(back)
Once upon a time....
08/05/02 (late because of trip)
(Oliver) do u mind if ill use u in my fantasies to support my self-satisfaction?
* Dystopia raises an eyebrow
(Oliver) uh oh
(Oliver) answered.
(Oliver) nvm then
(Dystopia) sure go ahead :D
* Oliver grins
(Oliver) sweet.
(Dystopia) i wasnt serious..oh god
(Oliver) ill ask u about preferences.. and what u dont like next time
(Oliver) ..need.. accurate.. info
(Kentrell03s_gurl) 11/f
(Kentrell03s_gurl) (i will be 12 august 21st)
how cute!
(EpOna`) well do you get a giant mechanial elephant with a singing indian on top wandering round YOUR trafalger square? DO YOU?!
(HottyBoy69) she don't know what a condom is, and she picked one up and started to sniff it
(HottyBoy69) from the garbage
(Oliver) ..
(Oliver) how can u compare bia and porn anyway?
(Oliver) i didnt have either
(Oliver) about you?
(MentallyDark) i had bia porn.. it was the best :P
(Oliver) *chirps like a cricket*
(Dystopia) haha
(Oliver) *does it again for more effect*
* Adam\BRB sacrifices the testicles of a random person in this room as a ritualistic symbolic representation of Laura's disdain for the male gender
(Layz-Bastard) hemp neckalce....itchy....musta.....GAHHHHHH
(Yonv) i remember this one time
(Yonv) i was sittin outside laura's window
(Yonv) with a vibrator and some nair
(Yonv) she laughed and smiled
(Yonv) as she flipped her hair
(Yonv) and called the cops
(Yonv) now im not allowed back in california
what the hell!? haha u dork
([bia]) this one time..at band camp... i saw dia rapping a moutain lion :(
(PowerRad) I get to paint my nipples red, wear lipstick and run around in not much more than suspenders
(PowerRad) Life is good
(Diamond) dude haha
(Diamond) i never wear buttons but i got a cool hat.. and my homies really agree i look good in black.. fool! .. if u come to visit u'll be bored to tears.. we haven't even payed the phone bill in 300 years..
(Diamond) ok!?
(ZombiEater) lol i love that song
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) u know it!!!!
(ZombiEater) of course!!
(ZombiEater) u dont!???
(Diamond) omg haha
(Diamond) no!
(Diamond) this is the first time i've heard it
(ZombiEater) lol
(ZombiEater) omg
(ZombiEater) you sound amish
(ZombiEater) hahah
(Diamond) LOL
(Diamond) shuddup!
(ZombiEater) :)
(PowerRad) But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare
(Diamond) yea! haha
(PowerRad) We're both technologically impaired
(ZombiEater) *just
(PowerRad) just*
(PowerRad) Sorry
(ZombiEater) hehe
(ZombiEater) there's no trains, no planes, no motorcars - not a single luxury
(PowerRad) I just realized what I was doing
(PowerRad) Chewing on styrofoam peanuts and spitting them into a trash bag
(NoS) dude
(NoS) someone on yahoo voice
(NoS) is rappin eric clapton songs
(NoS) haha
(ZombiEater) asian?
(NoS) nope
(NoS) white guy
(ZombiEater) ah k
(NoS) hes playin the guitar
(NoS) but rappin
(NoS) haha
(ZombiEater) *shakes his head*
(NoS) its funny
(NoS) he just did some eminem songs
(Pankake) WoUlDnTULiKe2No...
(Pankake) woud u like to go out with me ??
(WoUlDnTULiKe2No) pankake sounds sexy
(WoUlDnTULiKe2No) hell yea
(Pankake) erkk
(Pankake) sexy ??
(Gateway) about as sexy as like.... Waffle
(luvs-to-breathe) my good God
(luvs-to-breathe) my girl friend
(luvs-to-breathe) is so white
(luvs-to-breathe) hahaha
(luvs-to-breathe) and prim n propper
(luvs-to-breathe) i need a ghetto thug ho
(luvs-to-breathe) with 3 kids
(luvs-to-breathe) haha
(Lisa-) haha
* Lisa- shakes her head
* idget blinks
(Dia[talkin2sexaymen]) see i didn't realize u were yonv till u said that
(Lisa-) i woke up at 6 am the other morning to my roommate fucking some greek bitch in the living room
(Lisa-) and fuck
(Lisa-) the chick is louder than our fire alarm
(clint) the phone number
(clint) for this cmpany
(clint) is
(clint) phone: +4219 057 006 86
(clint) i dont think my phone is capable of that number
(clint) :\
(clint) it's in slovakia
(idget) lol
(idget) don't
(idget) order something from slovokia
(idget) !
(Adam\LearningFlash) Gah
(Adam\LearningFlash) Sneezed with a fork in my mouth
(Adam\LearningFlash) That was almost fatal
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(Mikey`[away]) my sister is 26 and she slept with a 19 year old girl last week
({a}Leigh) the sheriff here painted the jail walls pink
({a}Leigh) and put teddy bears on them
(CaLeB) lol
(CaLeB) u serious?
({a}Leigh) mhmm
(netterpooh) #teenchatz motto: "To make dia's life a living hell!"
(oOoluveroOo) alright can u get pregnant if u get fingered and aftetr theygguys jacked off like an hour layter?
(Ambrose) I don't go ******* other guys when I'm datin' someone... 'n I don't **** **** someone just to be ******' them.
yea!
(PowerRad) He's an idiot
(ZombiEater) so he's stupid
(ZombiEater) his problem
(MenSUCK) um....join the club u 2
(PowerRad) You could start the message off with DON'T EFFING HANG UP
(MenSUCK) he only hears u have a collect call and hangs up
(TeXXXas) Wait
(ZombiEater) how bout, dont call his ass
(pLaYgIrLeXpO) where has caleb been
(TeXXXas) who are we talking about?
(MenSUCK) HE DOESNT LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING
({a}Leigh[missin-someone]) caleb was here earlier
(ZombiEater) ok..we obviously cant solve this
(MenSUCK) laura i really hope u put this in quotes just to show how DUH these boys are!
(idget) did i tell u this lady tried to stab me the other day?
(idget) she tried for her daughter first then she came after me as her daughter hid behind me
(Diamond) wha?!
(idget) SO BLEH and i want a new car
(PowerRad) Blah, if it weren't for that llama the moped mighta caught up with me
(PowerRad) But anyway, I'm gonna get some fries
* {a}Leigh wonders if adam is alive
(CaLeB) no hes dead and im the last surviving male on the planet..in order to maintain the male species you have to mate with ME
(CaLeB) !!!
(CaLeB) for the sake of humanity!!
({a}Leigh) of course, only for the sake of humanity
(CaLeB) aww
(CaLeB) only for that reason
(CaLeB) well damm
(CaLeB) ill go wake adam up then
(BudGaugh) i have some weed that is the dankest of the dankest of the dankest
(idget) and my cell is ringing and its 5 feet away from me and i fell outta my chair getting it
(fress_meat) can i say ****?
(fress_meat) i guess i can
(fress_meat) but you dickheads wont let me say dick
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(Shannon) idget if j00 d0 n0t st0p t4lk1ng sh1t 1 w1ll h4ve to nuk3 j00... j00 4r3 st4rt1ng t0 4nn0y m3h! u th1nk j00 4r3 l33t? th1nk 4g41n. B1tch.
(idget) i r r33t3r than u
(idget) so i r ub3r r33t
(Shannon) idget if j00 d0 n0t st0p t4lk1ng sh1t 1 w1ll h4ve to nuk3 j00... j00 4r3 st4rt1ng t0 4nn0y m3h¡ u th1nk j00 4r3 l33t¿ th1nk 4g41n. b1tch.
(idget) I R Ub3r r33t
(idget) shush
we must take them both out n beat them
(EpOna`) i went into a goth shop yesterday
(EpOna`) "hi have you got an chokers?" n the woman who was drinking something started choking on her drink
(EpOna`) haha
(Grey_Fox) i didn't mean to watch it tho
(Grey_Fox) it was an involuntary viewing of the pornographic material
(lil_miz_cherry) GET SCREWED U INFECTED ZIT
(MEEKS) I wanna treat someone
* MEEKS pulls out his wallet
(MEEKS) Hmm
(MEEKS) We're gettin drive thru and doin it twice
(AnGeL_DrEaM) spanks ya laura
(Diamond) *spank spank*
(ZombiEater) !
* Diamond smiles innocently
* ZombiEater winks
(Diamond) *purr*
* ZombiEater pets
(Diamond) *moan*
* ZombiEater rubs
(Diamond) *MOOOOAN*
(Diamond) =P
(ZombiEater) !
(AnGeL_DrEaM) LOL
(ZombiEater) hehe whoa kitty
(ZombiEater) u need a cold bath
(Diamond) *hisssss*
(ZombiEater) oooh scratch me
(ZombiEater) :P
(Diamond) *rubs*
(ZombiEater) *rar*
(AnGeL_DrEaM) OMG
* Diamond goes in an outta ur legs
(AnGeL_DrEaM) OMG
wha..
(EnCrYpTiOn) I'm even teaching at a remarkably low price!
(EnCrYpTiOn) Ten cents and a bj, and you can know how I wipe my ass
(ADUDECHATTING) Hey any body that has a microphone to there computer press 56
(Mikey`[coffee]) ADUDECHATTING: isnt easier to pick up your telephone and dial a random number...?
(RoScO) qwertyuandiop
(RoScO) This last thing I put up was a code. Can anybody decipher it?
(RoScO) Hint it has to do with the keys on the keyboard.
(RoScO) rg
(RoScO) oragomy is a blast if you are dyin one the hot desert .
this guy scares me
(Megan`) cant spread me legs the cat will fall out....
(EpOna`) n he was talking about what names parents made you call your "rude bits"
(EpOna`) and some woman made her child, like, when she wanted to take a piss
(EpOna`) she made her say
(EpOna`) "i need to shake the dew off my lilly"
(MEEKS) Mine were weird and made me call it the bush leage submarine sandwich
(EpOna`) I MEAN,
(EpOna`) WTF?!
(EpOna`) some guy, insted of saying fart, said "carpet slip up"
(EpOna`) ?????
(EpOna`) what is that?!
(MEEKS) Using a tampon would be "I have to go spelunking down under with my throw pillow"
(EpOna`) i heard someone call it a devils teabag
(EpOna`) mika do you wanna suck on my lolly
(EpOna`) its cold
(storm1) all i want is a sexy woman
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(Diamond) hey boo
(storm1) i want to touch her and feel her!!
(storm1) no a girl
(Aaron) Hello Laura
(storm1) what diamond, u jealous??
(Diamond) um
(Diamond) of what?
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) i've met all these ppl in person
(Oliver) i also want to touch and feel a woman.. is why im online
(Diamond) i've known em for years n i love them
(Diamond) u don't mean anything lol
(Diamond) im SOOOO jealous of u
* Diamond eats more popcorn
(storm1) hey diamond i really want to make u come!!!
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(MEEKS) TO LIQUID
he rules haha
(Dustin`) he needs to use nair or something
(TeXXXas) thats what im saying
(TeXXXas) his punk ass can shave
(TeXXXas) made he could use nads
(AnGeL_DrEaM) jakie is PMSing
(AnGeL_DrEaM) and Laura is too
(AnGeL_DrEaM) and i am too
(AnGeL_DrEaM) cali is PMSing
(Gateway) ermmm
(Gateway) I just got whoised by DonaldDuck
(tony-b) this girl I be talking to is 12. She's kind of my girl
(agurl4u) I am 12/f
I FEEL OLD
(drews_girl) can you say ****F*****U****C****K**** in this slightly regulated room?
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(Sw33t_BaYbE) i like playing with yoyos
(NoS) i bet u would look all sexy
(NoS) all brown skinned
(NoS) with my white wad on your chest
(NoS) mmmmm
* NoS gags
(NoS) i just grossed myself out
(AnGeL_DrEaM) i need a COLD SHOWER
(NoS) im the life of every orgy
(Jakk_Shyne) asl?
(Jakk_Shyne) Pretty Please.. :-)
(PhoneWhore) shoo
(Jakk_Shyne) If you didnt want to talk to me all you had to do was say so.........Im not trying to pick you up...lol...beleive me im engaged.......
(Jakk_Shyne) That was rude.......
(PhoneWhore) shoo!
(Jakk_Shyne) That was rude......whats the deal...
(PhoneWhore) shoo!!!
(Jakk_Shyne) This is fun huh...?
(PhoneWhore) =)
(PhoneWhore) shoo!!!!
(Jakk_Shyne) Being a rude BITCH!!!!! IS FUN...YOU NEED TO GROW THE HELL UP.......HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.......
(PhoneWhore) haha
(PhoneWhore) cute
(PhoneWhore) shoo!
(Jakk_Shyne) I doubt anyone here finds you amusing...beside yourself..
(PhoneWhore) haha
(PhoneWhore) u keep talkin
(PhoneWhore) thats y its funny
(PhoneWhore) shoo! haha
(Jakk_Shyne) Are you 7?
(PhoneWhore) haha
(PhoneWhore) so cute
(Jakk_Shyne) Whay do you enjoy...pissing somone off whao just wanted to be your freind.... :-(
(PhoneWhore) lol u don't even know me
(Jakk_Shyne) If you think about it no one hear Knows each other....have ever seen any of these people in person?
(PhoneWhore) yep many
(PhoneWhore) =)
(Jakk_Shyne) The point is That I approached you as a somone one freindly trying to be freindly...and you were offensively rude tyo me....why... :-(
(PhoneWhore) cuz im bored and i don't care and im on the phone obviously and a javahoe msged me?
so cute haha.. stupid javahoes
(NoS) ugh dude
(NoS) this one time
(NoS) i told her this totaly embarrassing story
(NoS) and she friggin posted it
wha'd i do?! O=)
(Layz-Bastard) i aim for squirrels
(Diamond) hah
(Diamond) i thought u loved them
(Layz-Bastard) i gotta eliminate my male competition
(Layz-Bastard) any woman made out of breasts wanna chat to a 30yr old virgin?
(Blackmanwithattitude> U a chick in need for some black dick
(Blackmanwithattitude) answer or get cancer
(Blackmanwithattitude) u a girl with a pussy
* Blackmanwithattitude stands up, hollers and sits down again
(still_fly) u sound like my dad
(still_fly) i hate u father and my mom works at hooters
(still_fly) i think ur gay
(still_fly) cause my dads gay
...more comin =)
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