Once upon a time....
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03/01/04
(Lia06) even hot pervy guys are still pervs
(party_chix) who wants to have sex w/ a pig?
(Distroey) i have skinny hips =/
(Distroey) you actually can't tell if i have any
(Laura) u have skinny everything
(ViX) ...everything?
(Distroey) mabye everything
(Guest22560) are you a boy
(Diamond) no
(Guest22560) you are a girl
(hoe4nething) ne guys or girls that like painful cyber and or cyber talk to me!i wanna get with u
(sunstaringatherhusband) omg im so naming my kid pepsi!!!
(Adam) We watched the Vagina Monologues in class today too
(Adam) So I've heard lots of 70 year olds talking about finding their clits
(mm) i'd sleep with anything that walks, runs, or crawls
(clint) HAHA
(clint) OH SHIT
(clint) DUDE JASON
(clint) I FOUND A PICTURE OF ME
* Sir_Edward_Figaro apes Laura
(alicia) apes
(alicia) teehee
* Dia[snood] monkeys dan?
* Sir_Edward_Figaro orangs
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) Beat that
* Dia[snood] michael jacksons
(Dia[snood]) =)
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) Oh
(Sir_Edward_Figaro) You called down the thunder well now YOU GOT IT
(Dia[snood]) haha
(XxSaorixX) thediabolicalonewhocravesdestructionandmayhem@hotmail.com ... >>
(greebwee) And fuck you cunty bitch, I'm not coming back here.. you are selfish beyond recognition. Remove my goddamn sop entry.
(SiKeS[a]) i clank my balls together and out pops the money
* Sir_Edward_Figaro is now known as AliensAreTakingOverMyPants
(AliensAreTakingOverMyPants) It's insanity that nobody's regged this.
(DisasterCatalyst) i'm stupid and smart all wrapped into one
»»» SexayBot kicked krazie (*sticks a banana in your tailpipe*)
»»» krazie joined
»»» ChanServ Sets +o krazie
(SexayBot) goodnight =)
(krazie) im
(krazie) down to fucked
(krazie) fux
(krazie) come on
(krazie) ill take the banana out my tailpipe
(krazie) and use it on u
(krazie) lol
(krazie) ok i quit
(acidklown) LOL
(acidklown) krazie: Why is the banana STILL IN your tailpipe?
(krazie) lol
(Dave) don't ask
(krazie) storage spot
* acidklown ponders
(krazie) lol
(acidklown) lol
(krazie) keepin shit fresh
(krazie) literally
(acidklown) haha
(acidklown) keepin it green?
* acidklown pukes on the thought
(krazie) see
(krazie) u took it to that level
(krazie) where it sounded gay
(krazie) lol
(krazie) u just crossed that border man
(Guest15187) does anyone have the new mathbaster 4.0 with 1.2 gigabites IT~S MY FAV.
(SexayBot) i thought he said the new masturbator 4.0 =/
(acidklown) I did too HAHAH
(SexayBot) haha
(James`) YES PLEASE DRIVE A SPIKE THROUGH MY TESTICLES I APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE I AM 16 AND GOTHIC AND MY DAD DIDN'T BUY ME A CAR.
(Guest28668) hi mummy im dating now
(Guest28668) hes 20
(Guest28668) I havent had my first period yet but thats ok
(Barbie_Doll) it has 1 bit 2 pur em ya an antuha bit 2 'stimulate' the ****
(Barbie_Doll) u cud be a model 4 it if u had a clitoris:S
* v0rt3x inject botox in his *****
(v0rt3x) AHA
(v0rt3x) @!#$!@#$
(Lord_Neptune) i haven't had sex yet but i've been asked before
(SiKeS) me and leah went to lunch yesterday and were at mcdonalds and the talking box asked her what drink she wanted... so leah asked me
(SiKeS) i said "just get me a cock"... so she repeated without thinking.. "i'd like a cock please"
geek
(acidklown) You said rape is not a laughing matter unless you're raping a clown
(acidklown) ;(
(Sam) (krazie) 05-eamon-fuck_it_i_dont_want_you_back-swe.mp3
(Sam) more people need to take that attitude instead of beating a dead horse
(ZanDire) Cute-N-Sassy: Nearly all guys are idiots.
* Soul_Fire dresses up in his man slut halter top and short shorts and head for the streets
(Soul_Fire) word to the working man Pumps are NOT feasable in your line work
* Godforgivemeforbeingcanadian wishes that her dad was an american instead of canadian
(acidklown) First you can't wait to turn 18; you turn 18 and can't wait to turn 21 ; you turn 21 and life sucks, you can't wait until your 65 to retire ; you turn 65 and die.
(acidklown) WELCOME TO LIFE PEOPLE
(TrustNo1`) The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
(TrustNo1`) You're a Siamese Twin.
(TrustNo1`) Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
(TrustNo1`) You're not.
(TrustNo1`) He has a date coming over tonight.
(TrustNo1`) You only have one ass.
(_MaCkEnZiE_) find a happy place.. find a happy place.. find a happy place
(ShadyMissy) martin is a pervert
(ShadyMissy) he just asked if i was a virgin :S
(Laura) im a pervert
(Jake_) well are you??
(ShadyMissy) lol
(Laura) r u a virgin?
(Jake_) lol
(Jake_) hahahaha
(ShadyMissy) does it matter?
(Jake_) yes it matters
(Laura) yes it does
(Jake_) alot
(Laura) cuz then i know what to use on u.. the big dildo or the small one
(Laura) =)
(J_Dogg) hey shady, answer the question maybe youll get lucky
* SageGirl chokes
(Laura) ima marry a gay dude.. that way we both can cheat, he can be my best friend, and honestly tell me if i look fat
(Laura) =)
(Laura) an be as good at fashion as i am
(Dave) omg i had like 5 random people msg me in 30 seconds
(Dave) time for my script to go back on I guess
(Royster) everyone whois Dave!
(Dave) for every whois I get I kill roy
......
* Royster (youdunwann@=9ckpnv-550-585.freeuk.com) Quit (Kill by Dave!davee@=Wedodd.webchat.org (laura whoised me again so heres #4))
(Odhin) canada is in america, you imbecile
(Odhin) you're residing in the UNITED STATES, idiot
(Odhin) america is a continent
(Odhin) and canada, america, mexico, as well as south AMERICAN places are in america
(Odhin) therefore, shut the **** up
(Sam) dave kill me for spamming malay porn
* Sam (sam@=TpEur.cpe.hoov.al.charter.com) Quit (Kill by Dave!davee@=Wedodd.webchat.org (don't spam malay porn))
YAY!
(acidklown) We have these flys that come in this room, and they are stoned, and really retarded
(acidklown) They are slow, like, VERY slow
(acidklown) This one just crawled on my mouse, and I flicked it, and it hit the wall and died.
(MrsSqueakyClean) u know whats sad
(MrsSqueakyClean) i drag my laptop into the bathroom so i can liten to music
(MrsSqueakyClean) haha
(Suaey) brains fried
(Suaey) too many drugs =\ too much sex =\
(Cherub[away]) i just died my pussy hairs pink and now my vagina lips are foaming up like a froth making machine
(mm) |__________________|
* mm puts his cock against the computer screen
(mm) yup
(mm) thats about right
(mm) lol
(bullhead) you need clitwipers
(The_Devil_Inside) being horny sucks when I can't do anyone about it
(The_Devil_Inside) *flustered*
(Ta`Pere) pensive-tree I will not argue with you, turning me to hamburger meat is not polite, Now please stop this.
(Campbell) FInished with fone?
(Campbell) and how did it go?
(Campbell) :P
(Dia[simpsons\ex-makeover]) =P
(Dia[simpsons\ex-makeover]) i bb
* Campbell grumbles
(Campbell) AVOIDERER
(Dia[simpsons\ex-makeover]) =)
so cute
(Campbell) I remember in Titanic when he sank beneath the waves
(alimovie) yah
(alimovie) and she's like i'll never let go
(Soul_Fire) that was pretty damn funny
(alimovie) and then lets go
(Campbell) the guy next to me jumped up and yelled DIE YOU DUMB BASTARD MAY YOU NEVER MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE
(Guest13357) ur mums gay
(Guest13357) ur mums a virgin aswell
(SiKeS[a]) my jackoff muscles will crush u
(N1X) i think i'm gonna fart
(N1X) ..
(SIug) ive got pics of me dad shitting in me mouth
(Ryan`) I should have spent 4 bucks for new engine mounts
(Ryan`) but, I was being cheap
* SageGirl didnt understand ANY of that
(nikb) SageGirl: Ryan` is just trying to showcase his automotive knowledge, and in the process demonstrates that (a) he's cheap and (b) he does not know that one replaces engine mounts when one installs an engine
(alicia) wtf
(alicia) this woman has a breast pump that she can plug in in her car
(TheRealDenial) nice!
(alicia) they're talking about breast milk on the radio
(alicia) can you imagine drivin by some woman with a pump on her breast?
(alicia) this other woman has 64 gallons of breast milk in her freezer
(TheRealDenial) what a loser
(alicia) that's a lot
(TheRealDenial) yea
(TheRealDenial) yuck could you imagine cereal with breast milk
(Diamond) or havin sex n kissin her tits n the SQUIRT
(melissa) geebus i saw my ex today that was nice
(melissa) i was hoping that the train hit his jeep
(melissa) and he had to have his legs amputated
(melissa) but it didnt happen..
(Laura) lol
(Laura) what the
(KoyeFish) haha, aww, well damn him
(KoyeFish) DAMN HIM ALL TO HELL
(KoyeFish) him and his stupid still-attached legs
(KoyeFish) dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNN
(manshoon) i collect used condoms
* clint is now known as Diemond
(Diemond) clinty i lufs u
(JustBrett) cwinty
(JustBrett) not clinty
(JustBrett) GET IT RIGHT
(Diemond) i love you too laura
(Diemond) oh
(Diemond) duh i'm so retarded
(Laura) ahhhhh suck it dsl
(Therm) wb
(Laura) thx
(Laura) i made a pun
(Therm) lol
(Therm) yes you did
(TexXxaS) yes you did
(LA_gurl_17) any guys wanna chatz wit a 17/f/cali pm me or press 17
(Lord_Neptune) what part of California?
..!?
(Boarder_Babe) in home ec we had to make this stupid sock dog and mine was sooooooooo ugly so i named it ugly and i FAILED
(punkchic6969) why kill myself to look good when i already do
(Generious) I need a girlfriend unfortiounatly i have no life outside the losers i talk to online....
(buttmobilemarkie) I'M 14 AND KICKING *** MACHINE
(Native`Son) old enough to breathe old enough for me
(Native`Son) weeee
(ViX) my old teacher sends me emails like
(ViX) "hi sexy stoner girl. just emailing to say high"
(ViX) wtf
(SiKeS) apparently there are these
(SiKeS) fraternity groupies
(SiKeS) and they pretty much live at the house
(SiKeS) always come and sleep with some guy
(Distroey) they are called sluts matt
(Distroey) not groupies
(Danzo) u a jelouse mofo c if u on top people try bring u down
(Goo) i have a coconut in my rectum
(StormyDawn) yeah but olive garden increases my ass size
(lena5) wat happens wen u lot become our world leaders
(Boarder_Babe) i have been sexed too....
(StormyDawn) but prettier
(StormyDawn) all one color
(StormyDawn) and smooth and velvety
(StormyDawn) and tastes good
(StormyDawn) hmmm
(StormyDawn) yummy semen
(Royster) k
(BurfdayGurl) omg maggie
(BurfdayGurl) lol
(BurfdayGurl) down girl
(Royster) i'm scared.
(StormyDawn) my SPOON is too BIG
scariest part is i know exactly what thats from an im ashamed of knowing
(pinkyberry) what if u dont mean to shout u just like it big?
(Native`Son) this one time i was drunk
(Native`Son) and me and this girl were like
(Native`Son) fuckin around
(Native`Son) and she was like... between my legs
(Native`Son) kekeke
(Native`Son) and i went to get up n move to change positions
(Native`Son) and i totaly ripped ass in her face
(Native`Son) this was like..... some months ago
(Kasey) dude
(Kasey) I read somewhere
(Kasey) I shit you not
(Kasey) that girls fart more when theyre horny or turned on?
(Native`Son) haha
(Royster) i can't fart
(Native`Son) mmm baby GIVE IT TO ME *rips one*
(Kasey) Im serious
(Kasey) is the sad part
(Kasey) dunno if its true
(Native`Son) next time u get all hot
(Native`Son) u should remember that
(Kasey) i will
(Native`Son) n be like mkay now do i have to blow ass
(Kasey) *note to self*
(Kasey) ill keep a log of it
(Kasey) ;)
(SiKeS) my dream is to grow up and become a leotard
(EvaBraun) any WHITE guy 17-21 years who wanna chat or cam with a female 17 hit 1234 (no canadians pls)
(Ev0luTioN) i knew a kid that got caught masturbating in a school bathroom into a sandwich bag..
(BrunetteBabe) im a BRUNETTE and PROUD!
(punkrocker021) i am a blonde ...and i am not a hoe
...more comin =)
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