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Once upon a time....

11/01/02


(CaLeB) NO I DON'T WANT A FUCKING FISH SANDWICH
(CaLeB) :/
(Teri) hehe
(CaLeB) um
(CaLeB) scuse me..
(Teri) fishy
(CaLeB) my terrets syndrome

(puppy_luv) hey is there any 12,13,or 14 year old guyz that wanna chat

(CAPTIAN-LIME) i found a half eaten sandwich under my bed should i eat it
(DAniforChrist) YEAH@!!!!!!!!
(DAniforChrist) I DOUBLE DOG TRIPLE CAT DARE U
(DAniforChrist) hahaha

* B|aCk-MaGiX puts his tail between his legs
(B|aCk-MaGiX) DAMN IT'S BIG.
(B|aCk-MaGiX) ..

(Diamond) chell u were supposed to marry mel n me
(Diamond) but noooooo
(Diamond) go n have a baby
(Diamond) see if we care
(melissarae) yea really
(Diamond) punk
(melissarae) i was gonna get married
(melissarae) then you screwed me over
(KeiR[a]) but but.....!!!
* Diamond sighs
(Diamond) damn women
(Diamond) IM SWEARING OFF WOMEN FROM NOW ON
(melissarae) ditto
(melissarae) thats it
(B|aCk-MaGiX) fuck that..

(CrazyDude022002) its high larious

(SilverSkye) ahhh I have a 35 year old man wanting in my panties
(DeltaWolf) dont we all SilverSkye

(The_Devil_Inside) why are kids obsessed with gardening???!??
(MagiK) !
(The_Devil_Inside) HOE HOE HOE
(SilverSkye) yes I'm a hoe
(SilverSkye) and damn proud
(MagiK) you're a hoe?!
* MagiK shakes his head
(SilverSkye) guess so
* The_Devil_Inside takes X to his garden
(SilverSkye) donnie says so
(SilverSkye) woooo
(The_Devil_Inside) I've got some cucumbers to hoe up
(MagiK) Put your pickle away!
(MagiK) Put your pickle away!
(j-o-s-h-u-a) silverskye u dont need to take that
(SilverSkye) yes I do
(SilverSkye) I'm there hoe

(j-o-s-h-u-a) WHOS CANADIAN HERE!!!!!! IF U R SHOUT OUT A LITTLE EH!!!

(zenn) LAURA LAURA!
(zenn) get me a hot guy

(SLiP_KnOt_MaSsACrE) virgin lol
(funfunsillywilly) basically
(SLiP_KnOt_MaSsACrE) basically how can u basically be a virgin

(zenn_shower) you love me
(zenn_shower) admit it
(CaLeB) mhm
(zenn_shower) k
(zenn_shower) *smooch*
(zenn_shower) bbs
* CaLeB plays tonsil hockey wif ya

(Shannon) WinXP memory Usage: 120/128MB (93.75%) cpu info. 1-Intel , 988MHz resolution: 1024x768 uptime(4d 7h 33m 47s) HD space free: (C: 23.75gb)
(Shannon) :\
(KeiRa) lol
(KeiRa) wtf u loading up on
(KeiRa) porn?
(Shannon) haha
(Shannon) nothing
(Shannon) :/
(KeiRa) LOL

(MEEKS) You must be a very powerful warrior to get past my cow

(AnGeL_DrEaM) and i couldnt find the hole

(Jay-J) yhmmm
(AnGeL_DrEaM) huh
(Jay-J) huh?
(AnGeL_DrEaM) wut?
(Jay-J) wha?
(AnGeL_DrEaM) butthole
(Jay-J) :)
(AnGeL_DrEaM) i win
(AnGeL_DrEaM) lol
(Jay-J) do not
(AnGeL_DrEaM) do too
(Jay-J) ummm
(Jay-J) no
(AnGeL_DrEaM) um..
(AnGeL_DrEaM) yes
(Jay-J) nuh-uh
(AnGeL_DrEaM) uh huh
(Jay-J) uhhh...
(Jay-J) no I didn't.
(AnGeL_DrEaM) i noe u didnt
(AnGeL_DrEaM) cuz i won
(Jay-J) Damn
what irc does to ur brain =P

(stiff_12) any girls wanna chat p2p me
(JavaColours) what is p2p?
(zenn) person 2 person
(JavaColours) PNP transistor
(BabyDo||) i always wondered what p2p was

(alikins) la la nick change
(alikins) la la la
*** alikins is now known as Guest18342
er..

(SilverDorkus) don't go knocking amercians
(SilverDorkus) casue when canada is in trouble who's gonna save there arse
(SilverDorkus) Amercians
yea! ..well maybe.. if we're nice.. =P

(AnGeL_DrEaM) shannon show me ur pee pee???

(Shannon) wtf
(TexXxas) ..lol
(Shannon) is
(Shannon) aol
(Shannon) ?

(MEEKS) I really need to shave
(MEEKS) Who am I kidding, I couldn't grow a beard if I spread dirt on my face and put chia seeds in it

(heather) but i got two bullseyes
(heather) woooooooo heather!
(heather) the rest...
(heather) they hit some dude
(heather) sittin on a bar stool haha
(heather) not the rest... but a few ;X
(heather) THEY BOUNCED OFF THE BOARD!!!!
(heather) it wasn't MY fault!

(SEXY_RED) ROSIE STOP TALKING ABOUT BLACK PEAPLE OR I WILL CLICK ON U

(CaLeB) and mabye a smaller version of the porn one without that dood in the green hat

(MuhChelle) one time my dog was chillin and this other dog came by and was sniffin my mom and my dog growled then peed on my mom

(KeiRa) (stiff_11) any girls wanna teacher a 11 year old boy what masturbating is
(KeiRa) that
(Want_Allison) ..
(Want_Allison) people do that in tanning beds?

(mm) my neck
(mm) my back
(mm) my pussssssy justttttt like that
(mm) my pussy and my crack
(mm) i mean
(mm) lol pfft

(d0Nn|e) im white but im hung like a black guy come on girls come and get some...:)

(Butterfly909) DEnna, you dont have to put others down to higher your self-esttem

(JavaColours) dia and asmoranar are lifetime bot
we're bots now?!

(d0Nn|e) philopugus is your butt tight?
(philopugus) go to hell
(philopugus) i like denna
(d0Nn|e) bend over philopugus
(d0Nn|e) denna died
(philopugus) shes better than every one
(philopugus) your stupit
(d0Nn|e) was a bot crash was ugly

(The_Devil_Inside) did I just get laid?

(Devil-666-) i thought you were going 2 girlfriends.com

(Aaron) no tits shaved cunt looks like shes twelve?

(clint) :)-|--:)<
(clint) :\
(clint) 2 headed monster
(clint) aka male.

(n0_angel_heeerre) who likes boards

(any_one) sexy thing are you sexy

(Diamond) awwwwwww look at the furry cute lil thinggg
(clint) lol
(clint) :\
(clint) laura says im cute n furry :\
(Diamond) =P
(clint) and most of all
(monk`) oh i thought she was talkin about her..
(clint) LIL
(clint) GAH
(clint) I AINT LIL
(clint) :(
(clint) oh no
(clint) that's not furry
(clint) thank god

(AnGeL_DrEaM) the average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

(d0Nn|e) gooster you like anal sex?
(gooster) dONmIe asl

(moglie) is there any girls on this web site, that dont want 2 stick a fork through there nipple

(clint) my brother
(clint) just came in here
(clint) and put his head on my shoulder
(clint) and said 'holy mick foley'

(alikins) i love me sometimes
(Mikey`) i love me sometimes too
(Mikey`) it usually involves porn, and whipped cream.
(Mikey`) um, wait.
(Mikey`) ;/
(alikins) ha
(alikins) you use whipped cream on yerself
(alikins) neener neener
(Mikey`) haha
(Mikey`) well my cat likes whipped cream too
(Mikey`) OH WAIT
(Mikey`) SHUT UP
(alikins) OHH

(Distroey) i poped on the other day, bled like a mofo
(clint) i popped one one time
(clint) and it sprayed my mom in the face
(clint) :\
(BlueTiger) distroey...ever had the kind that popped and it shot on the mirror like silly string?
(Distroey) nope
* BlueTiger wipes da mirror

(basketballgal18) u only wish u could get me
(RoMants) tag your it
(RoMants) i got you

(Denna) Many penises around the globe are up right now... are YOU sitting on one of them

(Distroey) i need some beno bad..

(aqua12febss) so what are u u are like a computer

(budhunk2) ok pimkin if ud get on girls sides maybe ud get asl and more

(Crysania`) Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
(Crysania`) Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
(Crysania`) Megalophobia- Fear of large things
(Crysania`) dun dun dunnnnnnnn
(Dustin`) i like the red hot chili peppers
(Crysania`) Menophobia- Fear of menstruation
(Crysania`) =P
(Opiate) menoscared
(Crysania`) Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
(Crysania`) hehe
(ali-stuff) ha
(Crysania`) im printing up da list
(Crysania`) Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten
(Crysania`) Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.
(Crysania`) Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians
(Crysania`) i dont think there is anything abnormal with not likin politicians
(Crysania`) heh
(Crysania`) Proctophobia- Fear of rectum.
(Crysania`) Selachophobia- Fear of sharks.

(heather) they had to order it from cockeyville
(heather) lol
(heather) cockeyville maryland or something
(p-o-d) cockeyville eh?
(p-o-d) lmao
(p-o-d) nice place...
(heather) i bet :x
(p-o-d) i aint movin there...
(heather) lol
(p-o-d) my cockey aint goin to there ville =\

(NoS-Needs-a-Woman) heyyy
(NoS-Needs-a-Woman) this indian
*** Dia[updatinpage] is now known as Diamond
(NoS-Needs-a-Woman) knows how toget his bang on
(NoS-Needs-a-Woman) u wont ever find an indian with better bedroom manners
(NoS-Needs-a-Woman) hehe

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