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Once upon a time....
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03/01/03
(spyder) anyone know why someone would not have a toaster?
(Royster) cuz they don't like toast?
(spyder) you use a toaster for other things besides toast, but this person did infact like toast
(spyder) however did not own a toaster
(Royster) perhaps they use the grill
(spyder) why would you use a grill to make toast?
(Kristy|busy) why do some people bake fries? because they like it. now shush.
(spyder) you people must really hate talking about toast
(spyder) you get all defensive when i mention a toaster
(Royster) you've never seen red dwarf
(spyder) drawrfs and elfes r 4 l0s3rs!
(Kristy|busy) because you don't know the facts. you don't know if he actually owns a toaster or not. he just never mentioned it.
(spyder) who owns a toaster??
(spyder) Kristy|busy; who are you talking about??
(spyder) i'm just trying to figure out why someone would wanna toast things and not have a toaster
i couldn't help but laugh during all that.. =/
*** wanksta_23 is now known as ryan2003_aka_good
*** ryan2003_aka_good is now known as ryan2003_good_boyfriend
(hondaman5) well you keep kicken me off so i had to say somthing stupid
(Darrian_LaVey) I love being able to trace IP addys
(alikins) can't take me apartttttttt
(Darrian_LaVey) I can too
(Darrian_LaVey) thats what my scalpel collection is for
(Darrian_LaVey) >:)
(Darrian_LaVey) I mean
(Darrian_LaVey) umm
(Darrian_LaVey) violence is bad...
(alikins) i could whoop you at mahjong :)
(alikins) i watch for scary pedophiles
(alikins) and retard javas :)
(Adam) I thought about taking up competitive eating. This is an actual sport, which I found out about from a TV show called Man Versus Beast. This is one of those ''reality'' shows, which depict real situations that real people like you and me are always really finding ourselves in. For example, just the other night I was hanging out with some celebrity millionaire bachelorette class-reunion survivors, and one of them turned out to be a mole! Don't you HATE it when that happens?
..he got it from an aritcle tho.. i was so disappointed! hehe *hides*
(ThornWithin) i don't think javas can read
(mom123) sexy babe???????????
(Diamond) yes mommie?
(mom123) how do you do
(mom123) plz asl.3
(Diamond) mommie how old r u?
(mom123) 30
(Krimit) no one is in #gaychat
(snowboaderchick) i share a bb rifle and acouple others with my 7 year old sis
(snowboaderchick) she only shoots sqirells and boats on the lake and the lake
(snowboaderchick) she has no aim
(Ryan-gone) wooOOooOo
(Ryan-gone) i think i need to let her loose
(Ryan-gone) she only wants me for my pimp juice
(Campbell) WHISTLES GO WOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Campbell) ITS DAT WOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
when u give the children too much chocolate..
(ladyalize16) REPPIN NY TO THE FULLEST FASHO
(MEEKS) Hmm, drive-thru prostitutes...
(MEEKS) Not a bad idea
(JavaColours) who is Diamond?
(PrincessOfMirkwood) not that anyone cares LOL but remind me never to read about Elvish Sex Lives ever again
(zenn) mine is out
(zenn) rofl
(zenn) that's what you get for living in an apt. by yourself...free masturbatory reign
(Dia[ethan-frome`n]) i have nails so watch out
(TexXxaS) i got a head so i can ram it into you
(TexXxaS) BIG head
(TexXxaS) castration is da bomd
(TexXxaS) bomb*
(clint) ima make a movie
(clint) where
(clint) my wee-wee is the bad guy
(clint) !
(clint) that'd be a really scary movie
(alikins) but i love to love myself unconditionally
(alikins) because i am a queen
(alikins) i'm not the average girl from the video my worth is not determined by the price of my clothes
(Stephielici0us) i love my lips my eyes my sumthin my thighs
(Stephielici0us) i like that song ali
(Stephielici0us) lol
(clint) haha
(clint) i love asian porn
(clint) er
(clint) rap
(Stephielici0us) ew
(Stephielici0us) lol
(clint) i didnt mean porn
(TexXxaS) i wann see some midget porn
(clint) it just kinda came out cus i was just talkin about my wee-wee
(clint) DAMNIT
(clint) WEE-WEE GO AWAY
(MEEKS) She spanked you as a child she'll spank you now bitch!
(JavaColours) cutiecute, donot swear at people
(cutiecute) what?
(JavaColours) you are only 13 you know
(JavaColours) this age is time to learn
(chaosAD) its canada outside
(my_kizzer) anyone horny and mature press 111
(DeNiaL) thats ok the other day i was laying in my bed with my g/f and i farted under the covers and held them over her head
(alikins) aw haha that's evil
(DeNiaL) its called a dutch oven!
(LINDZILLA) oh i am a white lesiban but i'm engaged
(JavaColours) hmm turd and fart?
(mm--) If Im wellish, and hungarian
(mm--) that makes me wellhung
(mm--) right?
(mm--) :D
(saber) how old are you
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) 17
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) u
(saber) oh man and i thought i had a chance im only 13
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) oh i am really 16
(ryan2003) whos 16
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) jess
(saber) and im only turning 13 so really im only still 12
then in pm!.....
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) i love u
(Diamond) good for u
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) sorry rong person
(Diamond) uh huh
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) y do u have 2 be rude
(Diamond) sorry i don't talk to children
(Diamond) shoo
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) i am older then u
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) i am 22
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) im 23
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) oh i am younger then u butt still i don't give a SHIT
(Diamond) then stop talkin to me idiot
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) shut th FUCK UP BITCH
(Diamond) big words for a 16 year old
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) what ever o am not 16 BITCH
(Diamond) (jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) oh i am really 16
(Diamond) so ur a liar
(Diamond) and pedofile
(Diamond) how cute
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) I AM 22
(Diamond) then get out of a TEEN room
(Diamond) and stop talkin to little 12 year olds
(jEsSe_mCcArTnEy) BITCH U STOP U ARE OLDER THEN ME SO U GET OUT HOE
(Diamond) im an operator
(Diamond) doesn't matter how old i am stupid
(Diamond) ur the one tellin 12 year olds u love em
(Diamond) nasty
* clint grabs a noose and stands at the window
* clint waves and jumps out the window
(clint) damnit, why does my window hafta be at ground level? :(
(DeNiaL) if you can cook clean and support me i like nice things i will marry you
(TerilookN4hubbyApplyNow) um
(TerilookN4hubbyApplyNow) k so no no and no
(TerilookN4hubbyApplyNow) BUT! i have cute toes!
(Native`Son) i think im pregnant
(Dia[updatin-stuff]) ?
(chaosAD) arent youa guy?
»»» miku3rQSs kicked spyder (5hrs idling , still +v?)
(bia[laundry]) u know what sucks
(bia[laundry]) when u accidently kick the wall and ur like ow
(bia[laundry]) and then u do it again
(bia[laundry]) and wonder why the fuck u did it again
(Lisa-) my left hand is chained to the back of my pants
(chaosAD) chained how?
(Lisa-) >:|
(Lisa-) with a wallet chain?
(Ludaryan) ?
(chaosAD) ..
(DeNiaL) or did you mean you work for the computer industry almanac?
(A|R) u just reminded me
(A|R) some guy posted this on a message board
(A|R) he said that one time he jacked off
(A|R) when he was right about to blow
(A|R) his wee wee was sticking up
(A|R) and by accident he looked down and had his mouth open
(A|R) and got some in his mouth
(A|R) haha
(Diamond) hahaha
(A|R) now that is priceless
(d0nnie) <----- is horny
(adela14) <--not horny today
(adela14) :P
(d0nnie) whats new
(MagiK) <-- horny everyday
(_-Sara-_) ..
(snowboardkid540) <------likes tuna
(MagiK) ..
(d0nnie) we know jonah
(d0nnie) lol
(_-Sara-_) 2
(MagiK) =))
(MagiK) 6
(_-Sara-_) dont count my dots youre mean lol
(sausageguy) want a sausage?
(away`) MOVE IT IN, MOVE IT OUT, PUT IT IN, PULL IT OUT SEXY LADY
(rachie) i have to eat dinner
(rachie) k
(Unfriendly) Can I eat you
(Unfriendly) er
(Unfriendly) with you?
(rachie) ?
(rachie) sure
(d0nnie) haha blonde i bet
(Unfriendly) k
(Unfriendly) ;)
(rachie) im not blonde
(Unfriendly) rachie: how old r you?
(rachie) 14
(Unfriendly) ouch.
(rachie) ouch what
(Unfriendly) yea, I retract that statement
(rachie) ?
(rachie) how old ru
(Unfriendly) I am 22 >:)
(rachie) so
(rachie) oh
(Unfriendly) so..
(rachie) thats ok
(Unfriendly) I won't wanna eat you
(ConcreteAnge|) adams naught he draws daisies on his nipple
(Therm) show me your pretty pink pussy
(clint) Therm, you are a pretty pink pussy
(Therm) w00t
(clint) finally teri realizes she does look like ozzy's wife
(clint) (ConcreteAnge|) i saw ozzy's wife on tv the other day...i was like omg he's right i look like her
(clint) (clint) lol
(clint) :P
(ConcreteAnge|) ahhhhhhh
(ConcreteAnge|) shhh dun tell!
(clint) i didnt
(clint) shh
(clint) no one saw
(ConcreteAnge|) shhh
(ConcreteAnge|) hehe
(clint) ya
(clint) shh
* clint covers teri's mouth
* ConcreteAnge| whistles and loox around innocently
(Diamond) *quotes*
(ConcreteAnge|) lol noooo
(clint) HAHA
(ConcreteAnge|) shhh no wasn't
(clint) ad this to
(clint) (ConcreteAnge|) i hate when you're right!
(clint) :P
(PinkyThePenis) actually im a girl
(PinkyThePenis) but that was fun haha
(hoyguy) are you really
(PinkyThePenis) yea but too late for ur sorry self =)
(hoyguy) I having real sex right now so i dont care
(PinkyThePenis) LOL
(PinkyThePenis) yea
(PinkyThePenis) im sure u r haha
(hoyguy) just becuase your taking it up the ass does not mean you have to get jelous
(PinkyThePenis) uh well if ur havin sex RIGHT NOW im sure it isn't all that good at all if ur ONLINE moron haha
(PinkyThePenis) so stupid
(hoyguy) wats your point
i love javahoes
* PinkyThePenis shakes her head
O=)
(gurl_16) go upto a guy and tell him he thought it was a pucbic hair until one day he pissed out of it
(splooge) it's 7" when soft
(splooge) and 7' when hard
(splooge) ya
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) izn't 7' meaning 7 feet?
(splooge) ya
(splooge) :P
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) haha
(splooge) u better open wide
(splooge) cus it's goin all the way through ya
(splooge) ;P
(gurl_16) God dismissed you of a penis and instead gave you a pubic hair
(gurl_16) shoot wrong room
(hot_cheerleader) and i'm not thinkin agAIN!!!
(Distroey) my family calls me "hey bitch!"
(Distroey) ..
(melissa) im canadian
(melissa) im a peace keeper
(melissa) they threaten to bomb
(melissa) we give em all our money
(melissa) food
(melissa) WHATEVER YOU WANT TAKE IT
(melissa) thats us
(Uzer) Solar biatch is alive?
(DeNiaL) yea hes going for accounting
(DeNiaL) naw
(DeNiaL) he died
(WeaPoN-X) where at?
(DeNiaL) see what happend was
(DeNiaL) he started masturbating alot
(melissa) lol
(melissa) way to much
(DeNiaL) and his hand cramped up
(DeNiaL) to the point it couldent move
(DeNiaL) so he couldent hold anything like a fork or a spoon or anything
(Uzer) So you assisted him for a while right
(DeNiaL) so eventually he starved
...more comin =)
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