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Once upon a time....
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10/01/03
(SleepyBunny) bedtime!
*** SleepyBunny is now known as Roy\work
(SiKeS[porn]) "come here boy... GIVE ME THAT PEEPEE... GIVE ME THAT PEEPEE RIGHT NOW... IF U DONT GIVE ME THAT PEEPEE I SWEAR TO GOD THE NEXT TIME U SIT ON ME ILL BITE OFF UR TUSHIE"
(Native`Son) i just got me some new crotchless panties
(jas`) Yonv yer so full of yourself. I don't want you to be my pimp ass best man if yer gonna try to mack on my bride
(Native`Movie) haha
(Native`Movie) dude
(Native`Movie) come on
(jas`) I'll get dan to be my best man
(Native`Movie) how u gonna ask a pimp to be at your wedding
(Native`Movie) and then say dont mack on yer bride
(Native`Movie) wtf kinda shit is that
(Native`Movie) id let you mack on mine
(SiKeS) im hung like a tictac
(chocolate_salty_balls) i make ur mammary glands jiggle
(Toad3087) Dia = god. I've been here less than five minutes and I've learned the pecking order.
(MEEKS) The roman god of rash covered coochie
(no_brain_n_luvin_it) you said you didn't like me so
(lady_nuriko1) i dont like virgens thats why i hate u
(sad-n-lonely) any boys need a GIRLFRIEND i'm single
(Lauralee) I give amazing head
(greebwee) my nads are telling me to make babies.
(clintx) man
(clintx) we just
(clintx) bought
(clintx) 50 bucks of icecream yesterday
(Distroey) damnit to hell
(Distroey) mother fucking peice of shit where the hell did i put those fucking rubber bands fucking pisses me off god damnit
(emotionless) damn, who spiked my drink
(emotionless) someone put alcohol in every single beer I had last night :/
(emotionless) AND they put brandy in my shot glass..
(TexXxaS) who is cannibal_17?
(Dia[packin]) uh
(Dia[packin]) a java?
(TexXxaS) no no
(TexXxaS) hes a real person
(majorjared) Does anybody what to chat of p2p a Major In the AirForce
in a teen room?
(Guest52451) i bet u are sexy
(Star_Princess) i dont know..
(Star_Princess) this is where i stop typing
(Toad3087) You know, if I sit here long enough and read the conversations in here without glancing at Meeks and Dia..
(Toad3087) I'll turn into a degenerate.
(Toad3087) They're the only ones showing intelligence..
i like this froggy!
(Distroey) you shouldn't click on funny links when browsing porn
(Therm) fuckers
(Therm) lol
(Therm) i know
(Therm) :(
(Therm) i need just a porn computer
(Therm) http://www.internet-optimizer.com/Help/NavigationError/?e=ERR401&u=http%3A//192.168.1.1/&cls=wsi9&rid=r01
(Therm) thats the stupid link
(Therm) NOO
(Therm) how i make that go awayyy
(Therm) not going away
(binitza) We were sitting at KFC and he put a bit of greasy chicken on a plastic spoon and was pretending to flick it at me, and he accidently did, and it got me in the eye, and I couldnt see properly so he took me to the hospital and there was a little tiny bit of chicken skin wedged in my eyeball
(StormyDawn) no adam
(StormyDawn) u cunt!
(Diamond) ooo she called u the c word
(StormyDawn) no
(StormyDawn) i said
(StormyDawn) u cant
(StormyDawn) but said like
(StormyDawn) cunt!
(Adam) Nice save
(Adam) 'cause the U and A are like
(Adam) Right next to eachother
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) hah
(StormyDawn) nooo
(StormyDawn) i mean
(StormyDawn) pronounce
(StormyDawn) cunt
(StormyDawn) as in
(StormyDawn) no u cunt!
(StormyDawn) no u cant!
(_NaTe_) thats what im gunna call jizz
(_NaTe_) loveslobber
(Therm) maggie lets get married in england
(StormyDawn) just go to a mattress store
(StormyDawn) :)
(StormyDawn) i dunt wanna get married
(Therm) lets have sex in england?
(Erosion) sex is illegal in england
(Therm) HAHA
(StormyDawn) come visit me!!!!!!
(Erosion) they castrate you if you get caught
(Therm) fine you can stay there maggie
(StormyDawn) jim morrisons grave!
(Erosion) I learned the hard way
(JavaColours) i can't wait to wear regular shoes again
(bullhead) In a biology class, the prof was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female first-year student raised her hand and asked, "If I understand correctly, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?"
(bullhead) "That's correct", responded the prof, going on to add statistical info.
(bullhead) Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
(bullhead) After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class... and never returned.
(bullhead) However, as she was going out the door, the Prof's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."
(Adam\Studying) Once upon a time a few friends, /join, /quit, and /nick, were in a boat. /join fell out the left side of the boat and /nick fell out of the right side. Who was left in the boat?
(oni^) * AhRaY (AhRaY@cm76.omega131.maxonline.com.sg) Quit (Quit: I choose to love you in silence, cos in silence I find no rejection. I choose to love you in lonliness, cos in lonliness you are mine.)
(Soke) STILL HORNY <-------
* DevilWoman gives u a pickle
(bullhead) haha
(Soke) haha
(bullhead) me too
* DevilWoman gives a carrot
(DevilWoman) we hafta break u in first dom
(DevilWoman) =P
* Soke throws the pickle away and grabs a cucumber
(DevilWoman) hah
(DevilWoman) alright then
(Soke) hey ?
(DevilWoman) hm?
(Soke) you implying i don't need breaking in ?
(Soke) pshh
(ad^am) adam :)
(Adam) Surprising what you'll do to get away from homework
(Adam) Hi Adam :D
(ad^am) hows it going adam? :P
(Adam) Good Adam, how about you? :P
(ad^am) good good adam
*shakes head*
(solar-x) wtf, I masturbate looking at trees
(solar-x) i would know if it was raining
(StormyDawn) drive by my house
(StormyDawn) and masterbate!
(solar-x) yea
(solar-x) i do driveby beatoffs
(_NaTe_) i saluted today and hit myself in the eye
(Therm) i've had phone sex while my parents where home in the basement
(Therm) when i was in the basement bedroom
(Adam) Once in awhile my sister bangs on my wall
(Adam) I take that as the universal 'please keep it down' request
(EpOna``) you know i had to leave IRC cos i kept talking in american slang and no one know what the fuck i was talking about
(EpOna``) so don't try and convert me you fiends!
(Diamond) fiend
(Diamond) AMERICAN
(EpOna``) YES
(EpOna``) BUT
(EpOna``) JOHNNY DEPP SAYS IT
(EpOna``) so it's okay.
(flugger) You are the voice of reason
(flugger) and sometimes...
(flugger) *hates to say this*
(flugger) the only sane person around
(flugger) that can actually 'have a conversation'
HAHA =)
(Omega_Weapon) I fell in love with a hooker.
(pepper1822) you know i love ya more than my right boob
(^Brian^) :\ I'm taking an advice from a 40 year old woman right now
(GEORGIA_BOY_69) i am the king of bling bling baby!!!!
(LabeledKris) oh man.. it's really sad... when you know someone for a total of 15 minutes, and already know what they are going to say next cuz they always say the same thing ><
(DisposableSoul) it annoys me when people censor themselves.
(DisposableSoul) ****
(DisposableSoul) see you dont' get kicked!
(Evil_Pufferfish) Anyone wanna chat with a big, dumb idiot?
(KinkyPerogie) i needa meet new people
(KinkyPerogie) i need a shower too
(KinkyPerogie) testicular rinses are key to meeting new people
* KinkyPerogie scratches his nuts and gives dia a wiff
(KinkyPerogie) see ?
(Dia[me-so-tired]) ewwwwwwww
(Dia[me-so-tired]) alsdkjlsjdf
(Dia[me-so-tired]) ewwwww
(KinkyPerogie) i wouldn't do that in real life...
(Dia[me-so-tired]) OH SURE
(KinkyPerogie) but irc is to be takin advantage of
(KinkyPerogie) and i'm not that smelly
(KinkyPerogie) geez
(KinkyPerogie) i dunno who's balls you've been sniffing
ew =/
(flugger) Believe it or not, there are some people around IRC that can't stand me.
* Soke dresses up like a perogie and does the ukranian strrip tease
* ConcreteAnge| yawns
(fatal-attraction) we should hook up
(fatal-attraction) <--almost 24, recently divorced, no kids, lots of fun, likes to party
(fatal-attraction) d00d i should buy a billboard
(london_lad) hey fineasschick
(Miss_Hottie) thats a stupid name
(Guest22250) if any guys wanna chat with 13 sexy girls with sexy pics, add me on msn, sexxi_azz_goddess_@hotmail.com
(Diamond) tha's as bad as the black condoms
(Diamond) but.. purple
(Erosion) just think of it as... bruised?
(Diamond) no lol
(ConcreteAnge|) ouch *cringes
(ConcreteAnge|) wonder if they make em blue with green swirls?
(ConcreteAnge|) lol
(Erosion) specially made
(Diamond) they do..
(Diamond) lol
* ConcreteAnge| cackles
(Erosion) I'mma make an electric one
(Erosion) that lights up
(Erosion) and make millions
(Native`Son) i had a dream that kelly rolland from destany's child was a stripper at the club i work at
(Native`Son) and beyonce died while flippin flap jacks
(Native`Son) haha
(Native`Son) she hit a fork with the pan and it stabbed her in the head
(Native`Son) haha
(Star_Princess) does anyone think I should grow a mullet?
(SiKeS) dia
(Diamond) wha
(SiKeS) which of the books i listedd
(SiKeS) is worth reading
(SiKeS) i have to pick one
(Diamond) where
(SiKeS) Look Great Naked: Slim Down, Shape Up and Tone Your Trouble Zones in Just 15 Minutes a Day
(SiKeS) ack
(SiKeS) not thatr
(Diamond) hahaha
(v0rt3x) no offense miku
(v0rt3x) I think the word java
(v0rt3x) is offensive
(v0rt3x) kthx
(v0rt3x) ..
(flugger) *cough*
(flugger) I have 3 balls and one testicle, am I blessed
(Laurence_99) Is cybering as good as the real thing?
(Native`Son) all my quotes suck
(Native`Son) =(
(jenks) i had lots of fun with ken dolls when i was little.
* jenks looks around
(Native`Son) i bet u did freak
(h3x) yuh
(jenks) lol
* Adam is scarred
(Native`Son) if it takes more than 9 inches to please you
(Native`Son) your shit has been beat the fuck up
(Campbell) his testicles always wiggle
(Campbell) whether he anticipates or not
(Campbell) its like stock standard
(Campbell) things that hang wiggle and wobble
(Diamond) i ain't bi
(Diamond) =P
(Diamond) i love the dick too much
(Diamond) sorrrrries
(^Brian^) Diamond you a he or a she?
.....
(StormyDawn) NOOO
(StormyDawn) muh cheeze
* StormyDawn brutally murders u
* h3x m0ans
(h3x) thats too sexy
(h3x) a chicka tryin to kill me over sum cheeze
(HighAsGodButTwiceAsLow) my brother's friend teaches english over there
(HighAsGodButTwiceAsLow) and apparently there are pocket pussy and used panties vending
(HighAsGodButTwiceAsLow) just incase a pocket pussy or smelling panty fetish should hit you at 4am or something
(kassy) i have got plently of dating advice from this chat room
(h3x) whut up chicka
(MuhChelle) the sky and the birds and all the penis'
(MuhChelle) lol
* h3x loox down
(h3x) ya my penis seems to be up at tha moment
(h3x) =oX
(flugger) I was drunk as you last night.
(flugger) word.
(Mich\KindaHere) no
(Mich\KindaHere) you were not
(Mich\KindaHere) lol
(flugger) uh huh
(flugger) I shit the bed.
(flugger) ;)
(shadylady) hey everyone harken is my b/f
(harken) Hey everyone shadylady is my g/f
(h3x) not my leg?!##$?!#
(h3x) cmon
(Dia[dreamin]) but i like it
(Dia[dreamin]) its all hairy
(h3x) no
(Dia[dreamin]) u shave??!
(Dia[dreamin]) haha
(h3x) not my legs!#$WE$TRSDFDF
(jenks) i think guys should wax.
(h3x) fuckno
(jenks) mhm
(jenks) especially their chest
(Dia[dreamin]) down there too huh kwisty
(h3x) thas what i think to
(Dia[dreamin]) RIPPPPP
(h3x) hey i shave down there
(h3x) just not down there there
* h3x coughs
(h3x) nm
(JavaColours) nice memo
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(JavaColours) -MemoServ- [From: N1X, last logged in on 08/31/03 03:14:46 GMT]
(JavaColours) -MemoServ- [Sent At: 08/06/03 23:39:11 GMT]
(JavaColours) -MemoServ- aop me bastard
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