Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.
11/06/03
(Daffy_on_LSD) If my girlfriend became intelligent enough to use a computer perhaps I would propose to her and marry her in a chatroom....
(Daffy_on_LSD) it's all very fashionable now adays
(Daffy_on_LSD) and cheap
(Daffy_on_LSD) christ internet bill are nothing
(Daffy_on_LSD) bills"
(SaDiSHSue) i go for the strawberry fuckin daquaris
(SaDiSHSue) ;)
(N1X) haha
(SaDiSHSue) virgin of course
(N1X) .......
(MentallyLurkin) ab said fuckin!
(MentallyLurkin) its a magical day
(oceanic) any hot pussy?
(acidklown) oceanic, The offer still stands.. I will put my cat in the microwave
(Blade) wow spell check should be a must...
(Dia[finishin-packin]) ya think? lol
(Blade) serious points off for grammer, puncuation and spelling
(Dia[finishin-packin]) grammar
(Dia[finishin-packin]) an punctuation
(Blade) lol
(Blade) arigato
(Hottest_Diva_69) WANTED : Meaningful, Overnight, Relationship
(Sam) addicting as hell game
(Sam) but it takes practice unless you are born asian
(Snazzy) most people your age r not married
(clint) most people at your IQ rate cant get online.
(Snazzy) go screw ur wife plzz
(clint) i already have three times today
(clint) dont i deserve a break
(clint) it's like, mc donalds ya know
(clint) drive in, drive out.
(Snazzy) den wat am i doing online
(clint) have you had your break today?
(Snazzy) shame poor lady
(Snazzy) does she no you r online
(clint) nah, she loves every bit of it.
(Snazzy) good 4 her
(clint) hah, what does it matter if i'm online or not?
(lil_dirty6) my name prince albert
(StormyDawn) i once went and bout 12 pairs of shoes in one day
(SNOOP_DOG) IS THERE ANY HOT CHICKS OUT THERE
(Jedah) they have those now?
(Jedah) when did those come out?
(Kloey) omy
(Kloey) i just busted ***
(Kloey) bah
(Kloey) :/
(Kloey) i totally missed the chair
(bubbasue) i never get quoted
(bubbasue) :(
(bubbasue) i looked at all the quotes.......and i only had like 2
(bubbasue) :(
(Therm) read her a bed time story
(Dustin`) somethin
(Dustin`) i can't read =/
(Therm) o
(Therm) serious
»»» Stinky_Chicken joined
(moshy) LOL
(moshy) Stinky_Chicken
(moshy) sorry, that hit me in a weird way
* Stinky_Chicken Quit (QUIT: User exited)
(Diamond) how would u feel if dudes were wantin u to flash em!?
(Dro) giddy
(Dro) :)
(lil-pimp) if u a girl press 123 if u a boy press 124 if u gay press 125 if u horny press 126 if u think im stupid 4 askin press 127
(Dia[straightenininhair]) 127 =)
(bendie) 126
(karate_babe) 127
(alicia) 127
(rockerchick) 127
(alicia) :D
(Knives) 127
(lil-pimp) hell naw
(SexyLegs4Guys) 123
(Violent_J) 127
(karate_babe) still thinks 127
(CrazysexyKool39) 127
(CrazysexyKool39) 127
(lil-pimp) ok i get it
(lord_uglyness) any ugly and i mean real ugly gurls in here who wanna chat hit 4444
(Star_Princess) I'm online popular because of that room
(JackOffJill) so i dont give a ****
(JackOffJill) why dont you die already?
(Oliver) you are very tense and angry
(Oliver) just...... let go.
(JackOffJill) uhm, right
(Oliver) there is a good JackOffJill :)
(Oliver) grouphug?
(JackOffJill) **** off
(JackOffJill) like im some ******* dog or some ****
(Oliver) well ******* and **** the **** ***** ****** so i can **** and **** and **** anyway.
huh?
(Dawn[MacroeconomicsSUCKSASS]) Mags1321: sex is bad
(Dawn[MacroeconomicsSUCKSASS]) HA easytarget: WTF
(Dawn[MacroeconomicsSUCKSASS]) HA easytarget: THSI SI NOT MAGGIE
(halfchewed) any teenage alcoholics
(SiKeS) i know everything there is to know
(SiKeS) except how to get laid
(Sam) trojans are supposed to keep viruses away, not attract them
* Sam hugs his healthy penis
(sue[Out\BBL]) haha i almost cybered wif my bf haha
(special-ed) i wonder if i stuck a vacuum to my meower.. would my period hurry up?
(moshy) dood, if i could like, have a webcam put on sidra, and then get a cellphone
(moshy) and then have someone watch her online
(moshy) and they could call me if she woke up
(moshy) that would be awesom
(lonegirl246) if anyone wants to chat with me or be my bf push 246
(fsck_joo) anyone wanna trade pix,(don't have to be of yourself) message me
(old_fart) if you must know, 18. happy?
(moshy) i use aim when i pee pee
(GrouchyGrump) i use icq when i peepee
(melissa) we got off wrong or somethin
(melissa) im really not a super bitch
(melissa) well
(melissa) yea.. to some people maybe..
(bmwii) i dont think we got off wrong
(moshy) i get off just fine
(melissa) god im having the weirdest dreams lately
(melissa) like last night
(melissa) arnold the terminator
(melissa) was chasing me
(melissa) and
(melissa) but
(melissa) he was like
(melissa) in the governor of california outfit
(melissa) the blue sit
(melissa) er suit
(melissa) and like he kept chasin me
(melissa) sayin his in his accent like "DONT RUN FROM ME I WILL GET YOU"
(melissa) "I WILL BE BACK"
(melissa) like god
(melissa) what the hell
(melissa) last week it was regis
(melissa) i was on who wants to be a millionaire
(melissa) and he kept swearin
(melissa) and askin sex questions
(melissa) and he'd be like WHY THE FUCK NOT.. ITS MY FUCKING SHOW
(melissa) so yea..
(PeanutButterKing) But the thing is I don't like Peanut Butter that much.
(alineedsausbcord) i'd do you laura
(alineedsausbcord) if i did girls
(Dia[gone]) *humps*
(Dia[gone]) haha
(alineedsausbcord) hehe
(alineedsausbcord) *hump*
(alineedsausbcord) OMG
(alineedsausbcord) OW
(Dia[gone]) ..
(alineedsausbcord) I bonked my bruised knee
(alineedsausbcord) again
(alineedsausbcord) like i was doin so good it's been like a week
(alineedsausbcord) since i bonked it
(alineedsausbcord) and now it burnsss
(Dia[gone]) well quit humpin ppl then!
(Dia[gone]) *shakes head*
(alineedsausbcord) yeah i needa not be clumsy
(Dia[gone]) at least during humpings
(alineedsausbcord) haha
(alineedsausbcord) true true
(moshy) LOOK
(moshy) shes only like, an hour and a half away from me
(moshy) id totally go to tacoma for her
(moshy) as long as i knew shed sit on my face
(moshy) ...
(moshy) uhh
(N1X) haha
* moshy presses /clear
(moshy) no one saw that, right?
(Sam) i'll never forget the look on my father's face as he stormed into the kitchen and said to the children, which one of you children ate a WHOLE FUCKING GAME OF MONOPOLY?
(TexXxaS) fisting ROCKS!
(TexXxaS) joye is givin me tips
(CaptainInsano) on fisting
(CaptainInsano) because, like, i know all about that stuff
(CaptainInsano) :P
(TexXxaS) i wonder
(TexXxaS) if there is ass fisting =/
(Diamond) LOL
(v0rt3x) there is
(v0rt3x) actually
(v0rt3x) now
(bullhead) hahahaha
(v0rt3x) ppl shove there whold foot into peoples ass's
(guyingirlsjeans) hey hows it goin? any cool girls in here willing to help out a nice guy with some feminine stuff? if so pm me..i dont want to cyber
(SkaPuppy) any ugly and i mean real gurls (PREFERABLE FAT) in here who wanna chat hit 4321
(Diamond) im eatin a p&b n pepper jelly (its green) sandwich
(Diamond) i looked down n thought omg its bad bread
(Diamond) then i realized no idiot tha's the jelly
(SiKeS[a]) "to all the countries complaining about starvation... move where the fucking food is.. you live in a fucking desert... see this? yes this is sand.. know what it'll be in 100 years? FUCKING SAND! We have deserts in the united states we just dont FUCKING LIVE IN THEM"
(Beccy) I would like to chat with a lesbian! Anyone interested?
(Beccy) any lebians wanna chat with me???
(Beccy) i am a 14 year old lesbian
(Diamond) icemen13: i do it really good
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) i asked if he wants to play with my penis
(Diamond) =)
(Diamond) mika will u play with my penis
(MEEKS) i do it really good
(Diamond) haha
(Chuntaro) Spicey Chicken Sandwhick PLEASE! BIGGIE SIZE
(Chuntaro) hmmmmm
(Chuntaro) so...who hasnt seen the LION KING up in here
* Erosion sings "I'mma cucumber I'mma cucumber I'mma cucumber I'mma cucumber, I'mma cucumber I'mma cucumber, ding dang diddely on a pickle farm"
(moshy) adz, i just pictured a dancing/waddling penguin, wearing a cucumber hat................
(moshy) oh gawd, im still laughin
(Erosion) it's a serious song!
(Erosion) very emotional
(Erosion) it's about this cucumber
(Erosion) and it's all happy
(Erosion) unknowing
(Erosion) that it's gonna be turned into a pickle
(moshy) hahahahahah
(Erosion) it's a sad sotry
(moshy) hahahahahahahahahaahaha
(moshy) :|
(Erosion) story*
* moshy stops laughing for a second
(moshy) BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
(SiKeS) dia
(SiKeS) stop quoting me
(SiKeS) my beautiful words arent meant to be permanent
(SiKeS) they're ment to linger in your mind and leave you with a smile
(SiKeS) that is all
(SiKeS) and while ur pondering that with a smile
(SiKeS) i quickly slip it in
(SiKeS) and you have babies like rabbits
(manshoon) classy matt
(SiKeS) thank you, thank you.
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» MemoServ - i will trade you my nicks "ping" and "Wind" for Diamond .. thanks :)
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(alicia) LONDON (Reuters) - A British scientist has calculated the optimum thickness for a slice of cheese to make the perfect cheese sandwich, according to a study published on Monday.
(melissa) cant make anyone happy tonighttttttttt and my cat ran awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(Native`Son) why does everyone else wanna kill eachother?
(melissa) no ideaaaaaaaa
(melissa) every ones just in a bad mood it seemssssssssss
(melissa) joye and spencerrrrrrrrr are getting mad at each otherrrrrrrr and keep leavingggggggggg
(melissa) and mike keeps getting disconnectedddddddddd
(melissa) and i keep singing everything i sayyyyy
(Native`Son) haha
(Native`Son) yeah i do that when im bored
(Native`Son) im like
(melissa) haha i've been doing this for 3 dayyyyyyysssssssss
(ali-brb) they're like 7th grade
(ali-brb) and this one kid was sittin on this big ugly van
(ali-brb) and watchin these girls walk down the street
(ali-brb) and he yells at em and is like "jacob's talkin to his girlfriend"
(ali-brb) and the girls turn around and are like what? and he's like "jacob's talkin to his girlfriend"
(ali-brb) so the girl's like *shrug* and flashes him
(ali-brb) and walks off
(ali-brb) i'm so confused with the youth of today
(boys_love_me) Is't hard to be pritty and smart you know
(sexy_grandma) do you find my wrinkles arousing?
* sexy_grandma sways loose flesh
(Erosion) who wants to do the hockey cockey with me?
(Diamond) hockey cockey?
(moshy) LOL
* moshy falls to the floor laughin again
(Diamond) what in the hell r they feedin u in england?
(special-ed) mcd infected burgers
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) i thought that was everywhere tho
(Erosion) oh yeah
(moshy) oh man, i snorted so loud
(High_Priestess_xes) well alright then. . .glad I don't want to be a teacher
(special-ed) well since you're not going to college, you don't have to worry about becoming a teacher..
(special-ed) High_Priestess_xes, how are your hamburger flipping skills?
(High_Priestess_xes) I don't flip hamburgers . . .
(High_Priestess_xes) I make icecream. .
(special-ed) well without a decent education, that's what you'll have as a career.
(special-ed) good times.
(The_Devil_Inside) oh oh oh ok I have a somewhat funny story - maybe it's not but those who've gotten oral will understand....so here goes....
(The_Devil_Inside) ok ok so I was with this one gal right - n I've heard she gives the best oral right....wellllll she all gettin ready to and says to me "every guy I've been with has told me I'm the best!"
(The_Devil_Inside) So I'm like thinkin "damn this is going to be good" and not even 20 seconds later *literally* she's looks up to me and says "are you close - I can't do this forever"
(The_Devil_Inside) My jaw just fuckin dropped. I didn't know what to say - but that was the worst bj I ever had.
(The_Devil_Inside) *bows*
(The_Devil_Inside) yeah you should see the response to my post
(The_Devil_Inside) some guy wrote:
(The_Devil_Inside) 20 seconds??
(The_Devil_Inside) Holy fuck dude, did you numb your dick beforehand or something?
(The_Devil_Inside) Usually if I'm in a girls mouth I jizz within 4-8 seconds..
(erykah) javas are hilarious
(erykah) but so fucking cute
(StormyDawn) yeah cute like my granmas pussy
*** CunningLinguist is now known as CunningLinguist{eating}
(advice-please) my other nick is really sad-n-lonely
(Diamond) u touched his peepee
(Diamond) =P
(moshy) HAHAHA
(Diamond) tell him u dun like vienna sausages anymore
(moshy) HAHA
(Diamond) =)
(moshy) naw, this guy is awesome, but like...ok...
(Diamond) horny?
(Diamond) lol
(moshy) so i cybered him like, in april, or may
(moshy) hahaha
(moshy) n like
(Diamond) JOYE
(Diamond) haha
(moshy) i havent since
(Diamond) too funny
(moshy) im just not interested in that anymore
(moshy) n hes always askin me to
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) u tickled more than his fancy
(Diamond) imma shuddup now lol
(moshy) hahahhahaha
(moshy) (moshy) i dunno, im really into the pinning down thing
(moshy) (moshy) and driving you crazy, being sexy, and not letting you touch me kind of thing
(moshy) (moshy) being right out of touch
(Diamond) hahaha
(Diamond) ur evil
(moshy) (moshy) ahhh, i think this is about enought of this kind of talk
(moshy) (moshy) hehe
(moshy) (moshy) dont want you to think were getting somewhere
(moshy) LOL
(Diamond) omg
shes evil! i love her!
(Ally-Chan) Any guys or gals wanna chat? type 'Doki Doki'
(moshy) now theres cats fighting outside
(moshy) :\
* moshy shakes her head
(Diamond) or makin kittens
(moshy) uhhh, those are some SnM kitties then
(Diamond) hah
* GreyGoose makes kittens with dia
* Diamond hisses n scratches n makes horrid noises
(moshy) haha
* GreyGoose finnishes & runs off to find another kitten machine
(Diamond) kitty whore
(KaNNabI) I am king of the clit!
(KaNNabI) no one rules the clit like i do, not this little fuck, none of you fucks
(KaNNabI) if you were a sheep, would you fuck another sheep, if you were another sheep
(zenn) haha
(zenn) you bet your sweet ass I would
(KaNNabI) THIS GUY ISN'T ONE OF US! HE SAID HE'D FUCK A SHEEP!
(Star_Princess) dude.. nyquil rocks
(Star_Princess) i used to drink it with pepsi
(greebwee) 8 years ago, they seized 4 oz of meth in my county.. this year they seized 2900 lbs
(greebwee) that's a plague.
(greebwee) the dea in southern iowa is the biggest installment in the country.
(greebwee) for meth task force purposes only.
(NyQuil`Junkie) all iowa is worth
(NyQuil`Junkie) is potatoes n meth
(greebwee) no, idaho is potatoes
fun!
(SiKeS) dudew
(SiKeS) i can jerk in like 30secs
(SiKeS) have u ever played stick ur dick in an anthill?
(TexXxaS) no
(SiKeS) o
(N1X) covered in honey?
(SiKeS) yah
(Jedah) I haven't gotten any in a while though
(Jedah) so...
(Star_Princess) liar
(Star_Princess) you had my mom last nigh
(Star_Princess) night..
(Jedah) ...that's different
(Jedah) I was talking about sex I don't pay for
(Royster) i'm not gay
(Royster) but my boyfriend is
(gangstah_boi) gay guys are fags
* PuddleDuck sings .... Hush little girl, don't cry tonight .... how can I explain why mommy isn't here any more....cause Daddy likes Porno, and $10 dollar whors... daddy gets wasted and robs liquer stores... daddy likes rubbing agains little boys on the bus.... I think thats why Mommy left us ....
(h3x) one time
(h3x) we poured Xlax in my homeboys drink
(h3x) n put that clear shit over tha toilet
(h3x) n put tha seat down
(h3x) he ran in there to take a shit cuz he had tha bubblies
(h3x) that n00ka shitted all ova tha tubbbbbbbbb all ova tha floorrrrrrrrr tha wallllllll
(h3x) LMAO
(StormyDawn) guys
(StormyDawn) BiggsXXL: you know what they say about black guys though..right?
(StormyDawn) Mags1321: u have really white teeth?
(Chr|s) ok?
(StormyDawn) i thought it was funny
(StormyDawn) cause like
(StormyDawn) NM!
(chaosAD) Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
(chaosAD) Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
(chaosAD) Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.
(chaosAD) Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
(chaosAD) Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn......
(chaosAD) Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
(chaosAD) Caller: No
(chaosAD) Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
(chaosAD) Caller: Running from the police.
...more comin =)
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