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Once upon a time....
03/01/02 - these pretty much suck since i haven't been on much.. sowwy lol
(YonvHatesHisRoomies) hes a nice guy
(YonvHatesHisRoomies) but
(YonvHatesHisRoomies) a jar of mayo... has a higher IQ
(Str8Boricua1) so like would you people meet someone for the first time and say to them: umm would you let me put it in your butt i dont know something like that seriously?
(^bro^) dun lie
(QueenMichelle) i aint lying
(^bro^) m hm
(QueenMichelle) eat me
(^bro^) ok
(QueenMichelle) =(
(^bro^) pull down your panties
(Jsmj) ded --dead
(Jsmj) Btw
(Jsmj) I'd just like to make it known
(Jsmj) I object to spelling dead with an a
(Jsmj) I mean, think about it
(Jsmj) Bed is spelled without an a....
(Jsmj) Red is spelled without an a
(Jsmj) so WHY in the HELL does dead have to have an a?
(AnGeL_DrEaM) oh yeah.. huh
(AnGeL_DrEaM) the e thing makes the same sound
(AnGeL_DrEaM) but oh well
(Ninaka) because if you put A in Red.. i'td be READ
bored ppl huh lol
* Diamond pokes ur nose
* The_Devil_Inside beeps
(The_Devil_Inside) haha
(The_Devil_Inside) like them guys
(The_Devil_Inside) from uhm..from
(The_Devil_Inside) seseme street
(The_Devil_Inside) HONK HONK!
(Sexypower) hello
(Sexypower) i am so nice person
(Sexypower) bit swear like that
(Britney) can you speak English?
(Sexypower) yah i english u r thick hed
(Sexypower) i live uk
(heatherlyn) cus like
(heatherlyn) either of us
(heatherlyn) are scratchin our dicks
(heatherlyn) ya know?
(heatherlyn) so they cal us the monkey brothers
(heatherlyn) lol
(Diamond) lol
* Diamond wants to quote that really bad
(heatherlyn) lol
(heatherlyn) HAHAHA
(Diamond) poor heatha
(heatherlyn) you'll have to make people know that it's me
(heatherlyn) lolol
(Diamond) but why? =P
(heatherlyn) poor clinterlyn
(heatherlyn) lol
(SiKeS) that is. im pissed.
(SiKeS) im starting a boy band.
(MagiK[a]) NO ONE IS HOME :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(MagiK[a]) FUK
(Distroey) ?
(Distroey) trying to get a hooker?
(MagiK[a]) yea
(MagiK[a]) or 2
(MagiK[a]) Evan, r u free?!?
(Diamond) hows u?
(chaosAD) i'm ok
(chaosAD) i made 100 bucks this morning
(Diamond) see jonah theres ur man
* MagiK[a] winx at Ryan
(Adam\OutNAboot) I cut my hair today
(Adam\OutNAboot) By myself
(Adam\OutNAboot) My mother was pretty upset
(Adam\OutNAboot) Only five bald spots!
(Distroey) can i bend over for you?
(Distroey) lol
(Dia[playinwitnewpics]) i dun wanna see any hairy asses damnit
(Oliver) good thing i wax my ***
(Distroey) lol
(Oliver) or rather... would wax it if it was hairy
(Distroey) i got enough hair on my *** to cushion my fall from a 5 story building
(Oliver) lucky......... u..
(Distroey) lol
(Oliver) sum of us still have to take the stairs :(
(Roy\maybelayindown) http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/missafghan.jpg
(heather) you're a ******
(JustBallin) you r
(Oliver) and a ***** *** whos ******* and ***** aswell as so ******** that *** and ***-
(Oliver) omfg roy
(Oliver) i hate u
* Oliver is blinde
(clint) my mom once said
(clint) "clint if you keep hitting yourself in the forehead.. you're gonna hurt something!"
(clint) My grandma once said
(clint) "If you dont keep the dinky where it belongs.. it'll be replaced with a twinky at home."
(Babes) so what youre trying to say is
(Babes) your whole family needs to be laid
(clint) I get laid more than anyone in my family
(clint) so :)
*** ThornWithin is now known as Ryan-Urinating
(Rups) there should be a legal age of consent for cybering
(thatcanadianguy) A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found.
(thatcanadianguy) So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
(thatcanadianguy) A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
(thatcanadianguy) The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
(thatcanadianguy) The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
(SiKeS) so let me understand... if U is dominant for ugly.. and a Uu Male marries a Uu female there is only a 1/4 chance the baby wont be ugly (uu homozygous recessive)
(SiKeS) so ugly can cure ugly
(SiKeS) proving my theory.
(SiKeS) my children do have a chance!
(SiKeS) but hey
(SiKeS) if you married a not ugly person
(SiKeS) then you'd have a 75% chance your kid wont be ugly
(SiKeS) if you're heterozygous dominant ugly that is
(SiKeS) genetics is fun
(SiKeS) yes
(SiKeS) i think i will take the time to figure out stupid fat and ugly
(SiKeS) omg
(SiKeS) what an idea
(SiKeS) i will make a genetics website
(SiKeS) explaining genetics.
(SiKeS) i will call it.. "the ugly in you"
(Dia[off-shooting-self]) not THAT confident
(SiKeS) lol
(Dia[off-shooting-self]) if a guy looked in the mirror more than he looked at me.. i'd have probs
(SiKeS) is it over confident if u kiss ur bicept everytime u run into a mirror?
(Dia[off-shooting-self]) o man if a guy took longer to get ready than me.. wow
(Dia[off-shooting-self]) yes =P
(SiKeS) ****
(toddy) im 10
(Diamond) ah
(Diamond) so i was 12 when u were born
(Diamond) ew
(Diamond) roysta we're old
(ultra-gohan) lol
(ultra-gohan) me too
(ultra-gohan) im old
(ultra-gohan) im 14
(Diamond) thats... old?
(ultra-gohan) lol
(ultra-gohan) yeah
(ultra-gohan) i feel old
(Diamond) ur 14
(ultra-gohan) lmao
(Diamond) an u say ur old
(Diamond) im 22
(Diamond) an
(KaNNabI) i'm 13, i'm young
(ultra-gohan) lol
(Diamond) what am i?! ancient!?!?
* Diamond sighs
(Diamond) god
(ultra-gohan) ur concidered ancient wen you hit 70
(ultra-gohan) lol
(Diamond) but u say ur 14 year old self is old
(ultra-gohan) lol
(ultra-gohan) i FEEL old
* toddy is selling lil 2 year old bro for 1 cent
(Therm) heather goto #therm'shouseofel33tnakedness :)
(heather) haha
(heather) ummmm
(Ryan-kindahere) laura gives good sex
(Oliver) what guy is lazy enuf to let her GIVE the sex?
(Oliver) meh.
(Ryan-kindahere) me
(Ninaka) if the chick is hot enough
(Ninaka) who cares
angie i love ya haha
(PowerRad) Why
(PowerRad) Do I have the sudden urge
(PowerRad) To shave my head.. and cover it with chia pet paste
(PowerRad) Then let it grow
* PowerRad is an odd child
(Lauralee) spread the loooveee.. spread the looooveeee..
(Diamond) lol
* Vipe spreads
(Lauralee) love
(Diamond) i read that wrong
(Lauralee) not legs
(Vipe) ah
(Diamond) yea
(Megan`) 3. When I imagine the naked body of an extremely attractive person, I get the urge to:
(Megan`) masturbate like a frenzied chimp.
(Megan`) drip hot wax on my offensive, revolting private parts.
(Megan`) ok u think..... dripping hot wax should be like a cleansing from the devils work....
(Megan`) but dont like some ppl get off one it?
* Royster coughs
(Megan`) sorry did i spill yer secret?
(Royster) not mine
*** Dark_Goddess is now known as KaliNfectingURcowsWiFanthrax
(BoNNer) i haae a hard dick
(BoNNer) my dick is hard
»»» bedtimeali-worg-sleepforreal kicked BoNNer (you can't even spell boner right *rolls her eyes*)
(spanked_by_girls) yeah us guys are engaged in heavy discussions involving having , or not having a ***** , an the merits of guy's pissing in their pants
* N1X is notorious for his milk
(N1X) er something
(Vipe) lol
(Vipe) omg......im not even gonna think about what u do with macaroni and cheese
* Vipe shudders
(N1X) instant mac!
*** MagiK[PhoneWithCarmen] is now known as MagiK[InfatuatedWithCarmen]
(Adam\Stuff) I thought that said
(Adam\Stuff) MagiK[InfatuatedWithCamel]
(Distroey) hey i found something better then lauras boobs lol
(SiKeS) miku whats ur favorite porn site?
(JavaColours) www.chat-place.org
(crocodile_dundee) hi tupac
(crocodile_dundee) what a NAME
(tupac) asl
*** crocodile_dundee (ChaTz@=G5zxyv049-208-485-19.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
(Mich-MissingBooter) a hard dick will make the sex last
(Mich-MissingBooter) just wanted you guys to know
(Therm) if i was addikted to the net why would i be passing college
(Mich-MissingBooter) kewl
(Mich-MissingBooter) my friend is addikted to the net and she is passing college
(Mich-MissingBooter) dia is addikted she is passing college
(SiKeS) *** Now talking in #lesbian
(SiKeS) *** Topic is '@~ For User : AOP IS FULL For Aop : DON'T BEGGER AOP FOR ANOTHER CHANNEL For Sop : DON'T TO TRY ADD AOP IN THIS CHANNEL ~@ Wait For A New Year...'
(SiKeS) lesbians are stupid sometimes
(Megan`) u know wots so cute .. the way aaron says my name and how he says owie and booboo
(Megan`) hehe
awwwwwwwww!!!!! i gotta so visit u 2 n watch haha..er.. watch u 2 be cute that is.. *shuddups*
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(skimpyangel) hi this is skimpy angel what are you doing? merhaba are you turkish? where do u live in Turkey? I have been 2 Marmaris!
(muffin-man) do you now the muffin man
(S|lv3r_L|ghTn|Ng) *dok*
(S|lv3r_L|ghTn|Ng) uhm..
(S|lv3r_L|ghTn|Ng) yeah that was SUPPOSED to say *dork*
(ZacAlive) how often do you poop?
(ZacAlive) as in..have bowell movements?
(matt-smith) ZacAlive please dont act like that torward kids
(matt-smith) lol
(matt-smith) she's prolly 13 years old
(baby13) how did you know
(starfruit) Jonah
(starfruit) when you pee
(starfruit) do you wipe it
(starfruit) or just shake it?
(Ambers) i HATE liars.
(BadMammaJamma) i don't lie do i?
(Ambers) i dont know you
(Ambers) but if you lie...i dont like you
(BadMammaJamma) you never lie amber?
(Ambers) yeh...but not constantly
lol i know what she means.. but thats juts funny
...more comin =)
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