(back)
Once upon a time....
If you have any quotes *wink* email them to me!
01/10/03 - late cuz of trip
(StarKitty) phil i love your left nut
(bewm) O_O
(MizSmiley) -_-"
(StarKitty) =]
(MizSmiley) he dont have both?
(MizSmiley) .....sad
(StarKitty) he does
(StarKitty) i just love the left one
(bewm) i shave the left one and not the right one
(bewm) ....
(jah) work is for suckers
(MuhCheIle) HAHAHA
(MuhCheIle) No
(Diamond) eww!
»»» JavaColours kicked jah (Language/Actions Prohibited - Next Offense Banned)
(Diamond) lol
»»» jah joined
(Diamond) miku is lagged
(MuhCheIle) hah
(jah) ?
(Diamond) u said suck
(Azarel) suck..
(Azarel) ..
(MuhCheIle) sucker
(Azarel) I think i'm impervious..
(Diamond) SUCKers
(jah) you cant say s-u-c-k?
(Azarel) sucker
»»» JavaColours Sets +b *!*@=8Oek66-618-51-737.ks.ok.cox.net
»»» JavaColours kicked Azarel (SWEARER! (60 sec(s). ban)
(MEEKS) Stupid softcore tv porn
(MuhChelle) your freaking anal and psycho
(JavaColours) not necessarily :)
(Loey[Pool]) Someone just msged me saying "Hi you play nice pool"
(Dia[packin]) I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY THING IS
(Gateway) lol Laura
(SiKeS[diablo]) dia its plugged into the wall
(Dia[packin]) I FOUND IT
(Dia[packin]) IM TOUCHING IT
(Dia[packin]) ok bye
(|PyRo|) oooh
(|PyRo|) can i touch it too?
(|PyRo|) ;/
* |PyRo| touches Diamond's thing
(`JoNeSy`) HaHa That did not sound right...
* Dia[packin] shows u her cell phone
(|PyRo|) ;x
(Dia[packin]) wasn't supposed to sound right =P
* SilverDorkus jumps on L
* OVERRIDE touches Diamons thing
* |PyRo| lixxx Diamond's thing
(|PyRo|) ;/
(Dia[packin]) KAY UR STINKIN UP MY CELL
(Dia[packin]) MY SISTER IS A FREAK WHO WANTS TO TOUCH MY THING
(|PyRo|) Diamond
(|PyRo|) who doesn't?
(|PyRo|) i heard it has hair
(Dia[packin]) hair?
(Dia[packin]) my cell is hairy?
(Dia[packin]) wtf
(SiKeS[diablo]) i like to have sex with furniture and burn myself in lamp oil
(Distroey) hondacivicdriver.. hahhahah, he look at me i drive a cheap honda car!
(idget) im typing w/ 1 hand =]
(ConcreteAnge|) dia's page
(ConcreteAnge|) www.queenbra.com
(MizSmiley) i got a pack of condoms for xmas -_-"
(varsity-cheerleading) hey douse anyone want to chat w/ me say i amd then im me
*** SilverDorkus is now known as MySistersAMilf
(idget) ishay
(idget) is my friends g/f name
(idget) shes cool
(idget) ishay
(Royster) its also adams nicjname
(Dia[Game\call-if-need]) but
(Dia[Game\call-if-need]) adam
(Dia[Game\call-if-need]) is ishay
(Holli_With_An_i) I suck @ strip poker
(Holli_With_An_i) im always naked first
(Dia[Game\call-if-need]) Holli_With_An_i don't be a slut n maybe u'll win
(Holli_With_An_i) Jus call me Holli
(Dia[Game\call-if-need]) ok.. Holli don't be a slut n maybe u'll win
(Holli_With_An_i) Fuc.k off
»»» JavaColours Sets +b *!*@=cnwruj-352-27-612.bct.bellsouth.net
»»» JavaColours kicked Holli_With_An_i (SWEARER! (60 sec(s). ban)
rar
* Dia[happysaleperson] glares
»»» Obliviion joined
(idget) lo
(idget) l
»»» Therm kicked Obliviion (My foot itches... ahh... much better...)
(idget) KiCk
(Therm) lol
(Shannon) thats not me
(Shannon) im
(Therm) oh
(Shannon) <-- here
(Saraiyah) ...Dia.....You seem to be the smart one of this bunch...
i like her! haha
*** Shannon (Tool@=zW288-70-81-701.jetstart.xtra.co.nz) Quit (Kill by OperServ (You are banned from this network: You are not, nor will ever be allowed to talk utter rubbish about this networks administration here. This is your final warning, grow up and move on. - kline@webchat.org (ID: /ZgEgAzl0oIPRrY<)))
shame on u!
(JavaColours) curse him, he will die or loose something big
(WeednWiId) Diamond i should be nice to you for all i know you might be my kid from one of the man crack wh0res i used to bang
freakin weirdos
(idget) not canada CANADIA
(idget) god
(idget) young people these days
(WeednWiId) Diamond LMAO,.
(Diamond) ..what?
(Diamond) u laugh way too much
(WeednWiId) LOL...
(Diamond) ..
(WeednWiId) ROFLMFAO.....
(libby) any hot guys wanna play a lttle game
(Saraiyah) Libby can't even get online dick..
(Saraiyah) How sad.
(jah) im watching some dogs go at it outside
(jah) jk
(jah) :-P
* MuhCheIle helps clean tha cream off
(JavaColours) MuhChelle, i think a lot before I make any decission
(JavaColours) dia is a bot
(MuhChelle) she is?
(MuhChelle) ill tell her that when i see her in 4 days
(MuhChelle) Lol
(JavaColours) that's why I exclude from her from that
?!?!
(thebeusistersband) i'm single and i'm average and i'm catholic and i'm white and i'm A American and I'm English and i'm a sopomore and i'm 16 years old in 10th grade?
(Dia[talkin2sexay]) i know more bout kids than most parents i know do haha
(BallJuice) Want one?
(BallJuice) :P
(Dia[talkin2sexay]) yes but my own =P
(|PyRo|) i know more about kids than you.
(BallJuice) Damn
(|PyRo|) ;/
(Dia[talkin2sexay]) thats cuz u r one =P
(BallJuice) You are one..
(KaNNabI) the javahoes in here arnt that hoeish
(Dia[talkin2sis]) or smart
(KaNNabI) yeah
(alikins) haha
(MizSmiley) darn
(alikins) poor chris can't find himself a good javahoe
(alikins) i want a real good time
(KaNNabI) i could pm thebeusistersband, but that'd be too easy
(alikins) haha
(alikins) chris i'ma get me a javahoe boy before you get you a javahoe girl
(alikins) on thenext shipmates *dun dun Dun*
(WeednWiId) alikins is your last name atkins
(Diamond) ali next month's quotes r gonna be longgggg
(alikins) lol
(alikins) none of me eh?
(alikins) :P
(Diamond) pfft
* Diamond looks
* N1X lix ali
(KaNNabI) i'm never in the quotes :(
(KaNNabI) i bet that gets quoted..
(KaNNabI) teheheehehehe
(N1X) me either thank goodness
(KaNNabI) i never talk in here :/
(thebeusistersband) and my height is either 5''5'' or 5''6'' and my weight is 159 pounds?
(thebeusistersband) i don't wear glasse's and i have pimple's and pore's on my face and all over my body?
(Dia[talkin2sis]) .. ur 5"5"? .. ur 10 inches tall?!
* WeednWiId is 5/6"
(Dia[talkin2sis]) ur 5/6ths of an inch?
(Diamond) sluts!
(N1X) gotta luv the 10 year olds
(N1X) you rang laura?
»»» COCKZILLA (COCKZILLA@=hxg-tcbcder771.esatclear.ie) joined
(Azarel) so who wants to fondle my sea cucumber?
(libby) i do
*** Lisa-masturbating is now known as Lisa-Sleep
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) well I have breasts.
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) :P
* DiamondBot tounces
(Lisa-Sleep) I HAVE TITS
* m3x1c4n to
(Lisa-Sleep) AND BOOBS
(Lisa-Sleep) *AND* BREASTS
(m3x1c4n) GIMME!
(m3x1c4n) AND
(m3x1c4n) AND
* m3x1c4n points
(Lisa-Sleep) lol
(m3x1c4n) at bullhead
(m3x1c4n) crappy spacebar
(m3x1c4n) "error: banned from outofcontrol" .. /cs unban #teenchatz .. "why wont it work?!?!"
(Distroey) crazy mexicans
(SiKeS) dude
(SiKeS) LEARN
(SiKeS) u dont go on irc to pick up hot girls
(Diamond) yea u just go one to cyber wit em
(Diamond) duh
(Diamond) wait
(Diamond) matt
(Diamond) u do both
(SiKeS) :-P
(SiKeS) i dont come on here to pick up girls tho
(Diamond) but u do it
(SiKeS) i hump em as i see em
(Diamond) u lil slut
(SiKeS) lol
* KaNNabI rolls an e-joint
* KaNNabI smokes
* KaNNabI is high
(KaNNabI) that was fast!
(Diamond) If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits?
(Diamond) hehe
(Diamond) stupid
(N1X) he doesn't
(N1X) dogs don't have arms
(N1X) nor hands
(Diamond) leg pits
(Diamond) lol
(N1X) suck my leg pit
(Diamond) eww
(N1X) haha
(N1X) sounded kinky to me
(N1X) *shrugs*
(syd-) if i was on java i would have a spider and i love spiders ;P
(TexXxaS) why would you have a spider?
(binitza) why is irc full of nerds/
(binitza) what happened to the 11 year olds trying to have cyber sex with ops..
(Royster) i read that as "why would i want richards PMS?"
(fjear) If only women came with pull-down menus and online help.
(fjear) WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation...
(Diamond_Princess) if u a rel playboy and u want this hot lil sexy mami say "oh boy",if u think u can handle me
(Diamond_Princess) 13/f/detroit mich. damn ur 2 old 4 me baby,2 bad this thicky thick girl could've been urs
(Chyna_Doll) yo mama sucked my dick
(pbaby) hey i'm soo horny i'm creating a pool around my legs
(pbaby) i donn
(pbaby) o
(eastsider) okay?
(pbaby) orgasms
(jah) wtf
(jah) haha
(jah) go clean yourself up
(pbaby) who likes orgasms ?
(pbaby) press 888
(jah) i hit a tree in a random lady's front yard backing out of it. the dude gave me the wrong directions.
(jah) i hit it, and the lady came running out, so i backed up and hauled ***.
(free_spirt) east
(liljessica) It all about WS BLOOD
(jah) liljessica: you're 14 and affilated with a gang?
(liljessica) YES alway's been n a gang
(liljessica) That's pimp s***!!
(|PyRo|) people who are in gangs dont usually use a computer
(|PyRo|) what are you the group hacker or something?
(jah) yea
(|PyRo|) ;/
(jah) no like shes in a gang that has a online presence and an offline presence.
(|PyRo|) ohh
(|PyRo|) jah lets make a gang
(|PyRo|) ;/
(jah) im already in a "gang"
*** Dia[dead-in-bed] is now known as SantasLilHelper
(SantasLilHelper) MERRY XMAS
(SantasLilHelper) =P
(heather) hmmmm
* heather whois's
(heather) LAURA
(heather) :D
* SantasLilHelper points at her nick change
(Lisa-) campbell... why do i think of horses when i see your nick?
(heather) cuz his nick usedta be horse?
(heather) ;x
(Lisa-) oh
(Campbell) HHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAATTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
* heather snugglez
(Campbell) (3:58:22pm) »» Now Talking In (#HHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAATTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRRR)...
(Campbell) I had a /j in front
(Campbell) and didnt realise
(Mexican_gril) any hot mexican guy i am 16 year's old i am a female
(TexXxaS) im gay cuz your gay
(EpOna`) i could try and stay up all night
(EpOna`) lol
(EpOna`) just to wait to rape santa
(EpOna`) gotta love that sexy fat bearedness
(binitza) hey
(binitza) ill dress up as santa ;)
(Squirllee) Age Sex
(jah) 19 yes
(Diamond) 22 hermaphrodite
(Diamond) =P
(jah) whoa
(jah) me likey
(Relentless) OH YEAH!! RAM IT IN THERE!!!!!
(BlazingFireDragon) who is satan
(Diamond) ok so
(Diamond) everything i clicked to buy
(Diamond) ended up being undies n a belt
(Diamond) =/
(MEEKS) That's all you really need
(Diamond) lol
(gone) ha
* MEEKS struts about in his undies and a belt
(WHITEPOWER) NIGGERS SUCK
(Animosity) What do faggots suck?
(Animosity) Dick
(WHITEPOWER) what does animosity suck
(WHITEPOWER) ***
(prettyboy4life) hey WHITEboy u RACIST?
duh!??!
(v0rt3x) there's a new slogan
(v0rt3x) its "STOP RAPE, DON'T SAY NO!!!!"
*shakes head* lol
* Ninaka licks laura on the neck
(Ninaka) heh
(Ninaka) wuhu
* Diamond lix angie
(ZombiEater) hehe ooh
(Ninaka) *marks territory*
(Diamond) ewww haha
(Diamond) woman
(ZombiEater) haha
* ZombiEater lix angie n dia then
* Diamond lix marc
(Diamond) marc..
(Diamond) did she just..
(Diamond) pee on us?
(ZombiEater) lol
(ZombiEater) i hope not
(SiKeS) asshole
(Diamond) no she didn't poo
(Diamond) i know that much
(Ninaka) what?
(Ninaka) No
(Ninaka) NO
(Ninaka) i meant... oh nm
* Ninaka walks away and makes some food
(ZombiEater) heh
(Ninaka) *keeps an eye on you two though... i know what you're like*
(XSniper666X) FUC YU BITH
(Lisa-) with elves, it's an orgy
(Lisa-) now all we need is some oompa loompas
(Lisa-) dammit oompa loompas are hot
(Lisa-) they turn me on
(binitza) dia
(binitza) i had a dream about u
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) kinky
(Diamond) wha was it?
(binitza) you were pregnant, and you had a baby and it was me
(Diamond) hah
(Diamond) cool
(binitza) and miku was my father
(Diamond) hahaha
(binitza) and wouldnt pay child support
(binitza) so you got the mafia
(Diamond) omggg lol
(binitza) and they got rid of him
(binitza) and you dragged me over to the body
(binitza) and said
(binitza) "come on lil bia, dance on daddies corpse with mummy!"
(Diamond) haha what the
(Diamond) haha what the
(binitza) and i woke up
(SiKeS) my **** are nice and triangular
(Shannon) :o\
(Shannon) :o/
(Shannon) ;o/
(Shannon) ;o\
(Shannon) =o\
(Shannon) =o/
(Shannon) =0/
(Shannon) =0\
(Shannon) ;0\
(Shannon) ;0\
(Shannon) ;0/
(Shannon) :0\
(Shannon) :0/
(Shannon) ;/
(Shannon) ;/
(Shannon) ;/
(Shannon) ;/
(Shannon) ;/
(Shannon) ;/
»»» Campbell kicked Shannon (Face flood k°(13819))
(SweetT) What does cyber mean?
* Relentless Is masturbating
(Binitza) Once upon a time, there was a gerbil. This gerbil always looked fine, in his nice tartan suit and his shined black leather shoes. One day the gerbil decided he would go on a lovely picnic lunch, it was the perfect day for it. The sun was shining, the birds were singing. Not a cloud in the sky.
(Binitza) The little gerbil got dressed in his fine suit and shoes and smoothed his hair out, looked in the mirror and gave himself a wink and gunclick. As he grabbed his little cane picnic basket he decided to cross the road, to get to a nice green meadow that seemed to go on for miles and miles.
(Binitza) He beamed happily and trotted across the road with a skip, smiling at the beautiful sun, and scenery then suddenly a massive truck came bolting down the road, the gerbil turned and looked to his right and saw this truck and let out an all mighty FUK!
(Binitza) The moral: Gerbils shouldn't wear long pants, it makes them slower, and harder for them to dodge large automobiles and other assorted vehicles
(][^KaTiEnEsS^][) oh theres nothing more of a turn on then not being able to know if ur cybering a 36 uneployed obese man.. or a 7 year old!
(][^KaTiEnEsS^][) jk
(Lisa-) someone needs to give me weed for christmas
LISA?!?!?!
(chaosAD) you know that a guys sweat makes orgasms more powerful for the woman dont ya
(jah) liljessica: all profanity is replaced with ****'s, so stop doing it yourself.
(liljessica) F``` u B~~~~
(jah) hahah
(jah) watch this you stupid ***** and *** **** ******* figure it out *** **** motherfucking ************
(GIRL746623_) YOU SO DUM.
(|PyRoMaNiAc|) POP IS THE BEsT
(|PyRoMaNiAc|) dont diss pop
(ryanadams_2003) pop is cool
(ShovelHead) POP SUX ***!
(|PyRoMaNiAc|) ryan
(|PyRoMaNiAc|) your gay
(|PyRoMaNiAc|) you like pop
(|PyRoMaNiAc|) LMAO
im.. confused lol
(_____sam_____) <--------------------sam wink wink
(krazie) no
(Diamond) an i did that
(Diamond) =)
(Diamond) STRIP
(WeaPoN-X) ut oh
(krazie) like they say... ladies first
* Diamond puts on a strap on
(Diamond) yea
(Diamond) COME ON LADIES
»»» Melancolie changed topic at 09:23 to ' (9:21:39am) *** Diamond puts on a strap on '
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) dork
»»» Melancolie changed topic at 09:23 to ' (9:21:39am) *** Diamond puts on a strap on (12:21:44am) (@Diamond) COME ON LADIES '
(Diamond) =P
(WeaPoN-X) hah
(Diamond) *rubs the strap on* mm baby
»»» Melancolie changed topic at 09:24 to ' (9:21:39am) *** Diamond puts on a strap on (12:21:44am) (@Diamond) COME ON LADIES (12:22:36am) (@Diamond) *rubs the strap on* mm baby '
* Melancolie will just keep adding :D
(Diamond) *humps campbell*
(Melancolie) w00t
(Diamond) lol
(Melancolie) but not that way please
(Melancolie) I'm of the gender that DOESNT get penetrated
(Diamond) i live in sf
(Diamond) so
(Diamond) that line doesn't work babe
(Diamond) =)
*** Campbell (apathy@=8tkla-39-967-03-091.zoominternet.net) Quit (Kill by Commander!CJ@=Nblnoq.webchat.org (WELL 'ELLO MY NAME IS JOHNNY))
r u guys dating? cuz u sure act like it
(chaosAD) bought her fucken 30 grand worht of shit
(chaosAD) no pussy
(chaosAD) wtf
*** high_on_drugs is now known as all_4_0ne_i_swear
(Peaches_N_Cream14) im proud to be a virgen
»»» Campbell (apathy@=HAdyf-02-768-02-150.zoominternet.net) joined
»»» ChanServ Sets +o Campbell
*** Campbell is now known as Guest7702
*** Guest7702 (apathy@=HAdyf-02-768-02-150.zoominternet.net) Quit (Kill by Commander!CJ@=hCmtsd.webchat.org (idiot))
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) stupid mouse bein slutty
(Lisa-) slutty mouse!
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) it needs a bf
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) so it's like
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) all horny cuz it hasn't had one in a while
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) so it's bein rude to me =(
(Lisa-) lol
(Lisa-) it's a girl mouse?
(Lisa-) no balls?
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) nope
(Lisa-) mine's a girl mouse
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) sexy lil cordless optical lol
(Lisa-) maybe it can mate with yours
(Lisa-) oo
(Lisa-) lesbimice!
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) haha
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) hey then
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) we can find a male one
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) have a 3 some
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) n make LOTS of lil baby mice
(Teri) oh lord
(Lisa-) woo!
(Teri) lol
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) whaaat it could work
(Lisa-) we'll bring down microsoft with our baby mouse factory!
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) o0o yea
(Lisa-) we'll be rich!
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) unless i murder it
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) brb
(Lisa-) :x
(Lisa-) no murder!
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) a ha!
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) new batteries
(Dia[Shoppinggggg]) its ready for sexins now
(Lisa-) woo
(Lisa-) like the energizer mousey
(Aaron) hey fick face
(Diamond) u hate chat anyway so get over it =P
(Humper) this is true
(Humper) but i hate anna nicole, yet i still cant stop myself from watching that drunken fat slob every sunday
(Lisa-) and you can stop the foul language anytime
(cole) **** you lisa im not an idiote
(Lisa-) it just makes you look like an idiot
(Diamond) at least learn to spell =/
(Diamond) or type or somethin
(Lisa-) indeed
(Lisa-) lol
(Lisa-) it's fun fighting with people who can't spell online
(cole) fuch you *****
(Lisa-) it's so easy to win
(Lisa-) fuch??
(Lisa-) hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(Diamond) oi
(cole) what the fuvk are you going to do abount it
(Lisa-) fuvk?? abount???
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) fuck fresh fish
(Distroey) anyone know how to coook cat?
(Distroey) because there are 2 cats on my bed and i'm really hungry
(MuhChelle) why dont you just pork some girl man
(MuhChelle) ugly or not
(MuhChelle) get your some PUSSY
(SiKeS) mm
(SiKeS) ashly pussy
(MuhChelle) omg
(MuhChelle) lol
(Dia[updatin-pics]) imma so quote that
* SiKeS would tear that up
(SiKeS) nooooooo
(MuhChelle) matt
(MuhChelle) lol
(MuhChelle) the fact that your tearing her pussy is just scary
(MuhChelle) and up tearing towards the clit OUCH
(SiKeS) nahh she'd like it
(MuhChelle) no that would be painful
(MuhChelle) your brutal
(MuhChelle) =(
(MuhChelle) its ok she will find out you wanna "tear dat pussay up" when dia quotes your ass lol
*evil* =P
(slimjim209) Hey n e 1 2 3 if u want to raise money for the poor then join #GAME-SHOW
(TIFF) ***** i will go slap you
(Lisa-) come slap me
(Lisa-) have fun finding my house
* TIFF slaps nobody in particular around with a large trout!
(Diamond) o lord
(Diamond) she can't even aim lisa =/
(Lisa-) haha
(Lisa-) and she had to use a trout
*** TheSperminator is now known as Lisa-
(Lisa-) dude
(Lisa-) i had more girls hit on me as the sperminator
(Lisa-) than i have guys hit on me as lisa
(Lisa-) i'm afraid
(Mich\HavingIssuesNeedHelp) [23:19] -> -#Michelle\Dominic- bullhead: Mich\HavingIssuesNeedHelp is on IRC now. ALERT!! MORON IN THE CHANNEL!! ALERT!! **K.I.T.T 2002 !SEEN System**
(NekkidChiCaPoo) Posted: 4:37 PM December 14, 2002 .. PLEASE REALIZE-- FAST AND THE FURIOUS WAS JUST A MOVIE-- YOU CAN'T DO THAT STUFF TO YOUR CAR IF YOU MAKE $6.50/hr. remeber boys and girls- a $10,000 car with $3,000 wheels- DOES NOT equal a race car!!
^ some dude said that on a website.. omggg i was dyin.. ITS SO TRUE.. *points n laughs*
(Kristie) yeah well my computer screen covered in stickers kicks your unix box's ass
(ThornWithin) AustinFreak94: i took a FAT ASS shit at this park
(ThornWithin) RyanH16: lol
(ThornWithin) AustinFreak94: i had to wipe my ass with my socks and undershirt
(Distroey) EW
(Tex[gone]) GOD who is that horrible person
(Distroey) and why did we have to know that ryan?
(Diamond) ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(Diamond) ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(Tex[gone]) man it was a bad shit lol
(Diamond) EWWWW
(Tex[gone]) FUCK
(Tex[gone]) what was i suppose to do
(Tex[gone]) hold it!
(Distroey) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Diamond) ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(Tex[gone]) i mean it was coming out!
(Diamond) WHAT ABOUT LEAVES?!?!?
(Diamond) WHAT ABOUT LEAVES?!?!?
(Shannon) WHO?!
(Tex[gone]) leaves?
(Diamond) YA
(Tex[gone]) NO LEAVES
(Tex[gone]) HURT
(sicklyali) ?!
(Tex[gone]) I JUST USED MY SOCKS!
(Tex[gone]) AND MY UNDERSHIRT
(Diamond) did u have a bag!??!?!
(TexXxaS) no
(ThornWithin) did u take the clothes h om aaron?
(TexXxaS) i just threw it in the bushes
ThornWithin) or did u just toss them in the park?
(ThornWithin) lol
(TexXxaS) i still have the ripped up shirt i didnt use
(TexXxaS) i think im gunna frame it
(ThornWithin) u should
(ThornWithin) i think i'll go poop in hole 9 of the golf coarse
(TexXxaS) man dude
(TexXxaS) it was some hardcore diarrahe
(TexXxaS) like i was sick or something
(ThornWithin) lol
(TexXxaS) and ill tell you what did it
(TexXxaS) it was that fuckin yogurt
(TexXxaS) that yogurt and that eggnog
(SilverDorkus) Dia someone asked if kansas was in canada
(Kish`) toronto is not part of canada
i love her lol..n she said that cuz she doesn't like toronto.. so hush
(Lil_Soldier) my dad always told me that a women has three animals in their panties........An Ass, A Beaver, and Fish.....
(Distroey) laura gets all the chicks =/
YEA
(SiKeS) wtf
(SiKeS) d1ck come back hee
(wildtigerbeast) poison watch out here comes a sucker punch ur way ......SMACKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Guest61829) I've always believed that if a guy is having trouble with that (and she should tell him if he does, and he should admit to it) he might want to go oral for the main portion of the night
ishay is gonna be damn good in bed lol =P
(Aaron) hes a sperm burper
* StarKitty yawns
* Jay-J unzips
(vega_sti) your so plane
are people taught English anymore?
(dishay) wassup, any hot guys wanna chat with a young,slightly freaky, innocent,sweet lil sexy chocolate with big tits ans a matchin ***,press 666, if u think u can handle itHeartHeart
*** Campbell (apathy@=TYwvn-16-438-12-668.zoominternet.net) Quit (Kill by Commander!CJ@=hCmtsd.webchat.org (*schmack*))
(N1X) nothing better then reaching down to her knees pickup up one of her saggy boobs & suckling it
(SiKeS) ashy
(SiKeS) i have a hole in my ass
(Distroey) man these boogers are huge
(bullhead) I'm gonna ring you on my cell phone from this lift and you better check the engine under the bonnet for problems, and dont forget to put your damn bags in the boot you bloddy wanker. Dont be a bloke, and shag me when you get here, and afterwards you better share a fag with me.
(ashly) no bullhead
(bullhead) hehe
(ashly) we dont say cell phone
(ashly) !
(ashly) its a
(SiKeS) celly
(ashly) "mobile phone"
(ashly) ;P
(SiKeS) lol
(Diamond) eww
(SiKeS) ashly u bloke
(bullhead) ;-p
(Lisa-) start a liquid diet
(Lisa-) ;)
(Lisa-) quit suckin cock!
(EVangelion[A]) i had inplants on my cock so now it is naturally studded
(EVangelion[A]) (=
(EVangelion[A]) and ribbled
(EVangelion[A]) ribbed*
(EVangelion[A]) so beat that metal vibro dildo girl lol
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) well mine's pink and glows in the dark.
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) ha.
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) :P
(EVangelion[A]) mines flesh covered and moves....
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) lol
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) well
(EVangelion[A]) peeker exercises
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) mine's really fast
(EVangelion[A]) mines nice and slow...
(Distroey) mines 2 feet long
(EVangelion[A]) beat you have fun tring to get it up...
(EVangelion[A]) lol
(angel_girl) u are stupit
(TexXxas) man
(TexXxas) i hate quotes
(TexXxas) i never make it
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) what's the early christmas present?
(Distroey) a 12 inch purple dildo
(Lil_Soldier) i've gotten bigger since then
(Ninaka) i put the BONE in bonus
(Distroey) i put the bone in boner
(Ninaka) .. wait, that's wrong
(Distroey) me needs oven to re heat faster so i can warmup pizza
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) iz that a way of saying you need pussy?!
(Distroey) huh
(Ninaka) lol
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) nvm :x
(Lil_Soldier) mmmmm pizza
* Lil_Soldier drools
(Distroey) i am always in need =/
(Distroey) just don't be afraid when they "big_me" pic comes up and its his weiner
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) got any nekkid full pics?
(jugalo) get the fudge off my fudge
(MEEKS) My rabbit humped my hand today
(MEEKS) Nothing makes sense
(MEEKS) There was actual penetration between my fingers
(MEEKS) It was disturbing
(AuthorityZero) what bout that time we made love?
(TexXxas) HEY YOU SUCKED MY DICK!
(Distroey) 639
(Distroey) how fast can you spank it?
(AuthorityZero) i can do 4634767mph in my truck
(AuthorityZero) ima cut it in a mullet
(AuthorityZero) and visit you aaron
(AuthorityZero) and tell everyone that we are brothers
(TexXxas) hell yea
(TexXxas) mullets rock!
(NoS) my grandma use to call me chris
(NoS) and she couldnt just say chris
(NoS) it was cree-ass
(clint) TOUCH MY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG A LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
(clint) :\
(Distroey) lol "whats a five letter word for idiot"..
(clint) my pussy is attakin my feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets
(Distroey) uh
(Distroey) kick it
(clint) no
(Diamond) KICK THE PUSSY
(clint) if u were a pussy would u want me to KICK you?
(FeMiNeM) diamond and nixy are muh girls ;)
(Stephielici0us) i always touch mine when i see some one with big ones
(Ryan-Fewd) i farted
(Stephielici0us) u stink ryan
(Ryan-Fewd) smells like chex mix
(Diamond) eww
(Ryan-Fewd) cause thats all i ate today
(Diamond) snapple makes my pee smell like it
(Diamond) =/
(Ryan-Fewd) lol
(Stephielici0us) lol
(Ryan-Fewd) u sniff ur pee?
(Diamond) i feel like im sweatin snapple
(Diamond) no lol
(Diamond) u can smell it
(Diamond) its reaaaally strong
(Diamond) i dun drink it cuz of that now
(Stephielici0us) puts hair on ur chest
(Diamond) ew =/
* Diamond plucks steph's hairs
(Stephielici0us) i dun have nun
(Stephielici0us) lol
(Diamond) well not anymore
(Diamond) i plucked em
(Stephielici0us) but if i did i now know who to come too
(Ryan-Fewd) pluck my bum hairs?
(Stephielici0us) ryan has a hairy butt
(Ryan-Fewd) not really
(Ryan-Fewd) i have itty bitty hairs
(ridealot) how old ryan
(Ryan-Fewd) to old for u
(ridealot) older then a forty two year old?
*** ConcreteAnge| is now known as TeriAndHerPickle
(bull[class]) what are you doin with that pickle TeriAndHerPickle
(bull[class]) I dont think that's what you're supposed to do with that thing
(bull[class]) ;-p
(clint) i'm not a guy
(Dia[dead-in-bed]) haha
(clint) i'm a woman in disguise
(clint) will you be bi with me
(Dia[dead-in-bed]) no!
(clint) kay
(clint) BE GAY W/ ME PLS!
(B|aCk-MaGiX) I'm a lesbian
(Dia[dead-in-bed]) well i knew that
(Dia[dead-in-bed]) =P
(clint) :)
(B|aCk-MaGiX) If I were a woman, I'd be waitin' on tha docks for the sailors to arrive.
(clint) check this out
(clint) "2 3rd graders face charges for 15 bags of pot'
(clint) cnn news
(MuhChelle) dude my 11 year old brother was like you smoke
(MuhChelle) i was like smoke what
(MuhChelle) he was like weed y0
(NoS) haha
(MuhChelle) i was like ill tell momma on y0 ass if you dont shut up
(NoS) i would ahve slapped the taste outta his mouth
(MuhChelle) he was like naw nigga
(clint) 'i smoke dank wit yo skank'
(MuhChelle) i was like i got y0 nigga you juvenille delinquit
(MuhChelle) haha
(MuhChelle) i wanted to kick him in the ass
(NoS) u should ahve
(MuhChelle) i was like get that shit out of my face you crack baby
(NoS) if my lil brother came up to me and was like u smoke?
(clint) make his ass bleed like those nuts u busted?
(NoS) id be like nah but i know where u can get some
(sk8r-chik-) my bro has a crooked peni
(sk8r-chik-) he shows me it all the time
(JavaColours) send laura some porno
(JavaColours) oops
(zeves) I HAVE A SKI MASK with no holes in it :(
(bootyliciouschicks) hey this is bootyliciouschicks and we are ready to chat with some gangsta guys!!!!!!!
(bootyliciouschicks) hey big boys with tthe big penises lwhat is going on
(Mich\ShowaPowa) really sucks when you are like yaeh im going to shower and your bro runs into the bathroom to take a shit =((
(biggg) what grade
(cute13) 8
(MEEKS) He wants to cyber himself in peace dammit
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) cyber the bots woo
(MEEKS) OMG
(MEEKS) OMG
(MEEKS) What an idea
(Diamond) hah
(MEEKS) Cyberbots
(MEEKS) Why didn't I think of it before
({a}Leigh) you want some of the two inches of snow we have plus the ice on top?
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) lol
(Tr|sH-the-D|sH) oo I'll share!!!!!!!
(Distroey) no, you want my gas?
({a}Leigh) you've got your own trish :-p
({a}Leigh) i'll pass on that
(Distroey) i just pooed my pants pushing too hard
(lauraa) how do u stop ppl from annopying u
(kLa-SiCk) i made tha anti sociel bit up awhile ago
(RaWx) you didn't make up anti social
(RaWx) anti social has been around since the dawn of society my friend
(kLa-SiCk) lol
(kLa-SiCk) i know but i use it more then ppl in here
(kLa-SiCk) well maybe you use it often to i cant determine that
(MEEKSgonedy) That makes no sense
(MEEKSgonedy) If you're anti-social why would you be saying anti-social more than other people?
(ROMANTIC_GUY_4_U__) no one wanna chat with a 20 year old
(ROMANTIC_GUY_4_U__) sexy handsome cute
(ROMANTIC_GUY_4_U__) u all fall for it iam 19
(nermski) your dog licks your balls?
(Jay-J) Sometimes
(Jay-J) when I slather peanut butter on them
(Sweettee) thats halarious but its sick to
(nermski) peanut butter makes the dog sick
(Jay-J) but it feels nice on the balls
(Sweettee) thats nasty
(nermski) why dont you just get a woman to lick them
(Jay-J) You just can't give em chocolate.
(MEEKS) Someone start cyber masturbating in the channel
(MEEKS) Cyber thyself!
(MEEKS) Cuz I wanna watch!
(Guest76934) I am shunned for what sin
(Guest76934) starkitty you kick me
(Guest76934) ilaugh at you
(Guest76934) it funny no
(Guest76934) iam now french
(Guest76934) no italian
(Guest76934) no american
(Guest76934) I am pip the mighty squek
(NoS) omg when she started making fun of the black guy
(NoS) for having a lil dick
(NoS) i busted up
(NoS) do u know what that could do to a guy haha
(NoS) he was all humpin away n she was like so are you gonna put it in?
(d_gunner) craka
(ludeRaceR) ok...i have a white guy...calling me a cracka?
(ludeRaceR) haha..
(ludeRaceR) what is wrong w/ this picture
(d_gunner) im not white homes]
(ludeRaceR) homes?
(ludeRaceR) haha
(SilverDorkus) its homos damnit
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)