Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
01/01/04
* StormyDawn waxes her nipples
(Distroey) doesb't that hurt?
(StormyDawn) haha
(StormyDawn) evan
(StormyDawn) im a woman
(StormyDawn) we do insane things to look pretty
(Dan-) where is my bra?!?!
(Dan-) hehe
(SexayBot) ..
(SexayBot) *smiles*
(Dan-) i need a new one
(Dan-) :D
(SexayBot) hah
(ludeRaceR) i like wakin up in the morning and see the sunset
(SexayBot) go away miku
(JavaColours) lol
(JavaColours) ok
(Katie) someone already chose the name sexyfreakboisrawk on yahoo
(Katie) fucking hell
(Katie) someone's as weird as me
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(Guest87413) you gays are gay
(D00k) [14:49] (alambert_) [16:55] (The_Guy) someone tell me how to send memo s
(D00k) [14:49] (alambert_) [16:55] (denium) /ms send nickname message
(D00k) [14:50] (alambert_) [16:56] * The_Guy send shadow-cat we are over and i love brandi dont hate her i love her very much u were my past shadow we both have to move on the more i dwell on it the worst it gets also shadow iu will have a place in my heart bye the_guy
(D00k) [14:50] (alambert_) [16:56] <-- The_Guy (quickchat@203.96.100.cB163=) has left #teenconnection
(D00k) [14:50] (alambert_) for future reference: /MS, not /ME
(D00k) [14:50] (alambert_) :-)
(dissolved) woo i sneezed 'n theres rainbow dots on the computer screen now
(dissolved) =D
(ZanDire) My hotdog keeps making noises. :(
(p-o-d[only-flugger-has-love]) damn i cant stop fartin today =\
* SiKeS takes a pic of his testicle lump
(Dia[cookin]) ..
(SiKeS) its ok
(SiKeS) doctor said it was a cyst
(clint) yea, called a penis
(Iraqi_Girl) may your mother find out what you have been doing on the internet
(mistaz) gotta question for you ladies, what do you think of thongs on guys?
Sam) bra sizes defined:
(Sam) a = almost boobies
(Sam) b = barely there
(Sam) c = can do
(Sam) d = DAMN
(SexayBot) lol
(clint[foodsearchin]) d = DAYUM
(clint[foodsearchin]) haha
(Sam) dd = DOUBLE DAMN
(clint[foodsearchin]) DD - doubl..
(clint[foodsearchin]) fuck you sam
(clint[foodsearchin]) lol
(Sam) e = enormous
(Sam) f = fake
(clint[foodsearchin]) E = enor..
(clint[foodsearchin]) fuck you
(clint[foodsearchin]) god damnit
(Sam) g = GET REDUCTION NOW
(Sam) i paid like $100 each for my college books
(Sam) and sold them for $5-10 a piece, hah
(fat_and_ugly_girl) any 1 want to speak to a fat ugly girl that is reall upset with her self????press 221 or p2p
(clint) anyone wearing buttfloss today?
(SiKeS) my crotch is a giant chiaa pet
(SexayBot) wax?
(alicia) yish
(SiKeS) no
(SiKeS) im growing it out
(SexayBot) *quotes*
(SiKeS) grrr
(SiKeS) shes too hot to be having babies
(Necromantic) LOL justin you dipshit (watch me get banned here)
(Necromantic) oh mad
(Necromantic) I didnt
(Necromantic) w000
»»» MEEKS Sets +b *!*@=MGq936-58-11-327.belrs3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
»»» MEEKS kicked Necromantic (Sorry I was on the can)
(clint) i used to talk to this girl
(clint) http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=suksdik4u
(ThornWithin) that fireless one looks like a mary poppin reject
(Sam) nice screen name
(JackOffJill) haha
(clint) she really does suck dick
(clint) lol
(Sam) haha oh god
(TexXxaS) i was havin sex
(TexXxaS) for the first time in a long time
(TexXxaS) and it was like..i forgot how to do it
(Diamond) aaron had sex?
(SageGirl) ...
(Diamond) suuuuure
(SageGirl) how can you forget lol
* Diamond sits on sagie
(Diamond) hes lyin!
(TexXxaS) i dunno!
(TexXxaS) it was weird
(SageGirl) he must be !
(TexXxaS) i think it was the condom
(TexXxaS) i had to switch
(Diamond) yea condoms make u forget how to have sex
(Diamond) typical
(Diamond) =P
(SageGirl) hahaha
(Soul_Fire) dirrty south representa in da hizzy! fo shizzy ya hurr me ma nizzy
(Soul_Fire) ok i just confused myself
(Campbell) abbey... you have the perceptiveness of a brick
(Bubbasue) lol campbell
(Bubbasue) thanks :)
(Rico6996) Hey Diamond baby girl u wanna chat privately sweet thang you sound like a sweet girl i would like to get to know u better
gag?
* Akara is now known as evil_white_leopard_of_doom
(Soul_Fire) ok ummm i thought leopard said leotard im like WTF!
(Mikey`[bbs]) christ. stupid people should not be allowed to breed.
(SiKeS) n talked on the phone sometimes
(SiKeS) well
(SiKeS) later i found he was gay
(Sam) haha
(SiKeS) and jerked it on the phone with me
(Campbell) MUST
(Campbell) RESIST
(Campbell) GOING
(Campbell) TO
(Campbell) MATTS
(Campbell) STIE
(Campbell) FOR
(Campbell) LITTLE
(SiKeS) haha
(Campbell) MREMAID
(Campbell) MUSIC
(JavaColours) eventually they will loose users, many teens won't join there, I am ovserving last 2 hrs or so, they don't even talk
(dissolved) my brother got home from camping.. he caught a channel catfish.. put it in the ice chest n came home.. took it out.. it was still alive.. so its swimming in our bathtub....
(dissolved) NOOOOOOOOOOO
(dissolved) THE FISH IS DEAD
(bullhead) he killed it?
(dissolved) yes..
* dissolved mourns
(alicia) aw
(dissolved) poor little paul
(dissolved) he was such a lil trooper
(dissolved) and now hes in fillets.. in a baggie
(Diamond) mika go stalk ryan for me
(Diamond) an an
(Diamond) poke him in the ass with a stick
(Diamond) n then run away all girlie like n giggle
(MEEKS) I will not stalk ryan to ream him
(Diamond) n tell me about it
(Diamond) WHY
(Diamond) =(
(Diamond) *pout*
(Soul_Fire) lol
(MEEKS) I have my dignity!
(Diamond) WHY
(MEEKS) I dunno why
(MEEKS) By all rights I should have no dignity at all
* Diamond takes it
(MEEKS) But it seems I do
(Diamond) no fair
(MEEKS) Sometimes performed with a buttplug and an oatmeal spoon
(stargirl) any guy wanna chat with a male using a gurls name hit 1234
(Soul_Fire) dood if i had gods powers id lead the gerbils of the world in a revolt
(Soul_Fire) just for kicks anyway
(Campbell) I cranked it up way loud
(Campbell) and both my parents walked in asking why the hell I have the little mermaid theme blasting out of my room
(zenn) 'cuz you're hip and they're not
(Campbell) absolutely
(SiKeS) this is retarded
(SiKeS) the girl is a prostitute
(SiKeS) and hes paying her
(SiKeS) thats retarded
(flugger) I shaved my shit
(flugger) my balls too.
(flugger) :|
(IFeelithLikeCrapith) why did u shave ur poo
(flugger) my poo?
(IFeelithLikeCrapith) (flugger) I shaved my shit
* flugger digs in his ass
(IFeelithLikeCrapith) =)
(flugger) oh !
(Dro) Campbell
(Campbell) haha
(Campbell) :P
* Dro cries
(Campbell) tissue?
(Dro) NO
(Dro) lemme LONE
(Campbell) heres a box of lego to build yourself a bridge and get over it :P
(dissolved) no no its
(dissolved) cry me a river then build me a bridge and get over it
(Campbell) well yeah
* SiKeS uses his penis as a pogo stick
(Distroey) nah
(Distroey) i don't scare anyone away. i scare them to death
(SiKeS) OMG
(SiKeS) I HAVE A PIMPLE
(SiKeS) BRB
(SiKeS) nm
(SiKeS) was a dirt
(solarx) like a few weeks ago i saw porn that looked like you laura
(solarx) I logged on to tell you
(solarx) but you were sleeping
yet another one..
(alicia) that's like the story of my life
(alicia) slave labor
(alicia) and emailin
aww! *lix*
(knightshadow) Is there any girls here that is bi and wants to talk to a future soldier infantry then ranger man
(Sam) i'm never quote-worthy enough for that page
(Sam) SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME
(mm) but you know, Michael jackson is living proof why America is so great
(mm) ya know?
(mm) it shows how a poor, beat down black man can turn into a rich white woman
(Sam) it's called oxymoron
(Sam) American Justice
(Sam) kind of like military intelligence
i didn't quote the last part cuz it was insulting =P
(mm) i'll wear a strapon
(mm) fuck you
(Sam) hah, they went through my bag and found porn when i came back from rick and jenn's on my wisconsin trip last summer
(Dean`) why the **** am i here
(Dean`) shut up faggots
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(Daffy-[SemiWorking]-) I'm a geek who's trying to be a pervert
(Joye) i need to buy myself some woods so that i can own my own faeries
(Joye) and i wont have to look for cool pics on the web
so cute
(clint) laura's nick
(clint) sounds like a yankie
(clint) sayin
(clint) sexy butt
(SexayBot) hah
(Scottk) ima kill all da jews on this network ;O~
(Sam) it's pretty sad that i know anatomy from a-z, but when it comes down to applying my stuff in the bedroom i totally suck ass
(Adam\Sleep\OrIsHe) "I want to suck on your anterior labia" wouldn't really do it for me either
(Sue[Studyin]) what the heck does bump and grind
(Sue[Studyin]) mean
u wanted to be quoted!
(Adam\Sleep) Argh
(Adam\Sleep) Jacking off sucks when you have a papercut
(Sam) or abrasions on your dick
(Bubbasue) jacking off?
(StormyDawn) oh my
(Sam) from jacking off
(Bubbasue) huh?
(StormyDawn) quote!
(Adam\Sleep) Sam: Yeah
(Bubbasue) what the heck.......
(StormyDawn) it means wanking
(Adam\Sleep) Abbey: Yes, I'm male
(StormyDawn) masturbtaing abbey
(Bubbasue) what the heck does 'jacking off' mean
(Adam\Sleep) Thankas sexy
(SexayBot) n thx fer listenin to me bitch =)
(Adam\Sleep) Hell
(Adam\Sleep) Apparently everyone else had their heads too far up their asses to listen
(SexayBot) lol
(Adam\Sleep) I can save my gushing for another occasion
i love him lol
(StormyDawn) hjuhubujhbujkhibjihnujbghvbvvftyyrdrsxeawedrft67uiouyjcdgtrecrfgtyujop;[oiuserawzsrtop;['oiuydtrseawstyujikolp;gyujvdsfzp;'oliuygfdgnjmkp;'[p;ljgfsdafghjkl;'lkjhgfdsZDfghujikp;['p;mnihkfdszfghjklohjgfdsaDzxfcghjklm;,,fgddexzgtrgyujjiklmjhvb fgvdvyujgbnikmnfgtrvcb jn vhbjgvbnjhjbnjhiknmkljm,kjm,jkhbnvgfcvgfgdxdsfxcdszxcfrdfgtyfgvbnhnjiuo90oplk,.l;p[-p;.//;'[;.,[p;l.,kiu8hjbnvgftcvfdsedxdsedxcdedcvftgbhjnm
(Joye) exactly magspie
(Joye) thats what i was saying all along
(Joye) whos, i cen type
(Joye) fuck, nvm
(Bubbasue) haha
(StormyDawn) dats what i thought
(Sam) ew
(Sam) i just sat down in the same spot i masturbated earlier
* Joye is now known as CALLMEYOUFUCKWADS
(TheRealDenial) i lost my virginity to my hand
(melissa) 2 nights ago i had this dream
(melissa) that my father was jabba the hut
(NekkidChiCaPoo) hahaha
(melissa) and hed chase me all over this desert planet
(NekkidChiCaPoo) what the
(NekkidChiCaPoo) lol
(melissa) but he was all slow cuz he was jabba
(melissa) you know?
(NekkidChiCaPoo) haha
(melissa) so id hid in the corner
(melissa) and he spit green stuff at me till i came out
(melissa) then he took me to his hut thing
(NekkidChiCaPoo) no more tv for u
(melissa) and you know how they have that pit?
(NekkidChiCaPoo) mhm
(alicia) haha
(melissa) well
(melissa) he kept threatenin to throw me in there if i didnt clean my room
(Campbell) LOL
(NekkidChiCaPoo) ummmmmmmmmmm
(NekkidChiCaPoo) well then
(NekkidChiCaPoo) i do love ur dreams mel
(melissa) so i go to clean my room and my dad *jabba* started coughing and he spit green stuff all over my room
(melissa) then i woke up
(Adam\Sleep) Sad when DDR and making yourself cum without hands both build the same skills
(fatal-attraction) anybody thats male, over 21 years old, has a college education, a good secure job, n a picture of their horse barn n 4 wheel drive truck?
(jas0n) heh
(fatal-attraction) k, didnt think so
(Jake_) all the wet and horny teens bein kickd out..what up with that
(Kasey) evry girl heres gona be all
(Kasey) KASEY SENT HER BOOBS OUT
(Kasey) SHES SIND
(clint) bbintal
(clint) be back in the after life !
aw
(TheRealDenial) no i lick my fingers after wards
(TheRealDenial) they get that glazed doughnut feeling
(Kasey) laura
(Kasey) you have no quotes of me
(Kasey) never have
(Sam) i dunno if i get quoted or not
(Joye) i want a dead body
(Joye) just to..
(Joye) carry around
(Joye) maybe
(TheRealDenial) carry a rock
(TheRealDenial) its easier
(TheRealDenial) it doesnt leak fluids
(Joye) staple it on my wall?
(alicia) pet rock
(alicia) and say it died
(Joye) but
(alicia) cuz it got ebola
(Joye) but
(TheRealDenial) paint it first
(KingDarrick) Why arent there any ugly girls in here?
(Diamond) u guys learnin how to use the phone again?
(Sam) me too
(Sam) yes
(Sam) laura, we're idiots
(Diamond) lol
(Kasey) we're?
...more comin =)
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