Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
12/02/03
(Joye) i saved a shitload of porn sites so my mom would see it and get mad at my stepdad
*bows down n worships*
(alicia) omg I made special holes in my pants pockets so I can masturbate at my little sister's girl scout meetings without anyone noticing
(spongie) roy, you can give justin lovings if you want
(spongie) i tryin to convince him to let me play with him
(spongie) and take
(spongie) "sexual leaps"
(spongie) although
(spongie) if he ever gave in
(spongie) i wouldnt do it
(spongie) id be like
(spongie) ew
(spongie) you ass
(spongie) hehehe
(Abbey) i'd hit lots of girls if i was bi
»»» Dia[out-wit-tha-punks] kicked sexy-aus-surfer-chick- (Channel Flooding)
(sexy-aussie-chick) wellllllll exscuse me dia!!!!!!! get ur facts right!!!! i aint no punk!!!!
(insane7686) takes it in the *** all day long
(Fundamental_) Go an assert your rows of asterisks on someone else. Idiot...
(insane7686) so now you dont wanna use your high wording stupid disses on me nomore
(Adam\Gunbound) (SidraNJoyePics) mmkays laura, its big, but its there
(Adam\Gunbound) That's what I tell girls, but they still get scared
(SiKeS) i got a bearded ass tho
(fhqwhgads) if i was british, my nick would be fhuqwourgads
(SiKeS) DIA
(Dia[playin-wit-cam]) MATT
(SiKeS) im growing facial hair
(SiKeS) i can feel it
(Dia[playin-wit-cam]) lol
(Dia[playin-wit-cam]) finally?
(Dia[playin-wit-cam]) =P
(Adam) YAY
(Adam) Your pubes should come in any day now
(SiKeS) fuck yes
(SiKeS) i know
(SiKeS) i thought i had a pube the other day
(SiKeS) but it turned out to be my dick
(Erosion) ALL RETARDS SHOULD BE KICKED
(Erosion) SOMEONE KICK THEM
(SiKeS) [smp3/r] porno rape fucking fuck slut sex animal.mpeg
(missNaughty) O U!!!!! PINK IS NOT GAY! TAKE IT BAK
(Daffy_on_LSD) Kloey, ever had a "sexual" relationship over the internet?
(Daffy_on_LSD) where, we touch your computer, and pretend it's someone's body
(Daffy_on_LSD) and we get sexual aroused
(Daffy_on_LSD) ugh, my floppy is looking particularly sexy tonight
(tim1414) and i hit peuberty
(tim1414) at 10
(tim1414) that y i look older
(Injurious) hitting the pubes at 10 and being tall doesn't make you older
(Injurious) i began masturbating at the age of 8, i was smoking at 9 and drinking at 11
(ash26) I called you last week
(ash26) penny answered.
(Adam\BRB) ..
(ash26) you werent there
(ash26) ;oP
(Adam\BRB) She never told me this
(Adam\BRB) Unless she got your name wrong
(Royster) k i'm still feeling amourous
(ash26) probably because she had phone sex with me
(ash26) and she didnt want to admit it
(Adam\BRB) You'd do that too
(ash26) she started it.
(Adam\BRB) ..You let her!
(ash26) hey man
(ash26) when a cute girl starts askin me about my bra size..
(ash26) I mean..
(ash26) who am I to turn her down?
ima call lauren now
(Native`Son) arent u older than me too?
(Vipe) whens ur dob
(Native`Son) april 24th 1982
(Vipe) see ur older.....sept 1
* Vipe hoe slaps
(Native`Son) you young fuck
(Sam) i'm gonna test my heart rate as i masturbate, also
(Sam) that should yield some interesting results
(PhoneWhore) i had a vision just now
(PhoneWhore) of yonv
(PhoneWhore) in hot pink pants
(PhoneWhore) an a white halter
(greebwee) hahaha
(PhoneWhore) god save me
(Native`Son) good God woman
(Native`Son) thats horrid
(greebwee) sister mary yonv is so sexay
(PhoneWhore) I KNOW
(PhoneWhore) haha
(Distroey) hot pants?
(Distroey) with his hair legs
(Distroey) n belly sticking out?
(PhoneWhore) hahaha
(PhoneWhore) hairy legs
* Vipe wets himself
(Native`Son) i dont have hairy legs
(greebwee) hot pants = spandex tight pants
(Lisa-) anyone under 20 is dumb
(Lisa-) i'd rather work at the regular liquor store though
(Lisa-) i've noticed that those people have tried *everything*
(Lisa-) i need to be one of those people
i love lisa lol
(press-altF4) jedah; r u from jedah?
(Bubbasue) do0d quote me laura
(SiKeS) these prostitutes are $6400/hr
(whoa32) cybering is ******* jacking off to your computer screen with some pedophile on the other side
(QtPieLou) I CAN GIVE A BOY ON HERE A CYBER BLOW JOB IF YA WANT
(QtPieLou) ITS GOOOOD
(HanginOver) milk isn't the thing to chug when waking up hung
(Jedah) I always wake up hung.
(Jedah) ..
(Donnie) holy **** Miku my norten kicked in on your web site and shut it down :(
(Royster) EW EW EW OLD LADY PORN SPAM EMAILS
(MuhChelle) g/f asks her other g/f..do you tell your b/f when yah had a orgasm during sex?..other gurl goes..no he doesnt like it when i call him at work
(SiKeS) ur so hot u melt the plastic in my underwear
(AliHilfiger) i wonder if anyone'll msg me with this name
(AliHilfiger) haha
(AliHilfiger) and be like OMG IS THAT YOU
(Joye) hahaha, i was watching this porno with justin and some of my friends, and this chick is like, being plugged in the ass
(Joye) and she was like
(Joye) "ooh, i love your cock in my ass." *farts loud*
(Joye) im like
(Joye) O_O
(alifakehere) this one chick gagged on a penis and heaved up a lil and then was like "tastes like pineapple" and went back to suckin
this is what i come back to after class..
* Native`Son wears a thong for 3 weeks straight
(Native`Son) mmmm
(Native`Son) i know this guy who wears thongs
(Native`Son) it kinda scares me
(Native`Son) cause like
(Native`Son) what if u were out kickin it with the guys
(Native`Son) and u bend over
(Native`Son) and its like THONG
(Native`Son) haha
(alicia) ickyyyy
(alicia) omg i just at like half a pizza
(alicia) stfu
(AgainstYourWar) youre 18!
(AgainstYourWar) dont get too excited from jumping off the jailbait wagon
(N1X) fuck all this pizza, when are we gonna be able to order some head?
(jas0nANDbrandy) yea. i`m wiggling on him.
(jas0nANDbrandy) or i was.
(jas0nANDbrandy) he went to the bathroom?
(bullhead) hahaha
* jas0nANDbrandy giggles.
(NyQuil`Junkie) hes like so... its hard to find someone to get off with at 4am
(NyQuil`Junkie) *wink wink*
(AgainstYourWar) WHOA
(AgainstYourWar) send him my way
(AgainstYourWar) and tell him im a guy
(AgainstYourWar) and then
(AgainstYourWar) ill ike
(AgainstYourWar) mess wif him
(AgainstYourWar) and be like
(NyQuil`Junkie) haha
(AgainstYourWar) "then i stick a CUCUMBER in your ASS"
(NyQuil`Junkie) i wish it was as easy to get girls as it is to get guys
* MEEKS checks his email for the night
(MEEKS) Enlarge my member without pills.. hmm intriguing
(MEEKS) funny little tiny dicky I am?!
(MEEKS) wtf
(ZanDire) I wish I was a double D. :( I'm only a B cup! *Cries*
(animalcracker) do u use tampons
(alicia) er yeah
(animalcracker) cool
(animalcracker) are you wearing one right now
(alicia) no
(animalcracker) would you put one in please
(animalcracker) it is a turn on for me
(alicia) uhm it's not that time of the month for me
(animalcracker) it gives me a big hard on please, just for a minet
(alicia) why does it give you a hard on?
(animalcracker) it just does
(animalcracker) i think it is cool
freaaaaaaak
(alicia) it's hard to type with a cat on my lap
(dysfunk) lol, it is kind of hard to type with pussy in your lap....
(Adam) Now, finally, we stand a chance against the governer of minnesota
(N1X) but its harder for a girl to find good guy then a guy find a good girl
(N1X) =0P
(brittney) u are only 16 budyluv
(brittney) your dick would not even give me pleasures!!
(brittney) sorry:(
(Lisa-) the reason they come and leave is because they don't like cuddling and would rather just grab their pants and jump out the window than face a cuddly woman that wants to talk
(Lisa-) i've actually had a guy complain that I wasn't very cuddly after sex
(Lisa-) o.O
(Therm) i never got cuddled after sex
(Paully) i like to have more sex after sex
(Lisa-) wake up dammit, i want more sex
thats my wisa lol
(Paully) you guys are bigger nerds than ME
(Mikey`) alright boys, girls and emotional retards
(Mikey`) im going to work
(Native`Son) i went to this strip club last night with my friends and we had to leave cause roaches were attacking us
(Native`Son) it was so nasty
(Native`Son) they were crawling OUT OF THE STAGE
(NevaRapingEverAgain) =/
(Deviation) how were the girls?
(Native`Son) they had a 50 yr old toothless dancer
(Native`Son) so thats how the girls were
(PhoneWhore) i saw dan last night.. not u =(
(PhoneWhore) *sniffle*
(melissa) yea.. i was having great sex =)
(melissa) and lots of it..
(melissa) haha
(Deviation) laura gave me birthday rapes or something
(PhoneWhore) hah
(Deviation) heheh
(PhoneWhore) mhmm
(PhoneWhore) =)
(Deviation) i was not having great sex at all
(Deviation) :/
(PhoneWhore) HEY
(PhoneWhore) so my rapes weren't good?!
(Deviation) LOL
(PhoneWhore) DAMNIT
(Deviation) yes yes they were fine
(PhoneWhore) pft
(PhoneWhore) fine
(Deviation) hahahaha
(PhoneWhore) pft
* PhoneWhore walks away
(Deviation) oh you've faked it before too!
(PhoneWhore) ..
(PhoneWhore) KWISTY DAN FAKED IT WHEN I RAPED HIM
* Deviation hugs laura
(StormyDawn) u dont even wanna know what my mom asked me
(Diamond) ?
(StormyDawn) she asked me about *cough* pauls package
(Bubbasue) 2 vibrators??????????
(Bubbasue) wtf
(Sam) sure
(Diamond) one for each hole
(Bubbasue) i donno if i know how to use one
(Diamond) u stick it in the hole
(Bubbasue) lol thanks laura
(Diamond) np
(Sam) haha
(alicia) and i'll do kids :D
(j0k3r) can i be first?
(Chycha) Does Anybody here speak on Russian?
(PuRpLe_MoNkEy_ChIcK) i can!!!!!!
(PuRpLe_MoNkEy_ChIcK) How are you (in russian)
(PuRpLe_MoNkEy_ChIcK) ^_^
* PuRpLe_MoNkEy_ChIcK bows thank you thankyou
(Chycha) I am fine!!!!!!u?
(PuRpLe_MoNkEy_ChIcK) im fine(in russian)
(incest_chik) I'm soooo wet
(Native`Son) i hate fucking females
(Native`Son) i swear
(jenks) hey now
(jenks) so you like fucking males?
(jenks) hehe
(jenks) i had to.
(TexXxaS) is this like the matrix?
* Diamond looks at u weird
(TexXxaS) well like check it out
(TexXxaS) in the matrix neo can walk on the ceiling
(TexXxaS) now watch
* TexXxaS walks on the ceiling
(TexXxaS) SEE!
(JIGGAMAN16) I get disconnected alot in here I do know if it is because I'm black
(Jedah) I'm a slease and a ****, but I still stuck it in her butt. so I may be the slease, but your mom's the freak. looking for a new guy every week. it don't matter to her as long as their pants peak. but tell the ***** to wash, she's starting to reek. walking around smelling like a fish store, askin for sex like a freelance *****. who's your daddy scuzzi, do you even know? it was probably some guy with a small dick and a lot of dough
(bullet-proof-cupid) i want them to play 'burn baby burn' when i get cremated
(Royster) chris: you're so good looking you'd turn me gay
(KaNNabI) mmm roy ;)
(Katie) if i was a man, i'd still want you
(Katie) eek
(Katie) Roy, back off =(
(Royster) rawr
(Royster) lol
(Katie) no no no
(Katie) no rawr
(decomposing-flesh-is-yummy) i've been sniffng my shit stained fingers and drinking and drinking and drinking
where the hell do these ppl come from??
(Lonely_Wolf) are you on a permanent period or something?
(StormyDawn) my boobs should pacify you
(^o_O^) Boobies are just another apandage
(jenks) boobies are overrated.
(jenks) sure, i use mine to get things, but thats besides the point.
(Sam) food works with sex
(clint) SHE GAVE ME HEAD WHILE SIPPIN ON A FUCKIN STRAW
(bullhead) Dia's quoted me a few tiems
(j0k3r) i remember that one
(j0k3r) my ass was sore for a week
(alicia) haha
(j0k3r) :(
(alicia) sad
(alicia) :\
(alicia) not enough lube?
(j0k3r) guess not
* alicia clears laura's screen
(mel-sleepin) imma go try and sleep again
(Joye) hehe, yeah
(mel-sleepin) masterbate more maybe
(Joye) ok gnite mels
(Joye) haha
(mel-sleepin) i thought it would make me more tired
(Joye) id help you, but you know
(Joye) hehehe
(mel-sleepin) but no man..
(Joye) aww
(Joye) hehe
(mel-sleepin) its like keepin me up
(Joye) i could tire you out
(mel-sleepin) and makin my clitoris hurt :P
(mel-sleepin) clitoris is a funny word
(mel-sleepin) just sayin it is kinda funny..
(mel-sleepin) imagine if someone named their kid that
(Joye) LOL
(mel-sleepin) say it out loud like 3 times
(mel-sleepin) it will make you laugh
(Joye) "you better get over here clitoris! or ill spank you till youre black and blue!"
(Joye) AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
(mel-sleepin) hahaha
(mel-sleepin) my friend lisa was gonna name her kid shitface..
(mel-sleepin) so when she called it shitface
(mel-sleepin) people wouldnt think she was mean
(Joye) hahahahaha
(mel-sleepin) just be like hey shitface go pick up some milk for yo momma
(Joye) haha
(Joye) at the club, dancing with some girl all like, "hey, whats your name?" --- "Shitface." ---- "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!"
(red_demon_666) im a real demon
(Diamond) a real demon using a computer & on a chatroom
(Diamond) ur some demon there
(red_demon_666) im a real demon
(Sam) sweatpants boners are the enemy
(Sam) it was the worst in middle school
(Sam) i used to wear sweatpants all the time
(Sam) and then i'd get called up to work problems on the board
(Sam) "no thanks, i'll just take the zero"
(Sam) haha
(Bubbasue) haha
(Bubbasue) lmao!
(Bubbasue) why don't you like doin problems on the board?
(Sam) abbey
(Bubbasue) sam?
(Sam) we were talking about sweatpants boners
(Sam) there's a difference
(Bubbasue) ooh
(Bubbasue) HAHA
(Bubbasue) OOOOOOOH
(Bubbasue) I see.
(tiggergirl123) a man was beating himself on the head with a hammer, when someone asked why he was doing it, he said "it feels good when i stop"!!!
(Native`Son) i had a teacher who just got back from japan
(Native`Son) and my whole year was in japanese
(Native`Son) we had to learn so much japanese stuff
(Native`Son) and never anythingthat would help us in the day to day
(Native`Son) so it was like so can u write in crusive? ... well no but i can say head sholders knees n toes in japanese!
(MentallyDark) i dun think i get quoted much either
(Sue[Studyin]) lauwa needs to quote me more :D
(Sue[Studyin]) cuz im bein hella bad
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)