Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
02/01/04
(KARDA) guest aks wot it mean if yo prostate swollen wot u fink?????????
(Campbell) YOU CANT BE FUCKING SERIOUS?!
(Campbell) Some bloke named his kid
(Campbell) instaed of Junior or II
(Campbell) named him Version 2.0
(Campbell) Tacking Jr or II onto a boy's name is too common, a new father decided, so the self-described engineering geek took a software approach to naming his newborn son.
(Campbell) Jon Blake Cusack talked his wife, Jamie, into naming their son Jon Blake Cusack 2.0.
(Campbell) "I wanted to find something different to name him besides Jon Blake," Cusack told The Holland Sentinel.
(Campbell) He said he had the idea for a few months, and spent the better part of that time persuading his wife to go along.
(Campbell) Jamie Cusack said she didn't concede until the week before the birth. She said she had "picked out the theme of the baby's
(pantyloz) masturbation is way better than sex
(Neblitan_Matrix) Panthers represent blacks so they had to lose to the patriots whites
(Neblitan_Matrix) Therefore football is racist
(Neblitan_Matrix) fuck you joe madden!
(Neblitan_Matrix) And ur damn cheaters
(SKOOL_GIRL) ANY BOYS WONNA MAKE ME WET MESSAGE ME OR PRESS 22
»»» Royster kicked SKOOL_GIRL (throws you in a river)
(TITNEY_SPEARS) ANY BOYS GOT CAMS MESSAGE ME
»»» SageGirl kicked TITNEY_SPEARS (oops I did it again)
(Native`Son) seeing me naked is like a prize
(Native`Son) everyone is like dude guess what i got
(Native`Son) I GOT TO SEE YONV NAKED
(Native`Son) cause its me
(punkchic69) when do u end ur teen years
(punkchic69) what age
(punkchic69) ....????
(KlutzyKutie) i think when ur 20 ur not a teen...
(punkchic69) no its like 18
how stupid can ppl get?! wait.. nm that i asked that
(melissa) see i dont know whyyyy i liked you so muchhh i gave you all of my trusttt i told youuu i loved you now thats all down the drain you put me through pain i want to let you know how i feel fuck what i said it dont mean shit now fuck the presents mine as well through them out fuck all those kisses they didnt mean jack fuck you you ho i dont want you back
(melissa) haha
(melissa) god i love this stupid song
neva heard it but i love it haha *lix mel*
(jenks) stop me..i shopping at the gap. :(
(Kasey) ive been quoted
(Kasey) one time
(Kasey) :)
nuh uhh!
(a_fun_guy_11) everyone guest16261 is gay he was trying to cyber rap me
(StormyDawn) What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
(brandy) one breathes?
(StormyDawn) come on guess
(StormyDawn) nO
(StormyDawn) One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.
(j0k3r) holy fucking shit
(j0k3r) -_-
(j0k3r) i have 700 viruses on my computer
* j0k3r Quit (Connection Closed)
(manshoon) his pc just exploded
(Venetta) oh my
(justnick19) i just dont like country if i wanna hear those kinda storys i will watch jerry springer
(Goo) i could flick my foreskin
(Goo) would you like the sound of that?
(StormyDawn) how come men only want ass when there is like a foot of snow on the roads?
(Jenny_Shannon) I hate food. It makes me fat.
(Diamond) im evil like that
(MEEKS) Evil as a birdbath
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) hey they can b e pretty mean u know
(Diamond) especially when u don't clean them
(Diamond) poor birds
(MEEKS) That's when the Lovecraftian tentacle monsters take up residence
(Diamond) i would buy little algae eaters but then the birds eat em =(
(MEEKS) "We're here to exorcise your house." "No it's just the birdbath, you see it's evil." "The birdbath?" "Yea, I never cleaned it and the corpses of the dead birds just sort of formed into an evil creature that would sort of tear apart birds and have sex with asian schoolgirls."
(Royster) you know whats boring? people doing nothing but saying "I'm BORED" all day
(greebwee) do you have finger condoms mika?
(greebwee) like librarians?
(MEEKS) No they're more like holsters
(MEEKS) Though finger condoms sound intriguing
(mm) YOU LIAR
(mm) you have a dildo
(mm) dont lie
(Diamond) i do not haha
(mm) I HAVE A DILDO
(Diamond) I WISH I HAD
(Diamond) hahaha
(mm) HER NAME IS LAURA
(mm) SHE FUCKS ME IN THE ASS
(Diamond) wow matt
(Diamond) i had no idea u felt that way about me
(Diamond) er
(Diamond) ur dildo
(Diamond) =)
(mm) thats right
(mm) yes
(mm) i like objects in my anal hole
(mm) up my poop chute
(v0rt3x) toy car?
(mm) sure
(Diamond) damn
(mm) VROOOOM
(mm) VRRRRRROM
(geekchic) laura.. you have to be the only girl who can turn me on, LOL
TAKE THAT FOOLS!
(BaBeeGurl) can anyone speak pig latin here
(manshoon) i feel like im watching a three stoges movie
(t0xik) get that cash
(Adam\Stuff) You know you wanna hit that
(Adam\Stuff) You know you wanna hit that hit that
* t0xik bends over.
(Adam\Stuff) Don't. Even. Fucking. Tempt me.
(t0xik) (;
(Adam\Stuff) With how I'm feeling right now I could probably go for an hour without losing breath
(t0xik) is that a promise?
* SexayBot blinks
* ludeRaceR blinks
* t0xik winks
* Adam\Stuff grins
(ThornWithin) i can pick my nose with my penis
(alimsgifwant) it that skinny huh?
(Dia[college-brat\bba9ish]) omg lol
(t0xik) pencil dick.
(t0xik) ;\
(Dia[college-brat\bba9ish]) or gorilla nostrils?
(Dia[college-brat\bba9ish]) dunno which is worse
(ThornWithin) no i have a big nose
(ThornWithin) i am a fat gorilla
(ThornWithin) =o(
(KasMsgIfNeed) dun steal muh theory of deleting muh dumbass remarks'
(KasMsgIfNeed) :)
(binitza) dumbass remarks are fun
(Joye) hehe, ive been doin that for a while now, ever since i found out about /clear
(Joye) hah
(binitza) its what gets us on dias page
(Joye) dont die, its bad for your health
(Joye) :\
(SiKeS) omfg
(SiKeS) im out of tuna
(solarx) do you think they have a book like "Abortions of dummies"
(solarx) for even ^^
(Earinfection) any gurl over the 250 lbs in here who wanna chat hit 111 or pm me
(SiKeS) my biceps are feel like nippleless boobs
(Kasey) some things
(Kasey) i jus shouldnt tell
(MEEKS) It's a natural mistake, organic even
(Kasey) no its jus me
(Kasey) lol :)
(Kasey) i do it wif banana too
(Kasey) se gr
(MEEKS) It's been a while since i've done it
(c_a_n) who wants to have a fart contest
(Sam) i have a classic scene with peter north and john holmes double-teaming a chic
(Adam) haha
(Sam) from around 1986
(Sam) and a ron jeremy/oral annie scene from the early 80s
(Sam) pre-facial days
(rebldomakr) ron jeremy is on the surreal life.. he's so cute
(Adam) Pre-facial
(Adam) Funny that facial had to be invented
(Sam) i've been observing for a while that facials are a 90s phenomenon
(Adam) heh..
(Adam) 1986 BC
(Adam) Before Cumshots
(Sam) haha
(skater_girl) sungoddess do you have all your limbs
(Neblitan_Matrix) It's official male capricorns and female scorpios piss me off
(metal_mulisha) i am so cleaver
(lexelf) ali you drunkard :P
(alicia) lol
(alicia) yah it was crazy
(alicia) i remember like tryin to sing ludacris with this big black guy while i was playin nintendo
(alicia) which is probalby why i couldn't play at all
(Kriminal) you fools, fix your topic, queenbratdotcom.com doesnt work, fools
(KasStudyin) mhm
(KasStudyin) wooden toilet seat coers make your ass cold
(Dia[bangin-head-into-wall]) 151 words per minute baby haha
(Dia[bangin-head-into-wall]) i thought i did like 115 hah
(Paully) i cant imagine cybering you
omg! hah.. an i was wrong! stupid site.. grr
(Campbell) this conversation could ghead vaguely in the direction of yesterdays
(Campbell) shaved pussy -> arse hair -> duck butter -> dickcheese
(Paully) i should start saying that out loud, and instead of saying oh my god
(N1X) *shrugs*
(Paully) ill say omegmp
(N1X) just say O M G
(Paully) ohmguh
(Paully) lol
(N1X) and when yer leaving a room just say B,R,B foolz
(Paully) haha
(Paully) l o l
(N1X) haha i've heard people say both of those
(N1X) its scary
(Paully) i hope i never do
(Paully) did you hit the person?
(Paully) tell me you did
(N1X) i made them buy me a drink actually
(N1X) =0)
(Paully) haha
(N1X) it was in a bar
(Paully) "did you just say l o l?"
(Paully) uhh, yeah
(Paully) "you seriously just said that?"
(Paully) uh-huh
(Paully) "buy me a fucking drink"
(Paully) why??
(N1X) my gf says b,r,b to me all the time
(Paully) "ill hit you if you dont"
(N1X) no it was more like, that was whack, u owe me a drink for wasting my life on that stupid comment
(MentallyDark) matt is showing his ass while i'm listening to I Wanna Be a Proctologist.. weird
(Guest47227) we aren't all geeks
* Guest47227 is now known as j0sh
(Royster) i am
(j0sh) well
(j0sh) roysta
(j0sh) we all know that
(Paully) im more of a nerd
(j0sh) i'm more g'd up
(j0sh) i'm like a keyboard with a pimphat and a 40
(Paully) you're P.diddy?
(SexayBot) fishnet joye joye
(Joye) YES
(Joye) and fishnet
(clint) i'll wear a fishnet condom :\
(Joye) hahah
(clint) lol
(Joye) that woud
(Joye) er
(Joye) would
(Joye) feel interesting
(clint) so much for protection
(Joye) :D
(clint) :\
(Joye) hahah
(clint) damnit
(clint) gimme back my cock sock
(Joye) well, what if you just wore like, a fishnet thing OVER the condom?
(Joye) that would feel weird..
(clint) I ONLY GOT 1 CONDOM LEFT
(clint) :\
(SexayBot) omg
(clint) well, one whole box left
(Diamond) horsies blowjobs r better than ours!
(SiKeS[finals]) yeah
(SiKeS[finals]) what u do
(SiKeS[finals]) is lub up
(SiKeS[finals]) and cover ur thang with salt
(SiKeS[finals]) and then u let a big ol horse have his way
(SiKeS[finals]) it feels GREAT
(James`) Five bucks says Laura has me on ignore
(solarx) good job on being a possible retard and making it on her ignore list
(James`) thanks
(James`) possible retard, thats great
(greebwee) he's a testicle goggle
* MEEKS thought his shit was edible
(Campbell) Lauras idea of vacuuming involves blow jobs
(Diamond) NUH UH
(Campbell) uh huh
(Diamond) NUH UH
(Diamond) NUH UH
(Diamond) NUH UH
(Campbell) uh huh
(Diamond) NUH UH
(Campbell) uh huh
(Campbell) uh huh
(Campbell) uh huh
(Campbell) uh huh
(Campbell) uh huh
(Campbell) uh huh
(Diamond) i didn't know what YOU were talkin about
(Diamond) O=)
(alicia) haha
(Campbell) OMG
(Campbell) you said at least im not a vaccum whore
(Campbell) and then I asked when you last vaccuumed
(Campbell) and you told me mississippi
(Campbell) and then you had to ask what I meant?!
(Diamond) I DID VACUUM IN MISSISSIPPI
(Diamond) BOY MADE CRUMBS
(Diamond) =(
(alicia) shame
(KingDarrick) married men PM me.
(Soul_Fire) ugh, ever had one of those days where, as soon at you woke up you realized that tangled in your sheets and hangin off the side of your bed upside down, and couldnt get out? yeah i should have stayed tangled this morning
(Sy-) sexy_scouser just pmd me asl and I said m
(Sy-) and he said F*** off
(Sy-) then asl'd me again
(Soul_Fire) my karma ran over my dogma :p
(j0sh) if my winky gets any smaller i'm going to havea vagina
(alicia) one time i was at walgreens
(alicia) and there was a picture of some guy's asshole
(alicia) on the ground
(alicia) and i was like eww *walks by*
(j0sh) I am hung not well/ small like a pinky toe nail/ not past my pubics
(rated_X) any one white broke and stupid press 843
(bdlaarckk) 843
(rated_X) thank you
(rated_X) honest ppl
(rated_X) lol
(Joye) its sad when sidra talks to her toys more than she talks to me
(Joye) as if it truly had something funny and profound to say
(Joye) but when i tell her things, she just gives me dirty looks
(Joye) :\
(Joye) ive been defeated by a fucking stuffed animal
(Joye) WOO, i finally made her laugh
(Joye) too bad it was after i scared her
* Joye walks off amused
(SilverDorkus) I saw a leopard, girrafe, elephant, vulturs, lions, zebras, monkey, crocadile, hipo, rinos, and more ohhh and I saw a penis on the nudist beach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(flugger) [mp3] ø ABBA - Dancing Queen ø [03:51m/128Kbps]
(flugger) omg I'm gay.
(Diamond) u just figured that out hunny?
(flugger) Yah
(flugger) when I was dancing to ABBA
* flugger goes shopping :/
* flugger redecorates. :\
(Nelle4sho) CMON DONT ACK DUM
(Erosion) I ate my very first twinkie today
(alicia) moan backwards is naom which is kindge like gnome
(alicia) yah i should be sleeping
(J0sh) are you the guy
(J0sh) that
(J0sh) is from
(J0sh) that place
(J0sh) where
(J0sh) i used to get
(J0sh) molested
(J0sh) and kicked
(J0sh) profusely
(MEEKS) I am not from the Neverland Ranch
(MEEKS) So he says to me, 'You wanna be a baaaaad guy?' And I say yeah, baby! I wanna be bad! I SAYS, SURF'S UP SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS! Blaaahahahahaha
(Campbell[somewhere-else]) I just had the oddest dream about you
(Kasey) you did?
(Campbell[somewhere-else]) yes
(Kasey) nightmarish
(Kasey) ?
(Campbell[somewhere-else]) it involved you being naked on a webcam in the room next door while I was fighting a war with the Aztecs and Mayans
(Campbell[somewhere-else]) go figure
(Kasey) means you didnt wanna sexor me you rather go be a man :P
(Therm) i had a dream where i wanted to sex0r you
(Kasey) why am i not surprised
(Therm) you said no and beat me up
(Kasey) musta been real
(TheRealDenial) i am a pillow pimp ;)
(rebldomakr) pantyLos, you should "masturbate" with a sink drain.. and then "accidentally" turn the garbage disposal on
(Setnulic) Chatrooms don't suck. Chatroom USERS suck.
(aliaround) (VividBoy) hi im 22/m/nevernever land
(aliaround) (VividBoy) I slowly take off ur dress
(aliaround) (VividBoy) and start to eat u out
(aliaround) (VividBoy) mmmm u taste like cold pizza
(aliaround) (VividBoy) I slowly take off ur dress
(aliaround) (VividBoy) again
(aliaround) (VividBoy) ohhh baby
(starla`) having sex with someone who has mono is like having sex with a board
(SexayBot) no im hurt now haha
(SexayBot) an yet i cant stop laughin
(SiKeS) im sorry i hurt u
(SexayBot) =/
(SiKeS) it just wasnt meant to be
(SexayBot) u should be u ass
(SiKeS) the sex was great though
(SexayBot) not really
(SiKeS) for me
(SexayBot) well of course for u
(SiKeS) thats what i was aiming for when i was having it
(SexayBot) as do most men
(SiKeS) :>
(SexayBot) =)
(i_fink_me_n_kev_shud_go_bk_out) OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 KEVS JUS ASKED ME BK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d
(TRU_DAWG) i aint gay if dats wat dyslexic mean
(Joye) http://www.bikerlife.com/images/tattoo.jpg
(DragQueenOfTheDamned) i couldnt have sex with that
(DragQueenOfTheDamned) i would get scared
(Joye) hahaha
(Joye) its like
(Joye) eat my pussy
(Joye) NO its gonna eat me first!
(SiKeS) this is why i hate irc
(SiKeS) people are just as much of a dick as me
(pantyLos) im never horney thanks ta masturbation
(rebldomakr) yeah right like a tampon would really stop a boat from leaking
* Joye looks at kaseys hand and licks it
(Kasey) lmao
(Kasey) i jus
(Kasey) wiped muh nose when u typed tha
(Suaey) only my cell vibrates
(Suaey) and well thats just too small
(Suaey) i can't believe i used the word cel...
(daddyslittlegirl) pm me if who shower with a member of ur family
(stargryphon) you should send carrier pigeons instead of electronic packets. Much more reliable.
(compared to how my dsl has been.. YEP)
(ConcreteAnge|) guys i'm doin a servey how many of u have named your peni?
(nightwalker) Teri.. i named mine the shoemaker that could
(Guest78007) mines henry and he ain t a little guy!
(ConcreteAnge|) sorry guest78007 didn't mean to imply size issues!
(melissa) i have the flu and i puked on my roommates boyfriend :)
(melissa) haha
(melissa) which i found funny because hes dumb
(Soul_Fire) i love you, you love me, we're a happ...*gunshots* shut the fuck up!
(StormyDawn) one time i went to the zoo
(StormyDawn) and the monkey was masturbating
(j0sh) pulp is good
(j0sh) in orange juice
(alicia) stfu
(alicia) hehe
(alicia) nobody asked you
(alicia) j/k
(SiKeS[a]) fucker
(j0sh) its like drinking cum w/ bigger tadpoles right jeff
(Sy-) ir cop
(Sy-) or irc op
(SageGirl) you are just cute Sy
(Sy-) oh
(p_i_m_p_i_n) any girls want to cheer a 18.m up home alone looking for sum female attention press 11111 or pm me
(Damien-) but i mean i pierced my ears and my nipples myself but having to do with the mouth i'm kinda steering clear of
(antrel) this room rules
(Soul_Fire) WHOA i got quoted? sure ur mouse didnt slip laura when u were goin over ur logs? :p
(Phaize) 15 yr old male located in south beach, single, good looking, on prowl for friends ( GIRLS ONLY)and possible girlfriend, pictures available, msg me if interested GIRLS ONLY
(kacey) i jus
(kacey) bleh
(kacey) whew
(kacey) dun like undies dewd
(kacey) tha was something
(kacey) i shoulda kept to muhself
(kacey) im afraid...
(Campbell) http://www.nonemorenegative.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/whambam/whambam3.jpg
(Campbell) That looks like a pretty bad arse movie
(zenn) quetsion
(zenn) question even
(zenn) why would you post an addy, and then say it's a horrid movie
(zenn) ?
* Royster plays with his balls
(Royster) chinese stress balls :D
(SexayBot) oh THATS what u call em
(Katie) i have stress balls
* Katie looks at Chris
(SiKeS[a]) what are british jobs like? sittin on a lazyboy eating crumpets all day?
(Sam) i should rub one off real quick, and time it for midnight
(Sam) that'd rock
(crabbyali-puzzlin) haha
(crabbyali-puzzlin) 2 minutes to midnight
(Sam) according to my watch, i have a minute and a half to pull this off
(Sam) shit, gotta hurry
(Sam) doh
(crabbyali-puzzlin) go quick
(crabbyali-puzzlin) :P
(Sam) I AM
(Sam) i have 45 seconds
(Sam) 10
(Sam) SHIT
(Sam) I WAS 2 SECONDS OFF
(Sam) GODDAMIT
(crabbyali-puzzlin) lol
(crabbyali-puzzlin) you spent too many seconds typin
(Sam) haha yeah
(Sam) :/
(Sam) that was pretty good, for only trying for 4 minutes
*** Guest95159 LAURA N SEXY BOT R FUKIN HOS COS DAY BOOTED MY *** IS GOLD N FUN FUN FUN !!!!!!!!!
(kisses88) i took 2 shot of graine wit no chesser
(TBS) i know spanish iam from mexcio
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