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Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me!
02/01/03 - (it would be more but i'm stuck on dialup.. deal with it!)
(Distroey) i hate reading
(Distroey) i never do it unless its needed..
(synapse) then get off of irc!
(ConcreteAnge|) lol i dunno cause i've always wanted to have sex on a bed held up on one side with a box
(jenks) i told them i wanted a boy, so they better obey my wishes.
(Diamond) girl u know ur supposed to talk to the sperm b4 that
(B|aCk-MaGiX) If I were to have a kid, it'd have to be a boy
(B|aCk-MaGiX) or I'm demanding a fucking refund
(Diamond) oh god
(jenks) well i thought talking to his penis before.. uhm.. conceiving.. would throw the mood a little. hehe.
(Distroey) man i think i sat on my nuts too long, they feel funny
(BIG_BOOTY_GIRLS) SORRY I RAN INTO A DOOR
(Cindy) I keep thinking Denny is a bot
(Cindy) But I am getting it confused with Denna
(Denny) denny isnt a bot :(
(alikins) i'ma tv person..
(Megan`) a tv stripper?
(Megan`) erk
(alikins) oh yeah
(alikins) *re0wr*
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) sexay
(alikins) got my own show on cable acces
(mm--) no granny panties here
(mm--) i gotta have my *** hangin out
(Distroey) hey ever boxed a roo?
([bia]) moron
(A`Sneezing`Cow) ?
(Distroey) i heard they kick peoples asses..
([bia]) ever road a raccooon?
(Distroey) no
([bia]) yeah the big reds and greys do
(Distroey) they are too small
([bia]) if you get them upset.
([bia]) and no people dont box them
([bia]) and we dont ride to school on them
([bia]) and we dont have tea with koalas
(Distroey) you have tea with koalas?
(A`Sneezing`Cow) surprised you didn't run out of eucalyptus
(Distroey) never heard that one before
([bia]) have i ever mentioned i hate pompus americans/canadians? :p
(A`Sneezing`Cow) well they eat it faster than it can grow
(Adam\Out) Fortunate for me I got all my vagina fantasizing done earlier
(Adam\Out) Either way you guys creep me out
(SiKeS[hottub]) dude
(SiKeS[hottub]) is it bad when ur pubs are longer than ur hair
(binitza) damn ey
(binitza) do i look like a ferret?
(chaosAD) you look like miss australia?
(binitza) miss australia is a rodent?
(Fifty_Cent) .ome
(Fifty_Cent) :(
(Fifty_Cent) ;x
(Fifty_Cent) if i cyber chanserv will they op me?
(Fifty_Cent) ;/
(Stephielici0us) oh
(Stephielici0us) i dun have a weener
(Stephielici0us) :/
(Dia[american-idol`n]) mhhhhhhm!
(Stephielici0us) but !!
(Stephielici0us) i gotta weener cleaner
(Stephielici0us) :D
(Stephielici0us) lol
(Dia[american-idol`n]) ummmm
(Dia[american-idol`n]) explain
(Dia[american-idol`n]) cuz mine needs cleanin
(A|R) wtf's a weiner cleaner
(Stephielici0us) i worked at spencers
(Stephielici0us) they had a ring of soap
(Jeffro) Maybe if I took of this dress..
(Diamond) hah
(Jeffro) *off
(Jeffro) and these nylons are irritating
(Diamond) wow..
(Jeffro) not to mention the thong
(Diamond) yea ummm
* Jeffro gets out the finger nail polish and catches run
(Diamond) long as its not a speedo thong
(Jeffro) * arun
(Diamond) LOL
(Jeffro) :D
(Diamond) okay the fact u even know about that
(Diamond) wowww
* Jeffro hides
* Diamond shares her ice cream n bashes men wit u
* Diamond puts ur hair in curlers
(Jeffro) oh my
(Diamond) i'd do ur toe nails but thats teri's thing n she's not here so nm
(Diamond) =/
(Jeffro) lol
(Jeffro) yeah
(Lizzie) hey dose guy want to chat with girl that knew how girl to like you
(Lizzie) press78
(Jeffro) what the hell does that mean?
(Jeffro) Translator!?!?!
(Jeffro) :/
* Jeffro sighs
(Lizzie) i knew how to grils to like guy ask any guys that knew me at home
(Lizzie) press 35
(Mikey`) i don't speak tard.
* Jeffro hides behind Websters Dictionary
(Jeffro) Is that a sentence ?
(Lizzie) dose any guy need help getting a gril i can help if want to get girl press 56
(Jeffro) okay
(Jeffro) getting closer
(Jeffro) but still
(Jeffro) Mikey` any idea yet ?
(Lizzie) if u need help getting gf i can help u just press 34 and i'll help you get a gf
(Jeffro) holy crp
(Jeffro) I think I understand
(Lizzie) i can help u get that girl that you have had a chrush on for ever
(Jeffro) Oh my
* Jeffro blinks
(Jeffro) OKay then
(Krimit) yeah lizzie
(Jeffro) I want Marcia Brady
(Krimit) woohoo
(Jeffro) Thanks
(Krimit) I want the girl to the left of the screen
(Lizzie) no krimit i can i get u to tell the that u have a chursh on how u feel
(Jeffro) Lizzie, help me
(Mikey`) Lizzie: does it involve one of those 'date drugs' ?
(jah) where do they come up with these nicks?
(jah) i should come up with a random java user nickname generator
(jah) sexy + adjective + noun + a random number
(SiKeS[drinkie]) my mom is hot
(KaNNabI) WATCH THIS TEEN SLUT TAKE A 33 INCH HORSE COCK
(KaNNabI) do you know what I find funny?!
(KaNNabI) at the bottom it's like
(KaNNabI) msn - more useful everyday
* The_Devil_Inside is leaving
(The_Devil_Inside) I have better things to not do
(The_Devil_Inside) :)
* Oliver already sorted the hand grenade thing with the glue he poured over the floor
* SnakePliskin jumps out of the window quikly
* Aphex fiddles with the circuit board from an old calculator, finds a 9v battery and fashions an EMP device
* Oliver attaches another weapon to the robot..... a soap-shooting rubber band
* Campbell-AWAY watches aphex blow up
* Shadoe dances among the shrapnel
* Oliver finds a mixer and gets out all the screws.. using them as spikes.. on the robot.. for taking out the blades would be amateurish
(Campbell-AWAY) You know
(Campbell-AWAY) this reminds me of robot wars
(Shadoe) this reminds me of a bad acid trip back in '89
(Aphex) all you'd have to do to be believable is gouge a hole in your chest, so you'd have a scar.
»»» Campbell kicked insane911 (DIE DIE DIE k°(20002))
»»» Campbell Sets +b *!*java@*.ipt.aol.com
what we all should do..
* TreeSquid licks his eyebrows
(Campbell) you arent his centre of attention
(Campbell) and IM sure you dont have all of it either
(sexy_thang) so u like him
(sexy_thang) well he dont like u for sure
(sexy_thang) because i am havin cyber sex with him
(Campbell) uh
* Campbell stares at Ryan
(TreeSquid) not me dude
(Campbell) heh
(Campbell) oh
* TreeSquid points at ryan18
(TreeSquid) i dont cyber
(TreeSquid) i only ph0ne
(Campbell) so thats why he asked me if I was female
(Tyrian) So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
(Tyrian) So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
(shenandoah) ok seriously i do know what a chat room is but i have never seen ones like this i usally use the ones on yahoo
(Latch) if you're typing to me (asking me how this room works).. and I'm responding.. you're seeing how a chat room works
(shenandoah) but i don't know what this chat room is
(shenandoah) i know what a chat room is
(Latch) YOU ARE IN A CHAT ROOM!
(Latch) jeez
(shenandoah) IKNOW
(bLuE_eYeD_bAbY_gUrL666) how blonde can somepeople be?
(Latch) this is a TEEN chat room
(Latch) is that what you want to know?
(shenandoah) NO
(Layz-Bastard) i still like the eunuch long distance cumshot contest
(Lauralee) Gonna take underwater basket weaving, too?!
(The_Devil_Inside) underwear basket weaving!???!??!!
(Lauralee) Laura, I have like 2 quotes in that whole thing
(Lauralee) and they're stupid! <:/
(Lauralee) ya take my most braindead moments.. and quote them!
(Lauralee) haha
(Dee_Loc) is gangstarism here
(Dee_Loc) im the lyrical genius he's my lyrical sidekick
(Diamond) haha a javahoe called g his sidekick
(Diamond) how cute
(Layz-Bastard) G...the javahoe sidekick
(Diamond) come mikachu
* MEEKS sighs to himself pleasantly
(MEEKS) On command baby
* MEEKS winks n gunclicks
(Lauralee) Whatcha wearing?
(Layz-Bastard) a monkey skin thong
(Layz-Bastard) i hear jerking off is a good exercise
(Layz-Bastard) actually im the best at jerking me off
(MEEKS) I think i'd be pretty good at jerking you off
(MEEKS) Errr
(MEEKS) Me
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)