(back)
Once upon a time....
06/01/02
(Gangstarism) I think irc's making me slightly insane
(MEEKS) Your huge weiner's named Big Pete?
(Diamond) yea
(Diamond) =P
(MEEKS) I call mine the Cervical Hammer
(MentallyDark) there was a guy at my tech school who had once put icy hot on his balls without thinking.. said it burned like hell
(MentallyDark) then another guy wanted to prank his bro-in-law by replacing his lotion for masturbation with icy hot
(Gangstarism) all I know is the US might soon be owned by a disney government
(Gangstarism) and I'm not happy with this
(melissa`) i hafta pee n eat somethin brb
(Ambie) i can multi task when i pee also...
({Gangsta}) haha
({Gangsta}) j/p
(idget) no
(idget) !
(idget) =D
({Gangsta}) j/p!
(idget) just pullin jo leg
(Ambie) lol
(idget) ?
({Gangsta}) heh
({Gangsta}) no
(idget) yep
({Gangsta}) you're..
(idget) am not
(Denna) you're are so cool
({Gangsta}) pony tail
(idget) ok water boilin
(idget) brb
(MEEKS) People speak in such long sentences in here
({G}) can I go to #Cybersex?
(Diamond) its ok drew u can stay horny
(Diamond) sure
(Diamond) tell em ur 15
(Diamond) its fun
(AnGeL_DrEaM) u have to be 18 in that room
(AnGeL_DrEaM) its funny
(AnGeL_DrEaM) if u not
(AnGeL_DrEaM) they kick u
(Diamond) i find it even more funny how larissa knows that already
(AnGeL_DrEaM) LOL
(AnGeL_DrEaM) i was boreded
(jas`) ying yang twins-say i yi yi JaS-Is-Da-Man Skrip
(clint[gone-cruisin]) or not
* clint[gone-cruisin] falls to the floor
(clint[gone-cruisin]) k bye
(clint[gone-cruisin]) im out
(jas`) Sense Field - Save Yourself JaS-Is-Da-Man Skrip
(Asterix) lol
(Asterix) jas is da man skrip
(Asterix) thats kinda amusing
(jas`) lol I'm still workin on it :)
(jas`) actually It's just the mp3 player
(Asterix) oh, heh
(jas`) But Jas is da Man Playa wouldn't sound good :)
* jas` hides that from laura so she won't quote it :)
just cuz im in the shower doesn't mean i don't see things =P
(Adam\Unhere) I could show Kris my penis collection
(heath[bbs]) ya
(heath[bbs]) your collection
(heath[bbs]) is bigger than mine :(
(heath[bbs]) i stopped collecting awhile ago :P
(Adam\Unhere) Zip them up
(Adam\Unhere) And send
(heath[bbs]) er you have almost all of them
jas`) laura I gotta pic of me deep throating a banana
(jas`) I can deep throat a cucumber if it turns ya on more :P
(Adam\Unhere) 'More' would suggest it turned her on in the first place
(SEXY__LAURA) NO THERE LAURA WANNA B'S
(SEXY__LAURA) except me and x laura x
(Chris-) dork i am
(Chris-) oh well it is
(Chris-) listen i do not
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) o god help me
(Chris-) help you i will
(Diamond) COME ON FORCE SMACK HIM FOR ME
* Diamond sticks a doobie in ur mouth n sighs
(Chris-) smack he wont
(Chris-) fight i will
(Chris-) power i have
(Chris-) for jedi i am
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) ur sucha dork
(Chris-) this i know
(Chris-) said befor you have
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) shuddup!
(Diamond) makin my tummy hurt
(Chris-) tummy you have
(Chris-) hurt it does
(Chris-) baby you got
(Chris-) heh
* Diamond blinks
(Diamond) baby have i not
(Chris-) porked you i did
(Chris-) baby u got
(Diamond) haha
(Chris-) laughing i am
(Diamond) you porked me?
(Chris-) pregnant you be
(Diamond) i be not
(Chris-) baby you have
(Chris-) 9 months it is
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) what the hell
(Chris-) daddy i be
(Chris-) mommy you be
(Chris-) shut up i am
(Chris-) right now it is
(Diamond) lol
(Campbell) strong in the force is he
(Campbell) go far he will
(Diamond) aljalsdf
(Campbell) garble you speak
(Campbell) not good for the mind is it
HELP!?!??!?!
(SiKeS) if im cruising by an elementary school with porn on the dvd player
(Layz-Bastard) dvd player in a car?
(Diamond) porn while u drive?
(OfficerBrett) of course drew
(SiKeS) i dont want just the block to hear it.. i want a 3 mile radius to hear it
(SiKeS) yes
(OfficerBrett) lol with tv screens
(Diamond) i've heard of sex during.. but PORN!?!?
* Layz-Bastard shakes his head
(SiKeS) i have 5 tvs in my car
(Diamond) and playstations even
(Diamond) but PORN?!
(Layz-Bastard) i have trouble concentrating on driving
(SiKeS) not playstation yet
(Layz-Bastard) adding a tv is just instant death
(OfficerBrett) porn
(OfficerBrett) yes
(SiKeS) its for show
(OfficerBrett) you have to watch a flick laura lol
(firmegirl) **** YOU U DUMB ****** WHTIE TRASH HAAHAHAHAHAH ITS LL ABOUT THE SUR 13 U PIECES OF **** AND I TAJE THE LAST LAUGH BECIOUS UR NOT KIKING ME OUT IM LEAVING BY MY SEL =F SO **** OFF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SPEACUIALLY U DIA{OUTBBL} LATERZ BYES
(MEEKS) (Gangstarism) nothing came DiA <---The truth is revealed
(ChristophorusXXXXV) getting used to computers and emails is Hard
(v0rt3x) maddy
(v0rt3x) got any new pictures that I can beat off to?
(MEEKS) It is for the mongoose people
(Suaey) ugh
* Suaey walks off
(v0rt3x) wha!!!
(MEEKS) Well played joe
(v0rt3x) what did I say??
(Gangstarism) there are no mongoose people
(Gangstarism) haha
(Gangstarism) cobra represents the God of destruction
(MEEKS) I have some new ones you can beat off to though
(MEEKS) In consolation
(Gangstarism) If I were an oscar meyer weener, everyone would be in lvoe with me
(Gangstarism) love
(Diamond) kinda sad if u hafta be a weiner to be loved
(Diamond) =/
(Gangstarism) buh I'm scawed boss
(Gangstarism) massuh
(Diamond) long thin brown floppy thing
(Diamond) that comes outta a pig's ass
(Diamond) woo
(idget) so true
(Diamond) wait
(Diamond) that IS a pig's ass
(idget) so very true :P
(Gateway) most gurls like weiners
(idget) ehhhhh
(Diamond) oh i love weiners
(Diamond) esp in tight lil buns
(idget) =\\\\\
(Diamond) oh thats the sf comin out of me
(idget) thats to much info
(idget) laura :P
(Asmoranomar) i swear denna did this to me
(Asmoranomar) i talked to her for hours last night
(Asmoranomar) and i knew she was a bot
(meli1327) my nephew ate one of my fags when he was over here and we had to call poisen control
love the brits
(fatcow) woman in labor havin kid
(fatcow) baby pops out
(fatcow) baby askes doctor 'are you my daddy'
(fatcow) doc says no
(fatcow) baby looks at mommy, "are you my daddy?"
(fatcow) mommy said no
(fatcow) baby looked at older sister "you my daddy?
(fatcow) sister said no
(fatcow) baby sees man in corner and says "is you MY FUCKIN DADDY?"
(fatcow) man says yes why?
(fatcow) baby pokes daddy in forehead repeatedly "HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FEEL?"
* Forever_Vampire_lestat gives Denna a cookie
(meli1327) ur making my boobs smaller!
(idget) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wtf
(a_moran54501) What's wtf?
(idget) means what the ****
(idget) -\
(ChittyJr) wtf is what the ****
(ChittyJr) lol
(d0Nn|e) when i grow up im gonna be a java :)
(fit_babe) any lads wanna ave a fight wispa me
(Sexyteens) who wants to chat ? to two twins age 15 years old from fl blond hair and had a boob job a year ago. blue eyes.
(MEEKS) **** cord
* MEEKS smacks his cord
(Diamond) =(
(Diamond) mmk i have a dirty mind
* MEEKS cuts his cord
(MEEKS) Ok
(Gangstarism) sweet
(MEEKS) Enough of that
(Layz-Bastard) i got my ankle run over by a ****** jeep tonight
(clint[dead]) hold yer ass
* Dia[webbin] holds it
(clint[dead]) noo
(clint[dead]) i mean
(clint[dead]) HOLD MY ASS
(clint[dead]) :)
* jas` holds it for laura
(clint[dead]) sweet
* clint[dead] licks jas
(Dia[whoseline]) damn
(MEEKS) What?
(MEEKS) lol
(Dia[whoseline]) tha's long =P
(MEEKS) It's not that long
(Dia[whoseline]) lol
* Dia[whoseline] resists the urge
(MEEKS) Wait
»»» MEEKS kicked ChittyJR (I WILL HAVE YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER SILENCE YOU PIECE OF FUCKING ANIMAL SHIT, YOU WILL BOW DOWN AND ACCEPT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FATE AT MY HANDS YOU INCONCIEVABLY IDIOTIC SON OF A HOMOSEXUAL INCESTUAL BESTIAL COUPLE ON CRACK 7 DAYS A WEEK YOU FUCKING GUY)
(MEEKS) So, how's everyone tonight
(Asmoranomar) oh....my....god.....
(Asmoranomar) the world is definately ending
(Asmoranomar) and you are most certinaly off your medication
(MEEKS) I need large oven mits
(MEEKS) Cuz my hands are big
(Bluedust) i need a large oven
(Bluedust) cuz my food is big
(MEEKS) Cuz your head is big?
(MEEKS) oh
(devilhorn6660) im britniey spears
(Lisa-) lmao
(Lisa-) i'm sure you are...
(devilhorn6660) ya!!
(Lisa-) i'm also fairly sure that britney spears could spell her own name
(Lisa-) :)
(devilhorn6660) i have difrent ways to spell my name
(hooters06987) I have long brown hair green eyes 5'4 in shape I am a cheerleader at FHS and I work at hooters
(nuts) so do u wanna cyber now that we know each other
(hooters06987) nope
(nuts) i drive a SL500 Convertible merc we do it there
(nuts) its a hot car
(Lisa-) i have a cut in the back of my throat
(Lisa-) :/
(nuts) i have been selling cars with my dad since i was 12 and have made millions already
(nuts) you have probably heard of my dad
(Lisa-) jimmy pattison?
(MagiK) jerry lewis?
(The_Devil_Inside) you had jimmy pattison in your mouth?
(Lisa-) hahaha
(Lisa-) no
(nuts) tom hartley
(nuts) have u heard of him
(Lisa-) no
(Dia[cleanindamnroom]) nope
(nuts) we dont sell car that cost less than 80 000 pound
(nuts) R800 000
(AnGeL_DrEaM) then fly here
(AnGeL_DrEaM) jus flap ur arms
(AnGeL_DrEaM) lol
(AnGeL_DrEaM) or...
(AnGeL_DrEaM) u can like get flushed down the toilet and then swim ur way here to my toilet
(luvkitten) hotdudes horny!!!!!!!
(HOTDUDE) cheer
(lilshawty) lol
(HOTDUDE) yea
(HOTDUDE) maybe
(cutie69) ohmy god
* luvkitten looks at HOTDUDE and laughs.
(HOTDUDE) what
(HOTDUDE) oh my god, what
(luvkitten) u are horny
(cutie69) dont ya get hony at11or12
(Brett-PissedOff) you sick bastard
(Ryan-diablo) nope
(Brett-PissedOff) his "wood"
(Asterix) i know, i'm just playin
(Ryan-diablo) its like all bummpy
(Ryan-diablo) and you cant see it unless ur lookin at an angle
(Asterix) Brett, we got it
({XaNtHe}) you bend over!
(d0Nn|e) hell no
({XaNtHe}) lol
(d0Nn|e) its your turn
({XaNtHe}) then why should I
(d0Nn|e) hehe
(MEEKS) Why don't you both bend over
(Lauralee) I'm already tired enough from manually scraping off bug guts from the front of my own car
(MEEKS) I'm frightened
(Diamond) aww
(Diamond) dun be
(Diamond) im nice..
(Diamond) =)
* Diamond pets
(A`Sneezing`Cow) diaz
(Diamond) see?
(Diamond) cowzie
(A`Sneezing`Cow) please help me find
(A`Sneezing`Cow) a month embryo
(Diamond) eh?
(Diamond) lol
(A`Sneezing`Cow) please help me find a 3 month embyro sorry
(Diamond) ...why?
(MEEKS) You heard the man
(A`Sneezing`Cow) because
* Diamond looks at mikachu.. an ur afraid?!
(A`Sneezing`Cow) i need it
(Diamond) hungry?
(MEEKS) hah
(MEEKS) He wants to have some human balut
(balut is like.. a fertilized chicken egg in the philippines if u dunno.. mmm delicacy)
(Diamond) ewwwwwww
(Diamond) ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(Diamond) lsakjfalsjdfsdf
(Diamond) dun forget the salt n lemon
(MEEKS) Definitely
(A`Sneezing`Cow) no
(A`Sneezing`Cow) it's for a friend
(MEEKS) And the process of eating that
(Diamond) sure..
(MEEKS) Would be rather nasty
(A`Sneezing`Cow) she needs a picture of one
(Diamond) its always for a "friend"
(A`Sneezing`Cow) yes diaz
(A`Sneezing`Cow) embryos turn me on
(A`Sneezing`Cow) please find one for
(A`Sneezing`Cow) now.
(Syd_Vicious) i had to disect a clam today.. and now my hands smell like *****
(Britney) I LIKE HUMPING HAIRY LLAMA'S ARSES WITH SPATULARS AND BIG IRON *****'S
(Britney) betcha didn't know that
(Britney) *nod*
(JONESEY) WHO THE **** U TALKIN TO YA FANNY
(The_Devil_Inside) you forgot to say please
»»» Asmoranomar kicked JONESEY (warning)
»»» JONESEY (~TCRS@=uCy923-ls2-fnv2j.ren.ntl.com) joined at 02:35
(JONESEY) WHAT HAPPENED THERE
(Asmoranomar) JONESEY: i kicked you out, lower your caps please
(JONESEY) WHAT THE FCUK ARE CAPS?????????????????
(Diamond) STOP TALKING LIKE THIS
(Asmoranomar) THESE ARE CAPS
(Diamond) talk like this
(Diamond) geeze
(Asmoranomar) SEE HOW ANNOYING IT IS
(d0Nn|e) CAPS
(StarKitty) JONESY : Press the CAPS LOCK button on the left hand side of your keyboard
(Bluedust) then type /exit
(Bluedust) and hit enter
(JONESEY) ITS THE WAY I TALK U DONT LIKE IT SUCK MA MOTHERFUCKIN DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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»»» JavaColours kicked JONESEY (SWEARER! (60 sec(s). ban)
(Asmoranomar) lex: lets have sex
(lexelf) um
* lexelf thinks
(lexelf) gimmie $50
(Asmoranomar) haha
(ali-stuff) wow
(ali-stuff) only 50?
(Asmoranomar) can i give you my meal card lex?
(lexelf) no. cash only
(lexelf) yeah, i'm not that good, ali
(Asmoranomar) d0h
(Jenny_17) i'll have sex...lick me now...**** MY ASSSSSSSS
* Brett`sPenis is sooo limp
* Brett`sPenis fallz asleep
* Brett`sPenis catches a glimps of jake
* Brett`sPenis stands at attention and salutes
(OfficerBrett) o0o
* Brett`sPenis droolz
(MEEKS) More and better, better and faster
(NekkidChiCaPoo) don't hurt ur hand =P
* Ninaka is back after 12h 1m 54s from tv
(NekkidChiCaPoo) dang girl
(NekkidChiCaPoo) thats a lotta tv
(Ninaka) heh
(Ninaka) i know
(Ninaka) i went to bed
(Ninaka) and thought "oh didn't change my irc thing"
(NekkidChiCaPoo) lol
(NekkidChiCaPoo) suuuure
(NekkidChiCaPoo) porn marathon i think
(Ninaka) .. *hangs head*.. i know
(Ninaka) i married my TV
* NekkidChiCaPoo shakes her head
(Ninaka) *clings to knobs and dials*
(jas`ifer) I what channel is the porn marathon on?
(Ninaka) umm..
(jas`ifer) :P
(Ninaka) THAT one
(Ninaka) *points*
(jas`ifer gets a tape
(jas`ifer) yay
* Ninaka is pointing at the kitchen blender
* jas`ifer screams "FREE PORN"
(SilverSkye) my ***** fell off casue I played with it to much so now I'm female
(Guest66160) 'I'm starting to get chilly, I've been sitting around naked reading a magazine for THIRTY MINUTES NOW and your retarded ass is the only thing in the way of a hot 'n sudsy Laurathon.. let her go before I send a gay porno troupe to your door for their next filming'
(AnGeL_DrEaM) has anyone started laughing cuz it didnt go into the hole and jus slid out???
*** Bluedust is now known as Joey`sPenis
(v0rt3x) !!
(v0rt3x) !
* Joey`sPenis pokes laura
(Diamond) haha
(AnGeL_DrEaM) u might get poked
* Diamond plays wit it
(AnGeL_DrEaM) IT???
* Joey`sPenis sings to laraissa
(Diamond) IT!
(Diamond) that it
(v0rt3x) ...
(AnGeL_DrEaM) wut u singing??
* Joey`sPenis pokes through all the lauras
* Diamond uses joey's penis n uses it as a mic
(Diamond) OOOH BABY I LOVESSSSSS UUUUUUU WEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOH YEAAAAAA
(AnGeL_DrEaM) LOL
(AnGeL_DrEaM) OMG
(AnGeL_DrEaM) haha
* Joey`sPenis eyes laura
(Bluedust) n she pushed so hard eventually that my... uhm p**** poped out of a joint n made a LOUD *pop*
(Bluedust) n she thought she broke it
(Bluedust) but i was laffin my ass off
(Bluedust) n she was almost in tears
(GODBLESSCALI) damn i haven't felt one like that in years
(heather) i stayed away for more than a week
(heather) i never thought i could
(Lauralee) wow
* Lauralee applauds you
(SpiderRad\OutNAboot) Don't you ever show integrity and willpower like that again!
yea =(
(A|R) she used to be an insomiac
(JustBrett) well
(JustBrett) times change
(JustBrett) but..hersesy unchanged sicne 1893
(A|R) ya
(A|R) maybe it's all the sex...gets her tired very easily
(JustBrett) sex?
(JustBrett) laura has sex?
(A|R) i think so
(A|R) not with me though =(
(JustBrett) man...that thought never crossed my mind
(A|R) lol
(JustBrett) laura fuckin some guy
(A|R) how bout some girl
AHHH
(d0Nn|e) Jsmj got aop...congrades Jsmj
(Jsmj) I'm not AOp
(Jsmj) I just hacked a persons pass
(Jsmj) I wanted my +
- ChanServ - Jsmj has AutoOp access to #teenchatz,because they have identified for the nickname Jsmj which is on the channel AOp list.
dork lol
(ThornWithin) i poor
(NWandSeza) :(
(NWandSeza) drive
(NWandSeza) ?
(ThornWithin) i can't afford to walk next door
(Sexy_Bitch17) i never said in sexy i said im not sexy
(|{itty) look at your screenname, silly girl.
* OfficerBrett walks up to Jake's car door
* Bluedust locks
* Bluedust rolls up windows
* Bluedust sticks his tounge out
* OfficerBrett pulls out his mag light and taps on the window
* Bluedust takes down his pants n squishes his ass against the window
(Bluedust) stick the mag in there
* OfficerBrett talks into his radio...I gotta 10-96..send back up
(Bluedust) haha
* Bluedust drives off a cliff
(Dia[hittoeowpainbrb]) im goin to a cocktail party thingy
(moocow) Dia[hittoeowpainbrb], you being a level 25 should know better
shhhhhhhhhhh imma murder matt's cow
(Deviation) in teenchatz i was bored, so i decided to talk to this random person
(Diamond) well that was ur first mistake
(melissarae) dans tryin to pick up java hoes
(SiKeS) people say i stink
(SiKeS) but i shower every day
(Diamond) matt
(Diamond) u stink
(SiKeS) it is just that my fat produces so much body heat that the soap cant catch up
(SiKeS) like its my fault
ew? lol *hides*
(clint) holy shit
(clint) i'mnot gunna look out my window at my truck again
(clint) i put fuckin 4 coats of tire glaze on my tires
(clint) blinded the fuck outta me
(Vipe) i can just see the headlines now....frequent IRC chatter perishes in car accident due to overcoating his tires with glaze
(Vipe) either that or "Ten car pile up on freeway....cause unknown...no wait...some guy put 4 coats of tire glaze and blinded everyone"
(clint) lmao
(Vipe) "everyone dies....guy survives"
(Bastard-Food) i think the best was when some random girl at a baseball game goes "you have an oral fixation dont you"...i was like "you have NO idea" and smiled at her...the look on her face was classic
sucha guy =P
(ali-msgme) iowa - i owe (the) world (an) apology
*** ali-in-hiding is now known as ali-msgifwanted
(KeiRa`) hmm..i was just about to message ali..but it says msg if wanted...n well......
(KeiRa`) hehe
*** ali-msgifwanted is now known as ali-msgme
(KeiRa`) LOL
(ali-msgme) :P
(SiKeS) why should i have to settle for someone as nasty as i am
(SiKeS) its not fair
* MEEKS scratches his butt
* Diamond hides
* Layz-Bastard hides and scratches his butt
* MEEKS scratches under his nose
(MEEKS) Hmm
(MEEKS) Bad combination
(Layz-Bastard) ewwww
(MEEKS) Now my tongue itches
(Layz-Bastard) i wanna have an army of football and baseball playing little midgets running around my house
(MEEKS) I dislike wearing loose underwear
(MEEKS) My sock always falls out
(bish-dinner) -[06:40pm]-[Tuesday 07-05-2002]-[bish-dinner is still away.]-[·[Just Cus · Log:No · Chans:1 · Gone For:49m 3s · Back In:n/a]·]-
(Shannon) thats annoying =\
(Shannon) evry 7mins
(Shannon) bleh
(Diamond) mhmm
(Shannon) hang on lol
(Shannon) im'a yell out my window
(Shannon) hahaha
* Diamond looks at u
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) wha? come back from dinner n turn ur away off?
(Shannon) yea
(bish-dinner) -[Back From\Just Cus]-[Gone for:4m 8s]-
(bish-dinner) asshole :/
(bish-dinner) lol
(bish-dinner) back to dinner
(Suaey) id rather use my fist...
(MEEKS) That's what I said when someone said "Try mental masturbation"
(Suaey) did u turn around n say "hey why dont i just shove my fist up your ***?
(MEEKS) I would have, but fisting day was thursday
(Brett-HadToLeave) u have no quotes of me
(ImTheSweetestGirlAlive) and the have big loads
(JustBrett) ok when did this happen
(Private-Fuzzynuts) and balls the size of buicks
(ImDaMostInnocentGirlALive) what makes me so innocent because of that?
(ImDaMostInnocentGirlALive) er
(ImDaMostInnocentGirlALive) un inoocent
(ImDaMostInnocentGirlALive) ahhhhhh
(ImDaMostInnocentGirlALive) UN INNOCENT
(Private-Fuzzynuts) i dunno....getting covered in cum usual kills the whole thought of "innocent" to me=P
(ImDaMostInnocentGirlALive) it was alien cum
(ImDaMostInnocentGirlALive) not real cum
(Private-Fuzzynuts) it was still cum
(ImDaMostInnocentGirlALive) theres a difference
(ImDaMostInnocentGirlALive) ALIEN CUM
(Layz-Bastard) my hobbies include sign humping, car humping, and leg humping
»»» Dia[tv\callifneed] kicked Guest27805 (say "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" 5 times and i'll let you back in)
(Dia[tv\callifneed]) hehe
(Layz-Bastard) lol dia...they get better every time
(Dia[tv\callifneed]) =)
(Layz-Bastard) sad part is im sitting here trying to say it
(Dia[tv\callifneed]) haha
(ali-stuff) i was tryin to too
(ali-stuff) hehe
(||||ll|||l|||ll|||ll||-Hacker) your type of computer programming..can be taught to you by a hacker.....
(||||ll|||l|||ll|||ll||-Hacker) <----
(||||ll|||l|||ll|||ll||-Hacker) and you can become a hacker in the process
(German_Assassin) what are you slow people talking about
(German_Assassin) i thought this was sposed to be a counter-strike chat room
(DJ_Dylan) after talking to someone for 5 mins u can tell if there weird, young, trying to cybersex or just trying to start a fight
(Diamond) u need 5 min?
(DJ_Dylan) im slow ok
(DJ_Dylan) no u seem to just wanna chat, which is what i like doing
(Diamond) im weird, old, an i dun cyber i just randomly rape friends
* Diamond shrugs
right? =P
(tamesha) i love you
(tamesha) you think i'm pretty
(tamesha) you want to datee me
u know.. when that reminds u of ur bf instead of the movie, its kinda scary =/
(sexy_steve) any girls in here?
(idget) scuba steve is here i think
(idget) dun ask me why i said that cause i dunno
(eminemgurl) hey, anyone in here from rhode island???
(The_Devil_Inside) people actually live there?
(eminemgurl) funny
(The_Devil_Inside) ya know, for it's size, why isn't it just a federal park or something
(MEEKS) When you're good at procrastinating you don't have to be good at anything else
(clint) i'm thinkin
(clint) ima shave my shit of
(clint) f
(clint) and
(clint) paint it yellow
(mag) fuke you matty2k you'r gay
(Slayer16) DiaWantsCheesecakeNow, please don't discriminate against me jus because ur text is all blue an funny looking...
(Smooerman) I saw this chick today, she was wearing her jeans so low you could see her bush..that was cool.
(The_Devil_Inside) <-- ranks women tied in first place as the worlds largest evil
(The_Devil_Inside) also sharking spot 1 are Microsoft and the recently added Wal-Mart corp.
(Dylander) 3 hours 10 mins
(cool_chick7) oh I was on here for like 5 hours once!!!!!!
(Dylander) iv beaten that b4
(Div) Dia[bleh\bed\bbl]
(Div) nice 'realname'
(Div) how long do u want it to be??
(Div) ROFL
morrrron
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)