPoo) u don't want tha machine
(Erosion) yes I do
(Erosion) how do you know I would not want one of those#?
(NekkidChiCaPoo) lol
(NekkidChiCaPoo) okay!
(NekkidChiCaPoo) *shakes head*
(the13dead) I've decidedthat IRC is an MMORPG where I play the role of a hopeless nerd :(
(v0rt3x) OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE,
(v0rt3x) WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
(v0rt3x) GO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT.
(v0rt3x) FUCK WERE ALL DEAD, GET THE FUCK OUT...
(v0rt3x) hahaha
(cHaOs) eh?
(Paully) spazz
(the13dead) haha, suck all three of my nuts
(Sheep_On_Drugs) the13dead.. u get the forth and fifth removed??
(Dave) I remember the last time I went to a movie theater with a chick I fingered her in the theater
(Dave) lol
all while we're talkin about the passion of the christ!
(dEMenSE) woot
(dEMenSE) ur sexxxy
(dEMenSE) in a church freak kinda way
(dEMenSE) >:)
(Megs) and oh so innocent ;)
(Megs) LOL
* dEMenSE humps megs
(Megs) one of those sexy catholic school girls
(dEMenSE) yea
(dEMenSE) lol
(Megs) yum
(dEMenSE) do u have a uniform?!
(Megs) yes
(dEMenSE) oO
(Megs) NO
(Megs) lol
(dEMenSE) DAMNIT
(A`Sneezing`Cow) man my ex gf had these
(A`Sneezing`Cow) HUGE calouses on her feet
(A`Sneezing`Cow) like hell i was gonna suck on those
(Laura) wow
(Laura) nice thing to come back to!
(Laura) really!
(A`Sneezing`Cow) LAU : NO QUOTING!
(Laura) TOO LATE
(Laura) HAHA
* Laura sneezes
(Laura) whoa
(Laura) orgasm
(Megs) bless u
(Laura) thank u =)
(dEMenSE) nice
* Laura is now known as Dia[changin]
(Joye) bahahahah
(Joye) laura orgasms
* dEMenSE gives laura some pepper and a camera
(Joye) and then goes off to change
* Joye licks lauras clothes
* Joye giggles
(snugglebutt) brb fuckers
(dEMenSE) u made me look like a satanic elton john
(Campbell) I went to an all boys high school
(Campbell) I know a few guys who ended up like a bundle of sticks
(Native`Son) fags
(Native`Son) haha!
(Campbell) but like...
(Campbell) the worst was when we caugh Simon Bythe
(Campbell) he was a border
(Native`Son) O_o
(Campbell) and we were going to pick up some boarding house award ( I didn't board, it was a sports award)
(Campbell) Anyways
(Campbell) we walked into the showers
(Laura) ima be scared
(Native`Son) O_O
...ready?
(Campbell) and theres Simon Bythe with a jar of apple sauce and a small wooden phallic object stuffed up his arse
(Laura) hahahaha
(Laura) GROSS
(Laura) haha
(Campbell) I think it was a toilet roll holder thinger
(Native`Son) what.. the mother fuck
(Campbell) you know those wooden roller things?
(Campbell) apparently American Pie wasn't the first to think of apples and sex
(Laura) hahaha
(Native`Son) thats just
(Native`Son) not cute
(Native`Son) what did he say?
(Campbell) nothing
(Campbell) what could he say
(Campbell) what could we say
(Campbell) we just looked blinked
(Native`Son) well i dont know you
(Native`Son) but i would have said a whole lot
(Native`Son) haha
(Campbell) and turned around walked out VERY fast
(Campbell) got down the stairs and collapsed in alughter
(Native`Son) i would have stood right there
(Native`Son) with my eyes all up in his shit
(Native`Son) and been like
(Native`Son) WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT INY OUR ASS?!
(Native`Son) OH MY GOD
(Native`Son) EVERYONE COME LOOK
(Native`Son) then i would have been like omfg i know u dont have some apple sauce and a wooden thing in your ass
(Campbell) Yonv: within an hour most of the school knew
(Campbell) within a week bythe was no longer at the school
* Laura haunts chris for the rest of his life
(Laura) ima scare away all the ladies
(Laura) =)
(cHaOs) alright wet dreams for eternity!
(cHaOs) yay!
(Laura) pfffft not
(Laura) ima haunt u wif tha
(cHaOs) ?
(Laura) i'll give u gay sex dreams babycakes
(cHaOs) NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Laura) OH YEAH
(Distroey) lol
* h3x /clear
(Laura) wif my huge penis
(Laura) lol
(cHaOs) NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
* h3x /clear
* h3x /clear
* h3x /clear
* h3x /clear
(Laura) haha
(cHaOs) ACK
*gets tha strap on for chris*
(spiceone) any gurls from 18 to 60 lol wana talk pm me
(Mizz_Teknikal) hm
(Mizz_Teknikal) i live on the other side of the country from cali
(SAMIs) heyy babe
(SAMIs) well i wish i can talk with u a day
(Laura) ?
(SAMIs) well u have time ?
(Laura) do i know u?
(SAMIs) nope
(SAMIs) but i would like to talk to u a day
(SAMIs) well i always tell u if u have time and u always no
(Laura) lol
(SAMIs) soo can i talk with ?
(Laura) sure..
(SAMIs) (:
(SAMIs) iok
(SAMIs) i gtg]
* cHaOs makes love to the french fry
* cHaOs buys the french fry flowers
(MentallyDark) i bet he gives the french fry oral :P if ya know what i mean
(cHaOs) haha
(cHaOs) i'm gonna have little french fry children
(cHaOs) and you will all be jealous!
(cHaOs) i might at a few of them, but it won't matter
(cHaOs) cuz i'll have like 50 children
(cHaOs) and when i run out, i'll get this french fry hoe pregnant again!
(MentallyDark) midwest rools :P
(manshoon) AAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
* Laura looks at tom
(manshoon) lmao
(MentallyDark) lol
(Laura) i ahfta quote tha
(MentallyDark) lol
(MentallyDark) yay i made a quote for once!
(MentallyDark) i'm like never quoted
* Joye is now known as drunkenpeeinggirl
* supa gives himself head
(_NaTe_) IM GOING TO ITALY
(_NaTe_) IM GUNNA HAVE SEX WITH ITALIAN BOYS
(_NaTe_) errr
(_NaTe_) i mean..
(_NaTe_) boys
(trena) iam a mather ****** gansta
(Guest17907) i had sex last night with my hot 15 year old cousin
(MentallyDark) but you aren't my mother .. i wouldn't enjoy my mother spanking me :P
(ConcreteAnge|) cause jaers on and my uterus is in danger
(h3x) u slut
(h3x) u dont have to infest my computer wit another ugly chicks pic
(h3x) damn u
(supa) bwaaaahahaaaaa
(supa) shes hidious
(h3x) OMG
(h3x) YONV
(h3x) U FUCKIN SLUT
(cHaOs) man 10 minutes without Internet
(cHaOs) i almost went insane
(IRISHDUDE) any girls want to cyber date, we could go download a movie together
(Schnozberry) the funniest dream ive ever had...i was a piece of cheese...
(GroggyLaura) wtf
(GroggyLaura) lol
(Schnozberry) and all the condoments from the fridge were chasing me
(Schnozberry) and my dog
(Schnozberry) haha
(alicia) and her tits are like sag to the belly button tits
(jenks) these two guys who escaped from prison work..ended up being caught where i work. that was excited. i could've been taken HOSTAGE! or raped! well, neither would really suck. but still.
(schnozberry) i like butt-floss
(schnozberry) dont quote me on that PLEASE
(buttseckz) dia said she has a strap on
(buttseckz) it makes me wonder who she used it on
(buttseckz) ....
(buttseckz) hehe
(CowsGoMoo) haha
(Lisa-) hahahaha
(Lisa-) indeed
(SexayBot) omg i did not.. don't lie when im supposedly sleepin
(Lisa-) you always pop up when somebody starts talking about you and you're asleep
hehe =)
(buttseckz) doood if i get any less whorish women im gonna be fucking dead women
(buttseckz) well id rather have a mental whore than a cock loving turbo slut
(Guest13671) no ure weird you homosexual freak u think ure to good for cyber or maybe youre youre scared
(Katie) me and my friends used to call eachother dildos
(Katie) and we didn't know what it meant =(
(Katie) til my mum explained
(Adam) "Mommy! Billy's being a dildo!"
(Katie) no shit.. i used to say it
(Royster) MOM! kitty's being a dildo!
(Katie) apparently it was 'oh shut up you dildo'
(merker) u lots is borin blad
(alicia) 102 with a full head of mullety goodness
(alicia) must be a toupee
(Perro`Pepe) haha
(alicia) or however it's spelled
(Perro`Pepe) yeah its a mullet wig
(alicia) that'd be funny if you lost all your hair and then bought a mullet wig
(h3x) gangsta wit a mullet
(Perro`Pepe) you could braid it
(Perro`Pepe) and put beads in it
(Perro`Pepe) yeah i need a new license
(Perro`Pepe) cause like on my date of birth
(Perro`Pepe) it says 04/24/8
(buttseckz) yeah ron jeremy was a school teacher
(supa) dick thongs
(supa) and if u dunno what a dick thong is.. its a thong with like a sock on the front for ur dick
(supa) and mine is a elephant
(supa) and my ding ding is his trunk
(supa) heheeee
(alicia) does it make a noise?
(SexayBot) For $20 I'll make out with you. What? I'm a catch.
(SexayBot) cute
(BlackKitten) i'll make out iwth you laura
(BlackKitten) Dave: Don't think you ever will either.
(Dave) :(
(Sam) i'll make out with you, dave
(Sam) haha
»»» Dia[talkin2dummy] kicked Jgate (go to #cybersex!)
Jgate is javauser@172.186.247.gA52= * http://www.chat-place.org
Jgate on @#cybersex!)
* ConcreteAnge| cringes
(ConcreteAnge|) ick spider
(ConcreteAnge|) that's y i'm glad i don't have a penis
(Campbell) hang on hymen puppets...
(Campbell) is that like Puppetry of the ***** only this time puppetry of the vagina?
(Laura) geek
(SoNiC_UnDeRCuRrEnT) yes i am =p
(SoNiC_UnDeRCuRrEnT) thats why i have a shirt that says "you are stupid" written in binary
* SoNiC_UnDeRCuRrEnT hides
(Laura) hahaha
(SoNiC_UnDeRCuRrEnT) and the ultimate geek shirt
(SoNiC_UnDeRCuRrEnT) "all your base are belong to us"
(BlackKitten) i didn't mean to bring the whole room into this
(BlackKitten) but you can all line up
(BlackKitten) eat me out
(BlackKitten) and change whenever
(BlackKitten) to today
* DarkOblivion points therm over to michal jackson
(DarkOblivion) you must be 30 inches tall to ride micheal now
* Laura throws bats at u
(Laura) =/
(dEMenSE) the animals
(dEMenSE) or the wooden sticks used to hit baseballs
(Royster) calling me oyster
(Royster) by about 3 years
(Therm) i thought it was spelling error
(Royster) probably longer
(Therm) oyster is cute for you :D
(Diz-phone) lol
(Diz-phone) gives me a reasonto swallow too
(Diz-phone) =)
(Kenzzo) I am a ****** cleaning product.
(rebldomakr) i hope this is a bruise.. i'll continue to poke it so it becomes huge, and then i'll tell people i got my *** kicked if they ask what it is
(Oliver) tell your momma she left her panties at my place :\
(Paully) two words oli
(Paully) varacose veins
(Oliver) oh, you evil.. evil.. boy.
(Punk_) life's a dick..when it gets hard..**** it
(ConcreteAnge|) with men it's beer and sex.. with women it's shopping and sex
(cHaOs) demense
(cHaOs) demense wake up
(cHaOs) yo demense
(cHaOs) hey demense
(cHaOs) DEMENSE WAKE THE FUCK UP OR DIE FUCKER!
(cHaOs) i'm sorry
(cHaOs) demense... i love u! wake up.. pls?
(cHaOs) gross i can't beleive i said that to a dood
* cHaOs spits
(Katie) hymen puppets?!
(cHaOs) this one is like yours laura
(cHaOs) and i might have actually done this before too, lol
(cHaOs) (Jack) I hit a new low today
(cHaOs) (Jack) I claimed lag when I tipped over a cup as I was reaching for it
(cHaOs) (Jack) out loud.
(cHaOs) knock over a cup FUCKING LAG!
(American_Rebel) Sexonthefloor, I would advise you shutup now. I know your ip address, just by a computer program I made. go ahead, try me
(Laura) oh god
(Laura) ur so java
(American_Rebel) not jave, I was a computer hacker. Hint: Was and is not now
(cHaOs) DAMN do u care about anything besides my dick?
(Wench`) WENCH == Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness
(JeSi) Y?
(Diamond) cuz its rude n considered yellin an cuz i said so
(JeSi) WELL I AM TRYIN TO YELL
»»» Diamond kicked JeSi (*whispers in ur ear* LOWER THE CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!)
»»» JeSi (butkool01@172.128.132.US61=) joined
(JeSi) DuDe y Do yOu kEep kIcKiN mE oUt
(The_Devil_Inside) where would I put it
(The_Devil_Inside) .:JeSi:. LOWER YOUR caps LOCK BUTTON
(JeSi) ItS bRoKe sO i hAvE tO dO ThIs
(JeSi) WeLL i gOt nOtHIN eLsE
(JeSi) DUDE STOP MY KEYBOARD IS BROKE MY FAMILY IS POOR
(SQUEAKY_CHICKAN) I WISH TO TOUCH ALL YOUR GULLY HOLES, THEN APPLY THE SHOCKER TO THEM
(clint) the evil demons are crawling out my asshole!
(Lord_Neptune) i dance naked in my room while listening to Hillary Duff
* clint gives laura a half karat diamond
(A`Sneezing`Cow) :D|
(Diamond) HALF
(Diamond) HALF!?!?
(clint) okay okay
(Diamond) BOY
(dEMenSE) lol
(clint) a full karat
(clint) :\
(clint) better than a 1/4
(Diamond) just ONE!?
(cHaOs) i'm going to go all out next time
(cHaOs) i'm gonna tell 'em to cut more than one hair
(alicia) haha
(cHaOs) k that was lame
(cHaOs) type /clear pls
(Royster) hey there the most wonderful girl in the whole world
(Diamond) awww
(Diamond) lies but thank u anyways *snugs*
(Royster) ok so its a lie, but you're way up there.
(clint) i want to die during sex
(clint) :)
(cHaOs) you would
(cHaOs) :P
(clint) I love the emotions
(binitza) No way, I'd rather die after sex
(cHaOs) ya
(cHaOs) that'd be good
(cHaOs) while i'm smokin a cig thinking
(clint) "omg, was i that bad?'
(cHaOs) dayom that was good
(cHaOs) not after lame sex tho
(cHaOs) not after
(binitza) because if u die while having sex, u might die before u get off, and how crap is that?
(cHaOs) i scared clint away
(cHaOs) that's right
(cHaOs) next time u'll think twice before getting killed while having sex
(cHaOs) WON'T YOU!
(Paully) COLOSTOMY EXPLOSION *BOOM--splat*
its bad enough i hafta hear the jokes from my dad lol
(The_chode_man) yeh its 12 inch long and 13 inch wide
(pantylovescrzy) ooooooooo im on top of laura
(pantylovescrzy) =)
(pantylovescrzy) ----------------------------------------------->
(rebldomakr) ooooh i wish i had no uterus
(i_am_hot) ME!
(i_am_hot) IM HOT!
(i_am_hot) READ THE NAME!
(Royster) i think its genetic to british girls
(Royster) turn 16 turn psychobitch from hell
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)