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Once upon a time....
12/01/02
(bullhead) my router is erect for you MuhChelle
(MuhChelle) wtf is a router
(Diamond) ..did he just say what i thought he said?
(bullhead) =p
(MuhChelle) yes
(MuhChelle) and i dun know what a router is lol
(MuhChelle) well
(bullhead) a router allows me to share my internet with multiple computers using only one outside IP
(bullhead) if that explains it any better
(MuhChelle) haha
(MuhChelle) k
(MuhChelle) well
(MuhChelle) my mouse is so wet and juicy its screaming
(RaWx) I never said I was hard
(Distroey) time to go feed the toliet for me
(EGGMaN2K) UGLY AMERICAN HERE
(glamour-chick) 16 SEXY FEMALE australia
(glamour-chick) any hot u.s firemen in here
(glamour-chick) im gunna marry myself one of dem!
(glamour-chick) lol
(Mojo`) ..
(Mojo`) glamour-chick I am one of them
(Mojo`) Gte your *** down here
(glamour-chick) okay im cummin lol
(Mojo`) So I can shove my firehose in your slot..
(Aaron) hmm never pick your nose with tobasco on your fingers
(caramel) dial up is the dumbest thing ever invented
(BoredGirl) I am bored
(MentallyDark) well gee we wouldn't have known from your nick
(fujihoochi) were 2 horny fat chicks wit shaved chachas
(xap) you shave your breasts
(xap) that's nasty
(WEDGY_MASTER) **** bendover
(bendover) WEDGY MASTER IS A LYING SON OF A *****
sometimes u hafta love javahoes..
(m-lo) i am a freshman at NC high school
(m-lo) fressman is the best
(c) **** **** fuckity fuckfuck **** mother **** **** fuc fucky! **** **** fuckity fuckfuck **** mother **** **** fuc fucky! **** **** fuckity fuckfuck **** mother **** **** fuc fucky! **** **** fuckity fuckfuck **** mother **** **** fuc fucky! **** **** fuckity fuckfuck **** mother **** **** fuc fucky! **** **** fuckity fuckfuck **** mother **** **** fuc fucky! **** **** fuckity fuckfuck **** mother **** **** fuc fucky! **** **** fuckity fuckfuc
(Gateway) Dia... you cybered last night
* N1X wipes his monitor
(N1X) gateway that was me pretending to be laura
(Crystal_Pistol) I want to be a citizen of teenchatz, seems more friendly
(MEEKS) And all of a sudden it jumps and lands on the teddy bear and starts vibrating his hips
(MegaMan45x) Was the stuffed animal hot/
(MegaMan45x) ?
(reggi) hey anyone got a E-MAIL ADDRES???
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bee when did we have a child?
(MEEKS) I have amazing head powers
(v0rt3x) me to
(v0rt3x) *stroke*
(v0rt3x) anyways
(v0rt3x) ...
* Distroey washes his penii
(SiKeS) i got a piece of fingernail stuck between my teeth
(Rabid_Rabbit) ne gurls wanna chat to an aspiring musician with lots of problems and heartache pm me or press 458
(Rabid_Rabbit) i like to sniff panties that have been worn recently
(Distroey) laura knows how big it is
(Distroey) tell her laura!
(Dia[shoppppin]) ...huge
(Dia[shoppppin]) makes cucumbers jealous
(alikins) haha
(Dia[shoppppin]) ..what am i talkin bout?
(ConcreteAnge|) mmmhmm
(Distroey) lol
(alikins) evan's penus
(Dia[shoppppin]) oh ok
* ConcreteAnge| reads volumes into those dot dots before the statement
(Dia[shoppppin]) bananas just deflate when they see his
(Dia[shoppppin]) its like
(Dia[shoppppin]) IM BIG IM... ahhhh crap.. *fizzle*
(Distroey) lol
(ConcreteAnge|) :ox
(Distroey) grr
(Distroey) wish this roast would defrost faster
(Distroey) so i cold start cooking it
(Dia[shoppppin]) i'll defrost ur roast *wink*
(Dia[shoppppin]) OH YEA BABY I STILL HAVE IT
(alikins) haha
(ConcreteAnge|) lol
* ConcreteAnge| takes notes
(Guest75770) what up ladies I got a credit card with your name on it
(Guest75770) press810
(Guest75770) if you want it
(Guest75770) I'll buy you any thing
(Guest75770) and every thing
(Guest75770) so holla at me
(Guest75770) press 810
(Guest75770) NOW
(Guest75770) CAn I buy you any thing
(baddgurl) IM A PLAYBOY BUNNY IF THAT INTRESTS U
(Mich\movie) i wanna be killed
(Mich\movie) slow painful death
(bullhead) why?
(Mich\movie) but please make sure im dead
(Mich\movie) cuz if i aint and i hurt
(Mich\movie) imma kill their ass for not killing me
(ali-printerfixer) crazy visit from art
* MEEKS shrieks
(ali-printerfixer) art's my roommate's ex bf but i think they're gettin back together
(MEEKS) I wouldn't get back together if art
(MEEKS) with
(MEEKS) if art was the last available man on earth
(MEEKS) Wait
(MEEKS) That doesn't work
(MEEKS) Cuz I wouldn't be alive
(Diamond) hm
(Diamond) lol
(MEEKS) And i'm not gay
(MEEKS) And I have taste
(MEEKS) So even if I was gay
(ali-printerfixer) brb needa reboot :)
(MEEKS) There'd be no going there sister
(MEEKS) Hmm
(MEEKS) Saying that didn't help my case did it
(MEEKS) "Excuse me mistress, I do believe my bladder has become swollen with fluids and I feel rather bloated, mayhaps you would take me outside for a wee tinkle mum?"
Avian_Mermaid_says) going once
(SiKeS) quit auctioning yourself
(Avian_Mermaid_says) going twice
(SiKeS) you can sell it wholesale on the corner
(Avian_Mermaid_says) oh,ferget it
(sexybitch) tall 34b 14 hot poular nice but naghty in bed blond 5 '5 blue eyes
(sexybitch) u
(Deliyurek18) age?
(sexybitch) 14
(sexybitch) u
(Deliyurek18) forget it
(sexybitch) oooooooooooooooooo dash board
(mel-sleepin) dont mind her..
(mel-sleepin) shes crazy tonight
(mel-sleepin) nothing thats comin out of her mouth tonight makes sense
(Dia[phoneeee]) PHONE SEX IS FUN
(Paully) isnt it?
(mel-sleepin) lol
* ThornWithin blinks
(ThornWithin) i hafta pee
(Dia[phoneeee]) (mel-sleepin) nothing thats comin out of her mouth tonight makes sense
(Dia[phoneeee]) lol
(Dia[phoneeee]) =)
(mel-sleepin) i understood that one... :P
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(mel-sleepin) notice that paully doesnt talk.. then sex is mentioned
(mel-sleepin) and
(mel-sleepin) he talks
(Dia[phoneeee]) PHONE SEX WIT LAURA IS FUN
(Paully) haha
(Lauralee) o_O
(Paully) so i pick up on certain vibes
(Paully) :P
(mel-sleepin) mmhmm
(mr_money_02) got arrested for trying to shoot the mayor and then got to go live with my grand parents
(CaliGirl88) my ex bf was a prep
(CaliGirl88) ****, was he conceided
(Rits) oh my god
(Rits) poor dear
(CaliGirl88) my exbf was way to caught up in himself
(CaliGirl88) he was sweet and i really liked him at the time
(Rits) Your soooooooooooooooo deep
(GetupKid) talking about ur pubes and boners and naked pictures n stuff
(MuhChelle) shoot me up with your eggs and edwards eggs
(MuhChelle) ill have one
(zenn) I had my fly open once and I wasn't wearing underwear...is that comperable?
(whats) whats oral sex
(CaLeB) can't help it if you don't know how to turn off your own ding dong
* CaLeB grabs one of your tits
* CaLeB sucks
(MuhChelle) if i could finger how to turn my ding off i would of
(Diamond) he's hittin on me
(Diamond) im scareddd
(Diamond) n i hafta pee brb
* ludeRaceR hits on laura
(ThornWithin) whos hittin on u
* ThornWithin cracks his knuckles
(MEEKS) When you get scared, one of the first instincts is to piss yourself
(A|R) i pornalize everyone
(suzie\dnd) mikachu?
(suzie\dnd) O_o
(MEEKS) You called?
(suzie\dnd) dont u mean pikachu?
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*** YES_MORE_PENIS is now known as AnGeL_DrEaM
*** AnGeL_DrEaM is now known as MORE_DAMN_PENIS
(bubblezz) IM NOT THROWIN A TANTRUM!!!!!
(MEEKS) I get noticed when I don't use caps, you just have to say things that are completely off topic and off kilter
(MEEKS) I dip my nuts in marinara sauce
(Mikey`[away]) i think they ought to teach rage therapy in schools.
(Mikey`[away]) that would cure so many of the world's problems
(chi) they do
(Dia[pics-n-stuff]) hm
(Dia[pics-n-stuff]) they had that in my hs
(Dia[pics-n-stuff]) an all girls catholic hs.. n they had that.. *shakes head*
(Dia[pics-n-stuff]) ah well
(Mikey`[away]) haha
(Mikey`[away]) how's that for irony.
(Dia[pics-n-stuff]) more like they shoulda had day care n condoms but ya know
(Dia[pics-n-stuff]) =P
(Mikey`[away]) hahahaha
(chi) what
(Mikey`[away]) chi: no, i will not impregnate you.
(chi) k
(sk8ergirl360) DOES NE 1 HAVE AIDS IN THIS ROOM?
(NoS) okay tell me why... WHY did i just have a dream that i was a joan rivers impersonator?
(NoS) i must be gettin sick
(NoS) cause wtf was that about
(alikins) *..lol..*
(alikins) awesome
(NoS) it was like me and about 20 other guys
(MuhChelle) NoS stop dreaming of me
(NoS) we were all straight and gettin paid to do this thing
(NoS) it was like we had to go through this big clinic thing
(NoS) haha
(NoS) learnin how to walk n stuff
(NoS) ru paul was there haha
(NoS) and then we had to perform at this awards thing
(NoS) it was jacked up
(NoS) the other day i had a dream about a hitch hiking pinguin in a pimp coat that wanted a burger
(WestJake) cybersex is for lesbians only
(CheerGirl246kal) good you are smart
(WestJake) any white girls up in da house with big feet want ta kick me in da nuts??
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