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05/01/02
(Dia[bored\annoyed\grrr]) !profile boobs
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(Royster) omg you hear about the swedish woman that had an itch at the back of her throat an tried to scratch it with hr toothbrush an swallowed it?
(Diamond) swallowed hre toothbrush?!
(Royster) apparently she said "it just disappeared
(Diamond) omg haha
(Diamond) i feel sorry for her hubby
(Royster) lol
(Royster) or would he be lucky?
(Britney) omg
(Britney) i wanna hump that sign
(Britney) GOD
(Britney) ham
(cutie4eva) kisssssssssssss myyyyyy buttttttttttttttttt
(Da_DJ) Then bring it up and minimize it
(JustBrett) im in shape..
(JustBrett) or a shape
(Asmoranomar) i have fifteen gerbils up my ***
*** Asmoranomar is now known as Asmoranomar-Away
(Asmoranomar-Away) no....wait...one is tryin to squeeze out
(Asmoranomar-Away) get...back in....there
(Asmoranomar-Away) ahh...whew...almost lost that one
(AnGeL_DrEaM) monkey is soo cute
(Royster) painted guy?
(AnGeL_DrEaM) huh
(Royster) monkey
(Royster) wears white makeup
(AnGeL_DrEaM) wut about monkey?
(Royster) singer in a band?
(AnGeL_DrEaM) um.. no she dont
(AnGeL_DrEaM) lol
(AnGeL_DrEaM) no
(AnGeL_DrEaM) my doggy
(AnGeL_DrEaM) lol
(Royster) ohh
(Royster) so many monkeys
(cleancut) circum-cised 30 year old, cute and very young and good looking leonardo-di-caprio-like man ready for kind and honest sexy talk...
(Therm) Shannon` i had phone sex with umm with umm clint!
(Shannon`) lol
(clint) that was kyle
(Shannon`) im happy or you :)
(Therm) lol
(clint) my little brother
(clint) not me
(Distroey) blah frostburned my tounge
(Diamond) in.. florida!?
(Diamond) is that possible?
(Distroey) i was eating some leamon ice thingies
(JustBrett) i went swimming with a dead deer
(NoS) O_O
(JustBrett) yup...
(JustBrett) oh god
(JustBrett) i puked all over the place
(NoS) how great
(NoS) haha
(NoS) u were like hey whats that
(NoS) OH MY GOD
(JustBrett) yea
(JustBrett) i smelled something
(JustBrett) and my friend stopped and pointed
(JustBrett) and i was like what...OH MY GOD
(NoS) and it was me
(JustBrett) *puke*
(NoS) i had just ripped one
(Mindwyrm) starrbright254: Don't know. Born that way. Scientists haven't been able to figure it out.
(starrbright254) ha ha ha thats soooooooooo funny
(starrbright254) lol
(Mindwyrm) ...?
(Mindwyrm) Have you ever tried thinking before you say anything?
(starrbright254) what u just said stupid
(Asmoranomar-Away) lol
(starrbright254) no why
(Asmoranomar-Away) wait a sec....your starting to sound rational.....i think i need to increase my medication
(SiKeS) its not person to person
(cheep_guy) helllooo
(SiKeS) its person to client to server to client to person
(Jsmj) Cause after chicks hit 15, they aren't 'good' girls
(Jsmj) no offense
(AnGeL_DrEaM) lol..
(AnGeL_DrEaM) i noe
(SiKeS) AnGeL_DrEaM is a pervert
(Jsmj) no no
(Jsmj) she's not a pervert
(AnGeL_DrEaM) no im not
(Jsmj) she's a PREVERT!!!
(AnGeL_DrEaM) im telling the truth
(AnGeL_DrEaM) and u noe u like it
(GutterMouth) why is it that every time i NEED to get high, i have no pot, nor does anyone else i know of that smokes
(A`Sneezing`Cow) hah
(A`Sneezing`Cow) that's like sex
(A`Sneezing`Cow) every time you need to get laid you don't
(A`Sneezing`Cow) but then you get some when you least expect it
(Jsmj) SEX is like AIR..You only miss it when you're NOT getting any.
(Clint[Away-SadErSumthin]) i'm shrinkin
(JustBrett) lol
(Clint[Away-SadErSumthin]) bleh
(Lauralee) ..you shrunk 5 inches?
(JustBrett) why r u shirkin?
(Clint[Away-SadErSumthin]) i dont know
(Clint[Away-SadErSumthin]) maybe my penis stole my height?
(Miss_wet_and_nasty) any guys who wants a girl who looks like lil kim
(Miss_wet_and_nasty) who is a under aged stripper
(Miss_wet_and_nasty) and is 16 wit an attitude
(Miss_wet_and_nasty) who wants to **** me
(heather) what's got vitamin e on it
(heather) and don't say what i think you'll say clint
(heather) i've got my hand pulled back already to smack you
(heather) :)
(Royster) cover the baby in rogaine?
(babyblondexoxo) i'll be ms. november in next years playbunny calendar
*** Guest43172 is now known as josh
(josh) i dont care
(josh) do it
(josh) change it
*** josh is now known as Guest86538
(Syd_Vicious) A Canadian woman filled a strip club with tuna after being fired from it. She reportedly swore revenge after being sacked from Fanny's Cabaret in Ottawa. The unnamed woman left bags full of the fish on tables, chairs, next to walls and in coat and champagne rooms." Umm, aren't strip clubs by their very nature filled with, uhh, "tuna"?
(SiKeS) my webmasters teacher wouldnt let me do my "fan club website" on lesbian softball
(SiKeS) :-/
(SiKeS) i was heated
(StarKitty) did you know butterflies taste with their feet
(Bluedust) eww wut if they steped in doo-doo
(StarKitty) did you know a snail can sleep for 3 years?
(Bluedust) i so wanna b a a snail..
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(Diamond) my big dick got kicked =(
(Starfruit) aww.
(MEEKS) *drum fill*
(Diamond) =D
(chaosAD) really..
(Diamond) *bow*
(chaosAD) cuz i thought jh00 wuz a girlie
(MEEKS) Did it swing around like a teather ball?
(chaosAD) how many bj's you hafta give?
(chaosAD) :p
(Diamond) i could use one
(Diamond) =/
(JeffAway) u could use a bj?
(N1X) haha
(Diamond) mhmm
(Diamond) after my big dick bein kicked
(Diamond) totally
(JeffAway) freak
(cheerlead_baby) i hate working
(Skinny[]D[][]V[][]D) maybe you should be a hooker
(cheerlead_baby) you know your right
(Skinny[]D[][]V[][]D) ill be your p-\imp
(cheerlead_baby) i'll start tomorrow
(cheerlead_baby) ok
(Skinny[]D[][]V[][]D) I get 50%
(Skinny[]D[][]V[][]D) but you gotta suck my balls
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(alialibobalinanafanafofalimemy) wear yourself out?
(UnOfficially_Here[report]) why did dick get kicked out??
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(angel6881) how long have you been on
(Smurfete09) about a half hours
(angel6881) oh...I thought maybe you were on all night
(angel6881) when you get off last night then
(Royster) ...
(Royster) ok i gotta stop having a dirty mind
u weren't the only one haha =P
(JustBrett) like last night...i told this girl i wish i could be a potatoe
(binitza) did she run
(JustBrett) nah
(KeiRa`) hey spud
(Lauralee) just a local anual breakfast they hold
* Dia[wha-other-nick-sayz] cries
(Dia[wha-other-nick-sayz]) i thought u said a local anal breafast =/
(Adam\Stuff) Hahah
(Lauralee) yeah, they bring out all of the flaming foods and everything
(mindwyrm) They have those too.
(Dia[wha-other-nick-sayz]) man
(mindwyrm) cool.
(Adam\Stuff) "If your ass was a Chinese restaurant.. I'd have the pu-pu platter"
(Oliver) oral sex makes ur day... but analsex makes ur "whole week"
(toffeelicious) all u people are the biggest bunch of boring losers ive eva seen
(Asmoranomar) so...why are you comming online to have sex with a bunch of 'losers'?
(Asmoranomar) hell..it isn't even sex!
(toffeelicious) coz im desperate
(Asmoranomar) lmfao
(Asmoranomar) well.....i guess it doesn't hurt to be honest
(toffeelicious) yeah baby
(clint) man
(clint) i need help on my homework
(clint) :(
(clint) anyone wanna help?
(JustBallin) what kinda homeowkr?
(JustBallin) i wanna help
(clint) female human anatomy
(JustBallin) ask amy..
(StarKitty) lol.
(StarKitty) no
(JustBallin) lol.
(clint) nup
(clint) she dun put out
(clint) :P
(clint) lol
(JustBallin) haha
(JustBallin) well whats one of ur questions
(StarKitty) ugh
(Diamond) "where does this go.."
(clint) yup
(Shannon`) my best friend sayd hes gonna kill my mum =\
(Shannon`) says*
(Dia[cam`n]) ?
(Dia[cam`n]) y
(Shannon`) he had an uptime of like 150days and my mum turned off his computer
(Shannon`) he runs a BIG irc server off the computer and my mum jus turned it off
(mm) your doing what
(SiKeS) rofl
(mandy1) sikes shut up
(Liquid_Angel) sikes.........you're a wuss
(SiKeS) damn
(mm) lol
(mandy1) just because your gay
(mm) sikes
(mm) LOL
(SiKeS) that was cold
(SiKeS) mandy $10 says id cry if i saw ur face
(Liquid_Angel) Holysock and sikes.....probably get it on together...
(mm) LOL
(SiKeS) probably
(HolySock) lol
(HolySock) all the time
(wurm) a goat jizzed in my eye
(wurm) but the weird part
(wurm) was that it was blue
(SiKeS) we are all ugly
(mm) or something else
(mandy1) gay man shut up
(clint) your new dildo i sent you?
(clint) lol
(Shootineveryonewhomadehistory) not yet =(
(clint) oops
(clint) *covers mouth*
(Shootineveryonewhomadehistory) the purple one!??!
(clint) yup
(Shootineveryonewhomadehistory) *waits*
(Lauralee) purple
(Lauralee) jelly?
(Shootineveryonewhomadehistory) lol
(Shootineveryonewhomadehistory) nooo lauwa
*** Lauralee is now known as LL-PBnJellySammich
(Paully) lol pb is my initials
(LL-PBnJellySammich) so in other words it's like I'm makin a Paully and dildo sandwich
(med1kal) wut in gods name is a ringlet
(med1kal) !
(med1kal) sounds like a cock ring
(med1kal) :x
(KeiRa`) lol
(Shannon`) heh
(KeiRa`) those things are crap
(KeiRa`) O_O
(KeiRa`) nm
(N1X) u people make me feel ok knowing that i just urinated my underwear
(clint) she was like 5 inches taller than me
(clint) with in 2 months
(clint) i was about 4 inches taller than her
(clint) lol
(Diamond) sheesh
(Diamond) hormones!?
(Royster) nah
(Royster) just all dat blood goin round his penis
(Royster) ...wait
(Royster) that is hormones
(Diamond) haha
(clint) lol
(clint) HEY
(clint) I JSUT GOT THAT
* Diamond falls over
(clint) YOU YOU YOU...
(clint) *donkey punches you*
* clint runs after you
(clint) err
(Diamond) eek
(clint) my dingy floppin!
(clint) :(
(micheal21) mrniceguy i am not gay
(iMrNiceGuy) i did nt say u wre
(micheal21) mrniceguy double click on my name and then type something in the line and then press enter
(quietboy) hey micheal21
(micheal21) quiteboy do you know how to give bjs
(quietboy) bjs?
(micheal21) blow jobs
(quietboy) no y?
(quietboy) r u a girl
(micheal21) yes
(micheal21) quiteboy pm me and cyber me
(Ninaka) its' funny how javas don't understand what being away means
(Ninaka) [06:16] (preet) why r u away? commmmmmm on
(Ninaka) [06:17] (preet) r u there?
(Ninaka) [06:17] (preet) fuck u bastord
(Ninaka) lol
(Ninaka) they get pissed off
YA
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(N1X) u can never fucking learn enough
*** Guest33797 is now known as c0mmander-keeps-changin-my-nic
(Therm) lol
(Therm) oh
(c0mmander-keeps-changin-my-nic) (.-.) [Disposible Error]: Erroneus Nick/Illegal Characters (commander-keeps-changin-my-nic)
(c0mmander-keeps-changin-my-nic) hehe
(Therm) lol
(c0mmander-keeps-changin-my-nic) he made it so i kant use commander
(Therm) i'll bitch him out
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(jas`) we have this indian guy
(jas`) we call em chef walk-Alot cause that's all he does
(jas`) is walk
(jas`) fucker is always drunk as a skunk
(jas`) one night he was tryin to teach us karate
(jas`) and he kicked one of my friends in the balls
*** Shannon is now known as Shannon-Shower
*** PowerRad is now known as Adam\Shower
*** Jeff[shower] is now known as Jeff
(heath[spades]) adam shannon and jeff were showering together/
hm.. *nods*
(DJ-Nercotyke) if ($jeff == dissed) { feelings = hurt | /bounceheadoffwall }
i just hump the gun completely and automatically assume nobody cares about me
...this is a javahoe...
(SEXYBABE) north wales then south then west wales
(Dilboy) i live in the south
(SEXYBABE) ok
...this is a javahoe on drugs...
(Dilboy) ok
(SEXYBABE) ok
(SEXYBABE) ok
(Dilboy) ok
(SEXYBABE) lol ok lol ok lol ok lol
(Dilboy) im gonna stop now
(SEXYBABE) ok
(SEXYBABE) what u do next?
(Lauralee) you're not gonna worry, cause you have a big dick.
(bewm) HAHA
(bewm) i was jokin
(Lauralee) lol
(Lauralee) ..okay
(Lauralee) so it's small
(bewm) im ne allant pas s'inquiéter parce que mon dick est très grand haha
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(player2007) does anybody know any white people who is white ages 13-29 gay if you do give me his phone #
(heath[surfin]) HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
(PowerRad) I never got the whole car thing
(PowerRad) It's metal and chrome
(Dia[traumatizedThx2Daddy]) haha
(PowerRad) It's like getting hot and bothered over a toaster
(Royster) sexybabe wanna cyber
(Royster) :p
(sicklyali) wow roy
(sexybabe) yes plz
(Royster) lmao
(mm) u know if we didn't have hate for another person's beleifs, we wouldn't have war
smartest thing i've heard in a while
(smooth_fella) i want to **** your *** and make you **** on my **** then suck your bush and eat your pubes
(smooth_fella) lol
(smooth_fella) ok i guess not
(mm) erm
(mm) Lol
(mm) wow
(mm) haha
(Lisa-) wtf
(Lisa-) lol
(Lisa-) i want to *censored* your *censored*
(Lisa-) and make you *censored* on my *censored*
(Lisa-) that sounded so romantic
(Lisa-) i almost came in my pants
(Lisa-) especially that last part
(Suaey) U wanna know something laura
(Suaey) i sware to god ur a bot
(Dia[page`n-stuff\brb]) hm?
(Suaey) not cause ur like boring n shit
(Suaey) juz cause u ramdomlly do random shit and manage never to get tired
(Suaey) and ur like miracle woman
(Dia[page`n-stuff\brb]) haha
(Dia[page`n-stuff\brb]) oh
(Suaey) and everyone is in on it but me n your all fucking with muh head
(Dia[page`n-stuff\brb]) just feed me oil n im happy =P
(Suaey) *glares at ya all*
(Suaey) no
(Suaey) i sware
(Suaey) i didn't know using a strap on was so bloody painful
(Lauralee) Laura's really a man, so am I, and we've been seeing each other for the past 3 months
(Lauralee) behind Nick's back, who thinks he's both of our boyfriends
(Crystaphaze) mm hmm
(Crystaphaze) lol
(Crystaphaze) laur
(Lauralee) I finally made it to Nashville, and have 3 hit songs out on radio these days
* Diamond raises an eyebrow
* Crystaphaze looks at Dia
(Lauralee) a girl can wish can't she?
(Lauralee) I mean
* Diamond looks around
(Lauralee) about the Nashville part
(Crystaphaze) how can we be lesbian lovers if youre a man?
(Lauralee) we're gay silly
(Lauralee) not lesbians
(Diamond) hrm
(Lauralee) Laura don't you dare quote this crap <:/
* Diamond looks down
(Crystaphaze) hahahaha
(Diamond) oh i wasn't even thinkin about it UNTIL u said that
* Crystaphaze chants
(Diamond) =P
(Crystaphaze) do it do it do it!!
(jas`halfhere) aww you know you like pickles
(Diamond) yeaaaa but not already eaten ones
(jas`halfhere) you buy the big ones at the store and have fun with em don't ya? :P
(Diamond) yes wit ice cream
(Diamond) mmmmmmmmmmmmm
(jas`halfhere) hum that would get a bit sticky
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) u know it
(SiKeS) im going to die when i go out on my own
(SiKeS) my parents are giving me the good car for graduation tho
(SiKeS) so if i sold that theres some equity in my pocket
(SiKeS) lots
(SiKeS) i could buy a doublewide trailor
(SiKeS) and me and erin can move right into the trailorpark and start raising little trash of our own
(SiKeS) the american dream.
(xap) she's 14, and she hates her tail being touched
(xap) so I always grab it, and spin her around in circles
(SiKeS) ill kick yo ***
(SiKeS) cuz im black
(chaosAD) uhh huh
* chaosAD looks at dia's website to confirm that yes...matt is white
(PowerRad) Fellatio sucks
(Diamond) nuts
(clint) mhm
(clint) yes i have two nuts
(clint) need one?
(clint) nooo dont quote meeee
(clint) LISA
(clint) I'MA SELL YOU ONE OF HEATHER'S NUTS
(heather) noooooo
(heather) geesh
(clint) ONE FUCK FOR A BUCK!
(heather) u want money that bad, go get a job!@
(clint) i'm sure lisa or laura would buy my sperm
(Diamond) hrm
(Diamond) i dun hafta buy it tho
* heather raises an eyebrow
(heather) *ahem*
(clint) I DIDNT DO IT!@#$!@#$!@#$
(Diamond) haha
(clint) i was asleep!
(clint) I SWEAR!
(Diamond) saved it up from a while ago
(clint) REALLY I WAS
(Diamond) legal reasons
(heather) :x
(Lisa-) i don't need your sperm
(clint) eh
(Lisa-) unless it's for moisturizing purposes
(bong_babe) hi all
(SiKeS) smoking is bad u little ****
(bong_babe) **** off
(SiKeS) bring it on
(bong_babe) u already brot it
(SiKeS) alright
(SiKeS) wanna make out?
(bong_babe) yeah
(SiKeS) tight
* IHatePeople feels like makin love
(Lauralee) atleast it's not like the club my friend Amber and I had in the 6th grade
(Lauralee) "I love Jason Gentry" club
(Lauralee) page one: reaons why we love Jason Gentry
(Lauralee) 1. his butt 2. his butt 3. his butt
(melissarae) who is jason gentry?
(Lauralee) you get the picture
(Adam\OutNAbunny) o_O
(Lauralee) this blond guy me and my friend had a crush on in middle school, junior high, and high school
(Lauralee) (Lauralee) oh psshhh
(Lauralee) (Lauralee) you're freakin impossible to talk to
(Lauralee) (IHatePeople) no im not
(Lauralee) (IHatePeople) im joking around
(Lauralee) (IHatePeople) get the dick out of your ear
(Lauralee) (Lauralee) lol
(Lauralee) (Lauralee) watch your mouth pal
(Lauralee) (IHatePeople) but i have blind teeth
(Lauralee) (IHatePeople) =\
(Lauralee) (Lauralee) lol!
(Lauralee) (Lauralee) I swear..
(melissarae) he was just watching
(Lauralee) (sorry guys)
(melissarae) he was there all along
* Lauralee just thought that was good quotin material.
(melissarae) SEE LAURA
(HolySock) i'm a hermaphrodite
(SiKeS) guess what i did last nite
(Dia[phoneeeeee]) wha'd u do
(SiKeS) we got ****** drunk and went cow chasing
(SiKeS) i jumped into a thing and started waving my arms and mooing at them
(Dia[phoneeeeee]) least u didn't do cow tippin
(SiKeS) until i realised they were bulls
(SiKeS) and they chased me
Inspire` on @#ICHAT_BELONGS_TO_ME_NOW @#HEY_LOOK_IM_THE_KING_OF_THE_WORLD @#SUCK_MY_COCK_SHAYNE @#FUCK_U_SHAYNE @#Shanye-Is-A-Fag @#outofcontrol +#Glass @#illusion @#iChat @#L0ve
(SiKeS) it'd be so tight if erin showed up buttnaked with bunny ears on
(B_Dub_) even though in about 10 years maybe i would like to get with someone temporarily to have a kid and then brake up with her and take custody
(Layz-Bastard) i actually pissed in a kids basement tonight cause i was too lazy to walk outside and find a tree
(Layz-Bastard) dont even know whos house it was
(Layz-Bastard) i try
(Layz-Bastard) if he didnt invite such dicks to his party i wouldnt have had to do it
* FrenchMaid dusts Laura's legs before she leaves
(zenn) dork
(zenn) comp. locks own me!
(FrenchMaid) weasel
(zenn) snake
(FrenchMaid) you're just jealous because you don't have dust on your legs at the moment
(zenn) hmm
(zenn) yes that is true
(zenn) right now I would really like something polished
(zenn) rofl
(FrenchMaid) I would say anaconda, but I think you'd like that
(FrenchMaid) pervert
(Royster) i got some cobwebs need dusting laura
(FrenchMaid) haha
(FrenchMaid) where might those be?
...more comin =)
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