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Once upon a time....
02/01/02
(Britney) Jeremy put my anus hair in a pretty pink bow
(Britney) u wanna my big dicky dick dick with cheese on top TOE NAIL CHEESE WITH BIG PLOPS OF HAM FROM A PIG
(Britney) sorry
(Britney) i will behave
(Herillio) that was random
(Ninaka) Big-Fat-Ass: haha if you feel the need to scan it, don't deny the urge
(QueenMichelle) The Pillsbury Doughboy Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 7l. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin.
(Ryan-sleep) laura smoked cock
(Ryan-sleep) haha
(Diamond) mmmm
(Diamond) cock
(Diamond) *drool*
(Adam\BRB) ....
* Adam\BRB forces you to put those in your own quotes
(ladies_man) my favorite position is anal
(Jesus_Christ) behold the end of times is at hand
(Babes) oh god
(Jesus_Christ) you must repent
(Babes) you must burn in hell
(Babes) jesus dont chat.
(Babes) :P
(Jesus_Christ) for i will forgive your sins
(Babes) blahblahblalh
(Babes) i go to a catholic school, but youre jesus
(Babes) yous houdl know that already
(Babes) dont gimme any shpiel about repentence
(Jesus_Christ) you are commiting a great sin
(Babes) how do you figure
»»» Babes changed topic at 04:03 to ' WelCome To TeenChatz EnJoy Your Stay!! [17:58] **** you all '
(Jesus_Christ) 666
(Jesus_Christ) i am Satan
(Babes) you must repent.
(Babes) you are committing a great sin
(Jesus_Christ) **** you *****
* Babes bats her eyes n flaps her wings
(Babes) g2g
(Jesus_Christ) you fucken *****
»»» JavaColours kicked Jesus_Christ (When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. 1Cor.13:11 -- «:[Y]ou're Victim Number 1000048:»)
(Mich-NeedMeMsgMe) so jeremy sho me yous pp
(PreludeRacr) sho you mine??
(PreludeRacr) what do you mean?
(Mich-NeedMeMsgMe) yes
(Mich-NeedMeMsgMe) show me your pecker
(PreludeRacr) lol
(PreludeRacr) not enough screen it's not fair for me because it won't capture it all
(PreludeRacr) the file will be so big I don't want you cpu to crash
(PreludeRacr) lol
(GreenEyes) I have a nice thick long huge wang chelle
(Rule1neverDateFatBroads) yo yo where da honeyz at??
(Aaron) hey dicklips
(mm) yea hi anthony
(mm) Aaron: U can say hi to anthony but not me?
(A`Sneezing`Cow) yea hi matt
(Aaron) I was talking to you
(Aaron) .
* mm ***** slaps
(Aaron) haha
(Aaron) *dickslaps*
(Aaron) biatch
(A`Sneezing`Cow) aw
(A`Sneezing`Cow) you guys fighting over me?
(mm) no
(A`Sneezing`Cow) oh i see how it is
(A`Sneezing`Cow) it's one of those "no you love him more!..no you love him more"! situations
(addict3d) dia: my nipples have hair
(B|aCk-MaGiX) n Polar bears eat out of my trash at nite
(chaosAD) some things
(chaosAD) are better left unsaid
(Babes) vaginal smear
(Babes) vaginal smear
(Babes) vaginal smear
(Babes) i spent 8 bucks at mcdonalds
(Babes) dont get me started
(Layz-Bastard) 8 bucks?
(chaosAD) 8 bucks
(Layz-Bastard) jesus woman
(chaosAD) geez
(Dia[shoppin]) haha
(Dia[shoppin]) hungry?
(chaosAD) what the hell
(Layz-Bastard) whatd you buy?
(Babes) :(
(Babes) 20 piece
* Babes cries
(Mich-NMMM) Boyfriends are like pushing on a bruise, you know its going to hurt but you want to do it anyways
(Stephanie) hmm for once you make sense
(obiit) bruises heal faster if you push them
(obiit) helps your circulation and regeneration of damaged tissue
(Babes) i thought you said
(Babes) boyfriends were like a bruise
(Babes) n i was just like ...hmm...something painful that goes away after awhile...
(Babes) so really sex is like a bruise
(Babes) right?
(QueenMichelle) sex hurts?
(obiit) I'm loose because I limber up every morning
(obiit) I do hip rotations
(obiit) and hamstring stretches
(obiit) one day I will do the splits
(obiit) and then the world
(Lauralee) giving head makes me nautious
(Lauralee) ..not that I've done it recently
(DeNiaL) you make me feel like a bad person :(
(heather) how
(DeNiaL) all those years you corrupted me
(DeNiaL) i was just young and innocent
(LauRa) hahaha
(addict3d) he was pure and full of heart
(heather) it wasn't just *me* that corrupted u :x
(heather) your brother helped a looooooot
(DeNiaL) uh huh sure
(DeNiaL) i thought it was just fun
(DeNiaL) me calling you master
(DeNiaL) i realize now!
(addict3d) this padded bra is getting on my nerves
(QueenMichelle) dude i sucked the whole baseball team off
(Mich-DyingSick) XANTHE
(SilverSkye) mich!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mich-DyingSick) if i had a dick would you suck it?
(SilverSkye) ummm ok
(Mich-DyingSick) =/
(SilverSkye) hehe
(Mich-DyingSick) its a yes or no question
(S|lv3r_L|ghTn|Ng) that's a really odd question.
(SilverSkye) I guess
(Mich-DyingSick) no its not
-ChanServ:#teenchatz- Diamond voiced Layz-*******
(Diz-Coff_Eeing) so i teased the **** out of her
(Diz-Coff_Eeing) ....not litterally
(DannyKeith) Just so you all know. From my own personal experiance about 3 days ago. DO NOT and I repeat...DO NOT use Nair Removal Cream on your nuts. You will be in a type of pain no man should have to endure.
(Mich-PhuckOff-PissedOff) my friend i already told danny this so he doesnt need to listen LOl
(Mich-PhuckOff-PissedOff) she told me that when i sit on my feet im masturbating =((
(insaneballofire) hey does anyone know what con con is
(insaneballofire) con.con
(Royster) usually a windows command
(Royster) a bug in kernel32
(insaneballofire) hehehehe
(insaneballofire) i know what it is
(Royster) crashes your system completely
(insaneballofire) no it doesnt
(insaneballofire) your such a retard
(insaneballofire) it doesnt crash you
(insaneballofire) if i wanted to crash you all i would have to do is type a few words
(insaneballofire) but im nice so....
(chaosAD) A person who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
(Lots-of-Blonde) no
(Lots-of-Blonde) i'm a blonde
(Lots-of-Blonde) lol
(Lots-of-Blonde) does any1 cyber
(Dia[page]) how old r u?
(Lots-of-Blonde) 17
(Dia[page]) make sense
(chaosAD) ok i'm definately meet in you
(chaosAD) meetin
(mm) JamesKeenan: A serious question, you've been a mental home haven't you?
(Mich-Dead-MissingBooter) **** ME IN THE *** IN LAGGIN LIKE A MOTHER ****** AND I WANT THIS ******* SONG
(PhAtFugLyBiAtChYHoe) omg this is so wierd seeing michelle censored
(Mich-Dead-MissingBooter) I WANT THE MOTHER ******* SONG SON OF A BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(Shadoe) I give hickies that last for months
(Shadoe) :oX
(Shadoe) ~I drew blood once~
(LampostHugger) i tryed to write in my diary whilst extremely drunk in the pub yesterday
(LampostHugger) its a trajic attempt
* Diamond shakes her head
(LampostHugger) tragic*
(Diamond) makes ur um
(LampostHugger) i can hardly read it lol
(Diamond) nick make sense tho
(LampostHugger) oh yeah
(LampostHugger) [16:12] (EpOna`) sineads dad found me last night sitting in the street hugging a lampost
(LampostHugger) [16:13] (EpOna`) LMAO
(LampostHugger) [16:13] (EpOna`) he came and said to me "most people hug tree's not lamposts"
(LampostHugger) i thought the lampost was my mum
(LampostHugger) weird
(LampostHugger) lol
* Booter is going to shave his head tomorrow
(Diamond) ack
(Diamond) why
(Diamond) u have nice hair
(mm) so it looks like his balls
(mm) lol
(Booter) tired of dealing wit my hair
(Diamond) U SHAVE UR BALLS?!
(The_Devil_Inside) man
(The_Devil_Inside) one day
(The_Devil_Inside) I woke up in the middle of the night
(The_Devil_Inside) ....
(The_Devil_Inside) uhm
(The_Devil_Inside) yeah...
(The_Devil_Inside) anyway
(The_Devil_Inside) I woke up
(S|lv3r_L|ghTn|Ng) The_Devil_Inside: that's so sad.
(The_Devil_Inside) and I was tickling myself
(The_Devil_Inside) I know
(The_Devil_Inside) but like
(The_Devil_Inside) the tickling is what woke me up
(The_Devil_Inside) I was all WTF!
* The_Devil_Inside walks off
(toosite) any boy want to chat with a 14 year old black girl??? ohh i'm fine too\ press 4220 now
(toosite) megan i'm not trying to be mean but i'm not gay
(Megan`) errrrr
(toosite) what i'm so scared
(Megan`) of coutrse yer gay.... yer a java user der
(toosite) bi##h i'm not gay i love boys boys boys boys boys i do adoor they put they # on the paper cause they would love to date me/ now what
(DelNoah) my gf itches my, uhhhh, well I'll shut up now.
(Dave5) .....
(Dave5) actually
(Dave5) id like to know how u were gonna finish that
(Dave5) because im thinking about different things
(Dave5) and some of them would hurt
(Dave5) D:'
(S|lv3r_L|ghTn|Ng) i'm thinking about my kneecaps.
* Diamond itches ur knee
* Dave5 itches his bum
(S|lv3r_L|ghTn|Ng) ty ty ty ty dia dia dia dia!!!!
(DelNoah) lol, well, I always complain about how my nuts itch sometimes, and she sticks her hand down my pants and itches it for me :P
(Dave5) i wonder if ill decide to donate sperm
(Dave5) i mean i can get off real fast
(Dave5) so like
(Dave5) maybe i could set some record
(Dave5) and get more money for it
(Dave5) heh
(Diamond) thats um
(Diamond) not somethin every girl wants to hear
(sexychocolicious) lol
(sexychocolicious) u r right
(Dave5) no nononono
(Dave5) dia i can make it last real long too =\
(Diamond) ooh..
(Diamond) ok
(Dave5) i can
(Diamond) u sure?
(Dave5) goto the extremes
(Dave5) yes =\
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) k
(Diamond) =)
(Dave5) i can go like
(Dave5) 20 times if i wanted
(Diamond) haha
(muchi) haha why are we talking about this?
(Dave5) just require like 2 minute intervals
(Dave5) :)
(Diamond) i have no idea
(pliskin-12) does anyone want a bj
(AFRONUTS) right here
(pliskin-12) suck deez nuts
(ed_the_punk) so any girls wanna rape me
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bad heatha!
(triton) what is a java hoe
(warm_n_fuzzy_nuts) Diamond ...yur like a few other bad apples that spoil the OP's reputation...yur a hopeless totalitarian little **** who misuses yur position , an hides behind the anonimity of a nickname ...yur a cowardly piece of **** ...but rembember this , what goes around comes around !!!
*sniffle* and.. all i did.. was tell him to leave.. gosh.. *sniff*
(Distroey) i'm surrounded by girls in my spanish class =/ one of them offered my tampons today, should have taken em and made her look funny
(Distroey) lol
(Distroey) instead i just laughed a no
(Distroey) sigh
(Diamond) haha
(Distroey) guess she is more weird then i
(Diamond) yes
* Diamond offers u a pad
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(NinaMarie) Hi
(NinaMarie) fuzzy velvet pants you told him
..eh?
(trinnity) last time i had sex was monday nite
(trinnity) i would have had sex last nite but i fell asleep
(The_Devil_Inside) stop with the ****** swearing you mother ******* **** sucking hunks of *** raping whored out **** rag **** sniffers!
(sexy_gal) im known as the local prossi
(Andy155) make me aop please
(ApathyMan) sure Andy155
(ApathyMan) no problem
(ApathyMan) i'm filling out the forms right now
(Andy155) apathyman wat forms
(ApathyMan) the aop forms
(ApathyMan) what do you want your access name to be?
(Andy155) Andy155
(ApathyMan) ok
(ApathyMan) how old are you?
(Andy155) 12
(ApathyMan) oh
(ApathyMan) you are too young to be an aop in teenchatz
(ApathyMan) you're not quite a teen yet
(ApathyMan) i'm sorry
(Andy155) im only messing
(Andy155) 15/m/ireland
(Andy155) im 15
(ApathyMan) well since you lied
(ApathyMan) you fail to meet the standards of aop'smanship of teenchatz
(Andy155) please apathyman
(ApathyMan) we must subject ourselves to the strictest of regulations and guidelines
(Andy155) please
(ApathyMan) sorry
(Andy155) please aop me im brilliant at ops
(QueenMichelle) and colorado sucks
(QueenMichelle) =)
(chaosAD) o
(chaosAD) ic
(chaosAD) the little redneck town of south par colorado
(chaosAD) park*
(QueenMichelle) umm no
(chaosAD) hehe
(QueenMichelle) i dun even live close to south park
(chaosAD) whoa
(chaosAD) south park is a real town in colorado?
(Convict) im in love,,i just cant wait,,,i have a date
(baby_boo) congrats convict
(Convict) thank you
(baby_boo) welcome
(Convict) i have a date
(baby_boo) really?
(Convict) im the happiest boy around
(Convict) tonight
(baby_boo) how sweet!
(Convict) the cutest girl i could ever see
(baby_boo) well that's cause you never seen me
(heather) your noodle is not yummy when it's limp
* heather spits
(ZacAlive) i think we're talking about two different things
(heather) nahhhhh
(phr33k) i'm like, "unf its not mine, unf its not mine..yeah baby"
(phr33k) i'm glad i'm not fathering a child
(heather) yes u are
(phr33k) screw that crap
(heather) don't deny your child zac
(phr33k) no i'm not..shut it
(heather) i'll raise him to beat your ass
(heather) :x
(phr33k) i'll have him destroyed
(heather) see this man, the one with the evil horns? SICK 'EM
(phr33k) yay
(MEEKS) Hello cutiepie
(Guest73896) let me tell u some thing
(MEEKS) Howdy stranger, this is Howser
(Guest73896) u suck
(MEEKS) How are you?
(sweet_gummybear) hi meeks
(MEEKS) Who are you?
(cumzz) MEEKS do you have s e x with farm animals
(sweet_gummybear) lol
(MEEKS) Who are you?
(sweet_gummybear) a figment of your imagination
(MEEKS) Nice to meet you
(sweet_gummybear) you too
(MEEKS) How are you?
(sweet_gummybear) great and you?
(MEEKS) That's amazing
(MEEKS) Where were we...
*shakes head* i think mikachu was bored
(MEEKS) I love speaking in Arnold quotes
(Guest46063) youll never get any in your whole life ugly
(Guest46063) hahahahaha
(Guest46063) LOSER
(MEEKS) Stop whining!
(Guest46063) **** you bastered
(MEEKS) Stop whining!
(Guest46063) so why are you on stupid
(MEEKS) You son of a *****!
(Guest46063) hhahahahahah
(Guest46063) 'yea thats gonna hurt my feelings ******
(MEEKS) You know you're the girl of my dreams
(MEEKS) You must be very proud of yourself
(Guest46063) oh yea
(MEEKS) Just do what I tell you
(Guest46063) okay stupid NOT
(MEEKS) Don't ******** me
(Guest46063) i don't have time for you ugly dudes loser i go on to; make fun of you people
(MEEKS) Wrong!
(Guest46063) lOSER
(MEEKS) Negative
(Guest46063) have you seen the movie LOSER thats you
(MEEKS) What do you want?
(Guest46063) he might even be better
(Guest46063) than your ***
(Guest46063) ******
(MEEKS) Stop whining!
(Guest46063) well it was fun making fun of your *** now i have to leave school and go out with my FRIENDS
(Guest46063) too bad you don't have any
(Guest46063) hgahahahahahaha
(Guest46063) LOSER
(MEEKS) I'm a cop you idiot!
(MEEKS) Who are you?
(PunkBoy) DOES anyone know where i can get a FREE PHYSIC READING?
(Stephanie) DIA! what r u doin to ur hair!
(Dia[dryinhair]) drying it!
(Stephanie) WHAT COLOR!?
(neglected) settin here in my boxers playin with my dingaling isn't fun
(Megan`) hehehe im doing good hows u>
(Megan`) u missed my cleavage yesterday lol
(Skinny_Pimp) anyone thats had sex is hooked on sex id say
(Aaron) How did the waxing thing get passed onto matt
(Dizzy) beats me
(Aaron) I was telling joe to wax his genitals
(adam\stuff) Whenever I'm in a parking lot and I see a handicapped parking sign
(adam\stuff) I leap on the pole and seductively slide down, one leg outstretched and curled around it
(matt-smith) lol
(matt-smith) personal problem?
(matt-smith) =O
(adam\stuff) Much to the embarassment of the people with me
* Asmoranomar squeezes bia's milky white titties
(binitza) haha
* binitza squeezes tom's rash prone dick
i love those 2.. they entertain so much
(MEEKS) Hope you left room for my fist because i'm going to ram it into your stomach!
(binitza) no
(binitza) i know this guy
(binitza) who was masturbating in the shower
(binitza) n he got
(binitza) a carpet rash =\
(Babes) washcloth?
(Asmoranomar) haha
(binitza) poor guy
(adam\sleep) That's his own damn fault for putting carpet in the shower
(Asmoranomar) whats this about me being pussy whipped?!?!?!?!
(adam\sleep) Well you are
(Smooerman) What's really bad is when you get that phlegm midway between your throat and your nose.
(Smooerman) And there's no way to get it out.
(MEEX) You can if you drain your sinuses
(MEEX) An interesting way to do that is to drink some water, let it sit in your throat, then close your mouth and blow out your nose
mmm.. 7am conversations
* SiKeS has big ego now
(Layz-Bastard) cause you saw a big black guy piss on mcdonalds?
(S|lv3r_L|ghTn|Ng) ew
(SiKeS) no
(SiKeS) cuz the strippers said im "so ****** cute"
* SiKeS giggles
matt's a dork if u all didn't know lol
(HotWheels13) im in 8th grade
(Royster) i'm 43 and a pig farmer from guatemala
(_NaTe_) yea.. and my name is Betty even tho my nick is _NaTe_
(_NaTe_) hey.. SO AM I
(HotWheels13) my boy friends name is bryan
(_NaTe_) i bet his dick is 3 inches
(HotWheels13) so beet that
(HotWheels13) no its not
(HotWheels13) you meen 9 in
(Herillio) I suddenly got a paula abdul song stuck in my head
(Herillio) *twitches*
hm.. reminds me of jake *hides*
(JavaColours) ricky martin
(JavaColours) ask him
(Suaey) HAH that fag, as if
(Suaey) nah man shakira, shes a fox
(Suaey) oooo id like to clean her furr
(binitza) haha ricky martin has a poll uphis ***
(Asmoranomar-Away) laura...i think your getting outahand with this 'sex' thing
(Asmoranomar-Away) ITS MY SEXY ORGAN GRINDER!
who has the prob?! lol
(kinkygirl) and uses dildos andcandles and veggies
...more comin =)
(newest ones on da top.. if u haven't figured it out)