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Once upon a time....
01/01/02 - (01/11/02)
»»» MEEKS kicked [HC]Huntleader (DIE YOU FUCKING BASTARD BEFORE I SLICE YOUR GODDAMN NECK AND STUFF YOUR HEAD FULL OF MAGGOTS AND SHOVE A SPIT THROUGH YOUR ASS AND OUT OF YOUR SKULL)
(MEEKS) So what's new with everyone?
KICK HIS ASS!
(Booter) OMG D, I had the best sex ever yesterday
(Booter) me and PALMela HANDerson went out yesterday
Diamond) mikachu i wanna see ur videos =(
(MEEKS) Of me making fun of my cousin for kissing a statue of my other cousin
(Jsmj[Gone]) damMNIT!
(Jsmj[ouCh]) KILL YORU GODDAMN CAPS OR I'LL MAKE YOU ******* REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE
»»» pussycat kicked Jsmj[ouCh] (You used 72% CAPS Limit is: 65% [WARNING])
(Harley_Babe) hey just because im 12 doesnt mean that i dont know a thing er 2 bout drugs
(Asiks) Shut up or you'll be kicked full
(Suaey) do people actually come online to TALK or to SLEEP?
* Oliver loox up
Oliver » oh nvm.. not talking about me
* Oliver takes "lil willy" off his highlighting
* EpOna` prods mika with burnt cheese on a stick
MEEKS » "Claaark, don't forget that your deadly weakness is kryptonite, so stay away from it!" "Oh jeez Martha, announce it to the whole neighbourhood will you?"
* MEEKS shrieks
EpOna` » lol
Dia[workin-on-evil-things] » haha
EpOna` » dia, keep the cheese burning, ill prod him off!
Dia[workin-on-evil-things] » cheesy =P
Dia[workin-on-evil-things] » ok!
Dia[workin-on-evil-things] » i think
* EpOna` continues prodding
MEEKS » That sounds sexual yet, repulsive
Dia[workin-on-evil-things] » yes lol
EpOna` » lol
EpOna` » LMAO
EpOna` » the more i read it the more it turns..er makes me laugh
MEEKS » Gah
heather » he wanted me to masturbate on my mic for him and some chic hahaha
Dia[study`n\food`n\shoot-me] » haha
Dia[study`n\food`n\shoot-me] » nice
heather » i left :P
MEEX » Masturbate on the mic or around the mic?
Dia[study`n\food`n\shoot-me] » poor couple
Dia[study`n\food`n\shoot-me] » haha
heather » haha
heather » ewwwww
heather » ewwwwwww!@$#!
heather » squish squish
heather » haha
heather » ew
Dia[study`n\food`n\shoot-me] » ooh mic.. ooh.. oh yea.. mmmmm.. omg ur good.. yea.. ooooh.. OOOOOH
Dia[study`n\food`n\shoot-me] » n then it makes those horrible sounds
Dia[study`n\food`n\shoot-me] » hehe
heather » haha
* MEEX gains an immediate fetish
heather » it'd make squishin noises the whole time
Jsmj » he's a pussy
Jsmj » lol
NightWolf » you are what you eat
#teenchatz +cumzz @JavaColours d0nN|e Perfekti0n` @heath[away] +Jsmj[Sleep] +lex\underthetableanddreaming +EpOna\town @Dia[sleep`n] @gone +ApathySleepin @Mich-Dead +SleepyBunny +Asmoranomar-Away +KrysiaSleep
that... scares me..
(Asmoranomar) lol i played barbies before
(Asmoranomar) but...i always tried to get them to have sex
*** Diamond is now known as Dia[MakinPostCoitalPics]
(Dia[MakinPostCoitalPics]) brb!
(Asmoranomar) hum...
(Roystmas) whats post coital mean?
(EsnOwna) num?
(Roystmas) i always thought it was something rude
(binitza) it prolly is
(binitza) knowing dia
(binitza) :p
»»» Aaron kicked d0nN|e (because I get a kick outta it)
(neglected) someone called me a homophobe cause I said I didn't like having anal sex
(MEEX) This homosexual incestual orgy talk is making me sick
(MEEX) Sick I tell you!
(Asmoranomar) i was concieved from the inside of bia's milk gland and like.....i was born out of bia's tit
(neglected) I might be redneck but I'm not an alabama redneck
(neglected) I'mma Tennessee Redneck
(neglected) There's a diff
(neglected) we only sleep wif cuz's :P
(Aaron) I'll give you a hair transplant
(Dia[cooooking]) just make sure they aren't pubes first
(MEEX) Aaron, I appreciate that
(MEEX) I'll make sure
(MEEX) And if my pubes go first
(MEEX) I'll have them transplanted
(QueenBitchTheGrinch) now all you people who have your noses up each others asses
(QueenBitchTheGrinch) lets clean it off =)
(MEEX) This nasal/anal sex idea wasn't the best i've ever concocted
(MEEX) For one thing getting your nose past cheeks is a difficult and arduous task
(QueenBitchGrinch) she calls hot guys lamp posts LOl
(phr33kaneezer_scrooge) why am i seeing a lot of ******'s now?
(phr33kaneezer_scrooge) quit being pussies
(phr33kaneezer_scrooge) i can cuss to myself all i want
(phr33kaneezer_scrooge) so **** you, and **** you
(phr33kaneezer_scrooge) **** most of you
(NoS) dang im horny
(NoS) like woah
(QueenBitchGrinch) Useful Information: The average depth fo the ****** is 16cm. The average length of an erect ***** is 12cm... This means that in the city of Sydeny there is about 29,756km of unused *****!
(DeNiaLBrb) guys with small dinkys use bmws to pick up girls
(trinitysky) Brendan. You suck at taking over rooms! You suck at it! You need to try a hell of a lot harder.
(Jsmj[busy]) insanity isn't a bad way to live, it's the ONLY way
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(sexyteen_) any one want cyber sex with boy click on sexyteen
(sexyteen_) nobody will know so click on me
(sexyteen_) go on
(hot14u) how old are u
(Blak_Mage) i give u a hint older then ten but younger then fifteen
how cute!
(Dizzy) her knockers are like the size of my head ....
(Dizzy) what size is that ?
(Dizzy) lol
(Diamond) haha exactly
(Diamond) so many guys were talkin like that
(Dizzy) ariane's actually were though
(Dizzy) lol
* Diamond blinks
(Dizzy) well
* Dizzy feels his head
* Dizzy shrugz
* XmasEpOna sticks up a forsale sign "9 children for sale, make great lampshade stands!"
(Juliet) I'm 97/f/developed a slight goaty beard with age but still like to get down in the sack, pc me for a bit of a slap and bristle :)
(peridot) my friend wore mistletoe on his belt at my christmas party
(MEEKS) (Dia[flash-stuff]) HI PERSON ON THE OTHER END <---Heard during threesome
(Dia[flash-stuff]) hahaha
(Dia[flash-stuff]) AH
(Dia[flash-stuff]) haha
(Adam\OutNKatsBoot) Or during oral sex with a 16 incher
* Dia[flash-stuff] raises an eyebrow
* MEEKS spits out air
(MEEKS) Good thing I wasn't drinking anything
(MEEKS) I'll screw a yak while you lick my sack so you can track the back of my package
(MEEKS) Make sure to wear a raincoat while you screw that goat, whatever floats your boat, see you on murder she wrote with a disconnected scrote
(DJ-OverFidelity) (__)__)=====jjjj===D
(Dia[flash-stuff]) jjjj?
(Sy-) 8========D
(DJ-OverFidelity) that's some lonely dude whackin' off
(DJ-OverFidelity) they're fingers
(spice_up_ur_life_) i cant speel
* SiKeS[a] away: sex
* SiKeS[a] away: hand
(I-have-a-small-penis) yooooo any 1 knows where i can get info on penis enlargement ???????
(PowerRad) CONTRIBUTE TO AN ADAM'S CLEAN BED ENVIRONMENT
(QueenBitchTheGrinch) i got a booger the size of africa =((
(Diamond) lol
(Diamond) big booger
(QueenBitchTheGrinch) true dat
(QueenBitchTheGrinch) i cant even pick it out =((
(ArchMagus) i cant believe they let people chat in public libriary's this late
(ArchMagus) *yawn*
lEx: no
lEx: i'm tellin ya its a dog trapped in a cats body but no one listens
lEx: you think im crazy
lEx: but it'll work
lEx: my mom is even tryin to covince the cat she's a dog
(my friends r dorks)
(MEEKS) Children, worship not false idols
(MEEKS) Just send money
(CatZ) lol
(mm) to me
(mm) :)
(CatZ) NUH UHHH
(CatZ) to me
(CatZ) ha ha
(CatZ) that's old
(CatZ) ummm send to LAURA
(mm) You can make all checks out to YOUR DADDY
(CatZ) cuz laura's our goddes
(SiKeS) jam the money in my slot and yank the chain, ill be around to you in a sec
(MEEKS) That's where I send my money
(_NaTe_) i think i have a rather cute dick
(Lee`) my penis is saying "touch me please, i miss your soft caress"
* lexelf laughs
(lexelf) gabe gets the damn for the day
(lexelf) wow
(Jedah) lol
(lexelf) glad i don't have a dick
(lexelf) seems very demanding
(Lee`) oh trust me, it is
(Lee`) but you build a trusting relationship with it
(Jedah) its masochistic
(Jedah) the more you beat it, the happier it is
(Ambrose) My batteries never die. They're rechargeable.
(Ambrose) doh, shouldn't of said that, I bet Dia has this logged 'n now she's gonna post it. =\
O=)
* Dizzy wonders off with an odd smile and a hammer in his hand...
(FukBatmaNnRobnIlRobmWitaBatMan) i have a scan of my ass
(FukBatmaNnRobnIlRobmWitaBatMan) wanna see
(FukBatmaNnRobnIlRobmWitaBatMan) ?
(Layz-Bastard) they should sell midgets to guard cars
(Layz-Bastard) like you go buy a midget armed with a random weapon.....
(N1X) they dun where you live?
(ApathyMan) yeah my music selection on mp3's is fucked
(ApathyMan) digimon, tupac, kmfdm
(ApathyMan) none of them match up hahaha
(ApathyMan) oh yeah and neil diamond
(boyinmansbody) ur an idiot, the name is not a sexual thing moron
(Asmoranomar-Away) since laura screws up the stats page anyways....she cheats........she dont sleep!
YAH HUH
(myra) that is a noth of that subject
(myra) you is so dumb
(myra) yeah
(myra) air man wuz up
(myra) halla back
(myra) bucknaked
(myra) u there
* Therm grabs megan
(Megan`) nooooooooo
* Megan` bites yer arm and runs again
(Therm) aww
(Megan`) RAPEEEE
(Therm) no rape you are willing
(Megan`) wot u think im just playing hard to get?
(Therm) yeah :P
(Megan`) hah yeah right
(Therm) :|
(Megan`) awwwww
(Megan`) poor jas
lol mogz funny
(Royster) nasal sex is bad enough
(Royster) imagine poking your eyes out for sexual gratification
(the_aussie_guy) u fat ho
(Diamond) haha shows u dunno me =)
(the_aussie_guy) shows i do
(Diamond) uhhh no haha
(the_aussie_guy) cause noone else sees it
(Diamond) everyone knows im not fat
(Diamond) an definitely not a "ho"
(the_aussie_guy) oh yeah
(the_aussie_guy) look in the mirror more bitch
(Diamond) hahaha
(Diamond) omg ur funny
after a while he made my tummy hurt from laughin lol =)
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(duke20) I have a question
(duke20) Do a lot of girls masturbate and if so why dont they admit it?
(Diamond) tha's wha imma get u for xmas mikachu
(Diamond) big ol candy cane outfit =D
(MEEX) Nooooo!
(Diamond) awww but u'd be so cute in it!
(Diamond) esp wit a xmas hat
(MEEX) Well I guess there'd be pluses
(MEEX) Unwrapped and sucked
(MEEX) But then i'd probably be hung
(Diamond) hrmmm
(MEEX) They'd string me up from a tree
Bungel-`clean`) porn has finished downloading
* babyluv sneaks back quietly
(Bungel-`clean`) errr
(Bungel-`clean`) game
* Booter only gets off 4 weeks a yr
(Dia[shower\packin\stuff]) not much booter time huh
* Dia[shower\packin\stuff] pats b
(Booter) tell me about it
(Booter) 1 wk for Spring Break
(Booter) 1 wk for Summer
* MEEKSgamin gets off 364 days a year
(blinked_out) soo i guess every one else is dead to?
(blinked_out) or day dreaming bout thier bf or gf
(blinked_out) cause i'm dreaming bout my bf brad
* Dia[shower\packin\stuff] pets it
(Dia[shower\packin\stuff]) u know u wanna
(Dia[shower\packin\stuff]) come onnn
(Dia[shower\packin\stuff]) =(
(MEEKSgamin) I do the same thing when I feel impotent
(Babes) i dont need anymore penis than i already have
(Gateway) 450 pm windows
(Gateway) weeeeeeeeee
(Gateway) n noone bothered to tell me about /close -m
(Gateway) I sat here n closed all those damn things manually
*shakes head* silly new opers =P
(catch_me_22) this chat room sucks
(chaosAD) then leave
(catch_me_22) i told my boyfriend i would be here
(wntrfrsh) where is D??
(Distroey) yes
(Booter) trying to find her panties
(wntrfrsh) OH!!.. D = short for Distroey???
(Distroey) no
(Booter) yep
(Lord_Everhate) ya know you're a loser when u gotta wear a condom in your dreams
(heath[pool]) this malay is tryin to get me to talk about masturbatin while we're playin pool
* heath[pool] shivers
*** Campbell is now known as CampbellThePervertedTeenagedBo
doesn't that hold true for most ppl on here?
(AllKillerNoFiller) does anyoneelse like porn besides me
(Buckeye) no
(AllKillerNoFiller) am i the only one
(Buckeye) Dia scholl like it though
(Buckeye) but she is in school
HEY! ur the horny one damnit lol
* NoS gnaws at the hole
* FurryLilCritter gets eaten al ive
* NoS cries... i lost a gold lee press-on tooth while i was gnawing at your hole
* MEEKS pets his hand, he didn't mean you, you don't masturbate, we make love
(Babes) if youre gonna quote me its gotta be good
(maria572) why
(Myselfness) Hooray!
(matt-smith) cause I said
* maria572 is going to be away from the channel.
(matt-smith) lol
(matt-smith) good
(matt-smith) go away
(matt-smith) ahhhhhhhh
(Myselfness) Because I'm one bouncy son of a gun.
(maria572) so doesn't mean i'll listen to you
* Myselfness bounces around the channel.
* Myselfness bounces around the channel.
(Myselfness) Ohhh, that was goooood.
(synapse) someone's gonna be bouncing out of the channel soon
(matt-smith) rotfl
(Myselfness) Why?
scaaaaaaaaaaaary day
(TWiST) pay me in PORN
Diamond) cuz us girls know how to work it n lots of guys on ehre don't get any so they get even more horny as it is
(zenn) rofl
(zenn) thank you laura
(Booter) lol
(zenn) for explaining about 1 year of my life :)
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) =)
(Diamond) np!
(Diamond) i had u in mind the whole time *wink*
(zenn) awwwwwww
(zenn) your so sweet!
(MEEX) "My boyfriend's got really bad dandruff doc, what should I do?" "Give him head and shoulders." "Ok thanks doc." (Next day) "Doc, I have a problem..." "What is it?" "Well, how do you give someone shoulders?"
(QueenMichelle) haha miku is horny
(Royster) lol
(Royster) thats what laura always says
(Distroey) laura says that is why he talks
HEHE
(WaRzOnE`) Dia, u know html?
(Tiggah) seeing how your neck is taller than i am
(Tiggah) it will be amazing
(Diamond) i so looked in here at the wrong time
(Aaron) I was gonna have a white pillow cover on my head and grab my nuts
(neglected) a Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Playstation game
(neglected) Damn that's gonna be a hit
(nakedrunner) Any girls wanta chat with a texan with a " long " horn ?
(Tiggah) stupid gym
(Tiggah) and its cleaning
(Tiggah) they have free tanning
(Tiggah) so every white person there
(Tiggah) is dark
(Tiggah) and i walked in and ther ewas this white guy
(Tiggah) standing there butt naked and was 10x darker than me
(Tiggah) i was like dear lord stay away from the tanning bed
(N1X) what a crock
(Vipe) whats a crock?
(N1X) hehe nothing
(N1X) i dun want to offend laura
(Vipe) lol thought it said what a cock then i realized i had pants on so u wouldnt know
(Vipe) j/k
(N1X) haha
(N1X) yeah
(N1X) that too
(SiKeS[a]) lets say u were prancing around butt naked and sat on one
(SiKeS[a]) would u like.. suck it up?
(SiKeS[a]) where does it go from ur crouch
(SiKeS[a]) your intesticle?
(SiKeS[a]) that'd suck if that happened while u were having sex
(SiKeS[a]) and the pencil beat all the spermies
(SiKeS[a]) and u got inpregnanted by a pencil
(Mich-NMMM) MY TITS ARE FALLIN OFF
(Mich-NMMM) oh wait they just a lil saggy today
(Tiggah) to michelle from yonv... girl i wish u were close so we could kick it.. and if only i had money for a bus ticket.. we could act a fool, i could beat your ass in pool... but till i get some money.. u aint gonna get this here honey.. by yonv
(Sharkie) Star_Princess, hmm oh i remember where i saw u earlier
(Star_Princess) you saw me in #cybersex
(Star_Princess) j/k
(Sharkie) lol
(matt-smith) really?
(Sharkie) never been there cept once 3 years ago as an oper, so nope not there
(Asmoranomar-Away) who won the superbowl last year?
(Paully) ravens?
(Gateway) yeah
(Asmoranomar-Away) ok im a ravens fan
(Diamond) mmmmmm oj good
(SiKeS[a]) orange jizz
(Diamond) ew lol
(MEEKS) My dad's initials are oj
(SiKeS[a]) squeeze it
(SiKeS[a]) it'll squirt in your eye
(mSgMeIfNeeDeD) OMG victoria's secret winter stuff is out....
^kyle scares me =(
(badbeelovesyou) when i push pa it maens perent alert k
(badbeelovesyou) anyway
(badbeelovesyou) pa
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(matt-smith) damn makes me not want an oline
congrasts! NOW STAY NICE =) and matt i so agree lol
(deja) your wrap your lips around that puppy and.... <--- fuck i know this is gonna be the quote put up on toms site
la ti da..
(Tiggah) dang miss cleo
(Tiggah) is rough looking
(Tiggah) haha
(Vipe) LOL
(Tiggah) i really love her detroit/jamaecan accent
(Tiggah) it turns me on
(Jillian) too bad tongues aren't 7 inches long, standard
(deja) yah duck tape is fun
(Paully) lol
(Paully) my tongues only 3 inches long
(Paully) :(
({XaNtHe}) whipe cream mmmmmm
(Jillian) I haven't measured mine
(Asmoranomar) so thats why chics love the prince is a frog story!
(Paully) i just did with my fingers
(Jillian) haha
(deja) mmmm both is good
(Jillian) well let's see...my hand is 6 inches long so...
* Jillian shoves her hand in her mouth
(Asmoranomar) actually tongues are quite long.....its just that you cant stick them all the way out
(deja) hahaha
(Jillian) this is not working
(Jillian) oh, gag reflex
* Jillian removes the hand
(Paully) only the part of the tongue that comes out of your mouth counts
* Jillian looks down
* Jillian gets all confused
(Jillian) is that...supposed to look like that?
* Diamond looks down
(Diamond) erm
* Jillian looks again
(Jillian) what is that?
(Asmoranomar) jillian: what?
* Diamond ignores the question
(Jillian) um
(Jillian) I can't figure it out
(Jillian) I don't think that's supposed to be there
(EpOna-blondebimbo) he made me put my legs together they look like a skirt then haha
(EpOna-blondebimbo) ACK
(EpOna-blondebimbo) not that my legs were apart...
naughty naughty roysta
(Asmoranomar) laura....you need to learn to like....shutup...cause its not fair that you talk all the time.......its ruining the statistics........might i suggest you get a life.....and sleep every once and a while?
whaaaaaaat lol
(smoffer) ozzy licks old guys testecles that are migets
(OZZY_2002) shit dont tel no1
(smoffer) any one need a pussy lick
(smoffer) just joking have a girl called sweet heart/sweet pea
(Tupac-Shakur) but damn, when a girl sucks on my fingers, my Peepee tingles for along time
(fusionX) forever, and ever.. lets make this last forever..!
weirdo lol
(Booter) big eyes + little head = bad combo
(Mich-Dead) big balls + little dick = bad combo
(heath[bbs]) one little ball + one big ball = very bad combo
(Mich-Dead) little balls + little dick = bad combo
(heath[bbs]) little dick + anything = bad combo
(Mich-Dead) LITTLE DICKS = BAD COMBO
(CatZ) some one asked me who long four months are
(Diamond) haha
(Diamond) hey mel..
(Diamond) what time is 4pm?
(CatZ) 3:61
(CatZ) ?
(Diamond) ooh
(Diamond) ok
(Diamond) erm
(CatZ) ?
(Diamond) n when's dec 5th?
(CatZ) OH OH OH
(CatZ) i know this one
* Diamond can't remember =(
(CatZ) OH THE FIFTH
(MEEX) In 4 days?
(Diamond) ooh
(Diamond) thx guys!
yes.. we are dorks.. =)
(DeNiaL) just because i have afurry penis doesnt mean im a troll
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(Tiggah) my sister saw them in concert
(Tiggah) and after she went to see them
(Tiggah) she turned goth
ahh.. what nsync will do to ya
*** Campbell is now known as CustardSticks
*** CustardSticks is now known as LooseWectalLipth
*** LooseWectalLipth is now known as LooseRectalLips
(hicky) hiya!! any 1 with fingerz?
(Akeimu) <-----ugly/white/trash/skanky/fugly/nasty/dumb/retarded/idiotic/jackessed/stupid/not pretty/none handsome person
sucha dork lol..
* Booter hanglides on a Dorito, get hungry, eats Dorito, and falls into the Gulf of Mexico
(alissa) um let me think i hate bi-sexuals
(alissa) sorry
(Ambrose) Get over it.
(alissa) wanna cyba
(Ambrose) lmao
(Ambrose) you tell me you hate bi's, and then you wanna cyber me?
(Ambrose) Get real.
(alissa) im sorry 4 being mean 2 u
(alissa) im les
(alissa) lick me
(Ambrose) Uh, no.
(alissa) make me cum
(Ambrose) Die.
(alissa) plz plz
(Tiggah) i work witht he title 9 education of arkansas
(Tiggah) i do speaches etc at schools
(Erotism) I'm looking for a nice gal for an open minded Chat.........
(MentallyDark) open minded or open legged?
(N1X) javas... always wanting the world handed to them on a silver browser
(MEEX) And the tape sometimes gives me a wedgie
(Diamond) funnnn haha
(Diamond) oh oh
(Diamond) make a tape thong!
(MEEX) And it like tapes my buttcheeks together
(Diamond) haha
(MEEX) Tape thong, for when you no logner desire hair anywhere below the equator
(Juvenile) sex ?
(Juvenile) or smelly underwear ?
(N1X) wow you'ld never imagine how difficult it is to clean all the glass out of a monitor after smashing it in with an axe
* MEEX has sex with the chair
...more comin =)
(newest ones on da top.. if u haven't figured it out)