(back)
Once upon a time....
04/01/02
(Ninaka) =\
* Ninaka sniffs her hand
(Royster) eww angie
(Ninaka) yea
(Ninaka) i know =\
* Ninaka washes
(Royster) why is it when people have their hands somewhere icky the natural reaction is to sniff it?
(Royster) *scratch butt* *sniff*
(heather) lol
(Lauralee) because our ofactory glands are very sensitive
(Lauralee) we wanna find out what it is
(Lauralee) :)
(Royster) we KNOW what it is
(Lauralee) we'd rather not taste it..
(Ninaka) no..
* Royster picks his ear
(Ninaka) i didn't know
* Royster sniffs
(Ninaka) i sniffed to check if it was water
(Ninaka) but it smelt
(Ninaka) so it wasn't water
(Ninaka) i thought the cat was just wet
(Royster) you should know better
(Ninaka) but.. it was pee =\
(Royster) k i needa stop playing with my nipples
* Royster squirts manmilk at you all
(KaNNabI) do you want to be my new... hmm nm
(Adam\Stuff) New what?
(Lauralee) ..gigalo?
(Wosmack) jigga what?
(Adam\Stuff) I was a male gigalo
*** Roy\afk is now known as Royster
(Royster) finished crapping
(ZacAlive) !!!!!
(cumzz) eww
(cumzz) lol
(ZacAlive) !!!!!'s are so cool
(Royster) i don't go afk for wanking
(cumzz) ic
(ZacAlive) ::cumzz:: shut up everyone poops
(ZacAlive) even Britney Spears poops
(chick_01) joe- that other person was like insulting me for a long time, and they're all- i like u want my pic
(chick_01) help!! freaks!!!
* chick_01 is scarred 4 life
(JoeX) steph hav u noticed that when someone runs out of insults they start sayin your moma
(JoeX) ?
SO TRUE! go lil javahoe!
(NoS) laura has that God aweful pic of me on there
(NoS) im like
(NoS) wow thanks
(ThornWithin) fak off
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) then gimme new ones damnit
(Guest36574) That's 'cause you all send her the pics saying OOO LOOK AT MEEE
(Diamond) thank u
(Diamond) exactly haha
(Guest36574) Then a few months later you're like WHAT WAS I THINKING
YES heh
(SiKeS-) i get the worst looks
(SiKeS-) i go drivin around w/ all of my tvs with a porn dvd in
(SiKeS-) and some mom with her 8 year old will see me
(NoS) my God
(N1X) which god?
(NoS) Could i have made this a lil hotter
(N1X) my god will devour yours
(NoS) pick one
(N1X) i always remember blowjobs
(N1X) they are the best
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(syn[class]) look! im setting an away!
(syn[class]) and not just idling
*gasp*
(ZacAlive_) have a big day of insulting and iritating ahead of me
(ZacAlive_) here
(ZacAlive_) Because this census indicates and this atlas has related... 3 billion humans I haven't iritated. I've got alot of work to do. 3 billion people. That's 3 billion snotty fuck you's. Fuck you. Fuck all of you.
(ZacAlive_) and as for the homosexual population, it'd give new meaning to the term 'brown out'
(xap) so what
(xap) it's short, not all that big, and it's bent, but it vibrates!
(bia) holy shit
(bia) my bra jus unhooked its self
(bia) my friend matt in irl has gotten 3 ppl prego, im scared to even sit next to him :p
(Layz-Bastard) theres a monkey in my shoe
* StarKitty spanks it
(MacDaddy) Any girl wanna chat?
(MacDaddy) Any girl wanna chat?
(MacDaddy) Any girl wanna chat?
(ZacAlive) that's not very macdaddy-ish
(ZacAlive) i can imagine someone going into a club and being like, "do any girls wanna dance?....do any girls wanna dance?....do any girls wanna dance?"
(MEEKS) I wouldn't survive there, I can never handle the soap ;(
mmm prison is fun
(StarKitty) Get a job holding dicks, whatever u do just get paid for it
(DeltaWolf) alright, i accept pics of other places ;)
(ali-paperin) if someone was going to see me naked then they were gonna see it in person and not just from some phto
(ali-paperin) erm photo
(ali-paperin) bleh
* ali-paperin wanders away from here
(DeltaWolf) lol
(DeltaWolf) :P
(DeltaWolf) your no fun ali
(ali-paperin) :|
(ali-paperin) thanks.
(DeltaWolf) np
(DeltaWolf) one of these days... i will persuade you
(ali-paperin) dude
(ali-paperin) i've been here 4 years
(ali-paperin) if you think you can pursuade me after all the **** i've heard
(ali-paperin) it's gonna take a bit more than just some time
(DeltaWolf) yeah
(DeltaWolf) :D
(DeltaWolf) but I am special though
lol i love ali
(Layz-Bastard) they pay you to screw that bear?
(Diamond) infant games? lol
(AnGeL_DrEaM) wuts that??
(Diamond) im afraid
(AnGeL_DrEaM) lol
(MEEKS) Yea, like peekaboo...paddycake...doctor...
(MEEKS) ...show me on the dolly where you want me to touch you...
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(Bluedust) where m i gonna find girls in such short notice?!
(NekkidChiCaPoo) haha
(NekkidChiCaPoo) ur... cousins?
* NekkidChiCaPoo hides
(ev_style) niggas
(fffffiiiiiiiishey) aight cool
(ev_style) 20+
(ev_style) where are the niggas
(ev_style) out then
(ev_style) spade what is up
huh!?!? yea! ---> (Bluedust) since wen does a 'nigga' say what is?
(^Princess_Of_Darkness^) if you want a girl with a tight little kitty you gotta settle for a girl with itty bitty titties!
(N1X) then it'll be sweet
(N1X) hahaha
* NekkidChiCaPoo blinks
(N1X) not so tru
(ZacAlive) drink much?
(peridot) omg wayyyyyy too much
(Diamond) she was up on the table again
(ZacAlive) lol
(ZacAlive) shirt on, i hope
(peridot) lol no dia i didnt go to sweetwaters i went to the chestnut
(Diamond) =(
(peridot) at my saturday night bar i dance on the speakers
(Ninaka) To resist is to piss in the wind.
(Ninaka) Anyone who does will end up smelling.
(Ninaka) Knowing this, why do I defy?
(Ninaka) Because my inner voice is yelling.
(Ninaka) There is a fist pressing against anyone who thinks something compelling.
(Ninaka) Our intuit we're taught to deny,
(Ninaka) and our soul we're told is for selling.
(Ninaka) Get out from under them
(Ninaka) resist and multiply!
(Ninaka) Get out from under precipice and see the sky!
(Ninaka) Get out from under them
(Ninaka) Resist, unlearn, defy!
(Ninaka) Get out from under precipice and see the sky!
(Ninaka) RESIST AND MULTIPLY!!
(Adam\Stuff) I'm going to inscribe that first line on your tombstone
(Adam\Stuff) If she's under me
(Adam\Stuff) And you're on her butt
(Adam\Stuff) Laura sammich
(Ninaka) hahaha
(Diamond) coooooool
(Diamond) =D
* Diamond happy
(Ninaka) sammich
(Ninaka) =0
(Ninaka) =)
* Ninaka is the bread
* Ninaka spreads some butter ;)
(Adam\Stuff) LoL
* Adam\Stuff holds the mayo
(Diamond) *tickles*
(Adam\Stuff) Gah
* Adam\Stuff can't hold the mayo anymore
(Ninaka) Oooo
* Ninaka wriggles about
* Ninaka lays the lettuce
(Adam\Stuff) Lucky lettuce
ewww haha
(Campbell) <--- halfway to 40 :/
(Diamond) <-- half way to 44!
(PowerRad) <- Halfway to 34!
(PowerRad) :(
(binitza) <--- half way to 32
(Jeff) im 6" bigger now
(idget) screw a kangaroo 69 procupine orgy at da zoo
(Asmoranomar-Away) haha i put my shirt on backwards...... *dUh!*
(idget) i got the coolest song heh
(JavaColours) oops did it again!
(Vipe) ah
(Vipe) Your Personal Day of Death is...
(Vipe) Thursday, June 13, 2019
(Vipe) =(
(A`Working`Cow) hrm
(A`Working`Cow) 17 years away
(A`Working`Cow) don't feel bad
haha mines 2059.. geeze
(idget) what do you call a virgin girl in akransa?
(jas`gta3) a baby?
(idget) nope
(idget) a girl who can outrun her brothers
(Guest13249) 13/f/ny here
(Guest13249) hey can someone talk to me
(Royster) no
(Guest13249) why
(Royster) because i'm twice your age and i eat little girls for breakfast
(StarKitty) im carring his baby
* StarKitty pats her tummy
(^bro^) hahaha
(^bro^) when did this happen?
(StarKitty) on our honeymoon
(StarKitty) u fag
(StarKitty) I knew u didnt love me
(StarKitty) =(((((
* Suaey runs around in circles chasing her tailbone
(Dizzy) i got my nose pierced too
(Dizzy) lol
(StarKitty) AHH
(StarKitty) u did!?
(CatZ) aaawwwwww
(Dizzy) bu it's funny cause i didn't mean to
* StarKitty blinks
(CatZ) you didnt mean to?
(CatZ) what?
(CatZ) how is that possible
(Dizzy) i went in to find a funky new tongue ring
(Asmoranomar-Away) cost of wedding: 32,000
(Asmoranomar-Away) cost of reception: 10,000
(Asmoranomar-Away) cost of honeymoon: 30,000
(Asmoranomar-Away) cost of expression when every relative and friend finds out your wife slept wif the best man: priceless
(xap) JavaColours: yes ma'am, it is
(JavaColours) thank you
(JavaColours) :)
(DoggyDog) lol
(xap) for calling you a chick?
(melissarae) i can legally drink in a uhm 8 months
(Distroey) lol
(Distroey) i can leagaly drink in 4
(KaNNabI) i can legally drink
* KaNNabI shrugs
(Asmoranomar-Away) i can legaly drink.
(NekkidChiCaPoo) i can rent a car with out a $25 charge in 3 years
(NekkidChiCaPoo) so HA
(melissarae) in canada you only have to be 19
(NekkidChiCaPoo) thats bout all i have to look forward to now
(SiKeS) people get all confused with their floppy and hard drives, try to stick **** in the wrong slots and by time its over they're having unprotected cybersex with java bastards popping out like rabbits
SiKeS) last time i was drunk.. i was like on campus.. and this guy was jogging through the parking lot.. so i ran up and jogged next to him then cut him off
(SiKeS) when he turned around i started running in circles
(SiKeS) and hes like... hey... hey what the ****
(SiKeS) i do not like it in a jeep but maybe i will **** some sheep
* Diamond looks at matt
(SiKeS) lol
(SiKeS) sorry
(SiKeS) childhood memories
* Lauralee hugs Woy n rubs his back
(Lauralee) I admire Roy; he jumps at any opportunity possible to be affectionate with a girl
* Royster burps
(Lauralee) well PFFT
(Royster) eep
(G[a]ngsta-bbs) my dick stings
(Layz-Bastard) my dog just headbutted me right in the eye
* Adam\LyingDown snugs Laura and Laura
(Lauralee) haha
* Diamond snuggies
* Lauralee cuddles with both of ya
(Lauralee) :oB
(Diamond) woo
(Diamond) snuggy orgy
(Lauralee) Does everything have to be about SEX with you?!
(Lauralee) :D
* Diamond blinks
(Diamond) YEA ISHAY DOES IT?!
(Lauralee) YEAH!
(Adam\LyingDown) I'm the wrong person to ask
* K[sleep] looks at the screen
(K[sleep]) ok..
(Diamond) haha
(Adam\LyingDown) CHRIS
(Adam\LyingDown) DOES IT ALL HAVE TO BE ABOUT SEX
(K[sleep]) ADAM
(K[sleep]) UMMM YEAH?
(Adam\LyingDown) ALRIGHT
(Lauralee) that's called a "monitor"
my poor quotes..
*** Topic is '(JoSpadeNathanial) its comin (JoSpadeNathanial) its a 12" inch baby'
she says it was pizza.. do we believe her??
(taree) hah you gay
(sweetpimp) duh
(krazy_g_dogg) HEY BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Diamond) shut up moron
(krazy_g_dogg) BITCH GET ON UR KNEES AND ACT LIKE A PRO
* Diamond rolls her eyes
(Diamond) can i bite ur 2 incher off?
(krazy_g_dogg) .BITCH U U DONT KNOW THE
(Diamond) oh its 1 inch?
(Diamond) im sorry
(krazy_g_dogg) ITS NOT THE LENGHT AND ITS NOT THE SIZE ITS HOW MANY TIMES U CAN MAKE IT RISE
(Diamond) thats what ppl with short dicks say
(krazy_g_dogg) YEAH THAT WHAT UR MOM TELLS ME ALL THE TIME
(Diamond) yea my mom has a short dick too
(krazy_g_dogg) BITCHASSWHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(krazy_g_dogg) YO MAMMA WAS GOOD LAST NIGHT
(Diamond) oh u like dicks?
(krazy_g_dogg) CAN U SUCK A BIG WHITE DICK
(Diamond) yea.. wanna find me one?
(Diamond) u sure don't have one
(krazy_g_dogg) YEAH UR MOMMA
(Diamond) yea my mom's dick is bigger than urs
(Diamond) she rules
(krazy_g_dogg) THATS NASTY I GUESS THATS WHY UR A HERMAPHRODITE
(Diamond) nah
(Diamond) im all women
(Diamond) more than u'll ever get =)
(krazy_g_dogg) AND YOU SHOULD KNOW WHY YOU PROBABLY FUCK UR MOMMA EVERY NIGHT
(Diamond) she'd do a better job than u =P
(krazy_g_dogg) YEAH UR DAWG WAS HAWLIN FROM HER 30 FOOT DICK AND I HEARD HER ALL THE WAY IN MISSOURI
(Diamond) aw u jealous?
(Diamond) its ok
(Diamond) they have surgery for ppl with short dicks like u
(krazy_g_dogg) YEAH U KNOW IT
(Diamond) poor baby
(krazy_g_dogg) YOU MUST WANT MINE IF YOUKEEP TALKIN ABOUT IT SO MUCH
(Diamond) well its about all u have goin for ur ugly self
(krazy_g_dogg) BYE BITCH
*pout* i was havin fun with him!!!!!!! =( they always leave when u don't want em to
(DeNiaL) he played with himself too much
(DeNiaL) and his hand cramped and stuff alot
(DeNiaL) and it got to the point he couldent even use silver ware
(DeNiaL) so he starved to death :(
rip aj!
(Layz-Bastard) ive never had a woman measure my nipples
* Layz-Bastard thinks for a second
(Adam\OutNAboot) I carry myself like a tall guy though
(Therm[Away]) dick makes up for it?
(Adam\OutNAboot) I use it as a crank
(Private-FloppyNuts) cant swear...cant have yer own name
(Private-FloppyNuts) whats next....mandatory castration?
(G[a]ngsta) you could be a professional alcoholic
(zenn) umm
(zenn) when you live in the midwest...you are a professional drunk rofl
(Kryssy) 17/f/arkansas searching for romance with 18-20/m/in or near Arkansas(Kryssy) Just cause I live in arkansas doesnt mean Im stupid
(Cannibal_17) after 2 heart attacks, open heart surgery, being shot 3 times, cut 3 times, and snake biten twice, I have had enough of that shit
im.. afraid?
(Spiced) You are a very stupid person, i got kick for that? Ther are people you type very offensive thing about other people and they are never kicked off. Who do i see about getting your spider position reposesed? huh
(Emma) im going to find me a rich man.
(Emma) suck him dry.
(Emma) and leave him.
(Emma) pretend im straight for a while..
(Emma) sweet talk the fucker.
(Emma) then leave him with no water in his toilet.
* Bungel puts on his velcro gloves and grabes a sheep
(Diamond) i wanna buy a skirt
(Diamond) hrm
(G[a]ngsta) for me?
* Sexybabe plz nawab u knee for me ask me for marry right now
(Nawab) R u need marry with me? to sexybabe
(Sexybabe) lol hmm yes#
(Diamond) i fixed the door tho =D
(Ninaka) whenever you can =)
(Diamond) haha okie
(Ninaka) yay for doors
(Diamond) woo
(Diamond) it wiggled
(Diamond) n i screwed it
(Diamond) literally!
(Diamond) =D
(Ninaka) hahah
* Ninaka cheers
(Diamond) woowoo
i need help =(
(DISCOVER_THE_DoNKEY_DiCC) any classy lady wanna hook up tonite at the motel 6 on hegenberger in oakland?
(DISCOVER_THE_DoNKEY_DiCC) where da stank ho es at tonite?
(zenn) just don't date your family members and everything will be okay
(dnetfreak) heather... hummm... Seems like I used to know a real nice girl named heather
(heather) i'm not a real nice girl though
(heather) sorry to burst your bubble
(dnetfreak) I'm sure you can be nice if you want to. I have a nice collection of rare coins that I could show you as well.
(heather) i don't wanna see coins.
(dnetfreak) ok, what do you like? I have a lot of nice things to show.
(Oli[TRL]) homosexuals are gay :\
(heather) i have to have a job
(heather) to support the 1041 kids i'm ahave
(chaosAD) aya
(heather) i'ma have*
(chaosAD) that's alot fo children to birth
(heather) i know
(heather) my hole is gonna be as big as the grand canyon :(
(^HoT_BaBe^) seriously
(^HoT_BaBe^) i am so ******* serious
(^HoT_BaBe^) my god damned *****
(^HoT_BaBe^) ]holy ****@!
(^HoT_BaBe^) blood and cottage cheese everywhere!!!!
(^HoT_BaBe^) all from my *****!!!!
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(^HoT_BaBe^) that wasn't very nice.
(^HoT_BaBe^) i'm trying to be friendly.
(^HoT_BaBe^) seriously
(^HoT_BaBe^) at least fucking acknowledge me bitch. call me a stupid dumbfuck. do something.
(^HoT_BaBe^) ok, fine. i'll call myself a stupid dumbfuck.
(^HoT_BaBe^) thanks for nothing!
lol all when i was asleep..
(NoS) yeah yeah
(NoS) kill me
* jas` gets his knife
(NoS) stab away
(jas`) nah
(jas`) too much effort
* jas` holds the knife out
(jas`) run into it
* NoS runs into it 47 times
(jas`) yay
* NoS gets his bleed on
* jas` puts a napkin under you
* NoS plugs his stab wounds with tampons
(jas`) hum.. I think ya need etra strength tampons
(NoS) yeah the over nighters
(blueyes) bewm: I told you I'm not gay...I'm honest
(bewm) ok
(bewm) ur gay and honest
(blueyes) no just honest dumbass
(blueyes) dont you get it?
(bewm) hey dumbass is my word dumbass
(blueyes) well I'm taking it from you! What you gonna do?!?
(bewm) nothing because i cant this is the web
(blueyes) yeah thats what I thought!
(Therm) cumzz`pissedoff if you have sex with your computer it will run better
(Diamond) so thats how jason does it
(cumzz`pissedoff) Therm i tried its slower now
(Therm) oh no
(Therm) Diamond yes yes thats my secret
(cumzz`pissedoff) damn thing is pregnant
(Adam\Stuff) A Hershey bar never 'has a headache'.. a Hershey bar knows you inside and out on the first date.. a Hershey bar doesn't talk back.. a Hershey bar doesn't beg for blow jobs.. a Hershey bar will still go near you when you're on your period
(Private-Fuzzynuts) id rather eat sauted squirrel nuts with a side order of pig dick
(Diamond) mmm pig dick
(G[a]ngsta) yes dia?
(Private-Fuzzynuts) ya know...at the place i used to work....we used to sell dog treats that were dehydrated bull *****
(Layz-Bastard) all hell broke loose and i had to be watching tv
(Layz-Bastard) sonofabitch
(zenn) Layz-Bastard. sit back...this one is actually decent and it doesn't involve me!
(zenn) I actualyl just drooled on myself
(badest) you is the dumass
(xap) oh man
(xap) my nipples are rock hard
(KinkyLu22) do you live in the chat room diamond?
=)
(idget) i asked her why she was prancing around like a lil fairy when she was cleaining house she says "cause girls can be fairy's"
(Look_Good) WHAT!!!! YOU TALKING TO HIM NOW ITS OVER NOW KEILI BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(kElLiEgUrL) Look_Good im not your girlfriend so stop actin like i am!!
(Look_Good) its over bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(kElLiEgUrL) it never began
aww shortest javahoe relationship yet
(crazylady188) you are really dum
(crazylady188) i know more cooler thngs then you and you are older
(crazylady188) things*
(Layz-Bastard) funniest thing ever....my dad hit his head on a garagge door....proceeded to punch the side of the house and broke his hand
(Layz-Bastard) i laughed for days
(Adam\Stuff) Boxers are too dang.. hangy
(Adam\Stuff) It took me like two days to get used to them
(Adam\Stuff) Plus one erection and it's alll over.. no way to hide anything
(Adam\Stuff) I was shuffling so carefully around the kitchen last night
(Adam\Stuff) Hm
(Ninaka) and i don't have a credit card
(Adam\Stuff) Make me an account
(Adam\Stuff) I wanted to put Sean Connery's semen up for bid
(Adam\Stuff) I have a story constructed and everything
(DiaNoFeelWell) how..
(DiaNoFeelWell) did..
(DiaNoFeelWell) nm
(Ninaka) you're a stalker adam
(Adam\Stuff) Trash cans of the rich and famous
(Dia[BusyWhore`nMuhCrack]) no one loves u
(tripper) you want me harcore
(Distroey) no because your a ditzy blonde
(Dia[BusyWhore`nMuhCrack]) ur a weirdo
(tripper) how the **** do you no
(Distroey) the way you talk the way you walk the way you **** the way you suck
(Distroey) ?
(tripper) so how did you no my hair color **** face
(tripper) explain now
(Distroey) some guy threw a cig out when i was haulign *** behind him and it landed on my hood i honked at the fooker
(jas`) brb gonna scan my penis :P
(jas`) wait
(StarKitty) lol
(jas`) it's not long enuff
(i_am_now_a_teen_ha) i just turned 13 1 hour ago
(JavaColours) spamming?
(Jsmj) thank you
(JavaColours) Lol ok
(Jsmj) no, not spamming
(JavaColours) np
(Jsmj) kill me for spamming, I'll kill you in rl
(Jsmj) lol
(JavaColours) ok thx
(JavaColours) i will check that out
(jas`) OMG misty's sister took pix of my butt
(kNeaL_Fall_Down573) omg another girl that is confused
(kNeaL_Fall_Down573) that's why I date women
(Adam\OutNAboot) ..?
(Adam\OutNAboot) Need to masquerade as a guy and your clit just ain't cutting it?
(^bro^) I wanna see ur face
(^bro^) not a cucumber in da puss
(Distroey) her house is a pit
(Distroey) or atleast her room is
(matt-smith) rotfl
(Ninaka) a pit of sexual PLEASURE
(Ninaka) no wait
(Ninaka) tha'ts me
(Guest88036) dont u get lonely in the corner of machines
(Guest88036) ??????????
(RoyRidgewell) naww
(RoyRidgewell) sometimes they give me sexual pleasure
(Guest88036) no they dont
(RoyRidgewell) But only when i ask nice..
(RoyRidgewell) Yes!
(RoyRidgewell) they do
(Guest88036) i should know
(DiaNoFeelWell) omg the other day
(DiaNoFeelWell) i was complainin bout that ass
(DiaNoFeelWell) and
(DiaNoFeelWell) all these guys started gettin on my case
(DiaNoFeelWell) sayin what did i expect.. every guy is like that
(DiaNoFeelWell) so i started defendin the good guys!
(DiaNoFeelWell) n they became even more bigger assholes to me
(DiaNoFeelWell) *grumbles*
(Adam\Stuff) Haha
(Adam\Stuff) See
(Adam\Stuff) That right there
(Adam\Stuff) Is the greatest example of our stupidity
(DiaNoFeelWell) YEA
(clint) what's the difference in heaven and my pants?
(clint) :P
(QueenMichelle) haha
(QueenMichelle) i dun know =((
(clint) Wanna find out?
(clint) :P
(QueenMichelle) a big stick?
(QueenMichelle) lol
(Distroey) heven is a whole lot bigger?
(clint) I'm sure my pants is alot like heaven
(clint) heh
(QueenMichelle) hahah
(QueenMichelle) wtf is heven
(QueenMichelle) lOl
(clint) Distroey: *pokes u in ur eye*
(QueenMichelle) the devil has the biggest dick =))
(Dia[dryinhair-n-talkin2morons]) nekkid donnie pics first
(cumzz) woohoo
(cumzz) if i had a scanner Laura you would get them
(Dia[dryinhair-n-talkin2morons]) haha
(Dia[dryinhair-n-talkin2morons]) excuses excuses
(Schmutzig) hey cz, send them to me and ill scan them for her
(cumzz) id send Miku some too to get aop....lol
(StormyDawn) is i hate going to bed yet i love to sleep
(Diamond) haha yea
* Booter is the same way]
(Diamond) the best is wakin up after a nice rest.. but sucks goin there
(Booter) or, when you have to take a piss real bad, but your too **** comfortable to get up
(StormyDawn) i hate having to go to bed cause i feel i have no "maggie" time
(Diamond) haha yea
(StormyDawn) I KNOW THAT FEELINg
(Booter) and your afraid if you get up, you'll never get back to that same comfortablness again
(StormyDawn) thats why i wear diapers now
(Diamond) ack
(Mich-BBl) or when people get pissed off because youdont feel like telling them why your mad and you just want to have a moment to yourself?
(Booter) lol
(StormyDawn) or when someone puts sugar in ur gas tank
(StormyDawn) and u have to buy a new engine
(Mich-BBl) or when you accidently run someone over because you want the points =(
(Diamond) YEA
* Booter is listening to Christina Aguilera - Will the real slim shady please shut up
(Mich-BBl) you only meant to tap them
(StormyDawn) or when u put a stool softener in your professors coffee
(JamesKeenan) Booter: do not do it again or i will be forced to akill you
(Booter) I like to hear feedback on some stuff that I need to work on
* Booter tells JamesKeenan , "Hey your village just called, they're missing their idiot!"
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(sexybabe) where arew u from
(iron-dick) toronto
(sexybabe) oh well its only 2 hours
(sexybabe) lol
(iron-dick) still wanna have sex relations
(iron-dick) ??
(SiKeS) man
(SiKeS) im gonna be in so good shape
(SiKeS) ill be able to flash people
(SiKeS) and they will have orgasms in the street
(Roy\readin) you give me orgasms anyway matt
(HeathersSexSlave) Who ever made java didnt do a good job at all :P
(ashli) ain't java cofee
(xap) I swear, it's an energy drain immediately following load dispersal(xap) and yes, I am talking about CUMMING
(heather) chinese. hooray is the #1 way to tell everyone in the room that you are homosexual
(rainbow21) does ne guy wanna cht
(rainbow21) i dont wanna cyber that is for ppl who cant get ne
(Gateway) I can't get any and I dont cyber
(xap) to be honest, I've never gotten a chub @ a strip club
(xap) even when I'm getting a lapdance
(v0rt3x) I saw this stripper once
(v0rt3x) she almost broke her neck
(xap) I like strippers!
(xap) especially the hot ones
(v0rt3x) she was doing her little act on the stage
(v0rt3x) and like
(xap) I don't like the fugly ones
(v0rt3x) she was upside down
(v0rt3x) sliding slowly down the pole
(xap) I saw one fall yesterday ;(
(v0rt3x) but she ended up hittin some ky jelly and went
(v0rt3x) SMACK
(v0rt3x) right into the floor
(Dimes) man i ve been on line for 6yrs
(AnGeL_DrEaM) meeh jus 3 years or less
(Creeping_Death) so... asl everyone
(Dimes) that is awesome
(DeltaWolf) i use to be online all the time, that was 3 years ago, i have just been back on here for abotu 2 weeks
(Creeping_Death) ive been on for 5 min
(Foxy_BiArTcH69) true
(Foxy_BiArTcH69) is it cool in the us????
(DeltaWolf) bout 20 degrees here right now
(DeltaWolf) dont know the celcius
(Foxy_BiArTcH69) because you know i live all the way on the oda side of the eaqrth and at the moment it's nice and sunny and it's about 4.30pm finished skool at about 3.10pm so i am pretty tierd
(DeltaWolf) lol
(Dia[OffReadinBhagavadGita]) uh.. its 7pm here and im in the us
(Dia[OffReadinBhagavadGita]) how can u be on the other side of the earth?
(Dunkley) my bf dick was 12''
(scottito) nah no way
(Jeff) lol
(scottito) unless my dogs packin some heavy meat
(scottito) he said u walked home lieka penguin
(Dunkley) my dogs was bull dog and my cats has 9
(Jeff) a 9" incher cat
(JET_KO) who are SIDD69? 69 = Oral sex and anal sex
uh?
(Booter-WorkinOnSite) I finally got it up
* Babes jumps in the shower with you
(Adam\Shower) Haha
(Adam\Shower) Woot
(Babes) i smell like a dirty dog
(Babes) lol
(Babes) pass the bodywash
* Adam\Shower drops the soap
(Adam\Shower) Whoops
(Babes) O_O
* NoS jumps in the shower with adam n babes
(NoS) haha
(Babes) AHHHHH
* Babes runs out
* Adam\Shower kicks Yonv out
(NoS) make way for fanny
(Adam\Shower) Gah
(NoS) fanny comin through
* Babes slips and falls and cracks her skull open
(Adam\Shower) !!
* Adam\Shower tackles and give Kat CPR
(NoS) naked cpr
(NoS) kekekeke
(Babes) CPR!?
(Babes) i cracked my skull
(Adam\Shower) It was CPR.. on your skull
(Babes) I'M BLEEDING FROM THE HEAD
* NoS puts a maxi pad on the side of babe's head
* Adam\Shower puts a garter belt around Kat's head to hold the pad in place
(Star_Princess) sneak out
(Star_Princess) murder your parents
(SiKeS) eat their young?
(Star_Princess) arent you their young?
(SiKeS) oh ****
(\\`hitestar) Sex is like snow fall, you never know how many inches you're going to get, or how long it's going to last
(liq) **** off
(sexybabe) hey **** u off into u ******* ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(angelgal) **** u
(sexybabe) **** u huh that so boring languge
(liq) so is yours
(angelgal) u r ugly ur dad gets more guyz than u
(sexybabe) u lick all dogs in world ******* top of the world recond haha
cute lil javahoes =)
(virus_king) THANKS ALOT FOR ALL THOSE NAMES YOU DUMB *** BECAUSE TOMMOROW YOUR COMPUTER WILL BE ****** bECAUSE BIG GUY KICKS *** AND CANADA ROCKS ***** GO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(PUPPY_POWER) ok your frist question for 100$ what does snoe turn into after it vaprates
([A]liboo) um..a thing of cotton candy
(PUPPY_POWER) close
([A]liboo) i'm right ******
(PUPPY_POWER) ok your frist question for 100$ what does snow turn into after it vaprates after cotton candy
([A]liboo) a crab
(PUPPY_POWER) close and dpn't call me damit
([A]liboo) and then you get crabs
([A]liboo) i'll call you whatever i want too ******
(PUPPY_POWER) ok second question for 2000,000$$$ there are still more questions don't worry ok here it is who was the frist person to land on the moon
([A]liboo) michael jackson
(PUPPY_POWER) how smart are you
([A]liboo) pretty stupid
(AnGeL_DrEaM) he was saying he was getting head from his gf wen he PMed meeh
(SiKeS) lol
(SiKeS) that'd be tight
(AnGeL_DrEaM) lol
(SiKeS) i love stretching tho
(SiKeS) i think it'd be really tight to be stetching, grubbin and getting head at the same time
...more comin =)
(newest ones on the top.. if u haven't figured it out)