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10/01/02
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(blackr0se`) erp... um... im not as big of a dork as i look!!
(Suaey) not my fault me being bi i get more chick than u =p
(N1X) the war on drugs has been fought and lost
(N1X) druggies won
(Lisa12) so you think
(N1X) plain n simple
(N1X) hahaha
(N1X) so i know
(N1X) anyone can get drux right off the street
(N1X) its ******* beautiful
(Gangstarism) hahahhahahhhahahaha
(N1X) and soon the government will realize how much $ they can make from it
(Lisa12) for all you no I could be the internet police who is right now checking your first and last name
(saraa-`) i sucked a **** today :\
(TypicalMale) !advice
(TypicalMale) Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of 'rodeo sex'. Take your wife from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs call her by the wrong name. See how long you can 'stay mounted' for."
(TypicalMale) If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
(skirtguy) my gf wants me to shave my legs....what should i do?
(Britney) hopefully my dad won't eat the iguanas
(Britney) but knowing the fat bastard
(Britney) he will
(Britney) my dad would like a munch on faggots flappy bit
(Britney) ..that sounds wrong
(melissarae) im a dork
(Diamond) but ur a cute dork
(Diamond) imma dork too!
(Diamond) damn sore dork but a dork nonetheless
(melissarae) lol
(melissarae) im smart tho
(Diamond) yes u r
(melissarae) i havent made no dumb comments in a few months
(melissarae) im actually not on the quote page
(Diamond) lol
(melissarae) so i go n laugh at everyone else
(Diamond) wait a week!
(melissarae) cuz then im like haha im not a dork anymoreeeee
*hides*
(Dia[phoneeee]) muh ear hurtsssssss
(Dia[phoneeee]) weeeeeee
(lexelf) awww
* lexelf fuxes laura's ear
(lexelf) er
* lexelf fIxes
(Dia[phoneeee]) uh
* lexelf eeks
* MEEKS is intrigued
(A|R) because i can predict what's going to happen everyday now
(zenn) haha
(A|R) it really sux =P
(zenn) what do you do everyday?
(A|R) work
(A|R) come home and jack around
(A|R) then sleep
(A|R) and then it starts all over
i.. read that wrong.. im sorry babez =(
(NoS) i smell bunk crusty booty
(NoS) =\
(NoS) it gets cool enough outside to open the windows
(NoS) and then WOOSH some booty smell comes in
(TypicalMale) I love smiley porn girls... they just brighten my day...
(TypicalMale) haha
* Adam makes Eric a smiley porn girl
(Adam) ANY CALI HOES WANTING FOR CHATTING IN LAND OF SUN AND FUN AND ***-SPANKIN ACTION
(ApathyMan) the best part about being 6'3 is i can drop pennies on people's heads and kill them
(The_Devil_Inside) I HAVE A PROBLEM - and I'm offering you all a change to aid me in one of the most important decisions of my life! What I need to answer will DEFINITELY decide my future (though its only the next 4 hours or so...) This is a question I dare NOT face alone - PUH-LEEEEEZE PM me with your answer.........American Psycho or Shaft?
(jackson851) any girls have pics
(Guest16063) what is that
(jackson851) what is what
(Guest16063) pics
(jackson851) a pic a picture
(Guest16063) aw no
(Guest14109) is everyone in here mental
(Yoshi) how much, a week, do u finger yourself?
(alikins) a week
* bubbasue shrugs
(nicegirl4u) umm
(Yoshi) C'mon!!!
(bubbasue) lemme see...*counts*
(bubbasue) ;P
(nicegirl4u) every5 seconds
(Yoshi) PLZ!!! answer the question
(bubbasue) heh
(bubbasue) she DID yoshi
(Yoshi) answer it for real
(nicegirl4u) i am
(street_gangsta187) so dermust not be yeah dat is funni
(STFU) im sorry i dont speak wigger
(Gangstarism) ummm yes
(Gangstarism) u stfu
(NoS) u stfu
(ludeRaceR) lol
(Gangstarism) stop it nos
(NoS) u stfu
(ludeRaceR) he just told himself to shut the f*ck up
(Gangstarism) stop it nos?
(NoS) stop it nos
(ludeRaceR) he's like...ummmyes
(AnGeL_DrEaM) EVERYONE STFU
(AnGeL_DrEaM) LOL
(AnGeL_DrEaM) spanks ya
Dia[off-n-away]) ...i see u
(Dia[off-n-away]) i see u all
(Dia[off-n-away]) shh
(alikins) erm
* alikins hides
(Dia[off-n-away]) !!!!
(Dia[off-n-away]) I SAW THAT
(alikins) don't..quote...me...pleaseE
* alikins cowers
(alikins) j/k
ali is so damn cute lol
(Diamond) wha the hell were u doin
(TexXxas) stealing football signs
(Adam) A colony of virgins.. that'd last for generations
(p-o-d) ok one day there was this bird flying being all happy like a bird should be when all the suddoun it got real cold and the bird froze and fell to the ground
(p-o-d) but than this cow comes along and shits on the bird, so the shit warms up the bird and the bird is so happy it starts to sing
(p-o-d) and now a cat comes along and hears the bird singing from the cow shit and digs him out and eats him...
(p-o-d) morel of the story is every1 that shits on isnt always ur enemy and every1 that digs u out of shit isnt always ur friend
(p-o-d) and anougher good thing is when ur happy keep ur fuckin mouth shut! (=
(mm) jonah can i have bicurious sex with u
(mm) rofl
(mm) oh plz do lube me
(MagiK) Lol
(MagiK) no
(MagiK) !
(mm) JONAH!
(mm) DAMMIT
(mm) LET ME HAVE BICURIOUS SEXXX
(mm) TO MAKE SURE ITS RIGHT
(MagiK) I'm sure gayster will be up for some of that though
(MagiK) NO
(MagiK) NOT ME
(mm) why?
(MagiK) EXIT ONLY
(mm) you already done it with him?
(MagiK) lol
(mm) rofl
ah!?
(cowgirl) i have a girls club and only 2 people can join if u want to be in my club press 147
(cowgirl) oh im way past ure age im 18
i quit.. i feel old now
(hotboy) any girls i am cryen and begen on my neas for agirl to chate with
(cowgirl) well im evil look
(cowgirl) >:)
(cowgirl) that proovs it
(zenn) 'cuz when I'm in a cuddley mood I can just hop in bed and cuddle my teddy
(zenn) and be all like "you love me right teddy"
(zenn) and obviously teddy can't say a thing
(zenn) I call him kennedy
(zenn) teddy kennedy
(zenn) ofl
(zenn) I got so drunk one night I tried to get kennedy drunk
(zenn) 'cuz I was like "c'mon teddy you can stand a drink!"
(zenn) *covers eyes*
(zenn) ya
(Dia[writing-meanie-paper]) uh
* Dia[writing-meanie-paper] quotes that
he didn't believe me!
clint) "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
(MuhChelle) clint
(clint) :\
(Wild_Thug_Angel06) zenn... can you please keep you sexuality expression to yourself ....
(Genital_Warts) i have 69 warts
(Genital_Warts) and im gay
*** Genital_Warts (~TCRS@=6otmxu-kjyr51.webone.com.au) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
(mel_17) i knew that already
*** mel_17 (~TCRS@=6otmxu-kjyr51.webone.com.au) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
..im scared?
(dw2_420) man and people say that im imature
(lilspacadet) men arent pple?
(lilspacadet) always thought they were weird
(MuhChelle) and the winders were up and the radio was liud
(MuhChelle) AHH
(MuhChelle) I SAID WIDNERS
(MuhChelle) /clear
(MentallyDark) nobody has pics of my tongue
(clint) and i was like "ima get a lil crazy"
(clint) and they were like 'alright'
(clint) so i whipped it around
(clint) and started doin doughnuts
(clint) in the parking lot
(clint) and after about 6 revolutions
(clint) it got up on 2 weels
(clint) wheels*
(clint) and i'm like "OH FUCK!"
(clint) and yanked the steering wheel the other way
(clint) and got it back on all 4
(clint) lol
(clint) they were all like 'OMG HAHAHAHAHA' and justin smacked me hard
* Diamond sneezes n gives abby the tissue
(Diamond) i sowwy
(Diamond) its a good luck tissue
(bubbasue) whoohooo....
(Diamond) makes u better
(bubbasue) thanks ;P
(Diamond) np!
* bubbasue huggles dia's used tissue ;P
(Diamond) dun lose the green part tho
(Diamond) thats the good luck gem
* Teri steals it and stuffs in her bra
* Teri needs it!
* bubbasue needs the tissue too
* bubbasue stuffs w/ her used tissues
(foxybrown) You want to be my cyber boyfriend/
(Asmoranomar) military has stock in that
(Asmoranomar) headache? they give you motrin
(Asmoranomar) feeling ill? they give you motrin
(Asmoranomar) got your arm blown off? motrin will grow it back
(NoS) they need to take computers out of the trailor park
(CAliCHiCk) cuntless what does ur name mean
(CAliCHiCk) lol
(cuntless) typicalmale
(cuntless) it means hhhhhhhhh
(TypicalMale) it means that cuntless is without a ****... a slang word for the vulva (which actually is derived from latin)
(cuntless) wow
(AnGeL_DrEaM) BOOBIES!!!!!!!
(spencer) mm boob.
(Dia[web`n]) larissa likes boobies
(spencer) mmmmm
(AnGeL_DrEaM) no i like
(AnGeL_DrEaM) peeee peeeeee'sss
(AnGeL_DrEaM) big ones
(AnGeL_DrEaM) LOL
(Gangstarism) Asm's a 23 y/o shamle that has ops here
(Asmoranomar) haha im not 23
(Asmoranomar) dumbass
(Dia[web`n]) STOP MAKIN ME FEEL PREGGY
(Dia[web`n]) =P
(bubbasue) i know....im insane
(bubbasue) im sorry laura
(bubbasue) whens ur baby due?
* bubbasue 's brain iznt working.......i blew my nose too hard :(
(MentallyDark) losing too much brain lubricant
thats.. just.. nasty (i had to share)
(The_Devil_Inside) OMG DIA
(The_Devil_Inside) DIA DIA DIa
(The_Devil_Inside) A PRAYING MANTIS TRIED TO KILL ME
(Jenn[kitchen]) deep_n_hard_in_you: do NOT msg me
(g0rd) brb
*** g0rd is now known as g0rd[pooing]
* clint e-mails you his spermies
(clint) OMG
(clint) HAHAHAHA
(clint) I SHOULD LIKE
(clint) CUM ON A SCANNER
(clint) AND SCAN IT
(Diamond) imma have baby jenn/clinties runnin around
(clint) OMG
(Diamond) NO
(clint) ew
im scarededed =(
(SexxieDorkus) I'm sorry I cant help it
(SexxieDorkus) they turn me on
(ZombiEater) thats ok
(ZombiEater) we all love sluts
(ZombiEater) just ask ed
(SexxieDorkus) lol
(ZombiEater) :)
(Adam\Reading) (AnGeL_DrEaM) dont do the thing and have a suringe in u
(Adam\Reading) (AnGeL_DrEaM) cuz it cost hella much monay
(Adam\Reading) Dude
(Adam\Reading) Turkey baster
(Adam\Reading) And if you're in a long-distance relationship
(Adam\Reading) Keep in mind that sperm can survive for 3 days
(zenn_and_cheese) that's a long time dave...if it's a non server box
(zenn_and_cheese) io
(zenn_and_cheese) INPUT/OUTPUT RULES YOU!
(zenn_and_cheese) *hides*
(zenn_and_cheese) god talk about sex
(MuhChelle) you relax the jaw and proceed to lead the penis down your throat
* MuhChelle Laughs Out Loud
(MuhChelle) dont let it hit your gag reflex
(MuhChelle) slowly
(zenn) oh god
(zenn) chelle
(zenn) you shouldn't be talking like this right now
(zenn) rofl
uhhhh huh!
(clintmousey) I LIKE IT UP THE POOPER
(clintmousey) i mean
(clintmousey) I LIKE GIVING IT UP THE POOPER
(BlueTiger) hot guys usually have nothing intelligent to say
(SUPPER_HOTTIE) SHUT UP U **** YOUR JUST GELUS
(gangsta_baby) god bless you all!
(gangsta_baby) jesus loves you lots!!!!!!!!!1
(Dia[dvd`n\call-if-need]) yes
(Dia[dvd`n\call-if-need]) he does
(Dia[dvd`n\call-if-need]) now shh
(AnGeL_DrEaM) STFU gansta girl
(gangsta_baby) angel dream god hates you
(Dia[dvd`n\call-if-need]) hah
(SiKeS) the dudes wanted to go in the girls locker room and one was like "calm down its probably just like the guys locker room" and then they hear through a vent "oh molly can you help me take off my panties? my hands are full" and shes like "sorry i cant.. i'm all oiled up" "oh thats ok you can use your teeth"
(NekkidChiCaPoo) o lord
(SiKeS) haha
yes. i admit.. thats what we really do
(NekkidChiCaPoo) *sigh*
(SiKeS) :(
(SiKeS) i wanna come
(NekkidChiCaPoo) lol
(NekkidChiCaPoo) nope
(NekkidChiCaPoo) sorry
(NekkidChiCaPoo) only hot chicks allowed
(Adam\OutNAboot) I like my extra mobility though :P
* Diamond puts a lil fire power in ur skates
(Diamond) O=)
(Diamond) now u can make it up hills
(clint) i could use a lil fire power in my ..
(clint) NEVERMIND
(clint) :)
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) o ya?
(clint) ya
(clint) come over?
(clint) :)
* clint pays well
(Adam\OutNAboot) How about jumper cables
* Adam\OutNAboot clamps 'em on
(Diamond) im scared
(Diamond) tha'd hurt too
(clint) yea adam
* clint clamps the otherside to a doggy
(clint) go bye bye!
* clint makes da doggy run
(Adam\OutNAboot) I meant for your extra firepower
(Adam\OutNAboot) Not mine
(clint) oh
(clint) OW
(clint) hell no
(clint) OW OW OW
(Adam\OutNAboot) ahahah
This is the United States Marines who have committed a felony of the U.S #201 hate crime and discrimination against LILT we will be at your door in 30 minutes to arrest you, we have your address cause we are the u.s government.
no one laughing, but your scared arent you
HIGH SCHOOL
* omgimasmurf grins like an idiot and gives 2 thumbs up!
(Lauralee) That's Clint in his normal state
(clintoxw\dabigbootox) mousep3(one more night > phil collins):[4.4mb]:[4m 49s]:[128kbps] (random)
(clintoxw\dabigbootox) ew
(clintoxw\dabigbootox) mousep3(tryin to get the feeling again > barry manilow):[3.55mb]:[3m 53s]:[128kbps] (random)
(clintoxw\dabigbootox) ...
(heather) haha
(heather) clint
(heather) don't bring any cds when you come
(clintoxw\dabigbootox) lol
(clintoxw\dabigbootox) why not
(clintoxw\dabigbootox) :(
(heather) cuz i dun wanna listen to phil collins or barry manilow
(the13dead) |NaUgHtY_AnGeL|: you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
(MuhChelle) and i kicked him in the nuts so hard he had to go to the hospital
(MuhChelle) =))))
(MuhChelle) MY MOM WAS SO PROUD
i love chell
(MuhChelle) laura isnt looking get in her pants
(clint) word
(clint) oi
* clint nods
* clint gets a runnin start
* clint leaps into the air
* clint dives right into laura's pants
(clint) *splash*
(clint) oi, she's so wet.
(MuhChelle) HAHA
(MuhChelle) OMG
* MuhChelle dies laughing
(Diamond) ack
(clint) laura's got a talkin bulge in her pants
(clint) :x
(MuhChelle) hahaha
(Diamond) *shrug*
* clint wiggles
(Diamond) laura is also on her rag so thats y she's so wet
(clint) lol
(Diamond) =)
(clint) yummy
(MuhChelle) Laughing My Ass Off
(MuhChelle) hahahaha
* clint is a vampire anyway
(MuhChelle) OMG
(MuhChelle) hahahahaa
(Diamond) nasty
(clint) yea
* clint gets outta laura's pants and hands her a raincheck
* clint wipes himself off on chelle
(ALE) HEY GUEST 84086 KISS MY *** DICK FOR YOU AR E ******* MOTHER ****** AND I HOPE YOU SUCK DICK BECAUSE ILL SE DICK ALL THE TIMEND AVIRUSE TO YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUL BE SUCKING
(Adam) I had a fish called Viagra
(DrHerb) DrHerb
(coolfloridadude) are you a dr.?
(coolfloridadude) you study herbs?
(DrHerb) well im not a doctor but i smoke herb
(coolfloridadude) i'm Mr.Rinchadent
* A`Sneezing`Cow opens his labia
(A`Sneezing`Cow) i mean
(A`Sneezing`Cow) HER
(A`Sneezing`Cow) HER LABIA
(jas`) <> <<2:35>> <>
(jas`) lol I love this song
(Adam\Sleep) Woah
(Adam\Sleep) Your menu's crooked
(Adam\Sleep) My head automatically tilted to the side
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)