(back)
Once upon a time....
09/01/02
(ludeRaceR) laura...you won't be laughing when i smack you with 9 in of limp dick
(Diamond) im waitin jay
(ludeRaceR) ok ....
(ludeRaceR) so i can't do it
(Distroey) lude what are you doing with a horse dick in your hands?
(SiKeS) dia isn't g gay
(StarKitty) lol
(Gangstabsent) u lil f*ggot
(Diamond) i dunno.. he sure hits on me a lot to be a gay guy.. =P
(Gangstabsent) I'm gay in the lesbian sense
(Gangstabsent) I never hit on you
(Gangstabsent) she lies
(Diamond) ok he's gay
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) =P
(Gangstabsent) hah
(EpOna`) quote this: i love jon :D
(Adam) This may sound a bit fascist
(Adam) But I think people should be born without genitals
(Adam) They can be outfitted with a pair at adulthood after they've passed a battery of psychological tests
(Layz-CheapRamen) adam....you and i are running for president....we're gonna implement that scheme
(Layz-CheapRamen) i cant spell for shit but im gonna be president
(Adam) We'll be the best two-headed president ever
(Layz-CheapRamen) adam you do all the thinking......ill make the public appearences and falls off stages like bob dole
(Adam) Bastard
(Adam) That means you also get the viagra endorsements
(Adam) Thought you could slip that one past me
(Adam) Fine
(Layz-CheapRamen) ok ok we'll split the viagra endorsements.....but i get to smoke weed and not inhale.....
(Adam) You make the appearances, but I confiscate any pharmaceuticals
(Adam) You smoke the weed and not inhale, and I'll have homosexual encounters and not inhale
(Layz-CheapRamen) what if i want a 12 hour hard on?
(Layz-CheapRamen) i may have a big date.....
(Adam) Get Chesney to pose for you or something
(Layz-CheapRamen) chesney?
(Adam) Okay okay
(Adam) Gorbachev
(Layz-CheapRamen) now thats more like it
(Campbell) YELTSIN
(Layz-CheapRamen) actually give me Newt and his lesbian sister who looks like a man and we'll call it even
anyone wanna vote for em with me??
(___THE_EMINEM_SHOW) TOODLES!!!
(girl_into_guys) hello
(PHAT_BILL) hay are you a girl
(girl_into_guys) yes
(PHAT_BILL) thats tight
(Chwis) (ø) [mp³:deep throat force blond black (1).MPG] [3m0s!kbps!44.1khz!2.75mb] [stereo] [mp³] (ø)
(Chwis) OooOOo
(Chwis) heheh
(Chwis) see what im watching
(Chwis) hehe
(Chwis) (ø) [mp³:Porn - teen fuck and mother watching~1~2 (1).mpg] [0m36s!kbps!44.1khz!0.54mb] [stereo] [mp³] (ø)
(Diamond) i neva saw someone advertise their pornos
(NoS) omg
(NoS) im talking to a drag quen
(NoS) on yahoo
(BlueDust) is he/she hot?
(NoS) NNNOOOOOO
(BlueDust) haha
(BlueDust) does it have a penis?
(NoS) well its a dragqueen
(NoS) meaning
(NoS) its a man
(NoS) in a dress
(NoS) haha
(BlueDust) well some are in the process of sex changes
(TeXXXas) is it hot?
(Adam) My mom told me my hairstyle made me look gay last night
(Diamond) awwwwww haha
(Adam) Then I wore my shirt inside out and Crystal said that means that you're gay in prison
(Diamond) it does?
(Diamond) lol
(Adam) Supposedly
(Diamond) wow
(Adam) Becca dared me to wear my clothes inside out for a day
(Adam) So I did, and Crystal's like "that means you're gay!"
(Adam) And my grandmother's all like "turn that back out! We don't want people thinking you're gay!"
(Adam) I even make my family wonder about me
(Adam) My plans to crossdress for Halloween don't help
* Adam shrugs
(lexelf) tacooooooooooooo
(lexelf) pacoooooooooooo
(lexelf) jock-oooooooooooooo
(lexelf) lock-ooooooooooo
(lexelf) ****-oooooooooooooooo
(OverRide) what lexelf?
(lexelf) dock-oooooooooooooo
(OverRide) lexelf do I know you
(lexelf) fock-ooooooooooooooo
(OverRide) :(
(OverRide) I"m hurt
(lexelf) gawk-oooooooooooooooo
(lexelf) hock-oooooooooooooo
(lexelf) rock-ooooooooooooooooo
(lexelf) sock-ooooooooooooo
(lexelf) wack-ooooooooooooooo
(clint) lexiiiiiiiiiii :)
(lexelf) yak-ooooooooooooooooo
(lexelf) CLINT :)
(lexelf) HI OVERRIDE
(lexelf) WASSUP
(lexelf) LOOK
(lexelf) IMA NEWBIE
(lexelf) LA LA LA
(lexelf) JAVAWHOREEE
(lexelf) A/S/L
(lexelf) sorry
(lexelf) i'm so bored
(Britney) even Miku's wrote more lines than me on the statistics page.. lol how sad
(TeXXXas) yea
(TeXXXas) im shaving my cunt
(NoS) have you ever dated a girl
(NoS) n stuf
(NoS) cause yes i have
(NoS) and no i havnt dated men haha
* Diamond looks at yonv
(Diamond) shush gay boy
(NoS) HAHA
(BlueDust) haha
(Diamond) i lubs uuu
(Diamond) =)
(NoS) dia
(Diamond) yes baby?
(NoS) have any dresses i can borrow
(NoS) i mean
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) sure
»»» BlueDust changed topic at 10:45 to ' Gay ppl shop at Ross! :D (and bisexuals too) yeah i reproduce by myself '
(Distroey) lol read this
(Distroey) When I was thirteen or fourteen I made this contraption attached to my dresser out of rope and a couple hooks that would pull my pants down without me having to touch them. Do you typically see movies in the theater or wait until they come out on tape three weeks later?
(Distroey) its one of the questions
(liltommy) 17/m/tn
(liltommy) asl?
(blue_eyedchicka56) oh nvm then
(blue_eyedchicka56) 13/f/ia
(blue_eyedchicka56) ur too old
(lexelf) hold your tongue and say i was born on a pirate ship
(DariaTwylite) i have four
(DariaTwylite) ears
(clint) dude
(clint) that blue pepsi is kikin in now
(clint) oh fuck
(clint) it's workin as exlax
(clint) ACK
(Diamond) imma get a burrito so i can fart at miss angel
(AnGeL_DrEaM) she got to go poo
(AnGeL_DrEaM) lol
(Diamond) not me
(Diamond) him
(clint) damn that shit stinks
(clint) i just farted
(ConcreteAnge|) <----is an angel however
(Diamond) lol
(imNOangel) oh, mein canada
* Diamond looks around
(Diamond) im an angel miku
(Diamond) =P
(Nicky11) angels r sexless
(AnGeL_DrEaM) were u sticky from the cake last night?
(TeXXXas) i like wearing bra's on my head
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) :|
* Brit[CRYING\BBS] hugs
(Diamond) wha wrong =/
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) my dad ate my goldfish :(
(Diamond) ack
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) he took it out from the bowl thing
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) shoved it in his mouth
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) like a big fat bloater
(Adam\Stuff) ...?
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) and ate it!
(Adam\Stuff) Whole?
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) I TOLD HIM I WOULD GO GET FOOD SOON!
(Adam\Stuff) And wtf?
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) but oh no
* Diamond blinks
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) he ate my prized goldfish
(Adam\Stuff) Pfff
(Diamond) ur kiddin right?
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) no
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) =(
(Diamond) =/
(Diamond) ur daddy n i hafta have a lil discussion
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) we have no money we are poorpers do you know how hard i worked
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) on the street
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) to get 15p
(Diamond) lol
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) to buy a can of beans?!
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) for him
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) the bloater
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) :(
(Diamond) silly brit
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) he could of flushed it down the loo like any normal person
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) but seeing my goldfish wriggling in his mouth
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) unsettled me
(Diamond) well erm
(Diamond) i've seen ppl do that n then puke it back up n its still alive..
(Diamond) tell him to do that!
(Adam\Stuff) Yeah
(Adam\Stuff) It used to be a college stunt
(Diamond) mhm
(Diamond) still is haha
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) it's dead
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) he munched it
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) chewed it
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) then opened his mouth
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) and showed me!
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) all i could see was it's head
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) that was once my goldfish
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) oh imma be sick lol
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) he said it woulda tasted nice fried
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) but oh well
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) he didn't even share
(Diamond) maybe next time
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) i'm sitting here starving
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) while he's munching
(Brit[CRYING\BBS]) :/
*** Brit[CRYING\BBS] is now known as Britney
(Britney) ok forget that convo
(espadadefuego) nearly everyone calls me schu (prounounced: shoe) however`
(espadadefuego) just 'cause they're too lazy to pronounce my full last name: schurmenheizenfalensheimer
(clint) damnit
(clint) horny cat
(clint) fuckin smackin my ass
(clint) with his tail
(Gangstarism) I'm just a baller like that
(Gangstarism) you know how it is
(Gangstarism) irc ballin
(Gangstarism) non stop
(Gangstarism) can't hold me down now
(Gangstarism) yuh know
(MEEKS) You make my testicles pull into my body in confusion
(Diamond) damn men
(clint) yea
(clint) damn me
(clint) you'll be sayin damn once you..
(clint) NEVERMIND
(Diamond) lol
(Adam) Take one gander at your massively throbbing, gravity-unbalancing hunk of steaming man-organ?
(Brandon055) hi i need some advice sometimes at work some of the guys call me fudege packer whats that mean
(jas`) Laura if you get any quotes bout me sayin I have a small *****
(jas`) they are all falsified
(jas`) don't post em
(jas`) ;P
(Diamond) hm
(Diamond) theres quotes of that? *scrolls up*
(jas`) NO
...
(jas`deadish) I have a tiny peter
(jas`deadish) I have to use tweezers to pee
(StarKitty) ick
(StarKitty) ;/
(clint) *quotes you*
(jas`deadish) I don't care
(jas`deadish) EVERYONE MY DICK IS SMALL
(jas`deadish) ANYONE WANNA SCREW?
(jas`deadish) It's so small I have to use three ***** extentions just to tickle a girls ******
(StarKitty) lol
* ConcreteAnge| smax J in the arm...shhhh
(jas`deadish) teri you haven't saw my pee pee
(jas`deadish) so you wouldn't kow
(StarKitty) lol.
(ConcreteAnge|) ok no but
(StarKitty) i've seen it
(StarKitty) i KNOW I KNOW
(ConcreteAnge|) i dun think u should be advertizing
(jas`deadish) but it doesn't matter how small my ***** i.. I got tongue skills
(StarKitty) lol
(ConcreteAnge|) oh lord
(ConcreteAnge|) my eyes!
(ConcreteAnge|) my eyes!
* ConcreteAnge| puts a pillow over her head
(jas`deadish) lol amy.. isn't my wee wee small?
(jas`deadish) like I have to use Ken condoms
* ConcreteAnge| goes to happy places in her mind
* ConcreteAnge| goes to see....jonah!!!
(jas`deadish) it's so small people in school used to call me Mr Flat Pants
(clint) ew
(clint) i just burped out my nose
(T-zonie) waz up with you
(T-zonie) just like to talk meet new people
(hot_guy) me too girls mostly lol
(T-zonie) me to guys
(hot_guy) im single
(T-zonie) me to
(hot_guy) im looking for love on line
(netterpooh) ahhhhhhhhh
(netterpooh) muh ovaries are killin me
* netterpooh whines
(clint) ya
(clint) mine too
(clint) mine feel like they're comin out my ***
(netterpooh) lol
(netterpooh) k
(cumzz) my d|ck is swollen :)
(netterpooh) erm
(netterpooh) we didnt need that extra information
(clint) so is my clitoris.
(netterpooh) or that
(NoS) http://members.msn.com/?mpp=4263~3jAAAAAAAERZZzTacBsVq11cJ0eZ1wRoKLmDyjj1sBnWw!6RwWUIDwLg$$~3kAAAAAAAGcSqI1s1ojwxRfPlhX6hTf7tBqfMCW1FW5r0$
(Lauralee) :))
(NoS) she is SO hot
(Lauralee) Yonv, you're cruel
(Lauralee) AH
(Vipe) u fucker!!!
(NoS) hahahahahaha
(AnGeL_DrEaM) kevin.. laura is a beater and like to rape
(Diamond) hiya
(Diamond) =)
(AnGeL_DrEaM) (but meeh likes it)
so u all see..
(SiZZuRp) so my pubes are green
* N1X jumps around trying to eat his eat off
(Diamond) which one?
(Diamond) cuz both would be funny to watch
(N1X) definately both
(N1X) at the same time
(Krimit) DSL is slower then anything
(Adam\Stuff) I shot up like a WEED when I was younger
(Adam\Stuff) Coincidentally
(Adam\Stuff) My growth stopped at about the same time I got the internet
(Diamond) WHAT
(Diamond) oh
(Diamond) u..
(Diamond) like
(Adam\Stuff) ..?
(Diamond) weed
(Diamond) ok
(Adam\Stuff) hahah
(Diamond) all i saw was "i shot up weed"
(Diamond) im like
(Adam\Stuff) LOL
(Diamond) how the hell do u do that
(Diamond) n WHY THE HELL
(Diamond) but nm
(Adam\Stuff) As inexperienced as I am with drugs that's probably what'd happen too
(Diamond) haha
(Adam\Stuff) "Dabbit I cab't fit it all ub by dose"
(Adam\Stuff) "WOO DOBBY"
we're weirdos..
(Babes) oh god...morning breath PLUS the fact that i had sourcream & oninon pringles right before i went to sleep
* Babes keeps her mouth shut
(Adam) A stoner friend of mine went to church camp in a Fourtwenty t-shirt
(Adam) One of the counselors was like "what's that..?" "a skateboard company" "oh, okay"
(Adam) LoL
(Adam) I smacked him after the counselor left
good boy haha
(clint[cleanin]) ima get a new shirt today
(clint[cleanin]) sayin
(clint[cleanin]) "the guy wearing this t-shirt is a police officer, lie flat on your back and do everything the nice officer askes you to do'
(AnGeL_DrEaM) i have a new love in my life!! dark brown eyes.. blonde hair.. n a loooong 3inch tongue.. whoa.. an loves me to death woo
(Diamond) haha
(AnGeL_DrEaM) lol
(Diamond) i forgot bout that
(AnGeL_DrEaM) so it tells u it loves u by pooping on u
(Diamond) noo
(Diamond) it was already on her ass
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) n she just sat on me.. she didn't know!
(AnGeL_DrEaM) lol
(Adam) I can't believe this
(Adam) I'm measuring my tongue
(Diamond) hahaha
(AnGeL_DrEaM) oh gosh... LOL
(Diamond) i was talkin bout a DOG
* TexXxAs goes and watches
* TeriPottyN pinches
(TeriPottyN) git
(TexXxAs) no
* TeriPottyN throws her shoe atcha
* TeriPottyN does the pee pee dance
* TeriPottyN circles around u
(TexXxAs) o0o
(TexXxAs) teri is a midget
* TeriPottyN lifts her leg and pee's on ya
(Layz-Bastard) im gonna tatoo my wee wee on my wee wee
(Diamond) ur just old
(Diamond) its otay
(Adam) Yeah
(Adam) Ripe old age of 17
(Diamond) mhm
(Diamond) u old man u
(Diamond) see
(Adam) I should write a book on it
(Diamond) ur true age
(Diamond) is ur age now reversed.. so ur really 71
(Diamond) im still 22 =)
(Adam) Attention Deficit Disorder In Teenag--Gah, I Really Love Roller Blading
(Diamond) haha
(Lauralee) I'm 12!
(Lauralee) <:))
(clint[netmeetin]) I'M 2!
(Dirty_Old_Man) Older guy seeks flirtatious chat with young girls: no physical contact 'til you're 16+... P/M me....
(Diamond) ..how old r u?
(Dirty_Old_Man) 31
(clint) laura
(clint) i almost died today on the way to the hospital
(clint) :(
(Royster) good place for it then
(clint) haha
(clint) i saw my dream car
(Diamond) =/
(clint) and i almost ran off the road
(Diamond) omg lol
(Diamond) dork
(clint) i was all coverin my mouth with one hand like 'OHHH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAH GOD THAT'S A BAD MOFO!"
(Suaey) *yawnz*
(Aaron) Its too hot in here...
(Aaron) Its clouding my thoughts...
(Suaey) i hate when ppl walk in when im lookin at porn
(Adam) Hey little chickeee wanna come give head.. er come to the head of the class
(Adam) Other than impersonation
(Adam) That I use for scarring people
(Paully) adam, you should do stand up one day
* Adam stands up
* Adam looks around
* Adam sits back down
(LauRa) lol
(Adam) That was unfulfilling
(Sweet_n_kinky) any guys want to have wet sex pm me
(Cage_squad) is there any buff girls in this room
(Cage_squad) who is sexy midget
(Diamond) FIX MY UTERUS
(CaL|Chess) better than peanut butter and hamsters!!
(Diamond) hah
* CaL|Chess pulls your uterus out and looks at it
(CaL|Chess) hmm
* CaL|Chess examines closely
* TexXxAs looks too
(TexXxAs) yea..
(TexXxAs) get me a screwdriver and a box of wood screws
(CaL|Chess) and a hammer
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) uh
(Diamond) guys
(Diamond) haha
* Diamond steps away
(Diamond) im in that kinda pain already.. no more thanks
(TexXxAs) and a air compresser
(CaL|Chess) might need some sandpaper
(Diamond) laskflaskjfd
(Adam) I can see Bob Vila doing a new show
(Adam) "This Old Womb"
(TexXxAs) lmao
(CaL|Chess) LMAO
(CaL|Chess) "How to redecorate an old uterus"
(Diamond) laskflsf
(Diamond) god
(Adam) Martha Stewart cohosting
(CaL|Chess) no shes goin to jail
(CaL|Chess) for fraud
(Diamond) HA
(Adam) "How to use tampons as festive jail cell decorations"
(Gangstarism) do dildos have souls?
(Adam) Geeze
(Adam) That sucked
(Adam) I was eating pizza
(Adam) And some crust got like
(Adam) Sucked into my left nostril
(Adam) And I was all sneezing and itching and trying to blow it out
(Adam) Then it flew out my nose and I lost the hearing in my left ear
(Adam) Trying to get that back now
(Adam) Pffff
(Adam) That wasn't as bad as the time I sneezed while eating ramen.. and wound up with a noodle hanging out my nostril
(LATOYA) whateva i dont why white people are so mean to black people cuz iam black and i have lots of friends in school and i bet u girls were dume at cheerleading cuz i was a capitian of cheerleadeaders and my is a foot ball player and hes black .see white are so stupid cuz i can pro9of but iam beaing mean bot white people there just mad cuz white people want to be like black people just like sio i dont why u guys are u mad and white people took ar
»»» Dia[webcam-n-9er`n] kicked LATOYA (oh grow up)
»»» LATOYA (~java@=oGgfhh0-8019.nb.aliant.net) joined
(LATOYA) so i dont i have to be rude
(LATOYA) bout white people
(daren) less ebonics
(daren) more english
(LATOYA) huh
(LATOYA) cuz all white gurls take are man
(Dia[webcam-n-9er`n]) english?
(Dia[webcam-n-9er`n]) lol
(daren) sounds like a problem :/
(joeybadsunburn) no cause you just fat ****** ugly
(Dia[webcam-n-9er`n]) "because all white girls take our men"? is that what u mean?
(Guest83971) works fine ;)
(LATOYA) are u dume white are just mad cuz black gurls can dance better that white gurls
(LATOYA) let me tell u somethin all my friends dont like white gurls cuz there dume and my bf is like wow dume white boya and dume white gurls too bad all white people cant be dead
(Dia[webcam-n-9er`n]) its spelled dumb
(joeybadsunburn) lmao
(Dia[webcam-n-9er`n]) and ur just a moron
(LATOYA) oh well that s how black people spell
(joeybadsunburn) or wait
(Dia[webcam-n-9er`n]) hah
(joeybadsunburn) is that To WHITE for you
(joeybadsunburn) how bout you eat an oreo
(LATOYA) u dont wana fright a black ***** like me
(LATOYA) i was on jeeny jones
(joeybadsunburn) ?
(Dia[webcam-n-9er`n]) i'd never admit that..
(joeybadsunburn) *****
(Dia[webcam-n-9er`n]) true or not
(Dia[webcam-n-9er`n]) i'd NEVER admit that
(joeybadsunburn) your from newbrunswick
(joeybadsunburn) there like
(joeybadsunburn) 1 black family that lives there
(LATOYA) for dreesing sexy and haveing sex wit olger guys
(LATOYA) no
(Dia[webcam-n-9er`n]) ur so stupid oh lord haha
(joeybadsunburn) quit acting your from the ghetto cause your from a bloody town that resides off fishing
(LATOYA) dressing
(xap) you have bad grammer.
(xap) and you can't spell
(SLiVeR) I want a car that looks like a giant fucking hotdog
(SLiVeR) then i will modify it
(SLiVeR) so I'm cool
(CumBubble) -NickServ(service@webchat.org)- The nickname CumBubble has now been registered to you.
(CumBubble) YES~!
(CumBubble) YES~!
(Diamond) ew haha
(CumBubble) :)
(CumBubble) NOW LICK ME~!
(CumBubble) I AM SALTY
(CumBubble) AND WARM
* Diamond screams n wipes n runs away n hides behind shannon
(CumBubble) HOW MEAN!
(Diamond) =P
(CumBubble) i only want to be your little cum bubble friend
(CumBubble) that is rude
(CumBubble) i have decided to call my balls
(CumBubble) helga
(CumBubble) and heidi
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) omg
(Diamond) those r my boobs names
* Dia[talkin2boyz] pats ur head
(Dia[talkin2boyz]) too much anal will do that to a guy
(u_r_a_dumbass) that is y u have knee pads
(Dia[talkin2boyz]) hunny at least make sense
(u_r_a_dumbass) to suck dick bitch
(Dia[talkin2boyz]) i am female stupid
(Dia[talkin2boyz]) so bein gay would mean i don't like guys
(u_r_a_dumbass) huh?
(u_r_a_dumbass) u r a chic?
(Dia[talkin2boyz]) um.. yes
(u_r_a_dumbass) ohhhh shit
(u_r_a_dumbass) my bad
(Lauralee) It's Christian?
(Dia[changin-n-stuff]) yah
(Lauralee) I believe I've heard of him
(Mich-NeedMeMsgMe) OMG
(Mich-NeedMeMsgMe) THIS DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST DICK
* Mich-NeedMeMsgMe passes out
(Adam) That's a lovely contrast
(QueenMichelle) the sex is great the orgasm was greater but leaving this place makes hairs on my ass relax =)))
* EubonicsDawgEh is really very bored.
* cuteteen4u is really very bored.
* EubonicsDawgEh looks at nobody in particular and laughs.
* cuteteen4u Laughs-Out-Loud!!
»»» Diamond kicked EubonicsDawgEh (AH)
(cuteteen4u) Diamond, I was haviong fun and I was talking to him
(cuteteen4u) having*
(Diamond) u weren't talking
(cuteteen4u) was
(Diamond) * cuteteen4u slaps everyone in the room.
(Diamond) * EubonicsDawgEh is really very bored.
(Diamond) * cuteteen4u is really very bored.
(Diamond) thats not talking
(cuteteen4u) but I was having fun
(cuteteen4u) I'm not bored
(cuteteen4u) I"M NOT BORED
»»» QueenMichelle kicked cuteteen4u (Excessive CAPS. - k!122)
(CSAddict) I am 5'8 my chest is 44 I can bench 277 lbs.
(CaLeB) ur in the best state on earth
(Dia[rebound`Nun]) amen
YEA BABY
(Britney) you are teh gross clintybewb
(Britney) unf.
(clint) how am i gross?
(Britney) do you hump goats?
(clint) no
(clint) i hump llamas
(Britney) you suck then
(Britney) omg
(Britney) me too!
(Adam) (Ninaka) did i tell you i got a new monitor!
(Adam) (Ninaka) it's 19"!
(Adam) (Ninaka) it's so big i dunno what to do with myself
(Adam) (Ninaka) lol don't quote that
(Adam) (Adam) Ooh
(Adam) (Adam) hahah
(Adam) (Adam) I'll try
(Adam) I told her I wouldn't quote it
(Dia[americanidol]) haha
(Dia[americanidol]) but me...
(Dia[americanidol]) =)
(Adam) Emphasis on the *I*
(Adam) :D
(Adam) My parents went shopping and they got some of those yellow dishwashing gloves
(Adam) The kind with the nice texture..
(Dia[americanidol]) lol
* ali-lookinatapartments covers her eyes
* Ninaka wonders what adam will do with them
(Adam) Uhm
(Adam) Wash.. dishes
(Adam) Oh but I love washing dishes
(Adam) It's my favouritest thing to do
(Ninaka) you crazy
* Dia[americanidol] grabs u
(Adam) Right behind getting my eyeballs scraped out with a melon baller
* Dia[americanidol] unzips ur pants n has a lookie
(Dia[americanidol]) hrm
(Dia[americanidol]) i dun get it..
(Dia[americanidol]) he's a guy
(Adam) Woah
(Adam) Flashback from my hernia test
(Dia[americanidol]) haha
(Dia[americanidol]) i could make that change but nm
(Adam) Please
(Adam) I'm sorta attached
Adam) Sorry, back
(Adam) Had to do a load of laundry
(Adam) 'cause I sure do love laundry!
(ali-lookinatapartments) haha you can do mine too :P
(ali-lookinatapartments) i dunno how
(Dia[americanidol]) what the hell
* Dia[americanidol] checks ur pants again
* Dia[americanidol] splits ur butt cheeks to check
(Dia[americanidol]) im so confused
* Adam O_O
(Adam) I am too
* Dia[americanidol] looks in the front
(Dia[americanidol]) HOW ARE YOU A MALE
(MEEKS) You have the voice of a walrus with colitis
(Layz-Bastard) only 3 quotes from me dia?
=P
(Oahu_Raider15) whats the point pf being on here if youe not green?Bye
(Adam) Then suddenly age 11 came.. and with it the blossoming of the varicoloured flower that every boy must someday experience
(ali-lookinatapartments) that was one suave way to say puberty
(clint) i hate bein a midget
(clint) :\
(clint) i'm 3'5 w/ a 5'3 dick :\
(clint) i wish i was 6" tall
(clint) you could cram me in your purse
(clint) and when u need those sexual favors
(clint) whip'em out!
(jas`deadish) I have no rythem in my left hand :)
(jas`deadish) My right is used for that duty
(StarKitty) cant beat your meat with the oppisite hand?
(StarKitty) shame
* Diamond lix ur nose
(clint) oh you're turnin me on
(clint) that's my hot spot
(clint) :\
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) ur nose!?
(clint) shut up
(clint) :(
(Diamond) awwwwwww
* Diamond pets it
(Diamond) cute
(clint) damnit
(Diamond) haha
* clint jizzes
(clint) :\
(Diamond) hopefully not outta ur nose
(clint) i am now
(clint) cus u made me laugh so hard
(clint) :\
(clint) damnit
(clint) lol
(clint) mom: why are you grinning so big? WHAT THE HELL STOP LAUGHING!"
(ConcreteAnge|) on n and in and not in as in in
(ConcreteAnge|) lol
(ConcreteAnge|) is it me or did i just not make since
(badass_Nikkita) u wear contacts yo?
* bubbasue puts it back in
(bubbasue) yeah i do
(badass_Nikkita) wtf for?
...duh?
(lilshort00) n e hott 11..12..13 year old guys wanna chat wit a hott girl IM me??!!
(lilhottie123) 10/f/tx
(ThornWithin) my work shoes reek
(Stephielici0us) haha
(Stephielici0us) thats niceeeee...
(Stephielici0us) put baking soda in em an put em in the freezer, once my friend barrowd my shoes an she wore em with out socks an made em like fuckin nasty ass
(Stephielici0us) her mom told me to put baking soda an put em in the freezer
(Stephielici0us) my dad took em out tho said he the food would smell like dirty feet
(Stephielici0us) lol
(Stephielici0us) i was like it will not
(Stephielici0us) he didnt beleive tho...
(Oodles) SOMEONE WANNA TALK 2 A BLK MALE 5'7 CORNROLLS GOLD TEETH PRESS 3
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)