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Once upon a time....

If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me.

04/01/03


(die_veggies) ARE THERE ANY VEGGIE LOVERS IN HERE!!??

(Dia[dead-in-bed]) its always slutty guys that msg me
(Distroey) why don't they message me =/
(Dia[dead-in-bed]) u want slutty guys msgin u?
(Dia[dead-in-bed]) lol
(Dia[dead-in-bed]) well then!
(Dia[dead-in-bed]) =P
(Distroey) lol not really
(Dia[dead-in-bed]) =)
(Distroey) [06:05] (Herillio) msg
(Distroey) [06:05] * Herillio drops his panties
(Distroey) [06:05] (Distroey) slut!
(Distroey) [06:05] (Distroey) haha

(clint) my left nut bumped into my right nut on it's birthday
(clint) yea
(clint) my penis laughed at my nuts
(clint) fuckin nuts
(clint) :\

*** funny-name-here (javauser@=Iaddakkqkeviwqp.dhcp.asu.edu) joined

(clint) "10,411 messages await in your elite inbox, mister h0box."

(Syd_Vicious) he had a weird shaped penis too
(Diamond) hahaha
(Syd_Vicious) i didnt know it at the time..
(Adam) "Yeah, when I want it in the ass he's the guy to go to.. but damn the gayness!"
(Diamond) i dun wanna know this haha
(Syd_Vicious) but yeah
(Syd_Vicious) its really skinny
(Syd_Vicious) i dunno.. like a pencil
(Adam) My penis is on the straight and un-narrow

(Dia[stuffffff]) hehe
(Dia[stuffffff]) kaycee is doin the sausage dance
(Dia[stuffffff]) i wanna do the sausage dance
(Dia[stuffffff]) instead of the hokeypokey
(Syd_Vicious) LMao..
(Dia[stuffffff]) an u can quote me on that
(Dia[stuffffff]) =)
(Syd_Vicious) is there a cartoon for that one too?
(Dia[stuffffff]) lol no..
(Dia[stuffffff]) like
* MEEKS can't quote that one
(MEEKS) No matter how much I want to
(Syd_Vicious) LMAO
(Dia[stuffffff]) whenever my dogs eat somethin they really enjoyed they dance.. n it was dubbed the chicken dance yeaaaaaars ago.. cuz my last puppy would do it after eatin chicken
(Dia[stuffffff]) i just gave kaycee some sausages n yea hehe
...http://www.sexylosers.com/ for wha tay was talkin about =)

(babygurl_16) shut the f*ck up Irc!

(babygurl_16) u got issues Irc!
(Irc_Idol) babygurl_16...which issue...feb or march

(Jamar) girls wit a JLO *** press 111111111111111111111
(BloodyStupid) girls with a jello *** on the other hand...

(ThumperBunny-HeadingToBed) i thought we gave the hanson's address to the iraquis

(Syd_Vicious) no.. i got my tounge peirced...
(Diamond) hah
(Diamond) cool
(Diamond) =)
(Syd_Vicious) and..
(Syd_Vicious) i watched some guy get a Prince Albert....
(Diamond) LOL
(Diamond) oh how nasty
(Syd_Vicious) with a 6 guage ...
(Diamond) OH MY GOD
(Syd_Vicious) it bled.. and bled and bled..
(Syd_Vicious) they bandaged it up and with bled through his pants..
(Syd_Vicious) like he had his rag or something..
(Diamond) omgggg
(Adam) That makes me wanna jerk off just to appreciate having an intact penis
(Native`Son) thats why i never got my penis pierced
(Syd_Vicious) lmao..
(Native`Son) cause they told me you bleed lots
(Native`Son) n im not all for having my peepee bleed
(Syd_Vicious) well it was cos it was such a big ring..
(Syd_Vicious) its like a size of a pinky
(Syd_Vicious) lol
(Native`Son) yeah but i dun want a PA

(Diamond) oh i want gay cybersex
(BigDaddyChatz) go for it then...lol
(Diamond) hm
(Diamond) mika r u a lesbian?
(MEEKS) You wanna wear the strap on or should I wear the wig and play the pushback game?
(Diamond) o0o
(Diamond) hrmm
(Diamond) both!!!!
(v0rt3x) can I push in your stool sir!

(BigDaddyChatz) Meeks could be ver distractred by anything that has to do with gorgeous women...lol
(Diamond) wha bout gorgeous men?
(Diamond) don't be sexist!
(BigDaddyChatz) thats where u come in then
(Diamond) im notta gorgeous man..

(GunnZZ) i used to think feet were groos..til i got jerked off by this latin girl..using her feet

(Street) any girls want to chat with a nice guy, blond, bluey green eyes, muscular on their web cam, u don't have to be pretty

(chaosAD) if you ever for any reason wind up not wantin dustin...you know where i live
(Dia[udder-stuff]) haha
* Dia[udder-stuff] lix
(chaosAD) *nods*
(alikins) haha wow
(alikins) wish i got offers like that
(Dia[udder-stuff]) ali.. if u ever.. turn lesbian.. u know where i live
(Dia[udder-stuff]) =)

(EltonJohn) 11/m/canada
* EltonJohn figures if peoples think he is 11, then they won't keep trying to butt f u c k me
(Dia[faulkner-crap]) wouldn't elton john like that tho?

(Herillio) * Omega_Weapon eats the missile
(Herillio) that just brings up dirty thoughts

(Movieman) Anyone 15 and under that is interested in being in a PORN movie, please P2P me

(BloodyStupid) if i could find a job where i could beat off for a living gunzz, i wouldn't be here now

(sweet_gummybear) im breaking pencils with my teeth
(sweet_gummybear) :)
(Crystaphaze) lol
(Crystaphaze) ok u get the bored award

(GunnZZ) aaron timberlake?
(Aaron) I envy your ignorance
(Aaron) haha

(AnGeL_DrEaM) now i can drive guyz sticks and the car's stick

(Irc_Idol) The Canadian primeminister reminds me of Homer Simpson

*** Crystaphaze is now known as Whatever
*** Whatever is now known as Whatever-heresomewheremaybe
*** Whatever-heresomewheremaybe is now known as InDisguise
* ConcreteAnge| raises an eyebrow
(ConcreteAnge|) crys!
(InDisguise) teri
(InDisguise) damn i gues my disguise doesnt work
(InDisguise) lol
(ConcreteAnge|) lol
(ConcreteAnge|) um no i'm just a good detective
(InDisguise) hehe
* alikins waves
(InDisguise) ALI =)
(alikins) YOU
(alikins) :P
(InDisguise) hah
(InDisguise) maybe u are just a good detective teri

(Chr1s) · shannan ·
(Chr1s) · you a fagget ·
(Chr1s) · you asked to se my dick ·
(Shannan) i've had your dick pics for over a yr.
(Shannan) ;/
(Chr1s) · send me ·
(Shannan) no
(Shannan) ;[
(Chr1s) · motha fucka ·
(Chr1s) · WHY ·
* Shannan pets

* MEEKS walks around with a mouse in his pants
(MEEKS) Hey baby, click to enlarge
(CatZ) OMG
(CatZ) thats horrible
(Aaron) poor mouse

(aubri) he's pretty hott
(sweatheart) ok
(aubri) he's all sweaty
(sweatheart) ok
(aubri) he's 25o lbs though
(sweatheart) ok
(aubri) 250**
(sweatheart) what is his age
(aubri) 14
(aubri) oh wait 15
(sweatheart) i am 17 but hes coo
(aubri) he's 5'4
(sweatheart) iam 5'5
(Diamond) a hot and sweaty 15 year old 250 pound 5'4" dude
(Lisa-) yyyyyeah
(Lisa-) and a 14 year old one at that

(spyder) do you think it's retarded to get a copyright on an irc script

(B|aCk-MaGiX) how do I add someone to my msn without their email addy?
(p-o-d) you dont...
(B|aCk-MaGiX) oh
(B|aCk-MaGiX) I thought it was pissible

(Lisa-) "Aqueerians"
(Lisa-) *snicker* "aqueerians"
(Lisa-) aaaahahahaha
(Lisa-) dude
(Lisa-) Guppies are pushed Out into the limelight this March while Uranus provides the propellant.
(Lisa-) when this is on a gay horoscope....
(Lisa-) i just can't help
(Lisa-) but laugh my ass off
(Lisa-) hahahaha laugh my ass off
(Adam) I would have made that link say horothcopes
(Lisa-) oh god i crack me up
(Lisa-) lol
(Adam) I don't want myanus to be any sort of propellant
(Lisa-) i can shoot nuclear missiles to iraq under the right conditions
(Lisa-) i just know laura's going to quote that :/
(Adam) Iraqi porn, watch hot veiled sluts take hard missiles up their dirty cunts
say my name and i will come =P

(Diamond) (MEEKS) Yes but that's because all your dog wants is food, poop, and the lovin
(Diamond) (MEEKS) lol
(Diamond) (MEEKS) Hmm
(Diamond) (Diamond) hah
(Diamond) (MEEKS) Well
(Diamond) (Diamond) yea just like men
(Diamond) yes?!
(Diamond) haha
* Diamond hides
(Lisa-) lol
(Lisa-) they also want either sports, video games, or both and usually alcohol
(Diamond) oh
(Diamond) they do?
(Diamond) lol
(Lisa-) yeah
(Lisa-) dude
(Lisa-) what i need
(Lisa-) are boozbies
(Lisa-) boobies that give alcohol when you suck on em

* MEEKS gets the butt plug and a whole bunch of dog food

(lawrie) is there any chicks wif no boy friend and big **** wanna chat if so press 1
* ad^am leans on laura
(Dia[CarBowlingWitPinPpl]) ... ur askin if theres any single chicks with a big dick that wanna chat?
(Dia[CarBowlingWitPinPpl]) *pets*
(ad^am) 1
(Dia[CarBowlingWitPinPpl]) haha
(Dia[CarBowlingWitPinPpl]) ur a single chick wit a big dick?
(ad^am) yes
(ad^am) 1
(ad^am) 1
(ad^am) 1
(ad^am) :)

(TypicalMale) I'm talking about when she comes in and buys NOTHING BUT tampons.
(Lisa-) let's not be mature or anything
(TypicalMale) i'm like "woah! I know way too much about your pussy."
(Adam) Ewww pussycooties
(Native`Son) haha
(Lisa-) ewwww pussy
(TypicalMale) but the worst is... the WORST.... is when they come through buyin those maxi thong pads.
(Lisa-) eww eww ewwwwww
(Adam) Maxi thongs?
(Lisa-) wtf is with those thong pads

(Native`Son) i can work my booty
(Native`Son) i can make it clap
(Native`Son) HAHA

(Lisa-) for 16 cents a day, you can feed, clothe, and educate a starving child, but for 2.99 a minute, you can get somebody to talk dirty to you...
(Adam) Wow
(CatZ) lol
(Lisa-) people have strange priorities. an hour of phone sex can feed about 300 kids
(Adam) For 3.15, you can get a starving child fed, clothed and talked dirty to

(chev) meeks is gays
(chev) no really
(Lisa-) i dunno... i know he has some feminine characteristics... and I've witnessed men kissing him... more than once... but gay?
(MEEKS) I am not gay
(MEEKS) I'm just like...really bad at being straight

(mulattogurl) wats the 69 abut?

(i_like_guys_with_boners) i am a hottie god damn it
(i_like_guys_with_boners) ur talkin to me
(i_like_guys_with_boners) i am ur gf
(i_like_guys_with_boners) i am the important one

(Shannan) i phoned sarah last night
(Shannan) ;\
(Shannan) she was goooooooooood
(Shannan) ;/
(Shannan) ;\
(Adam) Uhm
(Adam) In what.. way?
(LauRa) tmi
(LauRa) really
(LauRa) heh
(Shannan) very way ;)
(Shannan) er
(Shannan) ever*
* Adam shakes his head
(Shannan) y
(Shannan) lets say.. we spent, 25 minutes on the phone
(Shannan) ;/
(LauRa) see
(Adam) That means
(LauRa) if anyone said stuff like that about me
(LauRa) meh
(Adam) You spent about 5 minutes before, 5 minutes after and you can only go 15 minutes
(Adam) Or
(Adam) You said hi and jumped right into the fucking
(Adam) Either way
(Shannan) lol
(Adam) Not good to give details =P
(Shannan) the other way around
(Shannan) ;\
(Shannan) 15 minutes saying hi
(Shannan) heh
(Adam) Aww
(Shannan) 10 minutes fucking
(Shannan) :D

»»» Sarah joined
»»» ChanServ Sets +o Sarah
* Adam spends 15 minutes saying hi to Sarah
* LauRa spends 5 min molestin her
* Adam gives the other 5 minutes to Shannon
(Adam) Use it wisely!

(Adam) I can't get the frigging Brandenburg Concerto out of my head
(Adam) Why couldn't it be something like YMCA
(Adam) Oh crap

(synapse) wanna go raving n do ecstasy?
(synapse) that's my new pick-up line =)

(Native`Son) they have a rope tied to each foot
(Native`Son) its a circus act
(Native`Son) heh
(Adam) I call that 'foreplay'

(chschick8706) anybody seen my bf?

(PowerRad) Becca couldn't get to sleep tonight.. so I had to talk/hum her to sleep on a cell in the men's department at walmart

(Guest43546) it is 10 freakin inches long
(Guest43546) its gonna take me all nite to eat this

(A|R) i know how to use my left hand now!
(Diamond) hahaha
(A|R) just thought i'd share that
(Diamond) omg lol
(A|R) one of my all time best accomplishments

(ConcreteAnge|) * handsomegrim says how about that kiss now
(ConcreteAnge|) (ConcreteAnge|) um can't do that
(ConcreteAnge|) (handsomegrim) why
(ConcreteAnge|) (handsomegrim) ?
(ConcreteAnge|) (ConcreteAnge|) cause um... cause i have an unidentified lip fungus :( it's rather emberassing i don't tell many ppl
(ConcreteAnge|) there!
(Booger[really-am-here-shh]) lol
(ConcreteAnge|) earlier it was cause i hadn't brushed muh teeth in 2 days

(Adam) "CRAP LAURA PLEASE WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T QUOTE ME" has the same effect as "PUHLEEEEZ DON'T THROW MEH IN DA BRIIIIIAH PATCH"

*** Dia[murdering-stuff] is now known as Dia[up2evildoings]
(Dia[up2evildoings]) <-- i at first wrote up2evildongs

(MEEKS) Hmm
(MEEKS) There's a dog in my house
(Lisa-) i've got to wonder how many of these "hot" "sexy" "cheerleading" "blondes" are really men
(Lisa-) you shouldn't talk about your sister like that
(MEEKS) You shouldn't talk about the dog like that

(Lisa-) Disclaimer: Not a single ****** word I ever say is supposed to be taken seriously :-p

(v0rt3x) lisa
(v0rt3x) ummm
(v0rt3x) there's a problem
(v0rt3x) I'm uhhh
(v0rt3x) trapped
(v0rt3x) in the internet
(v0rt3x) can't get out
(v0rt3x) :\
(Lisa-) like for reals?
(v0rt3x) ya
(Lisa-) should i call 922?
(v0rt3x) please
(Lisa-) i'm sure they could get out out
(Lisa-) with the jaws of life
(Lisa-) where on the internet are you?
(Lisa-) anywhere near hotmail? or closer to google?
(Lisa-) or closer to goatse?
(v0rt3x) uhhh
(Lisa-) i'm sure you'd be wandering in the direction of goatse

(Scooby) why do u kick me off
(Aaron) Im not kicking you
(Aaron) Your using a name registered to me
(Scooby) o realy
(Scooby) my bad
(Aaron) And I'm ghosting you
(Scooby) so
(Scooby) i had it first

(BabyToker420) kazaa pron sucks you have to get it form lime wire... (not that i have any experence or anytihng)

(jenks) i wish caps lock was never invented.
amen.

(brown_hair_03) im from iraq
brown_hair_03 is Chatz@=oDvs-53-570-080-383-ym.blueyonder.co.uk *
..?

(MEEKS) So anyway, i'll tell you about my day, I put on a candy nipple, ripped open my shirt, and ran around goin "Would you like a suckle of mein zipple!?"

*** spyder (oic@=cZtifvtz-06.154.186.20.Dial1.Seattle1.Level3.net) Quit (Kill by Mougly!Mougly@=xDvqin.webchat.org (LAMER-B-GONE® The All Purpose Network Cleaner.))

*** MEEKS is now known as ChickServ-
(ChickServ-) Ask for help

(BabyToker420) alright my moms a slut she'll actually give you some *** ... fomr some cash

(JoshSmokezalotofdro) 1 male ga brown hair blu eyes wearin gucci suit and reebok classics. name josh
(JoshSmokezalotofdro) 16
(Dia[paper\bbl]) gucci and reebok?
(Dia[paper\bbl]) uh
(Dia[paper\bbl]) no
(jah-thugged-out) Dia[paper\bbl]: he could of saved money on the gucci suit and bought better shoes :)
(Dia[paper\bbl]) yea
(Dia[paper\bbl]) for real
(Dia[paper\bbl]) and only 16.. gee
(JoshSmokezalotofdro) nah gucci cool as ****
(Dia[paper\bbl]) uh he was makin fun of the shoes josh
(JoshSmokezalotofdro) reebok classics? whats wrong wit em
(Dia[paper\bbl]) ...
(jah-thugged-out) dogs love to eat them and homeless people love to pimp them out

(BabyToker420) I HAVE A freind who CAN lick their elbow

(krazy666) they r player hatters
(jah) what's a hatter?
(jah) like a mad hatter?
(crazy_homie) yeah we get alot of those

(pincushin) you bring disgrace to the letter 666

* Irc_Idol has arrived

(i_hav_loser_BoyFriend_help) please help me @!

(Lisa-) it's not everyday somebody gives me free weed
(P-38) is not everyday u'll make $$
* Grace`Jones slaps P-38
(P-38) and u get more drugs
(Lisa-) i'm not becoming a dealer
(P-38) Grace`Jones - that hurts
(P-38) Lisa- - oh
(P-38) ehehe
(P-38) Lisa- = well have fun getting high
(P-38) Grace`Jones
(P-38) like to drink not bad
(P-38) i myself - love to drink and have oral & anal sex;)
(Grace`Jones) stfu u dirty gutter slut
(Lisa-) at the same time?
(Grace`Jones) i like to get my salad tossed while drinking fine wines

(AJ_smack) any chicks on this site
(AJ_smack) whats with that
(Grace`Jones) actually.. all we have are men and drag queens

(krazy666) motha fo u wanna see tough how bout ur best friend die be cause of u

(SiKeS) i like to see bush
(Dia[murderin-netsol]) i bet u do
(SiKeS) urs
(Dia[murderin-netsol]) no comment
(AnGeL_DrEaM) oOo
(AnGeL_DrEaM) i dont got a bush
(AnGeL_DrEaM) hahahaha
(AnGeL_DrEaM) oops
(AnGeL_DrEaM) too much info

(blackCatLicky) NEVER THROW THE CAT OUT,WITH THE BATH WATER *****
(Native`Son) im still trying to figure that one out
(Diamond) i know haha
(Native`Son) u should quote that dia
(Native`Son) hehe
(Native`Son) whats she said
(Diamond) i did haha
(Diamond) =D
* Diamond lix ya
(Native`Son) and then offer a cash prize to the person who can figure it out
(Native`Son) haha
!!!!!!!

(Native`Son) DUDE I HAVE TO FART
(Native`Son) and she wont like go away
(Native`Son) haha

* mm-- takes off his pants and rubs his testicles with kristy's hands
(mm--) carrressss them
(mm--) plaaaaaaaaaaaaay with them
(mm--) but wait
(mm--) dont bite
(mm--) :D
(jenks) uhm, no?
(mm--) uhm, yes?
(jenks) how 'bout no.
(mm--) how 'bout yes.
(mm--) i win
* jenks puts on gloves with spikes.
(mm--) :)
(jenks) continue.
(mm--) ooo
(mm--) i like rough
(mm--) :D
(jenks) how bout bleeding? cuz spikes = holes in testicles.
(mm--) ?
(mm--) what are you talking about
(mm--) your wierd

(alikins) haha yeahhh i sorta have an oral fixation
!!! i neva heard ali say such things

(mm--) You have to suck her off
(mm--) :(
(Diamond) haha
(BigDaddyChatz) Meeks knows that I have for sometime now... have wanted to become an Op

(opsrlosers) if you knew what i looked like i bet you wouldnt be so mean to me

(MEEKS) "1...2...3...4... Call me, I too don't like war 5...6...7...8... I don't want to masturbate 9....10....11....12.... Don't keep your poontang to yourself" "Sir, i'm gonna have to ask you to leave." "Hate crimes! Warmonger!"

(alikins) my roommate just said her dream job is to be floor director for jerry springer

(boy_troublesPLEASEHELP) i need help from BOYS
(boy_troublesPLEASEHELP) please
(boy_troublesPLEASEHELP) i am hot
(boy_troublesPLEASEHELP) and i need help

* HighAsGodButTwiceAsLow lubes his tongue & puts it in dia's butt
i dunno how to take that
!
(Donnie) alikins is the room drug dealer

(PowerRad) And I leaned down to feed this one squirrel
(alikins) i wanna frolick on the beach and feed random animals
(PowerRad) He was soo precious
(Dia[stuff]) they were.. at the beach?
(PowerRad) And I held out my hand with a peanut in it
(PowerRad) And he reached up
(PowerRad) Took my hand
(PowerRad) And the LITTLE FUCKER SUNK HIS TEETH INTO MY MIDDLE FINGER
(PowerRad) So I shake him off, yelling
(DeNiaL) did you kick him?
(PowerRad) I'm a thinblooded Californian so I'm bleeding pretty freely
(alikins) lol
(PowerRad) No, though at that exact moment I think I wanted squirrel stew
(PowerRad) Screw being a vegetarian
(PowerRad) He got his peanut though

(mm--) only reason white girls date balck dudes
(mm--) is for a big dick
(mm--) :(
(alikins) are you saying you have a small penis matt?
(mm--) yes

(spencer) I used to sport a shaved head occassionally.
(jenks) me too.
(spencer) but that was just to keep people away from me, because I apparantly look "scary"
(jenks) back in the day.
(jenks) nu uh! i did it for the same reasons!

(kpop) if you piss on the screen you can change the colors

(aIikins) Look at meee!!!
(aIikins) Hi, my name is Ali
(aIikins) and I'm a hot cheerleader
* jenks points at ali
(aIikins) blond hair
(aIikins) blue eyes
(aIikins) 5'7
(Mikey`) REALLY?
(Mikey`) im a hot cheerleader too!
(aIikins) HUGE BOOBS
(aIikins) My nipples are ALWAYS hard
(aIikins) wanna see? press LickMyCIit

(zenn) so whatever man...that's the bottom line to me
(zenn) and you know what
(zenn) one day you are going to want to get married
(zenn) so it's either...learn to understand and communicate...or beat off forever

(Therm) crayon shaped dildo thats what i want to see
(chaosAD) you want a crayon shaped dildo therm?
(Therm) lol
(Therm) i want to see one
(chaosAD) wlel...now the question comes to mind "why does therm want a crayon shaped dildo?"

»»» SomeAmishGuy joined

(Dustin`) whooo i'ma pussytat
(Dustin`) *licks himself*

(StarKitty) eh
(StarKitty) eh
(StarKitty) eh
(Diamond) u canadian
(StarKitty) am not
(StarKitty) =(
(Diamond) u.. texan?
(StarKitty) sure
(Diamond) YOU TEXAN
(Donnie) Diamond im hung like a horse so im texan i guess
(Diamond) hah
(Diamond) wait
(Diamond) u sayin amy's hung like a horse too?
(StarKitty) ;/

(latin_babe) i'm the sexiest ***** in here
(MEEKS) Prove it
(MEEKS) ;)
(chaosAD) well...since you just called yourself a "b itch" that right there makes you not sexy
(chaosAD) because it shows low self respect
(chaosAD) which means your probably not a good catch
(latin_babe) so u think
(chaosAD) a girl who doesnt respect herself will only drag the world down
(latin_babe) irspect my self
(chaosAD) then why did you call yourself a bi tch
(chaosAD) ?
(latin_babe) BECAUSE IF U PISS ME OFF I WILL BE THE BIGGEST *****
(latin_babe) THAT WHY
(Aaron) caps off or you'll get the biggest boot in your ***
(chaosAD) well guess what...alot of things in this world are gonna piss you off
(MEEKS) Yikes
(chaosAD) and if you always being a bi tch about it noone with any dignity is gonna wanna be around you
(latin_babe) SHUT UP
(latin_babe) LITTLE BOY
(chaosAD) example #1
(chaosAD) right there
(chaosAD) your gettin mad at me cuz im showin you why you should change the way you think/act and your only gettin mad at it
(chaosAD) and instead of holdin a conversation
(chaosAD) you resort to insults because its all you got
(latin_babe) I'M NOT MADE
(latin_babe) I'M DRUNK
»»» Aaron kicked latin_babe (one foot coming up)
(MEEKS) I wanna see if she has nude pics

*** hondaman55 is now known as hondaman5
(hondaman5) now
*** hondaman5 is now known as hondaman55
(hondaman55) that sucks
(chaosAD) so
(chaosAD) then register hondaman55
(hondaman55) so it sucks
(hondaman55) i dont like it
(chaosAD) hondaman4?
(hondaman55) i want hondaman5
(hondaman55) no
(hondaman55) no
(hondaman55) no
(hondaman55) hondaman5
(hondaman55) thats my lucky number
(hondaman55) not 55

(binitza) just dont look
(binitza) and he will turn up
(Dia[puppy]) that.. is so.. incredibly true
(CatZ) yeah you have to give up before it will happen
(Dia[puppy]) exactly
*nod*

(LifeSucks-badmood) for real
(LifeSucks-badmood) i mean
(LifeSucks-badmood) someone needto tell him
(LifeSucks-badmood) just cause its big
(LifeSucks-badmood) doesnt mean u know how to use it

(Shannan) Mt 9yr old borther has more porn then me.

(v0rt3x) had a floppy disk stuck to the side of my head

(SiKeS) miku wants me
(WiCkedGameS) no
(WiCkedGameS) i asked him to marry e
(WiCkedGameS) HE LOVes mE
(SiKeS) no
(SiKeS) you are his hoe
(WiCkedGameS) yes matt
(SiKeS) he loves me
(WiCkedGameS) ..
(WiCkedGameS) HOW DARE U

(StarKitty) Laura.. u have the pic of paullys weener huh
(StarKitty) he says i can have it
(Diamond) oh
(Diamond) i printed it out n hung up up on my wall of shame n then deleted it
(Paully) lol
(Paully) wall of shame??
(Diamond) yes
(Diamond) well
(StarKitty) lOl.
(Diamond) nm
(StarKitty) I KNEW IT WAS SMALL
(Diamond) =)
(Diamond) aww
(Diamond) haha
(StarKitty) PAULLY U LIEd TO ME
(Diamond) i meant cuz u gave me a pic.. not the size.. but eh that sounds more fun
(StarKitty) lol
(Paully) im not ashamed of it
(Paully) lol
(StarKitty) u should be :(
(Paully) its not like i dress him up and take pictures with little hats
(Diamond) paully stop lyin

(PornMuffin) I like StarKitty's labia

(Guest20922) this must be the coolest chat room because everyone is talking!

(Guest20922) what does poat cakes mean?
(Poat_cakes) i was high and someone asked me what i thought when they said pancakes and oatmeal and i said Poat cakes


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