(back)
Once upon a time....
07/01/02 (early because of trip)
(XCiTeR) i hate teenchatz for all the people who look at my nick and say..ooooh XCiTeR...does that mean XCiTe her? lemme pc him and see if he'll give me artificial sexual services..
(Diamond) hah
(p-o-d) so u mean "cyber sex"?
(p-o-d) where u rub ur spacebar and shit?
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) mmmm spacebars sexy
(Diamond) *rub rub*
(p-o-d) o yea baby just iage me stickin my spacebar in ur caps lock
(p-o-d) :p
Diamond) o0o
(Diamond) *moan*
* p-o-d runs around and hits enter
(Ryan-sleeping) aaron is a penile wart
(FrEnZi) i'm not an alien i swear
(MEEKS) That's too bad, cuz i'm a trekkie with a sick imagination
»»» Shannon changed topic at 08:44 to ' dont attempt to press your scrotum against the screen while engaging in cyber sex, it could result in fatal injury. '
(QueenMichelle) **** you sorry son of a ***** i hate your ******* whatever
(QueenMichelle) oops
(QueenMichelle) Lol
(QueenMichelle) wrong room
(Private-Fuzzynuts) this is my performance name
(cheeky_) so how big r ur melons coz i got a big bannana
cheeky_) r u shy
(peachbaby) no i have rather big melons i think!!!
* ConcreteAnge| rolls her eyes
(some_guy) * ConcreteAnge| rolls her eyes <-- melon envy
(ConcreteAnge|) lol purhaps or maybe it's them using fruit names for parts of the body
(ConcreteAnge|) i'll never be able to eat watermelon again
(some_guy) i think im gonna be eating alot more water melon ;)
(kuck) * Now talking in #buttsex
(kuck) * ChanServ sets mode: +rtn
(kuck) * ChanServ changes topic to 'If anyone wants to come in your can, but if you want ops, there will have to be some butt sex. (Samanoske)'
(MEEKS) I lost my virginity when I was inside my mom
(MEEKS) My genitals rubbed up against her insides
(MEEKS) ;\
(MEEKS) Well no one is born a virgin
(MEEKS) Everyone has had sex with their mother
(Asmoranomar) what!?
(Gangstarism) ANSWER THIS
(Gangstarism) one simple question
(Asmoranomar) SAY IT
(Gangstarism) with your opinion
(Asmoranomar) PENISWRINKLE
(Oliver) there is no vacuum :( its simple, really
(Gangstarism) a vacume has to be housed correct?
(MEEKS) I'd like a place I can call my oooown, have a conversation on the teeeelephooone
(Oliver) nope..
(Gangstarism) a vacume can't exist without a housing RIGHT?
(Dsl-IsEvil) u guys talkin bout physics or dicks?
(Oliver) if there wasnt any matter around the vacuum.. it wouldnt need any boundaries either
(Oliver) and its VACUUM FOR ***** SAKE
(MEEKS) The physics of dicks
(Asmoranomar) my ***** has got length and direction
(Dsl-IsEvil) er
(Dsl-IsEvil) wow
(MEEKS) My ***** is vectoring in mostly upward directions
(Dsl-IsEvil) thought u said it has length and erection
(Dsl-IsEvil) =/
(SPARA) you guys are confusing
({a}Leigh) they're male.. what do you expect
* Diamond puts lil green dots on mikachu's eyes
(MEEKS) Now I look like I have some sort of plague
(MEEKS) Eye STD
(MEEKS) I was trying amateur gynecology and it seems I looked too close
(LD) im hotter than laura
(Diamond) ur also 8 years younger
(LD) i only pretend to be a bloke cos thats the only way i can get any lovin
(the_sexy_1_) so anyone want to suck 15 year old **** 1234 me and here i am
(LD) the_sexy_1_: i always love to suck fifteen year old asterisk
(the_sexy_1_) any boy want to private chat 1234 me
(cumzz) im never getting drunk again
we'll see!
(EpOna`) I GOT A HUGE MOUTH
(EpOna`) OH YEAH
(EpOna`) DAN WAS DEEP THROATING CHOPSTICKS
(Diamond) hah
(EpOna`) he told met o tell you
(EpOna`) GAY POOOOOORN
(EpOna`) I WANNA WATCH GAY PORN AGAIN
* Diamond pokes u wit tampons
* MEEKS putes on in his mouth
* MEEKS lets it expand in his mouth
* MEEKS spits it out
(Diamond) ew haha
(Diamond) eww!
(MEEKS) Hmm
(MEEKS) That was rather homoerotic
(Jo`n`Natalie) im a sex him now
(Jo`n`Natalie) I MEAN TEXT
(Jo`n`Natalie) OOPS
(Diamond) SURE
(Jo`n`Natalie) i did mean text :(
(MEEKS) I wanna text you up baby
(Jo`n`Natalie) hahha
(Diamond) haha
(Jo`n`Natalie) ver had text sex?
(Jo`n`Natalie) ever*
(Diamond) jo ur scarin me
(Jo`n`Natalie) i havent!!!!!
(Jo`n`Natalie) much..
(Jo`n`Natalie) at all
(Jo`n`Natalie) ever
(MEEKS) What like writing it down n then passing a note?
(Britney) i fucked a sheep in the arse the other day and it said mooo... unless it was just a cow dressed up as a sheep to take advantage of me *shrug*
(EpOna`) ALI ROCKS
(EpOna`) wooo *dances*
(EpOna`) she was really drunk thursday night
(EpOna`) dan licked my forehead last night
(EpOna`) im like, ewwwww haha
(EpOna`) ali was hilarious, she was like "IM SO TRAAASHED" and was running around in circles, then lex chased the ducks away :(
...
(EpOna`) OH YEAH
(EpOna`) AND WE WATCHED GAY PORN AT DANIS HOUSE
naughty in europe! woo
(MEEKS) Great way to spend my friday night/saturday morning, looking up horrible Finnish beards on the internet
(MEEKS) Someone needs to quote that
(MEEKS) I'm trying to find Finnish people with beards because they always look so **** stupid looking
(MEEKS) Just trying to see if it's possible for me to ever have one
(ludeRaceR) hey nate...why do birds fly upside down in oklahoma
(idget) nupp
(idget) why do they flyu upsidedown
(idget) in oklahoma
(ludeRaceR) cuz there aint nothing worth shittin on!!
(ludeRaceR) only in america we have DRIVE UP ATM machines w/ BRAILLE lettering on them
(xap) sucks when your jewels like to ... slide onto one or the other side of your damned shorts.
(Door-Key-Won) how come "girls" get offended if i ask them if they have sex with their dad?
(Diamond) its too small anyway
(Diamond) =P
(SiKeS[diablo]) i have very peckerful
(Layz-Bastard) yeah hes hung like a hamster
(SiKeS[diablo]) on weekends the trailor park gates open and out comes the shiatty trucks and beat up colts
(Layz-Bastard) im gonna spend 10k on a blowup doll....
(Layz-Bastard) top of the line
(Layz-Bastard) you can hear it moan from blocks away
(MEEKS) 10k on a blow up doll? Just put some jello into a mannequin and you're all set
(MEEKS) I wanna make love to a mannequinnnn I wanna **** it, I wanna suck it
(idget) laura im gonna put NOS on my 4 wheeler
(idget) =]
(Layz-Bastard) i banned myself from all dirt bikes, 3 and 4 wheelers
(Ambie) haha
(Diamond) oh god
(Diamond) how much?
(Layz-Bastard) thats just death waiting to happen
(idget) now i'll go 180
(idget) muhahahaha
(Ambie) nos, thats insane
(Diamond) weirdo haha
(idget) how much
(SPARA) duh..
(idget) uhh 3000 for the kit n stuff
(SPARA) you guys have nice cars..
(idget) then bout 4 hours to put it on
(idget) =]
(Ambie) it'll blow UP :/
(idget) it will be worth the death
(Layz-Bastard) cause i stuff my boxers with socks?
(MEEKS) That lil guy's on my desk
(the_sexy_1_) no i want to talk about your dick
(Asterix-internetman) sup adam!
(Asterix-internetman) oo
(Asterix-internetman) that was too javaguestish
(netterpooh) maan
(PowerRad) Heyas Drew
(Lauralee) haha
(PowerRad) a/s/l?
(netterpooh) I coulda ran into you at krogers or somethin
(netterpooh) =D
(Lauralee) Hi, PowerRad!!!!!!!!!!
(Asterix-internetman) haha
(Asterix-internetman) HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(PowerRad) HELLO LAURALEE AM YOU IS BE UP FOR SEXY CHATTINGS?
(Asterix-internetman) HOW ARE YOU ROOM!!!!!!
(Lauralee) HOW R U
(Asterix-internetman) HI ROOM!!!!
(netterpooh) ooo
* Asterix-internetman SLAPS EVERYONE IN THE ROOM WITH A LARGE TROUT
(Lauralee) YES
(Asterix-internetman) KEKEKEKEKE
(Lauralee) BIG BOOGS HERE
(Asterix-internetman) haha
(netterpooh) boogs?
(netterpooh) lol
(PowerRad) BOOGS
(Asterix-internetman) boogs
(PowerRad) I LIKE BOOGS
(KeiRa`) boogs?
* Asterix-internetman cops a feel on your boogs
u know.. this isn't cute.. =/
Diamond had sticky Shift button - wrote 91 lines in CAPS.
Sample: [00:14:09] (@Diamond) LOWER UR CAPS
»»» Jsmj-Away kicked DFS_THUG_ (Excessive Clones)
»»» Jsmj-Away kicked ISHARA (Excessive Caps)
»»» Jsmj-Away kicked Gangstarism (Excessive *'s)
»»» Diamond kicked Jsmj-Away (excessive kicks)
(suddenly_jessica) baldick
(suddenly_jessica) thats my last name i aint kidding
(HerbFinklestien) any ugly fatties that want the bloney pony i am willing to chat
(d0Nn|e) Laura had a customer yesterday phone and his daughter was crying because she got the illegal operation error and she thought the fbi was coming for her **** it was funny
(d0Nn|e) Suaey lets play doctor
(Suaey) ok *rips ur heart out*... yep its still beating
(betty_boob) SCRU YOU GUYS AM GOING HOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS CHAT ROOM IS THE SHITEST CHAT ROOM IN THE INTERNET
(Suaey) only ppl who getta see me neekid gota come n see it for emselfs
(Suaey) and being i live in australia, i aint to worried
* Diamond visits maddy
(Suaey) o0o laura
(Diamond) =D
(Suaey) lets get kinky
(Diamond) woo
* Suaey winx
(MEEKS) Oh no you don't
(synapse) this'll be on queenbrat
(Diamond) wha
i had to mark =P
(Gangstarism) I sing to my weener
(Gangstarism) haha
(Gangstarism) I go...
(Gangstarism) tooo tooodle too do too too
(Diamond) (AnGeL_DrEaM) hey im going to be 18
(Diamond) aka
(Diamond) hey im gonna be legal
(Diamond) =P
(AnGeL_DrEaM) ypu
(AnGeL_DrEaM) yup
(AnGeL_DrEaM) im not going to be a jail bait gf anymore
(AnGeL_DrEaM) LOL
(netterpooh) you always taught us if you cant keep it in the pants keep it in the genes
i taught her well! =D
(SiKeS[diablo]) did u know its impossible to switch ur nut positions around?
(G[a]ngsta) denna's A BOT!?
(Adam\Stuff) I DIDN'T ORGASM.. DOES THAT MEAN I CAN STAY A VIRGIN
(Diamond) I PASSED ALL MY CLASSES
(Diamond) hehe
(Adam\Stuff) I PASSED ALL MY GASSES
(Diamond) ew u whore
(Diamond) U SMELLY WHORE
(Diamond) U SMELLY VIRGIN WHORE
(Diamond) =P
(clint) my nuts itch
(Diamond) k im done
(Diamond) wait no im not
(Diamond) U SMELLY VIRGIN WHORE WHO MADE HIS NUTS ITCH
(AnGeL_DrEaM) scratch it
* Adam\Stuff blinks
(AnGeL_DrEaM) or do i need to help u
(AnGeL_DrEaM) LOL
(clint) i been scratchin damn
(Adam\Stuff) HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING VIRGIN
(Diamond) .........u smelly whore who made his nuts itch
(NeedMeMsgMe) NADS WORKS
(Adam\Stuff) Especially when the little knife breaks in half
(Adam\Stuff) So you have to do most of the spreading with your fingers
(Diamond) get a plastic knife doofus
(Adam\Stuff) We didn't have one!
(Diamond) bah
(Adam\Stuff) Plus I was naked in the bathroom
(NeedMeMsgMe) omg
* NeedMeMsgMe pets adam
(Adam\Stuff) I wasn't about to run out looking like a giant sneezed on my back
(NeedMeMsgMe) your a retard
(Adam\Stuff) Yes I know
(NeedMeMsgMe) LOl
(Adam\Stuff) Then there was the time I thought I Dove bodywash could double as hair gel.. put some on before I ran out the door
(Adam\Stuff) Then found out my head was all sudsy
(AnGeL_DrEaM) hmm....
(NeedMeMsgMe) LMAO
(Asterix) but how can a dick sag
(EpOna`) fuck e
(EpOna`) me
(AngelB) no why u called me a bimbo
(EpOna`) because you are, sexy
(AngelB) thanx asl
* MEEKS wipes nose
(Diamond) thx =P
* Diamond picks the booger off u
* MEEKS gets Aaron off
(MEEKS) Hmm
(Fagaholic) no im addicted to gay men
*** Fagaholic is now known as Goataholic
(clint) i have a goat
(Shopaholic) kinky
(PowerRad) I sorta did that once.. I was in the store with my mom and I had my hand in my pocket, and I was leaning on the cart, and she's like "stop that it looks like your penis is sticking out"
(PowerRad) So I surreptitiously unzipped my fly, stuck my finger out and rested it on the edge of the cart.. she looked over and freaked before she realized what it was
(Diamond) angie still has ur pants =P
(PowerRad) Oh yeah
(PowerRad) Then there's not much I could do to hide it
* PowerRad puts a towel between himself and Angie
(Ninaka) i still need to know what happened in that story
(PowerRad) What story?
(Ninaka) all i know is that i have pants.. of adam.. with a brown stain
(MEEKS) I'm too sexy for my cat, poor pussy, poor pussy cat
*** BlueDust is now known as Jake`sFemSide
(PowerRad) How does Wally like it?
* Jake`sFemSide feelz up adam
(PowerRad) Which side of you is fem.. the front or back? ;P
(Jake`sFemSide) depends on how u take it
(AnGeL_DrEaM) i jus havent sawed u here for hella much dayzed
sucha drunk
(SiKeS) how come my period hasnt come yet
(PowerRad) Nothing much, trying to pop a stubborn zit that's actually on my earlobe
(Asterix) ew
(Asterix) i have like
(Asterix) one in my earlobe
(Asterix) it's weird
(Asterix) it's right in the middle
(PowerRad) The worst are the kind on erm.. *cough* yeah
(Asterix) ew
(Asterix) you mean your....
(PowerRad) Yeah
(Asterix) damn
(Asterix) i've never had one there
(Asterix) *thank god*
(Diamond) ..
(Diamond) u
(PowerRad) Mhm
(Diamond) uh
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) i can just imagine bj's
(Diamond) n the poor girl
(Diamond) n.. wow wuts this that popped
(Lauralee) What the
(PowerRad) Poor guy!
(PowerRad) It hurts!
(Lauralee) You guys are grossin me out here
(Asterix) hahaha
(Lauralee) haha
(Asterix) it'd just look like he busted though, lol
(PowerRad) LoL
(Asterix) if it popped
(Diamond) hah
(Diamond) ewwww
(Asterix) eww
(Diamond) thats a lot of puss
(PowerRad) Stay away from my pussy
(Lauralee) Men are like parking spaces.. they're either taken or handi-capped
(SiKeS) dia its not as bad as when she had me pull her swimsuit out of one of her fat rolls
»»» CMurder changed topic at 09:40 to ' Welcome To #teenchatz !!!!!! Hope your HORNY <-- cuz ron sure is '
(SiKeS) never beat off with sandpaper and lemonjuice
(Miss_thang_thatright) truth or dare
(loving_girl) truth
(Miss_thang_thatright) have you ever had sex
(loving_girl) no
(Miss_thang_thatright) good do me
(loving_girl) yuck
* loving_girl stands up, hollers and sits down again
(Miss_thang_thatright) i meant ask me truth or dare
(loving_girl) oh
(loving_girl) truth or dare
(Miss_thang_thatright) dare
(loving_girl) i dare u to pm elmo-zzz and say wanna c**** and do it out here
(safetypin) ooh, geez, you kids are rebels
(AMERICAN_FAT_ASS) hello
(Denna) que tal, AMERICAN_FAT_***
(AMERICAN_FAT_ASS) lmao
»»» Asmoranomar-Away kicked AMERICAN_FAT_ASS (making the bot swear)
(Asterix) god damn this shit is chewwy
*** Infected_Anal_Hair is now known as Tit_Zit
(Suko`) anyone who knowz Diamond...she would like picz of you in your underwear...to use for her "Missing Personz" posterz...please send them all to . . .
(PowerRad) My sister and I had come from Taekwondo class, and we were walking through the supermarket.. and we were both practicing our holds and headlocks and such
(PowerRad) And I had her bent down, one arm pulled behind her head
(PowerRad) And I was like "okay.. now try to get out of this any way you can" "Any way? You sure I won't hurt you?" "It's okay, just get out any way you can"
(PowerRad) I'm thinking she'd try a reverse hold or something
(PowerRad) But instead she just reaches back and punches me in the balls
(clint[gone\msgifdesired]) he tried to light a cig
(clint[gone\msgifdesired]) and got his weewee instead
(NoS) hahahha
(NoS) thats exactly what happened
(NoS) i was like dang i need a smoke
(NoS) WOOOSH
(PowerRad) If you learn to master your PC muscle (that little bunched up muscle thing behind your testicles)
(PowerRad) You can ejaculate and still stay hard
(PowerRad) Keep goin' as long as you want
(ZombiEater) oh man
(PowerRad) I know
(ZombiEater) i have a new goal in life
(Layz-Bastard) like are there exercises that increase the shot range...."increase your cum range up to 30 feet....with the scrotumtoner"
(ZombiEater) scrotumtoner?
(PowerRad) "Are you selling penis mightiers?"
(Layz-Bastard) isnt that tantric sex powerad?
(Layz-Bastard) how in the hell do you work a nut muscle
(Layz-Bastard) cock pushups?
(PowerRad) There are ways to flex it
(PowerRad) And at certain intervals
(PowerRad) That can strengthen it
(Diamond) mean kitty?
(ali-chris) she's tryin to scratch me
(ali-chris) already got me once
(Diamond) aw
(Diamond) bad kitty
(ZombiEater) naughty pussy
(ZombiEater) =/
* Diamond pets marc
(Diamond) its otay
(ZombiEater) is it?
* ZombiEater purrs
(Diamond) yep
(Diamond) =)
(Diamond) see ur a good lil pussy
(ZombiEater) hahah
(ZombiEater) riight
(Diamond) ur a naughty pussy too?!
(ali-chris) chris's picking all the fuzz off his shirt
(Diamond) pussy fuzz?
(Diamond) damnit marc
(Diamond) see wha u got me doin?!
(ZombiEater) lol
(ZombiEater) sorry
(NoS) hahahahahahaha
(ZombiEater) i like pussies
(ZombiEater) they're cute
(Diamond) damn pussy
(Diamond) damn hair 2
(ZombiEater) yeah i hate pussy hair
(Diamond) =/
(Diamond) shave ur naughty pussy then
(NoS) we need to stop talking about pussy
(NoS) before i go and watch porn
(NoS) haha
(Aaron) penetration island
(QueenMichelle) omg i just snorted
i missed ya chell lol
(NoS) Hellen Keller went to town
(NoS) riding on a pony
(NoS) stuck a feather in her cap
(NoS) and called it BLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHGHGHAG
(Lauralee) But it don't take too much high IQ .. .
(Lauralee) I've been on the internet too long
(Lauralee) I almost typed 'it don't take too much high ICQ to see what you're doin to me'
(Oli[GosfordPark]) heh
(Oli[GosfordPark]) i picture his sperms like Homers
(Oli[GosfordPark]) running into each other n stuff
(Oli[GosfordPark]) d'oh!!
(Asmoranomar-Away) better than a dislexic agnostic insommniac
(Asmoranomar-Away) they stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog
*** StarKitty is now known as BlowJobBetty
* MEEKS does the full monty
(v0rt3x) I am good at making sex toys with ballon's
(Robzilla) whats that tattoo of? a map to get home?
(MEEKS) Eatting once a day sucks
(Diamond) EAT MORE
(MEEKS) Hah
(Diamond) EAAAAAT EAT EAT EAT
(Diamond) EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT MORE
(MEEKS) Jee, are you that pushy in bed?
(MEEKS) ;p
(Diamond) hehe
(Diamond) ummmmm
* Diamond smiles
(QueenMichelle) mika yes she is
(MEEKS) She screams out the exact same thing
(Diamond) noooo haha
=/
(ZombiEater) ew
(Lauralee) I bet I don't taste THAT bad
(ZombiEater) no uhm
* Diamond pets
(clint) (x) 10:13/@Diamond grows a dick n lix?
(ZombiEater) i was ewing laura's penis
* ZombiEater winks
(Diamond) dun laugh at her penis
(Diamond) she doesn't laugh at urs!
(Lauralee) If I did happen to have a penis, it'd be massive
(Dystopia) everyone lemme alone
(Dystopia) so i can go pee
(Dystopia) stop distracting me!
(Adam\Sleep) OMG LOOK
(Adam\Sleep) It's Kevin Sorbo!
(Dystopia) HAHA
(Dystopia) NO
(Dystopia) NO IM NOT LISTENINGZ
(Dystopia) LALALA
(Adam\Sleep) Kevin Sorbo <- | -> Bathroom
* Dystopia runs
* Dystopia runs towards the <-
(Adam\Sleep) I hope Kevin Sorbo will get off so you can pee
(Dystopia) bah
(Dystopia) hahah
(Dystopia) if he gets off...
(Dystopia) then..i might jsut..
(Dystopia) er ANYWAY
(Dystopia) moving on kiddies
(Dystopia) so glad dia anit here to log this
yes but bless the ppl who send me logs =P
(Fanatic72802) Don't drink and park! Accidents cause people!
*** powder_puff_gurl Quit (QUIT: User exited)
(sliko) powder puff girls are so over now
(sliko) you know
(sliko) OVER
i thought it was power puff..
(`ElMo) elmo?
(Denna) i guess elmo is a cute lil sexy canadian
(`ElMo) OMFG
(`ElMo) U GUYS KNOW HOW OLD THAT IS
(`ElMo) THATS FROM
(`ElMo) 2 YEARS AGO
(`ElMo) OMFG
(`ElMo) OMFG
(`ElMo) !!!
HE SPEAKS OH MY GOD *goes*
(sugarfly) any hott guys from the us that wannna chat?
(subtok) sugarfly, im from Afganistan will u <3 me
(sugarflyz) any hott guys wanna talk?
(subtok) sugarflyz, im ugly, overweight and raised by monkeys will u <3 me
*** N1X is now known as N1X[buyingdrugs]
(JustBallin) where do you go to do that?
(NoS) walgreens
(Diamond) Swimmers have been warned to stay away from the sexually frustrated dolphin after it attempted to lure unsuspecting humans out to sea in a bid to stick them with his 14-inch slippery sea-boner.
(Diamond) haha take that humans
(MEEKS) hahaha
(MEEKS) I want a 14 inch slippery sea boner
(MEEKS) Umm
(MEEKS) Lemme rephrase that
(GreenEyes) my friend seager told me all about dolphins and sex
(Adampotato) The dolphin's penis is quite long
(Adampotato) And prehensile
(GreenEyes) they're the only other species (other than us) that engages in sex specifically for orgasm
(GreenEyes) female dolphins can clutch their vaginal orifice whenever they want
(Adampotato) Yeah
(GreenEyes) and can use it as a storage pocket for items
(Adampotato) They use it to carry objects
(GreenEyes) and when a female dolphin orgasms, it's supposed to be extremely dangerous to anything inside
(GreenEyes) lol
(Adampotato) Not really
(Adampotato) Humans have mated with dolphins and have quite liked it
(GreenEyes) male dolphins can ejaculate 10 feet out of water too
(GreenEyes) I think
(Adampotato) Mhm
(Adampotato) So if you're giving head to one make sure to get out of the way
(Adampotato) The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat,
(G[a]ngsta) steph?
(Stephaney) huih?
(G[a]ngsta) I love you
(Stephaney) i love u 2222 :DD
(G[a]ngsta) yeah, she's drunk
(B|aCk-MaGiX) How long did you last?
(Cindy) too long!
* Ninaka looks at marc in a tight lycra outfit
* Ninaka has a good long look
(JustBallin) ...
(Ninaka) .. still lookin
* ZombiEater blinks
* ZombiEater is still staring
(sarah) uuhm. i dont like that commercial
(sarah) "i cant concentrate.. could i be pregnant?"
(PowerRad) o_O
(PowerRad) I must be pregnant
(sarah) so everytime you cant concentrate, your pregnant?
(sarah) clint isnt as innocent as he looks
(volcommeup) i'm 5 feet 76inches
(volcommeup) i have size 36 c breats
pretty small boobs for sucha tall lady
(Gateway) amy is a flooderrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(StarKitty) grrr
(StarKitty) I am not
*** StarKitty Quit (Excess flood)
(Lauralee) I droll also
(PowerRad) My penis would look like a divining rod
(melissa`) ohhh
(melissa`) intresting
(melissa`) i shoulda been blonde
(PowerRad) It's not too late
(Lauralee) only guy I've ever met that can give himself an erection by his own words
(PowerRad) I got one yesterday and it took me like 30 minutes to get rid of it
(MEEKS) Chair is GOING DOWN
(MEEKS) That's the size of my chest
(Layz-Bastard) meeks has ***** ****
(MEEKS) I have sausage nipples and pancake areolas
(Layz-Bastard) pancakes vary
(Layz-Bastard) we talkin like lumberjack pancakes?
(MEEKS) Well I ain't talkin flapjacks
({G}) that was nasty meeks
(MEEKS) My nipples are long and udder like
({G}) I don't wanna hear
(MEEKS) And I have 4 of em
(MEEKS) The ones near my armpits are REALLY annoying
(MEEKS) When you squeeze em some oily lookin liquid comes out, then white chunks ooze
(JustBallin) i got a fork stuck on my tounge ring
* Adam\Stuff lifts his sniper rifle
(Adam\Stuff) *Peew*
* Adam\Stuff puts it back down
* Dia[feelin-betta\still-owie] looks
(Dia[feelin-betta\still-owie]) thats what the kids r callin it these days huh
* Dia[feelin-betta\still-owie] shakes her head
(Adam\Stuff) ?
(Adam\Stuff) LoL
(Adam\Stuff) No
(Adam\Stuff) :P
(Dia[feelin-betta\still-owie]) hehe
(Adam\Stuff) Though I do aim to please
(Adam\Stuff) And I have very good aim ;)
(Dia[feelin-betta\still-owie]) hrm
(Dia[feelin-betta\still-owie]) my knees r oozin out yellow n white stuff
(Ninaka|away) ..ew
(Ninaka|away) pussy
(Ninaka|away) er
* Dia[feelin-betta\still-owie] pets angie
(Ninaka|away) ok .. starving... byes
(Dia[feelin-betta\still-owie]) its ok.. dun wanna know bout ur pussy
(Dia[feelin-betta\still-owie]) =P
(Ninaka|away) not MINE
(Ninaka|away) yours
(Dia[feelin-betta\still-owie]) haha
(Ninaka|away) damn you
(Dia[feelin-betta\still-owie]) mine isn't..
(PowerRad) I do
(PowerRad) I do
(Dia[feelin-betta\still-owie]) oozin out white n yellow stuff
* Ninaka|away looks at adam
* Ninaka|away looks at dia
(Layz-Bastard) if a guy got prego....where would the baby come out?
(Dia[got-hurt\bbiafdayz]) duh
(Dia[got-hurt\bbiafdayz]) =P
* NoS moans
(NoS) heh
* Dia[got-hurt\bbiafdayz] gets drewzie pregnant so he learns the hard way
(NoS) thats uncool
(Layz-Bastard) id rather cut my nads shaving everyday for the next 40 years
(NoS) hahahahaha
(NoS) i just farted... and if someone was behind me i swear it would ahve killed them
(NoS) haha
(Lauralee) Why do I keep eating this?!
(MEEKS) Said the man during oral sex
(Lucky_charms) im proud to say i work at domino's
(Gateway) Dia I can't gets amy to cyber me :( *cries*
(StarKitty) ..
(The_Devil_Inside) I can
(The_Devil_Inside) ahem*
(The_Devil_Inside) amy
(The_Devil_Inside) cyber ryan
(The_Devil_Inside) NOW
(The_Devil_Inside) ...
(Gateway) LOL
(The_Devil_Inside) ok maybe I cant
* The_Devil_Inside walks off
(Denna) yo mama is like a brick wall, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)